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AndySemantic2

gonna get some of that South American mob justice baby


bobpa9

yeah, probably get buried till the neck and set fire to his head or beheaded with a rusted knife....


TheBawalUmihiDito

He said *mob* justice, not *cartel* šŸ˜‚


IndependenceSad9300

Thats actually a mob justice in some extremely fucked up parts of africa


ivysforyou

He said south america, not africa


IndependenceSad9300

I know, just wanna point out other cases


Ihavenoideasaveme

Some guy is gonna walk into a butcher shop in like an hour andā€™s gonna here Funky Town playing from the back


MidwestD3generate

Nooooo lol


Kotau

That's usually reserved for thieves, and in towns where the police is either absent or unwilling to do anything. So, yeah, like 50% of South America lmao. But in all fairness, this seems to be in the middle of a city mall. They'll probably call the police and hold him there until they arrive.


AlexDKZ

Two cops arrived at the end of the clip, one of them identifies himself to the guy. Also, I actually do recgonize the place, it's the Gran Bazar Mall in Maracaibo City (I am from Venezuela, and Maracaibo is my home town)


HorchataLee

Get off the internet... just for one day !


DarkSome1949

I feel like it's the equivalent of "WITCH!"


OraKupo

Is there a sub for mob justice? lol sounds cool


AlexDKZ

They caught the guy and delivered him to two cops. Right at the end one of them assures him that he is an officer and that nothing is going to happen.


ProfDFH

Black shirt was trying to pull away and seemed to want nothing to do with blue. Blue shirt kept him there, then slammed him. Blue is going to have a tough time claiming self defense.


Zestyclose-Rub-6760

Too big,need to make this smaller.


Eggs_Mayhem

Gunna need this horizontal and vertical cropped at least 1 more time


Plainsdrifter71

Dude was runnin for his life...


Realistic_Trash_9789

i see you also watched the video


TheftLeft

my peepers peepin


PozuelosR75

"STRAIGHT TO JAIL"


fourth_box

"RIGHT AWAY"


Inevitable_Hawk8937

I saw Ben askren go stiff but I ainā€™t never seen shit like this. šŸ«¤ shiiiit.


No_Cryptographer240

A seizure like this has happened in the ufc wym you hasn't seen anything like this?


Inevitable_Hawk8937

Shit maybe I forgot then lol


Garfalo

Look up Josh Emmett knocking out Bryce Mitchell if you want to see a good recent one.


One_Bodybuilder7882

Tank Abbott vs John Matua Vitor Belfort vs Matt Linland


OverBuddy8

Against that type of floor?


AriesinApril76

It happened to my friend in the fifth grade.


Equivalent-Ad2324

Bro got chased by a village šŸ˜‚


Apprehensive-City661

Outcome we don't usually see


Tinkertoylady22

Kinda refreshing.


Crispy_Ricky

Venezuela right


Edgemoto

Si


AlexDKZ

Maracaibo to be more precise


Crispy_Ricky

Knew it !! Thatā€™s my hometown, their accent gave it away


AlexDKZ

Esa es la entrada del Gran Bazar Mall en el centro de la ciudad, es muy reconocible en la toma externa


Drizzt3919

Thatā€™s brain damage


Eldiablo2471

Could also be just a concussion. If he's lucky


Mikchi

> Thatā€™s brain damage >Could also be just a concussion What do you think a concussion is? Brain damage doesn't just equal vegetable.


_chocolate_banana

Or maybe he just bumped his headā€¦.


quietcitizen

Looks like ā€˜posturingā€™? Indicative of serious brain damage


Trust_me_I_am_doctor

Strength = 7 Stamina = 0


TassadarForXelNaga

Happens Remember, kids' cardio is as important as lifting


squidder3

Police/security just stood around and watched, and then decided to chase the guy afterward?


samuel_blanco

venezuela


aNewTsk

They are not police or security, but instead motorcycle taxi driver. They use uniform, and they're fully covered because the sun in Maracaibo is really strong (and in general to protect from the sun in the whole country).


Dismal-Orange4565

Fuckin coward


Remote-Persimmon4583

Saquen las tablas!!


IndividualCarrot396

This made my day after a long shitty shift. Saludos paisano.


MrKomiya

Let him swagger all the way up to The Chair


Background-Sport-730

ā€œEl gran remateā€ yeah no fucking kidding itā€™s the end of something alright


Hta68

That dude in the background that raised his hands just after the slam said it all


LankyShark97

r/surrendercobra


EpikMedik

The winner actually loses.


Fit-Boomer

How can he slam?!?!?


ICU-CCRN

Any context about what started the fight?


Even-Awareness-4922

I can't let you get close


Crescentfallen78

The was recorded in a miniature phone.


No-Walk-9615

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


FlumeLife

I love black bars


vcof2005

That slow walk out to brisk job was šŸ¤ŒšŸ¾


SoporAbe

Straight to jail, And Caribbean jails are hell on earth


DRLZEtoWRATH

Why didn't they bother to interrupt before the toss/seizure ? humans have to wait for some bad shit to happen for them to intervene lol


rulingthewake243

So nice of them to speak up after the life altering assault.


skylarmon

50 tablazos


Kaledriell

Instantly stiff legs


IndependenceSad9300

Why did he stopped running? Could've gotten away


AlexDKZ

If I had to guess, he had a car or a bike parked nearby


Derekion

He went fast as if he did nothing


SirSlyght

ā€œRabble rabble rabble!ā€


onesteezyvato

![gif](giphy|3orieUe6ejxSFxYCXe)


bigSTUdazz

....and then the hood stepped in.


OlDickTwister

![gif](giphy|ALtzQ6CHfC7vO5nRz7)


maiksucre

The blue shirt was 29y and the other guy was 19-21 apparently the dispute was cause by a woman that both of them were dating, the blue shirt have 4 kids and was arrested, the younger one was taken to the hospital later but he leave the mall walking


rlds31

In America we just hold our phones


Vapes7a

Damn, bro really choke-slammed a man into oblivion and then just tried to casually walk out the front door like he just finished shopping or some shit lol


Mountain-Scarcity288

lol


ilovefungus

Hell yeah


Embarrassed_Sir_8733

Too bad here, you canā€™t do that. These dudes be ran-sacking a joint and just stand there and watch


Chance-Ad197

Nobody make sure heā€™s okay, priorities revenge.


ImAmnestey

Is the cameraman also having a seizure? What is he screaming outside lol


AlexDKZ

He is yelling "agarralo, agarralo", *catch him* in spanish


Own_Ease_3773

Lo mejor fue cuando dijo ā€œle cayĆ³ a coƱazos a un coƱo y lo dejo tullido allĆ”. Jajaj


MasterHavik

He was jogging more so than running.


spacewizard69rr

I got weewoo weewoo weewoo


jascambara

Basically yelling to grab him before he gets away


TooTone07

So he won the fight but they were after him??? Other dude should bot have picked the fight with blue shirt. Blue shirt shouldnt be punished for winning.


Pcostix

Life isn't a tournament. LOOL. You hurt someone, you face the law. It's that simple.


TooTone07

If you break the law ok koo but you pick a fight and you lose then that should be it. He didnā€™t murder the guy. He won a fight.