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I swear to God, every other fight video I've seen out of Tuscon has had a massive chunk of the crowd start wailing on whoever goes down first for no reason. Like, people with no skin in the fight whatsoever, third-party observers, for whatever reason are so fucking bloodthirsty that they jump in and start beating whoever went down first to death for no reason. They act like it's a fucking GTA Online public lobby or something
A guillotine choke is the NUMBER 1 move you should learn if you even think you might get into a street fight. They always end on the ground and knowing how to end the fight on the ground will save your life.
G-G-G-GUILLOTINE!
Sitting there in a front headlock with your neck undefended and not loaded to drive/stand up? Time to grab that neck, hide the back of that neck, don't let them roll or take side control on you, and squeeze (in) that head off!
Drunk + not warmed up + gassed out before the video started but I mean it's pretty apparent both guys got hands. Even drunk and probably already concussed, they both clearly knew what was going on and at least *seemed* to have a game plan. So idk.
Drunk people fight like they are dreaming. I used to have a friend that would go out at 2:00 am totally sober right after the bars would close, and start shit with anyone, he just loved knocking people out. Once I saw him knock out six dudes in a row. They were all just blind drunk flailing around and he'd clock 'em right in the light switch. But we'd also stand around and watch other drunk fools just windmill at each other with open fists. Alcohol is wild.
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at least the crowd was nice enough to not just stomp both of them to death as soon as they hit the ground
Is it purge day in Tucson?
Right. Second video in the past 10 minutes I’ve seen with the same watermark.
Fourth one I've seen in the past 10 posts. Wtf is going on Tucson?
When it gets hot it gets wild
I swear to God, every other fight video I've seen out of Tuscon has had a massive chunk of the crowd start wailing on whoever goes down first for no reason. Like, people with no skin in the fight whatsoever, third-party observers, for whatever reason are so fucking bloodthirsty that they jump in and start beating whoever went down first to death for no reason. They act like it's a fucking GTA Online public lobby or something
The sun be making people aggressive
Me: never, ever go to ground in a hostile crowd situation... oh it worked. I'm officially turning in my Reddit Armchair Fight Expert Licence.
Guillotine sleeper
Dude in red hasn't thrown a punch since primary school.
A guillotine choke is the NUMBER 1 move you should learn if you even think you might get into a street fight. They always end on the ground and knowing how to end the fight on the ground will save your life.
By gawd
What is the crazy ending? Crowd blocks it out after headlock?
G-G-G-GUILLOTINE! Sitting there in a front headlock with your neck undefended and not loaded to drive/stand up? Time to grab that neck, hide the back of that neck, don't let them roll or take side control on you, and squeeze (in) that head off!
Guillotine is extremely effective against someone who is smoked. So much less oxygen needed for sleepy time.
Red shirt got real drowsy for some reason.
It was his bedtime
Fighting like Houston Alexander
These people are fine with someone getting there head bashed in but the choke is where they draw the line lol
This is why everyone should learn to fight.. this was embarrassing 🤣
The guillotine was so escapable 😭
You gotta round the corner deep on a failed dbl like that or your gonna have a bad day. Catch an ankle and get to the booty.
https://preview.redd.it/67oyz22bj1ad1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f6d1d73252239ae6bd01e590a445fb10a8a003d Amazing video lol
The ending was in fact, not crazy. Prolly the least crazy part of the video. Skip the end.
'That's it Jeffrey, leave your face exposed and just slap the other gentleman in the nipples'
So is Tucson just a shit hole?
WALK
Thought the dudes in red were repping a gang set, but must be wrong if they let their homey go night night.
If I ever hear a fight called “slobber knocker” again I’m gonna have some strong words to say. 🤬
this is like The Warriors if one of the gangs was a pizza delivery service
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Drunk + not warmed up + gassed out before the video started but I mean it's pretty apparent both guys got hands. Even drunk and probably already concussed, they both clearly knew what was going on and at least *seemed* to have a game plan. So idk.
Don't try a guillotine choke in streetfight.
Drunk people fight like they are dreaming. I used to have a friend that would go out at 2:00 am totally sober right after the bars would close, and start shit with anyone, he just loved knocking people out. Once I saw him knock out six dudes in a row. They were all just blind drunk flailing around and he'd clock 'em right in the light switch. But we'd also stand around and watch other drunk fools just windmill at each other with open fists. Alcohol is wild.
So how did he end up?
this was a long time ago... he ended up being a drunk that lived with his parents. Kind of a loser.
Wow. Like sooooooo crazy NOT
Lmao wtf am I watching