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Dinkleballs

Looks like a bunch of clones fighting eachother


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Gaaaryyyyyy


BaronVonBeans

Gary! Gary Gary Gary!


SufficientPangolin92

Aha! Gary!


fatpicklles

G-gary....


heyitsvonage

Gary, is that you?


CraftingChest

no, my name is skyler white yo.


HonorTomOfFinland

They all have that same hilariously stupid hairdo Just some of them need to go get another perm


shittypissstains

The classic Ket Wig


micmic789

Ahhhh the ket wig stems from my home town of Liverpool. Apparently instead of getting your hair cut you spent it on ketamine. But apparently the real reason was the lads who worked cuckoo on the county lines grew their hair to blend in with locals and not get picked up by the police. Then it became a status symbol of a drug dealer.


shittypissstains

I didn't kno this style had such a rich history


Willy_wolfy

Welcome to the UK


BioniqReddit

The school uniform effect in full force


Dinkleballs

Yeah doesn't help that they all also have similar haircuts, unless the school had a policy on that as well


Yast0410

they do and while they dont force an specific one. Anything a bit out of line can get you suspended (or at least is what the post shows from time to time) Edit to add this that showed up in the locals newspaper today. https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/nurse-whose-son-sent-home-7914559 Kid sent home for "radical" he Haircut


Tamel_Eidek

Nonsense.


Superguy230

The secondary school I went to got in the news back in the day for suspending an African girl who came in with braids and saying it was too extreme


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Incase people needed a translation, here you go: First guy went: You're a right plonker you are! Other dude who kicked went: You're all shirt and no trousers! Fight started.


Longum-Exhausti

There's a black guy in there?


ContactStandard8227

What black guy? There was no black guy


blackpanther232

He comes into view about 15 seconds into the video.


michalides

they got pissed because the rival gang stole their haircuts


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“Stop Tommy stop stop stop”


trusty20

US High School Student = Brocoli Headed Fuckboi UK High School Student = OI YOU SEEN THA LATEST EPPIE OF PEAKY BLINDUHS


Cmon_You_Know_LGx_

Peaky Bloindah haircuts are actually sick though. I’d rock the Arthur Shelby trim from the first few seasons if I didn’t have to attend job interviews and work conferences with Clients.


hageshii_panda

It's gotta be UK culture. Whenever a look becomes trendy the whole country does it. A lack of diversity brings monotony.


Dissapointedinuall

Its the majority of english lads and lasses style is very bland here chinese probs are best dressed people in uk😂 i once walked into me local track suit on and every man in there black or blue jjeans with white cotton buttoned up shirt with no sleeves it was insane


mikki1time

Storm trooper training


NerozumimZivot

yo is this racist?


stedgyson

No, I'm white and can't tell any of the white kids apart. All got the same £10 haircut from Barry's Barbers


Last_Apache

Bunch of muppets


robyamdam

bellends, Yobbos, halfwits


civilgorilla

Proudfeet!!


Jecktheman2

Gits, if you will


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mugs, if you must


Ris-O

Pricks, I daresay


fredpoool

Oliver tree lookin mfs


LeftConsideration919

At least no knives were involved.


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rkoplayer1

That’s stage 2 of the fight; don’t spoil that shit.


mayallrob_

An 18 year old was stabbed just outside my house at the weekend. They arrested a 14-year old on suspicion of murder, which is absolutely crazy. I think there have been about 4 incidents with knives in my town over the last few months, and we're not even in a bad area.


[deleted]

Just to correct you, there's a knife crime reported in Swindon once every 12 hours. Just over 700 a year but those were last years stats while we had lockdowns, so the number is most likely higher for this year.


Camsimpsurn

Fucking Swindon? That’s weird.


Plastic_Act2932

swindon?


mayallrob_

You got it.


travman25

Here in the states one of them would have come back the next with an AR. Sad times.


Verbal-Soup

Ok these guys seriously need to find different barbers. I can't tell one shitty haircut from another


HmmHackney

When’s clones fight each other


tumeta

lol this guy said it best: https://youtu.be/A6pTyPYwqpY


dodgesbulletsavvy

Tbh theyve got really strict in uk schools, you're not really allowed to style your hair anymore. Or dye it etc


lukewoodside

Can you blame them when this is the shit you have to look at?


dodgesbulletsavvy

Absolutely not lol


gylnor007

I went to a small high school, the Science teacher was a Judo Master, never had any fights.


ManyRandom

With less and less male teachers how do they handle this? Yelling stop isn’t a good solution.


1ooh7lahs

I think male teachers get a lot of shit these days. The lads squaring up to them and the lasses calling them pedo. Terrible state of affairs.


ddosn

Its because the teens know they cant be touched. Back when I was in secondary school in the 2000's, I remmber thinking to myself 'Why cant these twats just get slapped by the teachers?' because people were being so damn disruptive. Corporal punishment should be brought back. it was very effective at instilling discipline. Though that would require recruiting far more male teachers (at least for secondary education) as a woman striking a teenage boy would likely lead to the boy hitting the woman back. A teenage boy is not going to be able to attack an adult man anywhere near as easily.


nano7ven

Idk dude what if the male teacher tries to give the kid a little slap to the head and accidentally uses too much force and gives a concussion? What if the kid gets hit and trips causing more harm. Too much shit could go wrong leaving the school liable. Just give the teachers water guns full of something smelly and spray the kids. Then again what if the kids allergic to it and dies. The solution won’t be simple.. but letting teachers lay their hands on kids will never happen. Not like it used to be anyway


Designer_Drugz

This comment was amazingly funny and accurate at the same time ...


tomtheimpaler

2 of em in my school WERE pedos so, kinda justified?


DioptasePog

Because two were, an entire sex being discriminated against in a profession is justified? Idk man sounds kinda sexist to me 🤔


Early_Grayce

Sounds completely delusional to me.


TheAmazing_Spy

Pretty much the same case with guys being babysitters


Danman500

It’s actually pretty stringent these days. The place I worked at had assigned teachers who were qualified to grab/breakup kids during fights like this. Parents are aware. Most teachers aren’t supposed to touch kids as they could get sued etc because yes teachers have been wrongfully accused of being pedos for such things sadly. I can’t imagine the odds of the right teachers being around at the right time are very good


Selisch

Imagine needing to be certified to be allowed to stop a fight. What a joke.


Danman500

Imagine having “special training” in the right way to grab a child … it’s all bonkers these days but I’ve heard of several situations like following. 3 girls went up to a teacher after the class and one said I’m not going to attend anymore, give me good grades for the rest of the year or I’ll tell people you’re a pedo (with 2 friends as backup). She got straight A’s that year


MAXSuicide

> I’ve heard of several situations like following you wanna source that?


Danman500

What would you like exactly? The situation I mentioned was at a school I went to so not journalised obviously. As I say, they got away with it as far as I was made aware. But I can Google cases of teachers being accused of being pedos if you’d like? To add, I’ve also seen vids on Reddit of young trashy teens screaming pedophile at people filming them being menaces. Or are you referring to the assigned handler teachers part?


SethGekco

Don't want to accidentally rape a student in a middle of a fight, we need professionals that are qualified to do such a thing. We don't know who that is but


Sweet13BlackExpress

i believe once all is over, everyone gets time out, which is where they learn to correct their behavior and never do it again


ManyRandom

Yes, time-out has been know to be so effective. 😂


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Yelling at all just makes everyone anxious.


P00nz0r3d

Male teachers can’t do shit either It’s really difficult to get in there and separate them because you *will* have a parent lose their fucking shit about that. Plus then you’re putting yourself at risk. Why do you think they started using straight up cops?


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ManyRandom

They are far more physically able so pay them more and train them.


Trashpanda1914

I can’t tell who’s who. They all have the same haircut


KudzuNinja

Today I learned a “beat off” has a very different meaning in the UK.


tired_gangstrr

Tug off, pull off, fanny, lots of things are different across the pond.


CBR1kRRGuy

Foockin hell.


Toytles

It looks so much more civilized in uniforms


Provinciaa1

sToOooOp


RiskRule

They all have the same haircut lol


[deleted]

Bunch bad haircuts that can’t fight.


Dry_Pomegranate

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[deleted]

Every guy in the UK school videos legit have the exact same haircut exact same outfit head to toe


Bdude92

School uniforms are mandatory in the UK. The haircuts? Not so much


micmic789

School uniforms are mainly there so every child is equal and rich kids can't turn up head to toe in Armani whilst the poor kids are left in Lonsdale feeling shit about themselves. A place to learn not to show off....or in this case kick the shit out of each other ha ha . I remember it being a pain because if you did anything out of school and you were wearing the uniform. It always got back to you.


MasterHavik

Looks like a bunch of guy that watched one boxing match and thought they could mirror it.


SethGekco

Practicing for when they go on holiday to other countries I see.


CalculousAcorn1

I got into a 1v8 before good times


AdLocal4919

Sttaaawwwwppp, bloooy ell they hittin echotha


lukewoodside

Thats Manchester


NY10

These idiots, come on at least take off the bags lol


Early_Grayce

I usually root for anyone who doesn't have kpop hair in those videos. Didn't spot anyone to root for in this one.


g00dintentions

No knives, no guns… nice


cokesnorts

Sad because false nsfw, boring otherwise


JamesFlynnn

now-ats a foight innit


20dollarsIst20

[At least we don’t get shot up in maffematics class](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/195665816/Caveman-Patrick-Smiling)


jokila1

STAAAP@!!!


tyty5869

I’m not all that familiar with UK. Does everyone have the same haircut?


FamiliarSalamander2

Pretty much I’m not from there I just spent like a week there, but yeah, pretty much everyone had the same haircut


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Skin fade north face puffer coat is the only style you’re allowed to pull off at high schools and colleges in the UK.


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1ooh7lahs

Always some poor bastard trying to stop it on their own. Bless 'em. Just call security and let them sort it. Your pay grade , surely , doesn't cover the possibility of you getting slumped by a young man.


Fuse_Main74

It’s not usual practice to have security in UK schools.


1ooh7lahs

Yes you're right. I watch so many of these videos , kicking off in the US .


backdoorsmasher

No but some staff may be designated as backup that will be called when something like this happens


ViralRiver

No


lianepl50

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted- you are quite right. In some schools there are designated staff who will respond to a situation like this. Looking at the clip, this lady doesn’t seem to know what to do, so I’d guess that she isn’t a designated member of staff and should not have waded in, completely ineffectually, at all. She could have got hurt, or she could easily be cited as an aggressor by a student: “She grabbed me, really violently, and hurt my arm” etc.


backdoorsmasher

Thanks, it doesn't matter I'm downvoted, I know I'm correct 😁


ErrorZealousideal532

A lot of those people who try to help by grabbing people in an attempt to stop a fight, set up the person they grab to get an unprotected punch to the face. I won't lie, I might punch someone trying to, "help," if I get punched because they interfered.


FewSeaworthiness121

bro..there's no security in UK schools...you rarely see fights


1ooh7lahs

I'm not sure i agree with rarely seeing fights. But you are totally right about the security.


FewSeaworthiness121

i mean ..i rarely see fights in british schools on the internet ...most of the time uk schools are super strict..if any fights do happen it's outside school


1ooh7lahs

I've been to some rough schools. My children have been through a rough school. I'm just trying to show some empathy for the lone female teacher.


ViralRiver

Naa we had fights in my school at least once a week. But there's no security because these fights are usually just fists and legs, not a gun.


ddosn

depends on the school. The secondary school I went to had fights regularly. It eventually had to have a permanently on site police officer just to respond to fights. One massive fight needed three police cars, a police van and a K9 unit to break up. Stabbings were common for the pettiest of things as well. When the school got rebuilt, there were three perimeter fences with CCTV at regular intervals and patrolling staff members. Almost every door was computerised and you needed a fob to move around the school buildings as well as enter and leave the buildings. I often remember equating it to a prison.


Select_Cat2279

Where’s the kitchen knives ?


MySpirtAnimalIsADuck

Better than an average day in an American school, bang bang


AHind_D

That isn't an average day though...


Ok_Yam5920

Original.


Killerredoxxxx

"stoppppppp, stoppppp ittttt, nooooooo


4uap13l

Weak ass punches 💀


howwedoin_dude

Is this hogwarts?


Cthulade_Man

Yes Harry!


LORDMELI

They punch like they’re tryna stab each other


Altruistic-Border-34

In America theyd just shoot each other


Randomized007

The UK should come with subtitles


choochmaster561

Wtf is going on


Maximum_Schedule_602

We need the teacher from the “another brick in the wall” music video


09Diablo

I’d see more action in a retard chess match than whatever these pussies are doing


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but no one got stabbed. false advertising


AjaxSid

Nobody pulled out a knife? that's some improvement.


West-Opportunity-407

No knife so is not average


lonelyyokaii

where are all the chings 🔪and tea cups ☕️and tings m8 🤺💂‍♂️


Turboswag420

all those dumb brits have the same haircut hahahaha


Hairy-Conference-802

Give me back my bo’oh’o’wa’er.


Le_Goosey

At least in America we use fully automatic assault rifles to fight in elementary school


lukewoodside

At least in America you get effect on target.


DasHooner

Who can fuckin afford a full auto, that shit is like $30k starting.


[deleted]

Oy! Where’s your high school fight license? Bit sad innit bruv


reaper14998

Who else was expecting one of them pull out a knife. Glad they didn't but UK is wild


baldunthefirbolg

The average US school day is kinda like this, but with some gunpowder smell and louder screaming


[deleted]

"Oy, yea bloody wanka' !!!"


dicdic777777

Wheres the skets mate how else u Finna dip man out ere fookin lackin cuz


polyscipaul20

Why do British school kids in these videos always look skinny?


PossibleMarsupial682

Because they aren’t obese.


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Bdude92

My thought exactly 🤣😂


YourMajesty90

Lmao cuz the US is like the only country in the world where the average person is obese.


Lavidius

The most aggressively American comment I've seen yet


polyscipaul20

Look at American fight videos. The Americans usually look more muscular. Is weight lifting not a thing in schools in the uk?


Lavidius

God knows, we do cross country running and football if the PE teacher can be bothered to get the cones out


polyscipaul20

Lol. We have some lazy ass PE teachers as well


weeabooKatsuragi

True Brexit Geezers there


Unholy_BowlOfSoup

False, they don't have knives so it's not average.


Meister-Schnitter

Add a knife and it looks like Birmingham!


Same-Drive1440

Who is going to the dentist first ?


transplantedRedneck

Rookies - not a single gat between those lads. If this was the US there would have been a proper shooting.


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1ooh7lahs

Rape gangs? Wtf is that?


notatall180

And mass stabbing even more rare. Average yank Redditor ignoring what actually happens in the world to suite them


KudzuNinja

That’s why my statement about them is satirical. Don’t shit on Americans just because the internet tells you to.


Alma_Sunshine

Those kids are probably fighting cause their British. Going at it while yelling, “AAAAHH I CANT BELIEVE I WAS BORN BRITISH!”.


Donncha535

Good one. Wonder how long it took you to think of that one, genius.


[deleted]

Based on the videos I've seen here, British teenagers always seem to scrap like a gang of jackrabbits.


801Rosas

Sissy fight lol


notatall180

Have u seen how yanks fight? They slap. Lmfao they’re nothing.


dave_yoshi

.


PaulitoTuGato

Awww, wasn’t that a bit of a cute little square up


Tre-X

For a bloody fight there should be more blood.


hypnotizedbull1781

They need to learn to fight or to talk it out


bozak_137

They’ll fight again when they see each other at their mutual barber.


Jet1513

Ooy mate you down for a bout?


[deleted]

STOPPP!!!!


SlateWadeWilson

When did the Peaky Blinders open up a school?


Yoshi2500

WHY DO ALL THE BOYS HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUTS 💀


mistaboti88

There style is wack


CJBoats

Need to ban high capacity assault fists smh 😔


c2oden

Wankers


[deleted]

Chicks are always yelling stop without knowing the details.


JoshuaEllis99

Clone wars


slamsham

Why is this NSFW and whats the spoiler?


[deleted]

Sad times in Clortho Public School for Wizards.


[deleted]

no need to fight there’s enough teabags for everyone


uneasy-idaho_potato

That’s not an average day, there isn’t any knifes


Troyistheman69

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