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RScalcione93

The dude laughing at the end in slo mo 🤣


VigorousSwish

It’s almost like a renaissance painting


snotblud18

Or is it r/unexpectedrenaissance ??


snotblud18

r/suddenrenaissance


avidbookreader45

Except Raphael, Michelangelo and DaVinci used other subject matter.


skipperseven

https://preview.redd.it/z9k79sp6m47d1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f17615a9da0529fbe2ee895c0d14a2b7357ae0 Eerily reminiscent… Cupids Fighting Putti (c. 1625) oil on canvas, by Guido Reni


IndividualBrain9726

🤌🏼 Mondo Stellare 🤌🏼 Italian: 🤌🏼 WORLD STAR 🤌🏼


xiemnos

More like 🤌🏻stella mondiale🤌🏻


Neoxite23

He is living his best life at that moment.


facebookcansuckit

Also looks like he might just need to poop real bad


Unlikely-Memory-1131

if anyone is handing off their gun or valuables in their pocket during an altercation put your fckn hands up and be ready to fight.


GMONEYY_G

No shit. That dude didn't want none. Plus, you gotta wonder about a guy who is willingly putting his gun down so he can beat your ass with his hands. Gun dude seems like he isn't fucking around in any situation.


Unlikely-Memory-1131

does it matter? if someone is gonna fight you regardless of wether you want to put your godamn hands up and defend yourself.


jaybee2284

If you win the fight it looks like your probably getting murdered


Dense-Face-487

Some of these guys have never been in the streets. Not that that's a bad thing. But if you aren't a shooter or don't have shooters with you, just take the loss. I'll take a black eye over a black suit and funeral music.


LaUNCHandSmASH

I was out at the bars in River North in Chicago at like 2am just before Covid. Out front of the bar on the street smoking a cig within a crowd of like 25 people. Two dudes bump into eachother and start jawing back and forth. Words turned to fists, they slugged it out then one of them walks down the street quickly. Chicago PD was directly across the (4 lane plus bike path) street so they flipped their lights on and hopped over as soon as the guys fighting started swinging. Before the cops could get out the one guy had walked off so not much else to do about it. Naturally the guy who “won” the fight stayed and the loser walked off. 15 mins later the cops have cleared out but the crowd has only gotten bigger if anything. Anyway from across the street the “loser” guy popped out from around a corner and took a shooting stance with a handgun pointed at all of us. I grabbed my girl and ducked behind a big green electrical box while everyone else screamed and ran. Guy never shot the gun thankfully so nobody was hurt but it really reminded me to distance far away from any beef people are having around me. A friend of mine got shot in high school at my house and it was not a fun experience at all. I’d like to avoid that again


johnnygun-

I ain't from the street but I been there a few times. Took the short L and wound up with a couple big W's whenever a gun was looking my way. Mfers are unpredictable nowadays, especially when alcohol is involved


DJRAD211995

Using a gun when your enemies is in grabbing distance is a little bit dangerous for yourself.


nerojt

The guy is smart - because a crime while in the possession of a firearm is a big deal. By handing his gun to that dude he changed a felony into a misdemeanor - as he no longer possessed a firearm!


InsignificantZilch

Thank you, was looking to see if anyone else said it first. He’s not being bad ass. He’s not being honorable. He’s being smart. Felonies and firearms don’t mix.


Specialist_Egg_4025

That absolutely is not what he is doing, he isn’t carrying in a retention holster (he might not even know what one is) however he knows being really active, like fighting causes his gun to fall on the ground, and he doesn’t want someone he is in a fight with picking up the gun.


Burn_n_Turn

Plot twist: he beats your ass and then takes the gun back and shoots you.


snarkydooda

Or if a woman starts taking out her earrings. Shit is going down.


Aja2428

Or snuff em on the hand off. Don’t even give em time lol


varsityglitter

Gator don't play no shit!


ihavebirb

YOU COME BACK HERE AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE


Ickythumpin

It’s Christineth! Are you stupid or are you def?


Beliliou74

Faq now I gotta watch it lol


TheBeevin

Thanks for the F-Shack, Love Dirty Mike and the Boys


Empathy404NotFound

Gator ain't never been about no shit.


mexican2554

![gif](giphy|3CaXVSTqmtCLe)


Thegingerbeardape

https://preview.redd.it/cupc89fwo77d1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=0057791c246067f0f075a2f04859973367e913e0


scottkollig

Pimps don’t cryyyyyyyyyy 🎶


Ok-Adhesiveness8264

take this upvote


CBBuddha

Banksy don’t bite no shit!


ThanksALotKEVIN

You have the right to remain silent! But I wanna hear ya SCREAM!


Stock_fixxer

Only people on Reddit treat this movie with the correct amount of appreciation


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QuakeGuy98

*Guns down Hands up* -Street Beefs


DANGER_1300B

Right


WorkinGuy829

Put the gun down, Craig, and get knocked out like your father used to


TriptoGardenGrove

Easy thing to do if you were born before guns were invented


No_Upstairs927

... i mean, it's still there if he starts to lose, sooo....


MrdevilNdisguise

https://preview.redd.it/7qq8a15lc37d1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef985c98585b8b69d5bf39d022a6e19b5fcbca3 Homie next to him was rollin. 😂😂


Hour_Champion_1532

He ate that tho


case1

True but he didn't need to, when you see the hand off, get ready and expect a follow up


muricabrb

But he dropped loot tho


Rendretx

If only more men would handle their differences with at least less severe violence. No need to take a life.


mod_is_the_n-word

Sir, this is the hood.


ATX_311

How can I take your order?


forceofslugyuk

> How can I take your order? Dude passing his piece off was handing out orders of the McFingers to the face.


ExecutiveCactus

ordered a knuckle sandwich


Circus_Finance_LLC

i've got kids to impress


Ok-Ad2178

It's pretty dumb to think it only happens in the hood.


gizmodrawingyt

lol


case1

Only reason they don't is cowardice


FrostyDaSnowmane

Exactly. They don't wanna get embarrassed for getting their ass whooped so they shoot.


JayobiWAN

Homie in the back laughing in slow motion has the complete opposite reaction as everyone elae


1u53r3dd1t

You know that dude is ALWAYS crackin jokes......*always*


StarFighter6464

Man, that punch was so slow. How did he not see it coming?!?


mattbp4551

![gif](giphy|qTKJ9GAYpx5Vm)


Strangebrew__

Thought it was an RDC skit for a sec there


Silentwatcher1234

Guy was like…I will take the battery charge but not the murder/attempted murder charge


eatpackets

My brother in Christ please invest in a proper holster before your genitals are accidentally separated from your body.


world_2_

That would be a benefit to humanity.


darwinning_420

why


SweetHatDisc

Plaxico Burress.


DJGIFFGAS

More slow mo vids plz, most of this sub needs to learn how to throw a punch And its very satisfying


Cominghome74

He had several seconds to duck.


Jaded-Selection-5668

Guarantee “think you bad with that gun??” Was said right before this.


Nurva87

“Think you bad cause you strapped” “Watch this and hold my shit”


Rmendoza90

So many emotions on display


senteryourself

Pure cinema


gdmfsobtc

Excellent all around.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

The new kind of cowboys


Yoshi2shi

Is homeboy wearing socks? Was he about to go frolicking?


Muhfuggajones

Wait, we frolicking? Nobody told me we was frolicking today.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Showing someone he has a gun and then punching him. OP respects him.


TheWeddingParty

And there was literally no time between "this guy has a gun" and "this guy just punched me in the face".he might as well have just held the gun with his other hand for the first punch.


No_Upstairs927

"Hey, i have a gun, so I'm gonna fight you without it and the moment you start to win, I'll magically get armed again! Isn't that so r e s p e c t f u l?


ThrustyMcStab

He gave his gun to one of his many friends to sucker punch the lone, old, out of shape dude. Wow, such respect. A real hero. This sub gets so fucking weird sometimes.


Dragulla

I thought they were impressed that he didn’t just resort to shooting.


StayedWoozie

Based off of the way both of them are standing there’s a good chance that the bald one was asking him to “hit first” so they could start fighting. Doesn’t really look like a sucker punch.


darwinning_420

can u describe what a sucker punch is, to u?


Gargatuan_devil

Looks like a renaissance painting


whysoserious42000

Full respect given here. If people are going to fight then this is the proper way. Sorry to be honest I know it will hurt someone’s feelings but it’s facts.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Marilyn would be proud.


negativelightningdog

Watch on 6.73x speed for the real time


Mr_CleanCaps

Guns down hands up 🫡


darwinning_420

that's the way i like to 😳


nastyman1313

That's the way we did it back in the day and we lived to fight another day or shook hands and went and partied all night long


GuloYolo

Violence bad, with that out of the way, if you gonna fight, don't kill nobody


James-454

💯 respect for handing the FA off and taking care of business


sms552

I respect all of it. Trigger discipline included. Held by the grip pointing down with nothing close to the trigger. Handed it off cause there is no need to kill someone over a fight.


PokeNBeanz

He said: (hold dat) “I don’t need a stick to do a hit/right hand a knock his tooth through his lip One blow make him stumble in slow mo/look on his face he don’t want no mo”


Canadatime123

Wow a sucker punch how manly.. maybe try calling for a fight stepping back and squaring up properly that’s how it’s really done


Hurde278

Roll initiative


MasterHavik

That was a clean punch.


GROUND45

This video is art.


Ricocashflow215

They just watched Friday and shit 🤣🤣🤣


HSikeYourMind

If he only had his feet better planted, guy would be on the ground.


WilliamPoole

I love how all the friends of each fighter kind of get into a group fight formation.  By the end they are lined up like it's final fantasy. 


No-Lawfulness1773

that dude in the background cheesing tho XD


dreemkiller

Can someone track down Tyson's tshirt?


Sorry_but_I_meant_it

"But you live son... you live to fight another day"..... -John Witherspoon, Friday. Some of the best advice ever. RIP.


RAGING4hole

Laughing dude looks like a young Jay-Z


blumpkin

This is way too fast. Can somebody make it slower please?


elmasguapojv

Poetry


Acceptable_Ad9520

Lmfao


Clean-_-Freak

Bitch sucker punched him still tho


dukemccool

SoooMuchViolence


TenderDelights

No. I’m sorry. No respect from me at all. First he showed up with the firearm. Which on its own is extreme intimidation. And tides can quickly switch when the chubby guy starts to win. Punk move in my note.


rlysuck

Damn I used to have that Marilyn shirt!


TemporarySuccotash37

So he threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out.. long live Eazy-E


iimsoxoOvO

I never respected dudes from HS who would pick on and fight other kids with DS or disabilities smh


RemarkableFront8296

Ironically after him receiving the weapon he looked at him like omg he's going to kill him


Lupinda31

We need more guys like him


Ill-Ad-1643

A sucker punch is all I see …


world_2_

There is literally nothing to respect in this entire video.


Lazy_Table_6037

That right there is how real men handle business....respect guns down


rayz0101

Confronting him with his whole squad and a gun? Guess I know where you live.


nerojt

The guy is smart - because a crime while in the possession of a firearm is a big deal. By handing his gun to that dude he changed a felony into a misdemeanor - as he no longer possessed a firearm!


VaxDaddyR

Ya'll need to learn. It's normal speed THEN slowmo. Normal for the experience, slowmo for the detail. C'mon boys, pull ya fingers out.


1u53r3dd1t

/r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


VaxDaddyR

Haha, didn't even remember it from Letterkenny. I'm just Aussie.


1u53r3dd1t

The fact that it is regular language makes it even better, mate.


DigFlat5824

This mf won fair and square


BlueCollarGuru

Man that dude had 13 seconds to dodge the slowest punch in history and still didn’t fuck lmao Also dude in the back laughing in slo mo makes the whole thing


Klingsam

Yeah, looks like a real "respectful" guy......


Elvis5741

Still a sucker punch🤷


Outrageous-Eye3365

Just casually posting criminals being criminals.😆


griff1971

Homie in the blue was ready to head out in case guy that got hit had a piece of his own lol. Eyes on him, stepping out to the side.


DrForskin

I would rather eat a punch to the jaw instead of any bullet, it takes months to recover.


Head-Sense-2595

One of my favourite oldish videos of all time


That-Razzmatazz-9000

I love how the other guy wasn't even slightly surprised by the gun and immediately knew what to do


bangkokhooker

Seriously tho who pulls the phone out on slo-mo mode when shit goes down? That takes discipline.


Signal_Relative5096

Homie in the background laughing like F is what makes this video for me 😈💀


Ok_Share_5889

I wish they did that in Texas


MeGoBoom57

Day Unos.


Veguillakilla

The faces 😂 this is art


Gravity_Pulls

Where's the rest of the video? 🤔


MiserableJuggernaut1

Teamwork makes the dream work!


Trash-Bags08

Still a bitch move. What would have happened if unarmed dude had beaten the snot out of gun dude? He’d probly meet Jesus quickly thereafter.


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PlusBake4567

Respect


HangryBeaver

Shootings are for pussies. Fight with your fists like actual men.


Deejanarrows

Sucker punch nope


redneck_redmption

Hold my Glock for this clock


Outrageous-Eye3365

Right, and he was just hanging out with his buddies w a gun in his waistband playing ring around the rosies.


Atown7475

How you not watching the hand that had the gun in it


Metaboschism

See because if you can't do that in the first place you shouldn't be holding that thing in the first place


TheSexyTeaCupDemon

Good on him for tossing the gun aside for the fight


OtakuDragonSlayer

Damn, I had a heart attack when I saw that gun at first


IdiocracyIsHereNow

Why the fuck are his pants below his ass like they're just pulled down a whole-ass foot


SheWantsTheDan

Other dude was standing pretty close to a man who's about to draw a weapon on you though....


ThatOneKuGuy

Dude laughing in the back had me rolling.


jahnoyoudidnt

Big bro was sleepy.


OceaniaStorm

Talking all big when you have a gun with you is easy. I would want to see him try, punching the big guy without intimidating him with a gun first


Emera1dthumb

Dudes about to get fucked up


myersm1993

CRACK


Aljoshean

You guys see the one guy in the back who is laughing SO HARD


Freefallin492

Bruh that’s what it’s about tho, he’s toting and is still like ‘I can settle this man down without taking his life’ hands buddy his gun and one-times the guy. Nicely done


Rough-Star1223

Bro said respected it like he wouldnt crash out if he lost 😂 yall kill me


WannabeSudo

That's a Mans reaction


NestleSnipez

What in the hell was homie in the gray doing lol


Lost-Currency-1536

What did we learn? Fucking put your hands up if a dude gives someone his gun. It’s a fucking gun, and there is sure a reason he’s willingly giving it to someone.


festivecomet666

He needs a good retention holster. Then he could fight without showing off his gun.


LoweeLL

There's no winning here - You either get knocked out or you get shot. What's the point.


707steph

He never saw the gun or the fist coming.. he needs to find a different hobby than running his mouth


Trying2StayMotivated

Without the audio i can only imagine he said shoot this _____ if he move hahahaha he just stood there and waited to get hit


PlebsFelix

Same here. Respect to dude.


TemporarySuccotash37

Probably my favorite vid today. Homie laughing is the greatest ever.


TemporarySuccotash37

Homie's face holding the piece was like you sure about this.....he was more than sure.