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cognac-n-cannabis

s/o the director of this film


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No shit, this was some perfect cinematography. The bottle breaking so perfectly helped too!


Klmffeee

Didn’t even flinch when the guy got hit this dude needs to get hired by James Cameron


EvaCarlisle

Didn’t even go around yelling out “world star” or any bullshit like that either, just the occasional “oh shit”


torsun_bryan

This is one of the craziest fights I’ve seen on here in a while


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Hooooooly shiiiiiiiit!


FR4DDY86

Thats why you never take your eyes off the enemy in a fight :)


LemonHerb

What does one of those bottles weigh? Like 4 or 5 pounds full. Could have easily killed that guy


rsplatpc

> What does one of those bottles weigh? Like 4 or 5 pounds full. 2.5 pounds What is 40 ounces in pounds? 40 oz = 2.5 pounds.


LemonHerb

That's not a 40 it's a handle so it's 1.5 liter. Also the glass isn't weightless


rsplatpc

> That's not a 40 it's a handle so it's 1.5 liter. Also the glass isn't weightless It's a beer from the fridge with zero handle on it, you can hear the fridge door open when he goes to grab it, there are zero liquor bottles in the store / no liquor displays (which any gas station that sells handles would have) so I'm guessing the gas station does not sell liquor. Add .4 lbs for the empty 40 bottle so 2.9 lbs


LemonHerb

Still over 3 times as heavy as a an average Mace head even by your estimation. So still super deadly. That store definitely looks like the kind of place that also sells wine and liquor. Google says the average weight of a wine bottle is between 300 and 900 grams so it can add significant weight in comparison to the liquid. I'm sticking with 4-5


DRIPORDI3

shit looks like new york. they dont sell liquor at deli's here.


rsplatpc

> Still over 3 times as heavy as a an average Mace head even by your estimation. Sure, I was just saying it's 100% for sure a 40oz bottle, why would he hold it by the rim of the bottle / by the cap if it had a handle on it? Also what handles do you know that look like a 40oz bottle? Also what do you mean "looks like the kind of place that sells wine and liquor"? Any gas station that sells liquor in a state that allows it has displays / advertisements setup all over the store, there are ZERO displays for any liquor in the store, there is no chance they sell liquor


LemonHerb

Looks like a wine bottle to me and I have 0 reason to think it's less than 4-5 lbs. Also looks exactly like half the small places that sell liquor around here. But what is your point? Do you not think it was deadly? How is this part of the conversation


rsplatpc

> Looks like a wine bottle to me **edit here is a news article stating it's a 40oz** https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-smashed-over-head-liquor-7291816 It's not. It's a 40oz beer. You can tell because the bottle comes up to the cap area and does not taper off like a wine bottle does, also because it looks like a 40oz bottle of beer.


LemonHerb

Still think it's a bottle of wine sorry. So in the end you just wanted to be the reddit actually stereotype and not partake in the conversation at all So to sum up we disagree about the location and the bottle. Thanks for this valuable insight


rsplatpc

> Still think it's a bottle of wine sorry. So in the end you just wanted to be the reddit actually stereotype and not partake in the conversation at all I did, I thought a 40oz was for sure under 4lbs, so I looked it up, it is, and then I posted it so the conversation could have correct information. Then you replied that it's not a 40oz, I told you it was, and yadda yadda Also the standard full 750 ml bottle of wine weighs an average of 2.65 pounds So suck it.


Cartier-Watch

You really don’t understand how strong heads are


LemonHerb

So the glass didn't break on the first hit, so it's just a solid object hitting his head. So why don't you take a 5lb weight and have someone full swing it at your head. For reference your average mace head weighs less than a pound and is obviously deadly.


_ShutUpLegs_

Judging by this guys responses I think someone might already have hit him in the head with something that weighs at least 5lbs.


Cartier-Watch

A mace and glass bottle are two totally different materials. Don’t get that comparisons and this ain’t the medieval times I wish someone would pull out a mf mace. Also at most he prolly or I should say deffy got a concussion and don’t assume the weight of the bottle it didn’t look that big it look like the size of an 40. Let’s say it is 5 pounds it’s glass shit ain’t gone kill you if it hits the top of your head. Maybe the temple but the top is hard af.


LemonHerb

It was a handle, 1.5 liters. I was being conservative of the weight. You can even see him holding it by the handle. Listen, you're an idiot who tried to argue something without thinking about it. Glass can be extremely hard and obviously bottles like that are designed not to break. If it had broken on the first hit you might have a point, but it didn't Don't double down on being stupid.


Cartier-Watch

Yikes being a toxic bitch for no reason. Glass can be hard but the top of the skull is way harder. If you die from that it’s just natural selection at that point dying to a fucking 40.


LemonHerb

You don't actually have to break the skull, you just bounce their brain off the inside of it really hard by hitting them with a big heavy object. You know like a 5+lb bottle. Mother fuckers get kicked in the head and die. Is it because the foot is harder than the head or is it because they got hit really hard? Use you head


Cartier-Watch

That’s a two way street my brother. People get stomped out and flatted and be perfectly fine. Some people fall and hit they head and fucking die. It just depends on the person. I could hit you with a wooden bat and you be fine with a concussion. You could head kick me and I could just fucking die. Ya never know so using useless speculation is a waste of time.


LemonHerb

Yeah no shit it's not like I was saying the dude was dead, he got back up. He could have died later though. The fucking point is you pick up a big heavy object and swing it at someone's head you're doing something that could easily kill someone. Like I originally said in the original post. Doesn't change anything if head stomping someone could also easily kill them. You're just flat out wrong if you say any different. And useless speculation? WTF are you even talking about. This is a goddamn discussion forum. The only thing that goes on here is useless speculation. Why keep piling up shit to be wrong about?


Cartier-Watch

This man called a glass bottle a big heavy object holy. He could of died later tho my guy. He got up and stumbled you could tell for the most part he was fine just definitely concussed af. If you wanna waste your time with useless speculation then go ahead this sub isn’t mainly for discussion. It’s for fights not for people who think their mf doctors and emts. To come spout their nonsense about how the dude is dead cause he got hit in the head. Cmon now😂


thebarryconvex

There's no speculation. No one is saying he \*did\* die or that he \*will\* die, they're saying one \*could\* die if a person crashes five pounds of glass bottle onto someone else's skull. Why is that a controversial statement for you? The comment that started this off was "that could have easily killed that guy." Which is true, and you just conceded that its true. Do you even know what you're arguing anymore?


GarrMoose

Because he’s a mouthbreather, plain and simple.


ThisMeansRooR

Can I hit you in the head with a 40oz? I'll make sure I line up the impact zone on your head with the bottom of the 40, so the impact is transfered through the thick round portion of the bottom of the 40 so it doesn't break and you can tell me if you have the same opinion about bottles afterwards.


Cartier-Watch

Never said they didn’t do dmg my guy I just said attempted murder is a lil much getting hit by an 08 and never killed anyone from where I’m from and they the same size as the one bro had. It’ll fuck ya you bee stumbling and bleeding but murder nah.


HEBREW_HAMM3R

How does it feel to be so stupid ?


k3y4n0w

Yikes for doubling down on the dumb dumb. But I do agree that some skulls are thicker than others! You're proving that!


ThisMeansRooR

I've also broken a 40 over a guy's head once in college, and luckily for him, it did break, but he still got a concussion and spent a night at the hospital. Drunk fucker swung at me after talkin shit and missed and I happened to have a near empty 40 in my hand..


Cartier-Watch

That’s pretty much it if it breaks then expect to be cut up and that’s shit sucks from the look of it. I saw one dude bleed like a mf that’s was worse than any blunt dmg from a glass bottle.


ThisMeansRooR

I'd rather get cut up than bashed in the head with a blunt object, though. And open bottles break a lot easier than unopened ones like in the video above. Alot easier


skrimpstaxx

Whats the thickest part of the skull? And the thinnest part?


Myredditnameisunique

Glass is heavy and deadly as fuck dummy


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You are a really stupid individual.


FacewreckGG

Just because YOUR skull is thick doesn’t mean everyone else’s is.


TalonTrax

I think he took his [wallet...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ll4GWTiq8)


Doc_BoBo

Heavy comment.


my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING

Light wallet


myburnerforthissub

I did *not* see that coming! (and neither did he lol)


kizzle25

Man with the bottle gets the assist from the store owner who locked the door. Watch him get sued for not letting that guy leave before he took the bottle to the head.


k3y4n0w

No shit. Buddy locked them in and wanted the fight to continue, and it almost continued into homicide.


venum_king

It’s an Indian guy I’m sure he just wanted them out, or maybe to jail them for damages, store guy was not into it


k3y4n0w

dudes like "come on man, he stole my money, why you gotta close the door on me?...don't call the police" Then gets bottled in the back of head. Pretty sure he wanted the cops to come catch them by hitting the panic button, but in doing so caused the fight to escalate.


venum_king

Yea, I mean no one saw the bottle coming, and doors prolly locked automatically cause he was telling them to get out. His own life was in danger too


_One_Eyed_King_

OR he locked the doors until the police showed up


kid207

Assumed he locked them in so the cops could scoop them up.


[deleted]

I think some chain stores have the emergency button automatically lock the doors. Cashier was probably trying to get cops to come ASAP and forgot about that part.


Duds215

This video had everything


Mcfusion31

Poor guy that owned the shop


Tone_Tole

The noise had me dying 😂😂


Jesshua

Man in black couldn’t punch his way out a wet paper bag. Jesus Christ learn to throw a punch if ya gonna get in fights


GeoCarriesYou

You don’t know if he started it, sounded like the other guy robbed him. Not everyone who gets robbed is a professional fighter


Jesshua

Yea but he still started the fight. He may have had a reason but there are other ways to solve it.


GeoCarriesYou

How do you know he started the fight? The video picks up at the end of the fight, then leads to the man in black claiming the other guy stole his money and asking for the clerk to not lock him inside. If you have a video with more info that I’m missing, I’d love to see it


Jesshua

You’re right, I will fix my comment


claudiojake

He sounded so exhausted for lugging around his arms


alrod420

Got his ass beat and had to sneak him with a bottle, what a puss.


iam_odyssey

\*in randy marsh voice\* "I didn't hear no bell!"


LemonHerb

I'm so old I still say that in a Rocky voice


iam_odyssey

Half that episode was a montage to rocky so it works and the other half was how much every little league team hated being forced to play by their dads who'd talk shit and fight each other.


JoTheDrafter

"You wanna see with another one?" 😂😂


HugeRabbit

If a drugged out dude is punching me in the face in a convenience store, there ain’t no honor rules. He definitely needs to go down.


FacewreckGG

The world isn’t a boxing match. All fun n games until you get jumped and stabbed


Cartier-Watch

Tf bro ain’t no rules in the fight he didn’t make sure dude was out so he got up and finished it


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Fight wasn’t over


NoctuaPavor

Yeah cause the shop owner locked the doors. He was forced back into that lol


RonVonPump

Don't see how it kicked off though could of been blind sided too.


alrod420

Good point.


CannabisCounty

Go back to smoking all day bro. You've obviously never had to fight for your life on the streets before.


alrod420

Watch out, we got a badass over here.


Toadman005

Neither have you.


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Exactly what I was thinking.


murdocke

What's the backstory here?


jbeams32

The guy in white is a Yale biology professor and the guy in black is his great great grandson who travelled back in time to stop him from buying the lottery ticket that would bring him great wealth, but ultimately cause him to abandon his academic career and thereby never discover the RNA vaccine that would eradicate polio.


solo954

Ah, Fightporn: come for the video, stay for the comments.


GarrMoose

Lol, that dumbass was gonna go hit him with another one.


Darktidemage

D.J. Khaled


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I love he just calmly walked back and got the bottle 🤣


[deleted]

Dude said some real ass shit "what if I stabbed you right now"...dude went from winning the exchange to being completely dominated in a matter of seconds. Lesson here: DO NOT GET INTO STREET FIGHTS.


hoimoose

Where the hell can you get a pack of Newports for $6.31?!


DoYouNgoDeWey

Can someone edit this with the "BONK" sound effect and little birds flying around his head?


[deleted]

Don’t turn your back.


MindControl6991

What a piece of shit. Rob somebody, get your ass beat for it, then give them a concussion from a sneak attack from behind with a heavy blunt object. Piece of shit.


1500moody

lmaoo


lRoninlcolumbo

What a dumb fucking clerk. Lock yourself inside with two violent fucks lol


No-Voice-997

I like your cut G.


Ulimarmel

Went from mutual combat to attempted murder real quick. Shop owner cause more harm than good here.


draculaswolf

Dude is lucky he didn’t pick a Box of Wine!! He would have been stumbling around the store with a box over his head!!


[deleted]

Yo how old is this that a pack of smokes was $5.09?


Jetsfan1984

The guy with the bottle is a pussy. When your fighting and really putting a hurting on someone it's good to not beat his face till the guy dies. We always get on people for not stopping soon enough in a fight when one side obviosly won. In this case the guy won and backed off only to get hit with a bottle after letting the guy up


OG_Guppyfish

That’s why it’s called a fight and not a boxing match. And why anyone with self defence training tell you to run, in case fuckhead has a gun and not just a bottle.


Darktidemage

he was clearly trying to leave, the door was locked.


OG_Guppyfish

I understand he was trying to leave, but you don’t instigate a fight and expect it to end well, or to have the choice of when the fight is “over” or that you have “won” He is lucky it was a bottle and not a gun, he is also lucky he didn’t have his neck slit like the man even said. Any fight can turn deadly at any moment hence why combat sports are not street fights. Unless it’s worth dying for it’s not worth fighting for.


John_Wicked1

How is believing or knowing someone stole your money “instigating” a fight? He had a valid reason to confront the man, the man lost and then man decided he couldn’t handle his “L”, he brought a weapon to a fist fight and now he’s going to be looking dumb when he gets the worse end of the assault and attempted murder charges.


OG_Guppyfish

You really missed the point didn’t ya John wick, ironic username btw I’m assuming you have been in over 50 “fistfights” Any violent altercation can lead to death or a weapon pulled, if you don’t wanna die don’t fight it’s that simple. There is no win or lose in a street fight just someone getting hurt, that’s why it’s called a fight and Not a match, hence weight classes all kinda shit. If you think your “opponent “ has honour after their “L” you are fucking stupid. You don’t get to assault people shake their hand and expect them not to shoot you.


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swear_w0rd

My favorite part of m this sub is watching everyone argue in the comments and what everyone thinks happened after and what charges were brought up lol


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swear_w0rd

That's dandy but that isn't this situation


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Darktidemage

the guy is saying the other guy stole his money so its quite possible this was a robbery AND a bottle smashing in retaliation for defending himself, and the jury might weigh that facet of it extremely heavily if they determine the guy indeed had robbed the other guy of money before the clip began


swear_w0rd

No. I'm telling you that different charges get leveled against different people in different situations with different lawyers and judges who come to different conclusions, and that arguing about these small clips on this sub with any form of certainty is funny. Was not directly aimed at you, so my apologies. Was more addressing the chain below you and anyone else in general in this thread.


Cartier-Watch

Bro where if you die from getting hit with a glass bottle that’s just natural selection. You act like he stabbed him wit it


igetpaidtodoebay

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Cartier-Watch

Shit you ain’t never been in the streets


papertoymonster

still room temp iq


Cartier-Watch

Says the dude who post shitty memes no one pays attention to.


papertoymonster

Says the guy that plays paladin's


SoupyBass

Neither have you


Cartier-Watch

Bro I live in the bay I live close downtown Oakland foo I know what happens.


GarrMoose

Nobody cares how hard you think you are, you room temperature iq havin’ ass.


Cartier-Watch

Never said I was hard Pussy I just said I’ve seen type of shit like this.


74austin

still room temp iq


hondtel

You aint "hard pussy", Just a pussy


SoupyBass

No you dont


[deleted]

bruh, head trauma kills people


[deleted]

I am one heartless mothafucker and even I thought that was fucked up


Tokasmoka420

Smooth job locking them inside you dolt. Seems like a dumb way to get yourself killed over a couple hundred bucks of merchandise which I am sure insurance will cover after the police easily apprehend the suspects using footage from the surveillance cameras.


Darktidemage

Seriously. In a lot of worlds these guys have like meth in their pocket and then decide to slash your fucking throat w/ a broken bottle if you don't open the door for them.


Storm574

That’s some weak stuff right there. Act hard after sucker bottling a mofo, how you gonna wait for him To turn his back then blind side him- THEN y’all smack


underdogcowboy1

Yup...slick shit


RozzBewohner

Funny EVERYtime i see it haha "Wanna see??" Fuck around and find out.


3DPD_is_obsolete

This is why you stomp the fool out properly instead of letting him get up and turning your back on him lol.


Cartier-Watch

That’s what I’m saying he didn’t finish the job so homeboy got up and hit em with that’s 40


fancyslayer12

I don’t know how you’re being downvoted. You’re 100% right. If you’re gonna fight someone always be watching them, or at least make sure they can’t fight back or else, BOP bottle to the back of the head.


Moist_BigMac

As in stomp his head?


Farnesworth85

Oh shit I didnt see that coming at all.... Fuck.


ReckDude101

Can someone give me context?


the_dude_imbibes

Should have used a Twisted Tea ya muppet


Toadman005

Okay, a lot of commentary on this one, so I gotta weigh in. ​ We don't know what happened prior to recording. Guy in black attacks slug in white, and dominates him despite being drunk/stoned and no cardio. Store owner tries safely to get them to stop, and after his stuff starts getting wrecked, locks them in and likely alerts police. Guy in black, gassed and fucked up, pleads to be let go, claims other guy stole his money. Guy in white attempts murder with not one but two bottle cracks, then threatens murder, and retrieves means to commit and make good on threat. Guy seeing stars stands out of probably genuine fear for his life, goes night night. ​ So, some people say the bottle guy is the asshole because he lost the initial fight, came in with a weapon, sucker sized him, and KO'ed him then potentially tried doing it again. Thing is, it's a fight, so, no technical rules, and while it was dirty, he is fighting a guy that's clearly fucked up. Now, some also say he's an asshole thief...but all we have to go off of is the claim of the guy being his ass who's clearly inebriated in some way. Could he have stolen? Sure...in which case he deserved the ass beating, but ultimately the heel won by cheating. However, he could have been innocent, accused and accosted by a junkie/drunk, and been defending himself. If guy in black truly had his money stolen, he'd happily await the cops, right? After all, he could claim he was defending himself and was the victim of theft. Unless he fears being busted being wasted. So, we can't say who the heel and who the babyface is here. Shop owner, some are saying is a dick for trapping them in and letting the weapon/bottle assault, but, he couldn't have known that'd happen, and he did nothing wrong. ​ Only innocent guy in this is "Oh ShiT!" guy.


LionDawn

This is why you break a leg or arm before you leave your back turned. Anyone starts a fight with me and I'll give them a life long injury so they'll never forget not to fuck with strangers for no reason.


[deleted]

That guy really didn't need anymore brain damage.... But he had it coming


PerqmyJerk

Was the door even locked??


JRD11_

How’s my man gonna sucker punch someone with a bottle and then talk shit, come on bro


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JRD11_

For real Idk the context but that some little dick energy if I’ve ever seen it


jxwtf585

Why does this look like the same store the twisted tea incident went down at?


cllewis992

In some cases the store clerk could be held liable for kidnapping by not allowing him to the leave the store. Just because someone messes up your display doesn't mean you have the right to lock them in. Especially when that results in severe physical harm.


jhibner281

Yes! Show me another one!


[deleted]

not something I like to see. too much tv.


AlphaStarks

That dude with the bottle went from victim to felony assault in 30 seconds


dc_scorpio

He thought it was the UFC where you just throw your hands and it’s over. In the street you fight to win.


kidNemesis

Shoulda been history after the first 15 seconds


Gainsgoham

one of my all time favourites


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emforay216

This is a great comedy routine


ThaMightyBoosh

I genuinely wonder if that guy took his shit.


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*conk*


An_Average_Weasel

*bonk*


TerminalSam

Never turn your back! And don’t “pay wit” him ever again.......


[deleted]

okay that was unexpected and fucking hilarious


muroks1200

Dude was being polite and respectful addressing the clerk as “sir”, and he gets a bottle to the head!? What’s going on here!?


Kuro_Hige

The store owners are always the victims.


-Tyrimmas

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that's a charge


nropotdetcidda

BONK


ShelvinHandwipes

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ShelvinHandwipes

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