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InfiniteBlink

There was that one seemingly gay dude who was trying to break up at least 3 fights.


No-Second-Kill-Death

Ha. Total turmoil. Sisqo saving the planet one fight at a time. 


Daweism

That guy looked like he could've destroyed everybody there too lol


outsidepr

Blonde hair, green eyeshadow, fearsome rep


Sugarylightning663

Don’t forget the Fanny pack


WeTheNinjas

Izzy adesanya lookin ass


axepack

Gotta give it to him, he was trying!


capital_bj

Rudy was doing his best work


whiteflagwaiver

Seemingly? Sir that man is 200% gay. What a legend.


mebespoony

Dude in the White shirt who started hitting someone for trying to break up a fight deserved to get dropped


Gruder47

At least video evidence of the assault.


SnooLemons398

I like his heels


IamGoingInsaneToday

I got sucker punched one time trying to break up a fight. Very cowardice action indeed.


Turbulent_Pickle2249

Never try to break up a fight. Its the best way to get a beating


SammyThePooCat

I honestly felt safer when gay Demolition Man showed up to try and cool things off. The voice of reason in that mess.


DontForgetToBring

Crazy thing is most of the city knows this kid and he will fight anyone.. prolly why dread head kept his cool with him😆


Thenewyea

I wondered how he didn’t get hit the whole time


whiteflagwaiver

Never mess with a gay dude in a rougher area built like a Dorito.


Moving_Cat

What are these people even fighting about


HSikeYourMind

🧐 Left Twix vs Right Twix as usual.


Negran

While a valid question, I sometimes wonder if folks just feed off other's energy and start swinging... Utter Madness!


Weary_Account_3836

Udder madness. I'm starting to notice chubby girls aren't agile.


MacAneave

This is just what people do in Harrisburg.


ruralrouteOne

Food? They look like the hungry type.


Weary_Account_3836

Waffle House is open. Fight in the A/C, it's hot out.


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SevroAuShitTalker

What culture would that be?


InfiniteBlink

You know what he meant.


[deleted]

Homie responded drinking culture. I know you implied he was being racist. I don't know if you wanted it to be racist. Did you want it to be racially charged? Edit: apparently someone else responded drinking. I'll own that mistake. But God damn everybody wants everything to be racist nowadays. It's so easy to just scream RACISM as an argument or way of belittling an argument; kinda takes away from actual racism and what we need to focus on as a society. I'm getting off this soap box. Y'all have a good day or don't or fuck yourselves whatever race you are or aren't.


SevroAuShitTalker

Nah, that was a different person who responded drinking culture


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BikerJedi

Read the Terms of Service. You never had free speech. "Free speech" only applies to government restrictions. Racist comments like the one above this can and will get a ban.


SevroAuShitTalker

I never once insinuated it was racism. They could have meant a hundred different groups, I just like to prompt people who make comments like that so they think introspective about possible prejudices they have and may not even realize that they have them.


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![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44) I'ma be honest that made me laugh. I really don't want to argue with you. Like I said to someone else, we all choose what we wish to see and ascribe to it. I think you're full of shit but I'm choosing to think that. It's seriously ok. Have a good day.


Beyblademaster69_420

It's almost always racist. If there's a video of ANY fight with a black person in it, there will be a flock of these morons. It's even worse on bodycam videos.


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If it's almost always racist, you are already predetermining what you're going to think about an anonymous, no context comment on the internet. I guess that goes with anything. It's called bias. We all want our confirmation bias to feel good about our beliefs, including you. OP replied it was Drinking culture. If people can't live with that, then fuck em and their own internalized victim mentality.


SeikoAki

? They didn’t reply saying it was drinking culture lmfao that was someone else. OP is 99% likely being racist and to argue against that is just dumb. ETA: checked his comment history and he’s been blatantly racist before. Be fr.


Beyblademaster69_420

Do you just believe what everyone tells you on the internet? You must be an idiot too. It's clearly OP being a racist moron and you're either incredibly dense or stupid.


[deleted]

Clearly lol Maybe I'm both dense and stupid according to you. Maybe I'm neither. It's all about how YOU choose to interpret shit homie.


Beyblademaster69_420

Keep saying your non argument. Maybe it'll work if you do it over and over again. We all remember what Einstein said about insanity. And your inability to figure out who OP is is proving my last point.


Porkbellyflop

Drinking


Montanabanana11

The keys, duh


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Anybody else giggle when the big dude in purple fell down?? And then laugh out loud when he fell down again later??? 🤣🤣🤣 just me?


Opening_Success

Grimace. He was having a hard time getting up each time. 


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

I had to google grimace... thank you for that laugh 🤣


Beautiful_Exam_1464

They’re all so fat…


ruralrouteOne

Seriously, like every person that falls down legitimately struggles to get to their feet again.


capital_bj

Big purple took that personally


Dadumdee

Middleswarth chips bro. They like crack.


Opening_Success

African American women have the highest obesity rate of any race/gender cohort. 


danielc007

Center of gravity left the chat


MrMisanthrope411

Pretty common theme in the USA.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

I see this and then I'm like "Yeah, I shouldn't complain about housing costs that much"


cairaxmurrain

Fuck yea 🇺🇸🦅


andyj610

As soon as I saw my hometown I had to stop and watch. I was not disappointed. 😂😂😂


LargeRustyTrumpet

Da burg!


SaucySaq69

LMFAOOOO SAME. Had to watch all the way through see if I knew anyone


cresentmoonkick

2nd street I’m guessing?


andyj610

That's what I thought but someone else said the HMAC in Midtown.


Kindly-Leather-688

Yeah it’s the HMAC


Kindly-Leather-688

3rd


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Within all this chaos, gotta give props to the cameraman for following the action.


Top-Chipmunk8223

I was getting ready to post the same thing.


Stupid-goober-7

Remember this my children. If you can’t drink in moderation, dont drink at all.


Deaths-1-Slayer

The one gay dude was a angel of peace the entire time lmao


stealthyrub9089

Should've let security do their jobs then eh..not.."let them go" shit..cuz look what happened


Ok-Recording-6752

who stole my chips ass fights


DontForgetToBring

😭


just-some-things

A masterpiece.


Emergency-Pack-5497

what a horrible place with horrible people


Rude_E_Gobear

but she "got a gun too" so that makes things fun.


TJADNADA

At the arts center of all places. Lol shit is nuts. I live about 40 mins north off Harrisburg off of 322. We go out to eat down there quite a bit and I’m outta there by 8pm. I ain’t stickin around to get caught up in that shit.


ckydido

HMAC is midtown and is typically a lot tamer than this. I wonder if there was a show going on.


Shotta614

HMack and he be coming through swift, he the type of rapper that'll never be dissed! 


ckydido

It's honestly the type of place I would expect Harry mack to play when he does his tours.


TJADNADA

That’s what I was wondering honestly. Certain artists draw certain crowds


lowsingle174

The light skinned dude took a shot to the pills!


redditis_garbage

White shirt black shorts the biggest pussy fr, only fights women and dudes who aren’t fighting.


ontime1969

The commentator did a great job with multiple uses of "what the fuck". You could kind of tell she has probably seen some shit on her nights out and was genuinely suprised. She kept me on the edge of my seat for the whole 4 minutes. Plus she was good by picking up someone's keys. What The Fuck Girl, is very much approved.  👍🏻 


TheTaconyStrangler

Love at the end “where da cops at?”


ThePerfumeCollector

God these screechers are annoying af. Video and let us enjoy the show, no need to scream ohmahgad every 2 seconds!


Crypto_Tsunami

Tbh, if nobody was shot or stabbed this is a huge W in USA these days 🤷🏻‍♂️


MidWestSalsa

I see why people tuning in the WNBA now, shit is lit.


garden-wicket-581

Security guard got good lessons from Dalton's rule #2


Waffle_Pirate_469

Sure is a hoe lot of fighting going on here.


Big_Profession_2218

Hoes to the left...hoes to the right, 3 hoes this time ! Area codes !


Dry_Sprinkles5617

Surprised Grimace there was able to stand back up wearing the skinniest jeans imaginable lol


BigLRakim

Harrisburg is such a shit hole. Capitol of Pennsylvania, but just like the rest of central pa. Nothing but trash and drug addicts.


Top-Chipmunk8223

🫵🫵👊👊👊👊👏👏👏👏 Props to the camera person you did the best you could. That was a lot of action to keep up with.


canblowme

This is why we can't have nice things


mynamesnotconnor

Hi shane


Blackgsd2

Things are getting heavy in the Hburg


Virtual_Cellist809

Ahhh my wonderful city lmao


Dadumdee

I got folks there. They had a corrupt mayor named papenfuse that shut down popular hood spots so his investment group could buy up the properties in midtown for cheap. Now everyone from those neighborhoods has no where to go but downtown and midtown in a city that’s territorial about uptown, hilltop and south side. It’s a small city with big city problems. Good peoples overall tho. Shoutouts to the Burg. Downtown problems are even worse and they’re blaming it on teenagers.


LionHeart00

Thanks! I am never going to Harrisburg, PA.


VaughnZoran

Dem bra's the hero's..


Ok-Adhesiveness8264

Brick where did you get a hand grenade


capital_bj

Oh shit big purp went down


bdr22002

Hold rats doin hood rat stuff lmao


NYK-94

This is why we can’t have nice things. Also the commentary is super annoying. “Oh shit!” 100 times in a row.


Aj420Sr

Shane?


Street_Road_9967

![gif](giphy|LT4Op9AT7MWeA)


Intelligent_Frame392

im waiting for the gunshots but luckily no one even had them.


idontknopez

Girl at the end was yelling how she had a gun.


aquelviejitocochino

Check baby, Check baby, 1-2-3-4. Check baby, Check baby, 1-2...


CooCooKaChooie

There WAS too much goin on.


CooCooKaChooie

I also have to agree with the narrator: what the fuck?


Aronndiel1

That was wild !


maz_menty

This fight brought to you in part by high-fructose corn syrup.


Fit_Refrigerator6318

Yup that’s Harrisburg alright


Fit_Refrigerator6318

People always fighting


WhoMadeThePotatoSald

I should have expected to see my hometown show up on here🫠😮‍💨


de-Schot

What up Shane!


BuhrZap

Man, I almost got kicked out of HMAC a few weeks ago for taking the elevator to the green room to play foosball.


Duhcisive

🎵 EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FUN FIGHTIIIIING 🎵


CowPunkRockStar

I went to a nightclub and a hockey match broke out.


littlebean117

Most exciting thing to come out of Harrisburg


kahver

So much body contact like a Rammstein video clip


-Stupid_n_Confused-

God damn. So much going on that when I blinked a braided woman had turned into a braided man, and then when I blinked a 2nd time she was a woman again.


Anti_Spedicy

I know EXACTLY where that is omg


Dry_Sprinkles5617

Low IQ activities.


mikeypa1969

Must be the heat gettin' everyone worked up.


DougtheIrishThug

![gif](giphy|xTiIzkLOknx8ELm4Ok)


therealdavidman540

Pennsylvanians are just built different imho.


nibblesmcbiteyface

Juneteenth is popping off in the USA


tatsumak111

Damnnnn💀


Historical-Fun-8485

Too much! I like a simple setup, followed by one person getting their just deserts over and over again.


hedsevered

Red jumpsuit a weak ah dude bruh how you gonna let homie keep beating on you like that.


bloopie1192

It's time like these that I wonder... what would batman do?


DontForgetToBring

Not a damn thing.. he ain't tryna get canceled for a hate crime😂


Comprehensive_Bus723

Probably not on top of the list of concerns but many of these people need to enhance their diets with fruits and vegetables


SumyungNam

Lol blue shirt got some good moves


iGalaxy92

We need some music Ludacris or Lil Jon


Automatic_Opinion726

Billions of Kcal lost


Lower_Recipe5196

Damn!!


MayonaiseH0B0

Shrimp cocktail like all cocktail. Always in moderation. https://youtu.be/wFA3JNPsxUY?si=km3_qUGXmUi4nP3Y


Titleofyursextape

SMH All this just to get Sisqo's autograph


thehoofofgod

Cool


Lil-Cheek

Children 👦


Kindly-Leather-688

Aww man not at the midtown arts center too 😂


mstmn

Grimace had no idea what to do. That man was in a tough spot.


StaticNegative

The HMAC is a great place too. They been coming up with lots of good shows the last few years. Was just down there about a month ago.


funnyman4000

“It’s too much going on” there I fixed the title for you.


fifibag2

It’s like a dairy farm with all those cows. 🐄


ArtTheClown2022

That guy in purple hit the ground a couple of times.


NoBullShytN

😁 ![gif](giphy|TtlYafuP93f5FxemDU|downsized)


armthehomeless14st

I remember visiting the HMac years ago. Nos next time I'm there I gotta pay a visit


jabberjaw74

Lemme guess? Juneteenth “celebration?”


AtlasAlexT

I'm just trying to have a drink after work, man.


DontForgetToBring

Buddy, it's 2AM.. your shift ended 9 hours ago😆


lowonmanattv

The US is such an obese country 😬


itsjustafadok

The obesity in this video is revolting. And the screaming, poor grammar, etc. Jesus Christ what a bunch of losers


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Pellahar

Oggabogga


BornAgainBlue

I said list three felonies. 


WheresFlatJelly

Is this a weightwatchers convention?


DesignerUpbeat5065

What's up with poor people?


Mobile-Cry-9673

Bunch of Degenerates


kokaneport

Too much sugar


No-Lawfulness1773

all because rahkiesha wouldn't stop fuckin with keke's man