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DrJimBones

This is World Championship Sumo and is closer to WWE than an actual sumo match


GoblinBags

Exactly. It's scripted, it purposely misleads that it is another type of amateur sumo, and even the very best real matches here are utter shit compared to the lower ranks of real rikishi going at it.


Formal-Ad-1248

Curious as to where one could watch an honest to god sumo match


GoblinBags

There's a sumo tournament every other month - with one coming up this July. If you aren't in Japan and cannot get tickets to see it live, you can watch online. There's lots of YouTube channels that post highlights - including official ones... There's live streamers who will show live action every night and even talented guys like Natto Sumo who make videos after each day of a tournament. Come check out the main sumo sub (and also the SumoMemes sub - far friendlier and more fun) during a tournament for a lot of talk and video links and jokes.


420Wedge

https://www.youtube.com/@NHKWORLDJAPAN edit: Sorry I didn't check the videos they post first, its just a quagmire of japanese media, but that channel posts english translated sumo matches a day or so after they take place. There are several youtube channels (or maybe commentators from NHK doing side work idk) that all post after the events. Try just searching NHK sumo. If you want to start at the beginning of the tournament they usually list they days of each series of bouts. Day 1 day 2 etc.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Thanks for the link man


brother_of_menelaus

Yeah the real Rikishi doles out stink faces and dances with Scotty 2 Hotty


Awkward-Friend-7233

I had no idea there was a scripted Sumo league lol. So the skinny guy is the babyface.


Elegant_Giraffe5702

I had no idea either. It's probably because it's a really stupid idea. Any person who is a fan of this gets an automatic red flag.


lord_fairfax

Even in legit Sumo there are big corruption problems leading to plenty of fixed matches. Source: saw it somewhere on the internet once.


GoblinBags

In the past, yes - now, not so much. Edit: I can promise you that match fixing in a pro sumo tournament would lead to massive fines and expulsion. Even the ones that happened in the past were, more often than not, "fixes" just for rikishi who were in danger of going MK (more losses than wins) and wanted to hang onto status. There was a MASSIVE purging and rules added and investigations opened in the 2011 and even that was contentious and many of the accused still assert to this day that they never took part in it. If you think match fixing still takes place in pro sumo (outside of Jungyo which is meant to be fun and silly), then by all means post it.


lord_fairfax

That's exactly what a Yakuza would say...


GoblinBags

Yakuza are more involved in gambling, offering grey area prostitution, and are very - very into "dog sumo" which is just some nasty dog fighting.


lord_fairfax

You seem to actually know what you're talking about, unlike me, so I trust you.


GoblinBags

Come watch some sumo soon and then hang out in Sumo Memes. We have fun.


Awkward-Friend-7233

I’m glad I know more about the Yakuza now. They’re fascinating.


rsplatpc

> This is World Championship Sumo and is closer to WWE than an actual sumo match I was going to say, you can watch big boy jump into the throw lol


Rols574

I was about to say, the force and perfect execution of that throw gave me scripted vibes


poop_magoo

That makes sense. When I saw this, my first thought was that this was so picturesque that it seemed staged.


iiM3zMoRiz3

Damn, thought it was cool until I read this... we need real Sumo in U.S. it's fascinating.


DrJimBones

There's a growing amateur sumo scene in the US. It's a fun sport


tOkErDaD1

Was thinking the same . Haha, it looked pretty staged 🤣


Empyrealist

I particularly enjoy the fake? obstruction just as he is getting hip-tossed and of lifted.


RichieJ86

Yeah, couldn't take it seriously when big guy oversold that throw out of the circle.


sinocarD44

OK, that makes sense. They way the big guy flopped over had me wondering. 


Sirpatron1

Do they also have promos. That looks far more entertaining


lord_fairfax

Reddit: Where everything is made up, no one can tell, and the points don't matter.


cliffwob

you can see the fakeness before you even click the vid


JESUS420_XXX_69

Yay! More fake shit


Testyobject

I love real shit like the guy who looks 100% locked in and when it starts he just moves out the way and the other guy lunges and falls out the ring


JESUS420_XXX_69

Henka feelsbadman


Dasshteek

Wow. Creed 4 looks sick.


wrongkoi

That was like so clearly fake, dude. Wtf are you on about


killer4snake

Faker than my kids love for me


Kaveleva-Ruumis

You do realize this is fake, right ?


Ynwe

This has nothing to do with sumo..


farnsworth_glaucoma

I kind of feel like this is fake, and staged. Disclaimer: I don't know the first thing about any form or marital arts, but in theory for the little guy to throw the big guy it seems to me the conditions where he can use the leverage required have to be perfect, and I can't see that happening unless it was cooperative, and rehearsed. Also, wrestling is fake.


Jimrodsdisdain

![gif](giphy|YN2LEE71H6hJBbzutH)


mastx3

delete this garbage


Tha_Munk

sack o tators


How2mine4plumbis

Every fake video posted reminds me how gullible reddit is.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Something doesn’t look right in this video.


jarrodandrewwalker

I call shenanigans. someone right in front of the camera just as one would need to see the marvel of physics required for that toss.


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DriftlessCycle

This looks fake as hell


Smaskifa

Love the obstructed view when the "throw" starts.


Goldeneye_Engineer

lol that ref


LionAccomplished8129

Does anyone know if this is the traveling group in LA or SF? If so im now not going


WokkitUp

Is this fighter's name "Keto"? /s


fandanvan

Looks like bro is throwing his massive XXXXXL bean bag chair into the corner of the room ...


The1neRedDevil

Breakfall was textbook…


MrShoosh

Thats some Steven Seagal shit.


Secretasianman228

I didn't know Canelo reffed Sumo on the side lol


cyrus709

What in the world did I just see??


ray199569

[uwatenage (over arm throw) in proper sumo](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jXZwxHTRRmo) very rarely you see big dude gets thrown like a cartwheel. also it seems silly to throw him out of the ring when it is easier to drop him on the spot since smaller guy already had big guy off balance. and the dude in this vid claims he took a little hop to avoid injury, but seems to me dropping to his knee is better than body slamming himself lol.


Workdawg

It would have been nice if they slowed down the actual throw so you can see technique instead of just the result


DreamSqueezer

That's why they didn't slow it down or show from the other side... It's fake


Workdawg

What makes you think it's fake?


josims88

That's my buddy Tadlock in purple! We came up in the DFW wrestling scene in the early 2010s. Awesome dude


SCWickedHam

Totally real. Look at all those videos of guys throwing people 20-30 feet. Almost all “throws” keep the thrower in the center or near center of the circle of the throw.


Very_Sharpe

A fat man in a diaper does not a Rikishi make


Heroin_Radio

I remember when I saw Sumo back in 2012 I saw something very similar, small guy up against a much larger fella. Taking him down with absolute grace and ease.


Demreds187

Is that AI?


mizzle_fb

HOLY shit what??!


Vapes7a

That was so insanely impressive that it looks fake/staged. Big boy must’ve had jet packs hidden in his feet or something lol


Apprehensive_Sleep14

Uchi mata without the use of legs . Only by haki


HisHilariousness

Was really not expecting that toss


Drewpy_Drew_1989

The absolute strength that guy has.


Cyber-N7

>strength Yeah.. no


DreamSqueezer

Pssst it's fake


Tangodrool

Technique used appropriately can overpower strength.


DreamSqueezer

The technique here was script writing


miseryum

His stance was better he's able to channel more power to his body


DreamSqueezer

He was able to channel more power because that's what the script dictated


Jobbers101

😂


mastersheeef

If this is porn, why are they wearing clothes?


zahidzaman

Very John Wick-esque


MekTam

One is pure muscles, the other one pure fat


MekTam

One is pure muscles, the other one pure fat