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lusciousdrunk4u

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TropicalPunchJuice

Turned him into Uncle Ruckus.


FlakyEarWax

Origin story.


derek4reals1

![gif](giphy|exOfVLEc1hjOg)


Zazumaki

No relation


bigSTUdazz

....perfect.


Neoxite23

Ok I laughed a bit too hard at this.


Ok_Artist9231

When keeping it real goes wrong. Lesson for today kids, don’t be like Tony 😂


Cnaztee

Yes I saw the video bro


lusciousdrunk4u

Thanks for letting me know. I lost sleep over it.


bigSTUdazz

Hey, did that one dude see this? I need to know he did ...or I just don't think I could bear it.


bigSTUdazz

Hey, did that one dude see this? I need to know he did ...or I just don't think I could bear it.


PorkSwordMcFatTip

Tony stood on business.......... And slept on pavement.


South_Main_Screwhead

“Gotta keep one eye open “…..


SoberingAstro

LMFAO!!! That one killed me!


everyone_hates_lolo

bro kept an eye out for selener


Much_Confidence2428

![gif](giphy|J4DhxmN5tPG63mij3R) Tony NOOOOO!


AimHi420

Tony needs some new friends. Some that don't confuse snoring with when your brain forgets how to tell your body to breathe oxygen. Damn Tony.


SatanHasArrived666

Tony!? Toni!? Tonè!?


fishhawk119

Great movie 😆 🤣 😂


DallasSucks335

![gif](giphy|xTiTnf9SCIVk8HIvE4|downsized) TONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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Love how one eye is open on the dog too lol


Tophari

Tony lost his super powers once his hat fell off…


Luizinh01235

Advice for everyone: Do not smoke (anything) BEFORE engaging in physical activities, wether is a jog in the morning or getting your ass beat in the streets.


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Luizinh01235

Smoke in your lungs, higher blood pressure. When you engage in a physical activity, your blood pressure also rises. Your heart need to work from 15 to 80 times the power if you smoke and do exercises. Most people black out cause the heart can't handle it.


Hungry_Sort29

I’ve played hockey games stoned to the bone. Other than a little extra fatigue, I don’t think it’s a big deal


Exciting-Fox3043

It was pretty normal in the marines to smoke before and after PT. Not saying it’s right but it definitely happened a lot. I would smoke before and run 3 miles with a dip in while hung over. Boy was I dumb, but I was young and fit.


BlueCollarGuru

Could have been fitter. We had a dude that smoked before our final PT. He got a 4%. He also got a blanket party. Fuckin hate smokers. Slow ass motherfuckers holding everybody else back.


fattycans

What's a blanket party


Exciting-Fox3043

Literally everyone except a couple of people in my platoon smoked and dipped. Blanket party’s also never happened, blue collar guru I’d bet you never served.


BlueCollarGuru

I gotta show my DD214 for some random on Reddit? 😂🫡


Exciting-Fox3043

Yeah


Tinypenispatrol

Still waiting


BlueCollarGuru

Keep it up. You’re doing great. Now grab some of that prime South Carolina real estate and push until I get tired. Shout out DS Daniels echo company 🫡 PS - bro wtf are you to be askin me for anything? 😂


Tinypenispatrol

lmao now tell the other guy that


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Kgkush

All of your points are correct, but where did you get the blackout part from? lol I’ve been training at a high level with other high level athletes for years, and the majority of us smoke before and after we are done. Not a single individual has ever passed out in a few decades.


Luizinh01235

If you say so


Aggressive_Skirt_376

"get uuuuppppp" 😩


TimDezern

Never be cocky


AncientBlackberry747

Dude looked like a gta character after he got knocked out


OkProfessional9405

Someone have some decency and replace his cigarette in his mouth.


Mammoth-Bed4817

As soon as he punched with his back foot off the ground I knew it was over


sketch2347

i noticed that side step and head bob yellow did, and i knew it was over from there haha


smallfry57

Dumb mf shouldve taken the cigar out


Constant_Notice_229

“My toes digging my hands down. Try it”


Cominghome74

Solid beating


Kon-Tiki66

Tony got knocked the fuck out!


OldJeeWhizz

"And then you give 'em the Forrest Whitaker eye." -Donald Glover, "Community"


bullettooth60

Tony ain’t here right now. Please leave a message.


AimlesslyCheesy

Tony looks like gillie da kid


moeron17

It's been a while since I heard anyone mention the band "Tony! Toni! Toné!"


SatanHasArrived666

Ditto. Thought this was an appropriate time to acknowledge their contributions to society


SeriousMonkey2019

I randomly saw a lady at the grocery store yesterday wearing a Tony Tone Toni concert tshirt. Haven’t heard the name in some time then twice in two days.


StrangeAtomRaygun

Tony immediately regretted that decision.


KnuckleExpert

Shoulda kept the bat and put the cigar down Ace


avi8r94

The moment he lost his hat, it was over.


Ok_Significance_4024

God dammit Tony


WinnerFew8127

Be smooth


Cnaztee

![gif](giphy|nW5BIQe600lVu)


FlaskfulOfHollow

![gif](giphy|3ohhwMDdLEhFKd60us|downsized)


nuffced

Sorry, Tony's not here right now, can I take a msg?


Acceptable_Pain_9213

Don't eyeball me, Tony.


Tomasulu

No I don’t need the big stick.


SlickittySlick

The up per room


mmashare06

I knew the dude wearing a phone clip was loser immediately. 😂


Scared_Cricket3265

He sees the light!


Toxxaniusornica

That hat had all his super juice


Feral_In_Baja

Really that's how you should deal with anyone smoking.


Gnarthritis420

Not even the cellphone holster could save him


ExterminatingAngel6

Hope this guy wasnt too badly injured


AlHamdula

Why did he have to do Gillie Da Kid like that?


Sbweev

Cig in mouth, hands down, huh? He was in fact NOT Prince Naseem.


bluefast1

Peepaw done whipped Tony's ass


Charming_Ambition_27

Damn Terrance Howard went down bad af


Solomon_Kane1

What’s your name???? Tony #Fuck you Tony


MasterBroPro

Did he just say, "Tony, you're snoring"?


makaveddie

Hands down man down


Oogli

Tony, Toni, Toné?


Grizzly_g37

What is your name


bigSTUdazz

Tony's depth perception took a dip that fateful day.


Healthy_Librarian265

Tbh it was hard to see sergeant Johnson get knocked out ![gif](giphy|seGeGWiolrKNZ8aZrr|downsized)


muzzledmasses

He looked like [Daymond John](https://abc.com/cast/0e9fe2b6-0ee5-4654-8de2-b08a7d0bcd9a) from sharktank at the end. "I'm out."


Jayblack166

Spatial awareness is definitely important because he didn’t see that truck behind him so that’s what made him trip and fall leading up to the ground and pound


levid510

Got hit with a right hand off camera but I guess it's Schrodinger's street fight


Spirited_Station_293

![gif](giphy|5bGYUuT3VEVLa)


JonasMan_

I respect the confidence


yoleveen

When I saw that first left jab snap out, I really thought that the fight was going to go in a completely different direction