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is this actually at child’s birthday party 😨 (the poster on the wall says “happy birthday”)

Poor kid :(

thats exactly what i was thinking :(

Damn what’s wrong with people 🙁 poor kid

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Reminds me of home 🏡

Bet they get married, if not already

😂😂😂 real shit

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Nah my crib was the best on my block still had 2 good windows left

There’s a baby in that kitchen. 🤷‍♂️ I’m sure the child will turn out just fine wtf

I am grateful I've never witnessed this shit at my own parties and my close family' parties.

Lmaooo

I mean, how do you think we got here? Those two were both babies in a kitchen at some point....

She’s the boyfriend now

She literally sprouted a full beard after that.

She stands up to piss now

That side stepping with them uppercuts. He couldn't keep up.

It probably didn’t help him to have long hair.

Father........"That's my girl!"

This is my house. Now, make with the beer and the blowing

I can't even fucking fathom doing this to my wife. Even when she was just my girlfriend.

What about when y’all were fiancés?

On sight.

As someone who just got married, I felt this in my toes

For real, you don't know strife until you've got a fiance who's planning a wedding. Now imagine that wedding getting pulled out from under you by her parents. *Chaos*.

I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Loved my girlfriend, fiance was my greatest adversary and fear, I love my wife :) thank God her parents were super supportive, but Def tried to shoe horn in their ideas against our wishes.

Oh man my MIL came sooooo close to doing that to us 3 weeks before the wedding.

Congrats man I hope you have kids

Damn 😂 I love Reddit

Got me howling 😂😂😂

It was a hard time. Hella hard.

i just started laughing out loud at this. my fiance is at work, so it's ok.

Haha hell yeah, I won't tell her anyway.

You'd go straight for the takedown? Smart man.

Like seriously, how do you even go back to being a couple after that? Even if they make up, she'd be more like a bro not a girlfriend/wife.

Right? Shits wild to me. An ex gf slapped me across the face once and I just peaced out for good.

Yeah I couldn't imagine doing this to my girlfriend either. I betcha she's thought about doing this to me at least a couple times, though.

She grew up with brothers.

100% lol.

Damn.... I bet she doesn't let you leave until she finishes.

Mine doesn't either, I prefer it that way.

The way it should be.

As we all should

Who checked who’s phone?

I don't condone domestic violence, but she was handling business

In front of little kids in an apartment

This is an “argument”?

It is when you have no control over your emotions and grew up around adults who did this.

Adult children


She used grappling to great effect, clinched him up by the hair giving good technique uppercuts (rare among the layman) and then circling him as she took him down further into grappling and ground and pound. Excellent and terrible video.

People talk shit about girls grabbing hair but it's highly effective

Nah black girls in the hood are born knowing that technique. Source: born and raised hood adjacent and knew enough to not grow my hair out.

>rare among the layman You don't watch many fights. This is just a variant of the jersey-over-the-head-hockey-fight technique. Very common in hood fights with girls involved. They always go for hair immediately and usually end up upper cutting each other over and over because you can't punch straight when you're bent at the waist.

Yeah she brought him into her game and whooped ass lol

You don’t read very well. Uppercuts with good technique are unusual in any context that’s not a boxing ring. Her uppercuts were especially good, which allowed her to initiate a grapple. Another lateral/circular attack would be hooks, which are far more common.

Happy Birthday Mia!!

Party looks lit ngl

Someone is either going to jail or they’re going to have the best make up sex. But she’s in charge.

They'll have make up sex, once he gets out of jail.

He needs to prepare her a victory sandwich and do the dishes.

nah cuz why do they look identical 😭

She hit a quick emote on him before that was beating. This sister is cold.

the makeup sex def involves a strap-on

That looks like two brothers (no pun intended) fighting.

Omg, sooo romantic 🥰

Never fight a woman when you have long hair. This isn't her first time.

She about to leave to go get some milk and never come back home. She the dad now

Early stoppage.

Is that what it is? An argument?

“They’ll work it out. Should we…..”

75%

They were just exchanging blows.

That's what I'm talm bout

Damn she ate a couple good ones too. She’s a fucking beast. Just goes to show hair holding is OP. She had full control of his head while dulling all overhand rights.

I hate everything about this

I appreciate women who can fight but this does not look like a healthy relationship.

David Attenborough voice: Having lost the fight, the male must now be the one to receive the penis.

Luckily I'm bald, so when I fight women I'm at an advantage.

Damn see that hair pullin shit bitches be doin is raw, very disorienting which makes it hard to counter, dirty by a man's game but he a bitch for handling this like that anyway

Such a healthy relationship and environment.

We have wildly different definitions of what an argument is.

This is definitely a healthy relationship 🙄🤯

That is going to end well soon for the neighbor.

Looks more like a brother sister fight lol. Everyone else seems used to it, like it’s happened before at family reunions. Sisters get that amp when fighting their brothers 🦾😂

she motioned him with her index finger to come outside and then proceeded to whoop his ass... boss move

That cmon just made it jump ngl

That airbnb owner will be mad

America 🇺🇸 ☕️☕️☕️

Looks like more is going on than an argument

What kinda of house is this with all these people and no furniture is what they call a trap

Nah when she did that finger wag in the beginning i knew she wanted that fade baddd 😂

Kids in the corner of the room behind the guy sitting. Dunno if it’s their birthday but they got a front row seat to that bs

She was bobbing pro, calling him out than taking a couple to get lit right before sending it back 10 fold daddies way.. that shit..albeit Hella dysfunctional, was quite the showing🙌😄

I've seen a lot of this across Africa lately, it seems that rapist are chased from townships and end up in new settlements and found out to be rapist or child abuser etc We must stand together and keep the bad people away

she took that many punches from a man and was able to keep going? and even win the fight? why isnt she in the ufc wtf , go be a pro fighter

The hairpulling move is an elite maneuver

Cute couple

Grabbing him by the hair lmao what else is new

Dude has not had that grab their hair during a fight like she has had. She controlled his head and beat him down. Good on her.

Weakling

That guy is a huge pussy

Ahh, bidirectional domestic abuse. I wonder if it cancels out.

Well, she's impressive for a woman but I'm not sure getting a shot in qualifies as "whooping his ass".

What a loving relationship

Oh nice!!

Love is so precious

Hair control works against men too. Lol. But sis had bad intentions with those shots. Though she might be a dude for a second and had to reread the title.

lol imagine them still being together tho

On the plus side he don't need to call his friends for backup if he gets into a fight

Early stoppage

Truly, they are made for each other.

That girl sure knows how to fight.

She's from the hood

She's slinging uppercuts all the way from the abyss

Please don’t be on the Raiders.

Both should be arrested for domestic

Ride or die. He chose the latter.

Argument? Thats a full of fist fight.

That’s baby😇

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Makes a racist comment, reddit removes it, deletes his account. Loser.

Relationship goals

Girl had older brothers and learned to fight

He's really beaten up

This sickens me, disgusting

Yo she even called him out too, like come get your ass whooping

Welp, he gon learn today

Healthy relationship

That’s not an argument.. arguments are words .. this a meltdown

Dude learned to fight from his sister i guess.

Anna Mae eat ya cake.

Maybe break up

Hey look a healthy relationship

Get that woman a pro fight this Instant.

This was a girlfight!!

by the looks of it, she's used to it

And people step in they way only after she gets the upper hand. Jeesh...

That dude lost a fair fight. WTF He can't show up to his house no more

That’s not an argument that’s an abusive relationship

He better go make her a sandwich now.


But his bone density ?

Physical fighting with a woman will always be a lose lose situation

That's hilarious

She had good form tho....🤣

Nice.. keep the ratchet behaviour alive.

Average Ghetto Household

r/iamatotalpieceofshit for fighting my spouse at a child’s birthday party

UGA JAGA UGA JAGA UGA JAGA

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I love how they weren’t stopping the bf from punching but once the gf got on top all of a sudden things are going too far

Stay classy

He better marry that girl shiiitt frfr

Get that a woman a trainer and a contract, g damn!

They seem nice

Send this video to Dana White so he can sign that girl to the ufc.

Geez need a girlfriend like this who can whoop your ass 😂

Did she whip his ass or just grab hair like women usually do...? He can't fight, but still.

She got hands!

He has long hair to pull.

He got caught off guard. She started using the female technique of pulling hair. Men don't usually do that.