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This is such a funny way to fight 😂 no movement, doesn’t load a single shot. Just arm punches for days standing totally stationary like a rockem sockem robot.
Well, I wouldn't call those skills. 1 guy, obviously had zero skills what so ever. I mean, either he was really scared or never had a 1 on 1 fight in his life.
There's a video interview of her- guy says something like "what's your best move in the bedroom?" And she says "you gotta 'hawk tuah' (spit sound) on that thing"
Adding that it’s now become a pop culture phenomenon.
They got hundreds of memes. Hawk Tuah song (based off Hallelujah). Hawk Tuah decal stickers. Hawk Tuah ‘24.
The chick just got fired from her preschool job too so now she’s fundraising for legal fees to fight the illegal termination.
Edit: I don’t have TikTok to be able to read the comments but I was shared this today. Commenter below says it didn’t happen but I’m not going to play detective.
https://www.tiktok.com/@hisimperialmajesty7/photo/7383138024500022571
False, she was never fired from her job and has said nothing about any fundraising
The only source that said this was a satirical news page writing a false article
Blows my mind that this shit works in fights against untrained people. Leave your chin up in the air like that against a dude whos halfway decent and you got yourself a one way ticket to sleepyville
One thing I always respect about street dudes is that they can get their ass completely handed to them and they will get up and stagger towards the dude that dropped them to get some more
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A 20 piece bucket and he was still hungry
With a side of biscuits; no drink.
Didn't he drink some fruit punch?
dude drank some nice Hawaiian
Na, get the man some milk
😎That's right brother, he need some milk
Don't make fun of the dead. He lost a shoe.
Omakase
All he could eat
Bottomless fists
Punching buffet
This is such a funny way to fight 😂 no movement, doesn’t load a single shot. Just arm punches for days standing totally stationary like a rockem sockem robot.
Guy has his face pointing down and he couldn't bother to throw a single uppercut. Spamming that one button move lol.
he spammed the same move
A W is a W. Talking like Chun-li didn't fuck shit up with that repeating leg-kick.
Came to say this 🤣 no skill at all.
And the other guy was worse! Lol
Oh wait so this wasn’t an amateur fight? Which one was the UFC fighter?
Oh I'm sorry, you're right. Only professional fighters can have skill
Well, I wouldn't call those skills. 1 guy, obviously had zero skills what so ever. I mean, either he was really scared or never had a 1 on 1 fight in his life.
That's what I'm saying, no skill
Oh, so now we bitching if the the ass whooping ain't efficient enough?
You new to this sub?
Have you not read the sub rules? It's not an efficient ass whooping unless someone goes into a fencing response and loses at least one shoe.
Who bitchin? I’m laughing that adult men with the fighting potential of a spamming NPC are going around talking shit and starting street fights. 😂
![gif](giphy|3ohzdZWx73Lk7ouRNu)
those little hand drums from Karate Kid 2 [https://youtu.be/5whE6r-lreE](https://youtu.be/5whE6r-lreE)
Why did he purposefully put his back to a wall? He had no place to go but to serve up seconds and thirds.
He went from bad to worse as soon as he did that Lol
Just leans into it too lmao
The talk usually worked.
This the guy who put red lobster outta business
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA **ORA**
Had to pause at the beginning because thought guy's blue jacket said Hawk Tuah on the back.. but says Tawk something..
That girl is just embedded in all of our minds now. We'll never be the same.
Can you possibly explain what the hell everyone is talking about? Please and thank you.
There's a video interview of her- guy says something like "what's your best move in the bedroom?" And she says "you gotta 'hawk tuah' (spit sound) on that thing"
Adding that it’s now become a pop culture phenomenon. They got hundreds of memes. Hawk Tuah song (based off Hallelujah). Hawk Tuah decal stickers. Hawk Tuah ‘24. The chick just got fired from her preschool job too so now she’s fundraising for legal fees to fight the illegal termination. Edit: I don’t have TikTok to be able to read the comments but I was shared this today. Commenter below says it didn’t happen but I’m not going to play detective. https://www.tiktok.com/@hisimperialmajesty7/photo/7383138024500022571
False, she was never fired from her job and has said nothing about any fundraising The only source that said this was a satirical news page writing a false article
Glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t know who this chick is
Hawk Tuah. She got memed and like big time memed in a very short period of time. Think her and her friend are deactivated and trying to lie low lol.
I had to pause to give him a break from that ass whoopin ya Hurd me
![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL) ON THAT THANG, YOU GET ME.
Tawk Cash
HIGH PRIO RITIE S
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that and made the same mistake
He ate up about 34 appetizers, he didn't even get to the main course yet
Merry Fistmas
AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB
Blows my mind that this shit works in fights against untrained people. Leave your chin up in the air like that against a dude whos halfway decent and you got yourself a one way ticket to sleepyville
Dudes lucky he landed a good punch first because he can't throw a punch for shit
Poor dude don't know when or where he is now
When an easily movable object meets unstoppable hands.
32 piece chicken meal is crazy😂
Why not run away? Big boy ain't catching him.
2 piece no biscuit no drank!
I'd simply move somewhere else and stop partying.
Why was the dude served so well his I this establishment?
Tupac wouldn’t approve
Dude is lucky other dude is such a comically bad fighter
Ultra Comboooooooo (In Killer Instinct voice)
When the munchies kick back
Good thing his head ate up all of those body shots
Wap wap wap wap wap dot fuck’em up
Watermelon Justu
He managed to duck one of ‘em anyway…
Ooo wee
I wanted to see the stagger or did he look like he could eat more? Rocky done it right?
I immediately thought jersey’s winning. Bro has that DENSE build lmao
Bro, walking off and the dude reaching to touch him just for him to say chill bro will always be funny to me
Ulltrraaa
idk what dude should have done in that position, but that ain't it
Shout out to Little Rock, AR
No one going to comment on someone making the comment that someone is "so gassy" at the beginning of the video? That's like extra credit on this post.
Is this at The Battery in ATL?
Watch out, HIGH PRIO RITY guy coming through!
If you have to say boom 18 times and the mans still isn't sleeping maybe your boom just ain't it.
I saw 27 hits connect, man ate a buffet.
Better than Masvidal's 3 piece and a Soda.
Never pick a fight with a guy in a football jersey on the first 6 days of the week.
Oh look, he poors are figting each other again. Why do we do it? You never see the middle class beating up the wealthy.
#22 MVP
Chef's Special
Context?
Do these look like the actions of a man who had, "all he could eat"?
These tags don’t make sense
Gave him that windmill.
Jaw of steel or fists of mush?
Serving up an assortment of mains and sides plus some dessert.
Way more than 7
Even when I was caught off guard I found a way to defend myself lmao bruh just took em face first
Spec apnea rush
He dead. Lost a shoe.
"I didn't hear no bell!"
Was walking back for dessert too
What's for dinner
SoooMuchViolence!
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7 course meal and a soda
Delicious
Man what a great combo of close handed slaps.
What was his plan?
i thought i was going to see someone eat a 7 course meal fast lol
Title is underated 😭
bro zombie-walked after big guy like he had something to say after allat. No waaaaaay
With a dessert of that foot
7 course meal nothing but knuckle sandwiches
Was that donkey from shrek at the very beginning?
E. Honda would be proud.
At least it was one on one
If that other shoe had fallen off he would have died!
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When the x button on your controller gets stuck
Homie...the A button aint doing a thing for ya right now.
He looked hungry still.
Why does everyone who gets their ass kicked stumble after the dealer of the whoopin. Is it natural selection trying to finish the job ?
That was a 27 piece and a side of gravy and biscuits
Homie brought his own Sound Effects 🔥
Whacky inflatable arm man punches
Only one shoe came off, it was close
That must be so emasculating, in front of his girl nevertheless
Knocked 1 shoe off so he beat that dude 1/2 to death!
Stone Chin!
Left and rights on BOGO
Homie ate a buffet of hands and started double dipping..
Homeboy is going to wake up tomorrow with Cauliflower ear for breakfast.
Bro ate him alive
ate that much with no bev? sick
Imagine how fiucked up dude would be if the other one actually knew how to throw a punch.
He threw a lot of pillows
Dude's stance was so far apart he was asking for a good kick to the nuts.
“Mink mink mink mink mink”
Neither one of those guys knows how to fight ..just stupid kids swingin
[be like](https://media1.tenor.com/m/F_E21K1C32wAAAAd/mc-gregor-spaghetti.gif)
Letting a guy walk up and tee off is a questionable choice.
Some weak ass punches ngl
I’d say it’s a but more than 7 courses
At he can’t give a second round like that 😂
That did like 0 damage though.
Kinda like a Chinese buffet. Left wanting more
Yeah that's not 7
Amazing that he survived, one of his shoes came off. The man was beaten half to death.
The funny thing is, most of time I saw just one single punch doing more damage than that.
ULTRAAAA COOOMBOOOO!!¡!!!
One thing I always respect about street dudes is that they can get their ass completely handed to them and they will get up and stagger towards the dude that dropped them to get some more
That guy who just demolished someone, maybe don't grab him from behind after he walks away?
That's Eminem rap god rhythm
Bro, at this point these are just slaps with the hands closed…
Bold strategy to eat all of those, but he did.
He's gonna feel all of that before meal.
My guy loves his knuckle sammiches
Maybe I’m crazy, but I think dude has been in a fight before. 🤔😂💣💣
He got breakfast lunch and dinner for a week
Had to rewind that beginning several times because I couldn't tell if the dude in blue somehow already had a "hawk tuah" letterman jacket on or not.
Sounds effects lol
He just overwhelmed his opponent with hits. Who knows if his opponent was at all ready for a fight let alone taking that many hits.
Combo plater
He didn’t hear no bell. Definitely got his bell rung though.
Didn't even wobble him with 40 pillow shots.
Ooh weeeeee ![gif](giphy|j3thnJhtLkUzBrUX3B)
That there's a Mc Flurry to Medulla oblongata in the hood infront your mama
Shit digs
Even a little worm curls and reacts.moves when its threatened..Bro here leaned on the wall for the big bro to practise punches
"I didn't hear no bell." ah ending
Its so funny how even the attacker looks so damn goofy whopping the other guy. Literal clownfiesta 😂
If you are ever to fight anyone with their own sound effects you should've backed out when you had the chance because odds are your going to loose
Added his own sound effects gotta love it
That’s sine E. Honda hands
The guy had heart though. He stayed on his feet for most of it, and then got right back up.
Godddamn!
America is dystopian.
Damn!🤦🏾♀️
Damn
Lookin like chris tucker in rush hour... "Alright.... Which one of yall hit me??" 😂😂😂😂
Holy fuck
Gotta be rly careful. Guns
I felt some of those over here in Michigan. Damn.