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whenveganscheat

A 20 piece bucket and he was still hungry


komokazi

With a side of biscuits; no drink.


koji4732

Didn't he drink some fruit punch?


Tre_Walker

dude drank some nice Hawaiian


Embarrassed_Sir_8733

Na, get the man some milk


Famous_Construction5

😎That's right brother, he need some milk


fabianiam

Don't make fun of the dead. He lost a shoe.


callon3xetf

Omakase


makaveddie

All he could eat


bigdawgcat

Bottomless fists


NY10

Punching buffet


DaneTheStoneyRPGer

This is such a funny way to fight 😂 no movement, doesn’t load a single shot. Just arm punches for days standing totally stationary like a rockem sockem robot.


wolf3037

Guy has his face pointing down and he couldn't bother to throw a single uppercut. Spamming that one button move lol.


killergman17

he spammed the same move


lobin-of-rocksley

A W is a W. Talking like Chun-li didn't fuck shit up with that repeating leg-kick.


ArchSaint13

Came to say this 🤣 no skill at all.


Lost-Being7605

And the other guy was worse! Lol


D-Flash16

Oh wait so this wasn’t an amateur fight? Which one was the UFC fighter?


ArchSaint13

Oh I'm sorry, you're right. Only professional fighters can have skill


durexman2002

Well, I wouldn't call those skills. 1 guy, obviously had zero skills what so ever. I mean, either he was really scared or never had a 1 on 1 fight in his life.


ArchSaint13

That's what I'm saying, no skill


Skrewch

Oh, so now we bitching if the the ass whooping ain't efficient enough?


Darksensation92

You new to this sub?


Scared_Cricket3265

Have you not read the sub rules? It's not an efficient ass whooping unless someone goes into a fencing response and loses at least one shoe.


DaneTheStoneyRPGer

Who bitchin? I’m laughing that adult men with the fighting potential of a spamming NPC are going around talking shit and starting street fights. 😂


Reception-Creative

![gif](giphy|3ohzdZWx73Lk7ouRNu)


tooobr

those little hand drums from Karate Kid 2 [https://youtu.be/5whE6r-lreE](https://youtu.be/5whE6r-lreE)


ramos1969

Why did he purposefully put his back to a wall? He had no place to go but to serve up seconds and thirds.


jlbp337

He went from bad to worse as soon as he did that Lol


Zumbah

Just leans into it too lmao


MikelDP

The talk usually worked.


Helpful_Honeysuckle

This the guy who put red lobster outta business


12Sree

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA **ORA**


Xenocide_X

Had to pause at the beginning because thought guy's blue jacket said Hawk Tuah on the back.. but says Tawk something..


DatDasMario

That girl is just embedded in all of our minds now. We'll never be the same.


BlackwolfNy718

Can you possibly explain what the hell everyone is talking about? Please and thank you.


mrselfdestruct066

There's a video interview of her- guy says something like "what's your best move in the bedroom?" And she says "you gotta 'hawk tuah' (spit sound) on that thing"


CompetitiveCut1962

Adding that it’s now become a pop culture phenomenon. They got hundreds of memes. Hawk Tuah song (based off Hallelujah). Hawk Tuah decal stickers. Hawk Tuah ‘24. The chick just got fired from her preschool job too so now she’s fundraising for legal fees to fight the illegal termination. Edit: I don’t have TikTok to be able to read the comments but I was shared this today. Commenter below says it didn’t happen but I’m not going to play detective. https://www.tiktok.com/@hisimperialmajesty7/photo/7383138024500022571


Shamata

False, she was never fired from her job and has said nothing about any fundraising The only source that said this was a satirical news page writing a false article


clutchest_nugget

Glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t know who this chick is


chucksteez

Hawk Tuah. She got memed and like big time memed in a very short period of time. Think her and her friend are deactivated and trying to lie low lol.


Restless281

I had to pause to give him a break from that ass whoopin ya Hurd me


Electrical_Cable3612

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL) ON THAT THANG, YOU GET ME.


Carlynz

Tawk Cash


Fooforthought

HIGH PRIO RITIE S


gokartninja

Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that and made the same mistake


mercylowvi

He ate up about 34 appetizers, he didn't even get to the main course yet


khalilkhama

Merry Fistmas


Entire-Bat-1062

AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB   AB AB AB AB


fattocks

Blows my mind that this shit works in fights against untrained people. Leave your chin up in the air like that against a dude whos halfway decent and you got yourself a one way ticket to sleepyville


Acrobatic_Ad7034

Dudes lucky he landed a good punch first because he can't throw a punch for shit


uselessguyinasuit

Poor dude don't know when or where he is now


CamxCam

When an easily movable object meets unstoppable hands.


Adventurous-Drop-543

32 piece chicken meal is crazy😂


newleafkratom

Why not run away? Big boy ain't catching him.


exact0khan

2 piece no biscuit no drank!


nach0-ch33se

I'd simply move somewhere else and stop partying.


Sirpatron1

Why was the dude served so well his I this establishment?


instrangerswetrust

Tupac wouldn’t approve


Outrageous_Fox4227

Dude is lucky other dude is such a comically bad fighter


Magus_5

Ultra Comboooooooo (In Killer Instinct voice)


grubbytrogladyte

When the munchies kick back


MetryKels

Good thing his head ate up all of those body shots


One_Entertainment643

Wap wap wap wap wap dot fuck’em up


Fearless-Champion676

Watermelon Justu


Pocket_FullofDirt

He managed to duck one of ‘em anyway…


grimninja117

Ooo wee


Disastrous-Toe-6405

I wanted to see the stagger or did he look like he could eat more? Rocky done it right?


Cossacker1799

I immediately thought jersey’s winning. Bro has that DENSE build lmao


Character_Print3637

Bro, walking off and the dude reaching to touch him just for him to say chill bro will always be funny to me


Smiley_J_

Ulltrraaa


Gilbert_Reddit

idk what dude should have done in that position, but that ain't it


RonSwanson1001

Shout out to Little Rock, AR


Wulfbrir

No one going to comment on someone making the comment that someone is "so gassy" at the beginning of the video? That's like extra credit on this post.


mattadorr_92

Is this at The Battery in ATL?


FuzzzyRam

Watch out, HIGH PRIO RITY guy coming through!


MentalJack

If you have to say boom 18 times and the mans still isn't sleeping maybe your boom just ain't it.


___Binary___

I saw 27 hits connect, man ate a buffet.


Tobacco_Caramel

Better than Masvidal's 3 piece and a Soda.


TrashKingBob

Never pick a fight with a guy in a football jersey on the first 6 days of the week.


Puppet_Chad_Seluvis

Oh look, he poors are figting each other again. Why do we do it? You never see the middle class beating up the wealthy.


Professional-Pick-71

#22 MVP


Adventurous-Mix-2533

Chef's Special


IndependenceSad9300

Context?


Celtic_Fox_

Do these look like the actions of a man who had, "all he could eat"?


RadiantTonight3

These tags don’t make sense


RonRicoTheGreat

Gave him that windmill.


Sea-Food7877

Jaw of steel or fists of mush?


spawny_violate

Serving up an assortment of mains and sides plus some dessert.


mozygotflowzy

Way more than 7


Salvador147

Even when I was caught off guard I found a way to defend myself lmao bruh just took em face first


chadwarden1

Spec apnea rush


Baron_of_Bourbon

He dead. Lost a shoe.


hammer6golf

"I didn't hear no bell!"


senditintospace

Was walking back for dessert too


Life_Berry4009

What's for dinner


dukemccool

SoooMuchViolence!


AnalysisNervous

![gif](giphy|xTiTnLK9SGzhn0fSIo|downsized)


CommBr

7 course meal and a soda


BGBeeeeeeg

Delicious


Representative_Ant63

Man what a great combo of close handed slaps.


sumyungdood

What was his plan?


Sajuro

i thought i was going to see someone eat a 7 course meal fast lol


ballziny0jawz

Title is underated 😭


ConGooner

bro zombie-walked after big guy like he had something to say after allat. No waaaaaay


joefad

With a dessert of that foot


OSRS_dopeknight

7 course meal nothing but knuckle sandwiches


Bravojones33420

Was that donkey from shrek at the very beginning?


No-Walk-9615

E. Honda would be proud.


jtyler02

At least it was one on one


throw2nuggetsaway

If that other shoe had fallen off he would have died!


oreosnacz

![gif](giphy|bQFFMk7DtE9CSD8Iuc)


ZookeepergameHeavy91

![gif](giphy|xhNKpS0oC3wly)


Adorable-Pilot4765

When the x button on your controller gets stuck


bigSTUdazz

Homie...the A button aint doing a thing for ya right now.


Secure_Bad_5064

He looked hungry still.


TheWebCoder

Why does everyone who gets their ass kicked stumble after the dealer of the whoopin. Is it natural selection trying to finish the job ?


DallasSucks335

That was a 27 piece and a side of gravy and biscuits


SAUCED-AF

Homie brought his own Sound Effects 🔥


Timely_Matter6468

Whacky inflatable arm man punches


ItzGlitchXx

Only one shoe came off, it was close


SmexyDoctor

That must be so emasculating, in front of his girl nevertheless


SomOvaBish

Knocked 1 shoe off so he beat that dude 1/2 to death!


AndytheCas

Stone Chin!


Electrical_Middle78

Left and rights on BOGO


TheBeevin

Homie ate a buffet of hands and started double dipping..


nibirafrmnibiru

Homeboy is going to wake up tomorrow with Cauliflower ear for breakfast.


Raisincookie1

Bro ate him alive


Isaixhh

ate that much with no bev? sick


Strictly_Baked

Imagine how fiucked up dude would be if the other one actually knew how to throw a punch.


Atown7475

He threw a lot of pillows


geemoly

Dude's stance was so far apart he was asking for a good kick to the nuts.


indoafrican

“Mink mink mink mink mink”


thefnman

Neither one of those guys knows how to fight ..just stupid kids swingin


StuntMedic

[be like](https://media1.tenor.com/m/F_E21K1C32wAAAAd/mc-gregor-spaghetti.gif)


Feral_In_Baja

Letting a guy walk up and tee off is a questionable choice.


REDDITDIGS

Some weak ass punches ngl


Inevitable-Bit4006

I’d say it’s a but more than 7 courses


Redditstr8

At he can’t give a second round like that 😂


blacksad1

That did like 0 damage though.


Dagigai

Kinda like a Chinese buffet. Left wanting more


mistabenc

Yeah that's not 7


GooseShartBombardier

Amazing that he survived, one of his shoes came off. The man was beaten half to death.


Alive-Industry3924

The funny thing is, most of time I saw just one single punch doing more damage than that.


MonkyB00

ULTRAAAA COOOMBOOOO!!¡!!!


myersm1993

One thing I always respect about street dudes is that they can get their ass completely handed to them and they will get up and stagger towards the dude that dropped them to get some more


Son_of_Dad2024

That guy who just demolished someone, maybe don't grab him from behind after he walks away?


491450451

That's Eminem rap god rhythm


Nosferatu100

Bro, at this point these are just slaps with the hands closed…


Bossgalka

Bold strategy to eat all of those, but he did.


Damonicss

He's gonna feel all of that before meal.


National_Library_296

My guy loves his knuckle sammiches


driverdevgroup

Maybe I’m crazy, but I think dude has been in a fight before. 🤔😂💣💣


GamingTv23

He got breakfast lunch and dinner for a week


ghilliesuitkids

Had to rewind that beginning several times because I couldn't tell if the dude in blue somehow already had a "hawk tuah" letterman jacket on or not.


Standard-Shine-4263

Sounds effects lol


flimspringfield

He just overwhelmed his opponent with hits. Who knows if his opponent was at all ready for a fight let alone taking that many hits.


z1-900

Combo plater


Redsneeks3000

He didn’t hear no bell. Definitely got his bell rung though.


Intelligent_Froyo_59

Didn't even wobble him with 40 pillow shots.


Braided23

Ooh weeeeee ![gif](giphy|j3thnJhtLkUzBrUX3B)


Dick_Head71

That there's a Mc Flurry to Medulla oblongata in the hood infront your mama


lord_of_scones

Shit digs


QuarkyBoson

Even a little worm curls and reacts.moves when its threatened..Bro here leaned on the wall for the big bro to practise punches


Cargo243

"I didn't hear no bell." ah ending


max_disrrrespect

Its so funny how even the attacker looks so damn goofy whopping the other guy. Literal clownfiesta 😂


C91ranch

If you are ever to fight anyone with their own sound effects you should've backed out when you had the chance because odds are your going to loose


melbigbossd

Added his own sound effects gotta love it


starshipfly

That’s sine E. Honda hands


bgovern

The guy had heart though. He stayed on his feet for most of it, and then got right back up.


oneup84

Godddamn!


v1brates

America is dystopian.


Kay_Scorpio_48

Damn!🤦🏾‍♀️


libra_smoke_cameltoe

Damn


coachkduce209

Lookin like chris tucker in rush hour... "Alright.... Which one of yall hit me??" 😂😂😂😂


RoutineAd5794

Holy fuck


suitcasecity

Gotta be rly careful. Guns


thathairinyourmouth

I felt some of those over here in Michigan. Damn.