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Blackhawk-388

That little fella has no idea the ass beating he could have gotten.


PokeN3rd514

Yup he got very lucky


742N

“Resulted in death or serious bodily harm”


theatxrunner

His entire vibe at the beginning was “I hope they keep holding him back, so I can act like a tough guy without the consequences…”


devildance3

He does now. Fair play to the big lad for letting up.


Puceeffoc

I mean he was still running his mouth, I doubt he learned a thing.


EvilLibrarians

Gotta learn to shut up before you end up underneath another dude


RPLAJ4Y88

Straight to mount


Oscarcharliezulu

Whatcha gonna do !


DrapedinVelvet247

My first thought was yes the smaller guy is lucky, and they are both lucky the guy didn’t land on the dumbbell…. The potential, or chances, are low but say the dude falls back and cracks his neck on the dumbbell and then you got a manslaughter case or something crazy. Ugh. Big guy had a lot of restraint in the end, good on him.


[deleted]

Dude ain't even fat, that is the body of an absolute fucking unit. That dude probably benches 250 as a warm-up and squats smart cars for fun. Big man could've crushed this dude's chest cavity with the absolute bare minimum effort


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. This is not a fat boy. This is mass. There's a difference. The fact little man on the ground still calling him a bitch and big man didn't pummel him. Is a show of restraint and logic on his part. He could have beat that boy into the ground with little to no effort.


jordyGW

Not to mention he actually moved pretty quickly for a big guy too


digital_excess

I’ve gotta start calling big dudes “units” from now on


the_motherflippin

r/absoluteunits


GoSuckYaMother

He looks tall too, he’s pressing 300+ easy


Beefwasher

For good reference, the mountain vs the viper in GOT, big man got his hands on him and crushed his skull with his fucking hands. Similar size to this fight


47EBO

Only chance little man had was to use big man's momentum to get on top as soon as he landed and big man's was on top it was beyond over ....but there was a 10% percent chance if little man landed on top he could of landed some shots to knock him out ...but most likely human tank was strong enough to lift the little man even if he was on bottom.


Vince9099

Much props to the big dude for showing restraint once they hit the floor.


deepedsheep

For real, the guy is on top of him and he is still yapping his mouth. Like wtf get a clue.


[deleted]

If this was in any other timeframe or species the rule of the strongest would apply and the smaller dude would be past tense.


comrade-linux

I was literally thinking he’ll sucker punch him like the astroid that killed the dinos.


BamBamCam

I’m honestly surprised he slapped him to start. Like dudes a fucking unit, he already won. I mean pony tail was fucked up, in running his mouth. But what did big guy have to gain by going after him? Except maybe an assault charge? This sub has taught me to walk away from so much BS. So rarely is anything gained or maintained. Now going on 13 years since my last real fight, and I can’t remember a good reason for a fight (except one in the Marines to maintain leadership respect).


Tesseractivate

You're not even wrong but this is such a rationalization of a video that's started in the middle of a confrontation. Plus, there are some people who won't just drop it even if you are the bigger man and walk away, and a slap is like a warning shot. Think about it, dude got sat on and mounted, flailed around with total futility at trying to ward off the mount and still talked shit despite his complete inability to phase the big guy lol Some people's egos are out of touch with reality, obviously people should try to avoid fights though


green49285

The other thing that a lot of people aren't picking up on is sometimes you know someone. They may not be best friends but I'm assuming they know each other from being at the same gym. I can't imagine even a dumb son of a bitch like that talking shit while being mounted. He either is very confident big guy isn't going to do anything, or he just knows the dude well enough that he's certain he isnt going to get his head caved in.


swifferhash

bro kept spamming the same voiceline


LockedPotential

Gentle giants


Emergency-Mud-1697

You have to turn gay and become his bottom after this. Thats the only way to reconcile this utter domination in your head.


lyrixnchill

This makes me feel a little sad for the little skinny dudes end up in prison. They have zero chance of leaving there with their rectum intact


Emergency-Mud-1697

Worse than hell man..


spelunkingspaniard

You sound like you have a story to tell....


Emergency-Mud-1697

Whats happens in prison, stays in prison.


lyrixnchill

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


maddill1998

I love how the lil dude is calling him fat while cowering on his back, cant talk shit while you're losing


spelunkingspaniard

yuuuup, That's why nobody was taking him seriously. They all saw how big man COMPLETELY dominated him without breaking a sweat


Dr-Inconspicuous

Ok but as a smaller guy, I’m constantly thinking about if the role were reversed how I would hope to survive/ keep my self respect with a situation like this. Like dude like that comes after me, I’m either dead or you just gotta how your head and take whatever disrespect is cast your way.


Level_-_Up

If you’re not the asshole then you play to the crowd and win their support.


OlympianBattleFish

Ah yes you’re quite the scholar.


[deleted]

I doubt this guy could maintain a sprint for very long, just out run him.


Doberman_Pinscher

Just out run him until your in a room with 1 exit doorway and the big dude is standing in said exit I don’t know what your plan would be then.


[deleted]

Can I have a gun in this imaginary scanario of yours? I’ll just shoot him.


Doberman_Pinscher

[you know what sure](https://i.imgur.com/Y6GDxLB.jpg) typing this up while dropping the kids off at the pool. I don’t think you understand how hard it would be to pull your gun out when the giant is on top of you all while your hoping giant does not notice you franticly reaching for your firearms. Also scary part for you is if giant realizes your reaching for a weapon he would have the right to defend himself which might equal 1 to 2 hammer fist shots to the face which from his angle would be mighty shots probably breaking and fracturing numerous bones in your face it also might include giant just pummeling you until you stop moving especially if he sees the gun or a knife or what ever. Also in most situations like where it’s a physical fight and both of you are squaring up etc and you decide to pull the gun you would get arrested. Most places in the states you have a duty if your able to escape your supposed to chose that option. Using a Gun is only last resort. Also on top of it like he offered to take it outside if you wanted to fight that would of been your opportunity to fight him or if you wanted to live you would run. Either way I think your speaking from a place of ignorance and like I mentioned before I hope your put into a position like what was seen in video.


Rough-Supermarket-21

He wont see my knife


lefthookgotchu

Learn jiu jitsu if you’re the small guy, you can even win. I’m a blue belt, I’m around 200 lbs at 6 ft with low body fat so I’m pretty muscular but every once in a while a freaky sized dude like that will come in and at my size I’m able to consistently win against much larger opponents unless they have more training than I do. Even then I’ve gotten lucky more than once. I know for a fact I would’ve beaten this dude once it got to ground. For someone who doesn’t know jiu jitsu the position of the smaller guy probably seemed impossible, but one of the most basic concepts you learn is elbow/hip escapes, shrimping, whatever you call it, the ability to escape out from under an opponent. His size would’ve made it more difficult but not that much honestly if you’re doing it correctly.


wolfenmaara

My brother once said that he knew his limits; if someone came at him like this (where he’s the smaller one), he’d have no issue giving you a swift kick to the nuts (or punch) or using a gun. Thank god that has never happened, but I’ve realized that men sometimes avoid hitting another guy in the nuts or avoid fighting dirty because of some bullshit “bro code”. Nah man. If a bear comes after you and it goes down with a kick to the nuts, I think you deserve to survive and nobody should question that!


Doberman_Pinscher

I don’t think you realize small kick from that angle would do nothing but enrage the bull. I hope if your ever in that situation you decide to go for the balls!!! For uptight Reddit mods I am not promoting or condoning violence. Very good chance you do this to somebody that size and they get annoyed after the altercation you would be lucky to be walking with out assistance and you would be blessed if you had no broken ribs face neck etc. Also legally speaking there has been defenses where they argue person saw red and just reacted and didn’t think about what they were doing. Your honor blank only reacted once he get kicked in the balls or guy grabbed his balls. You can see in the footage evidence that open handed slaps and towering was the goal and he only switched it up once kick or the grab happened. You can see he was showing self restraint. Etc again all a lawyer has to do is convince jury judge that big man’s actions was out of his control or was potentially warranted. Sprinkle doubt in there.


Maxman82198

Also as a smaller dude, I’ve seen it go both ways, and honestly it’s entirely situational imo. Especially if you have legitimate training. But in this situation? Little dude was a dumbass that got lucky. That guy isn’t fat and you don’t have to be in the fitness scene very long to tell the difference either.


47EBO

I think the only possible way little man could of won is if he used the momentum of the giant when he was pushing him back to get on top once they hit the floor ....i don't even think a trained jew jitzew master could get from the bottom of that tank of a human once he's on top he's got ya


Maxman82198

I agree. If someone his size wants any chance against someone that big you can’t let them get on top of you or grab you. If I HAD to fight someone that much bigger than me I’d probably take my shirt off and hope for the best.


Rough-Supermarket-21

Get a knife


douglowouglo

Just shoot him maybe you can convince a jury that you were in fear for your life


Dr-Inconspicuous

I’m not a big, murder guy


FlatSystem3121

Ego or death. Choose wisely.


Lanawana

If I were on the bottom, I’d at least try to plant my feet close to my butt and bump the guy off. Depending on the person’s weight, it could be extremely difficult… but at least you have a fighting chance.


FewSeaworthiness121

that ain't fat ..homie


ViperPain770

That’s pure raw muscle


Economy-Inspector-23

Lort imagine if he started dropping some elbows from there


OlympianBattleFish

He’d be a fine pink mist after a few minutes


Pete_Jobi

Ok. That is humiliating.


[deleted]

That little guy was scared for his life at 0:49 and on.


MmmPicasso

dude couldve ended your life, count that blessing


BaconGrilledCheese1

Big dude is right, he could have killed ponytail.


tardigrading

Respect to the unit. Self restraint God mode


lyrixnchill

Fat Joe wasn’t playing with Lil’ Tekashi!


[deleted]

Whachugondu


RastaAlec

Lmao gotta learn to pick your fights wisely.


unLtd88

Lmao he was floundering.


Shadvw

Damn


kanyediditbetter

There are people out there that are big and powerful enough where if they wanted to do something to you there would be nothing you could do to stop them.


natedagreat0888

The damage a big dude could do is wild


darthparmigiana

Obviously the big guy won the fight but am I crazy or did he start it? He's yelling about being disrespected, swings first and misses, and then lands his second slap before smaller guy did anything. Anecdotally, guys who fight people for "disrespecting" then tend to start fights for absolutely no reason.


47EBO

Don't matter if the big man started it because he forsure has the power to end it .....I'm short but bigger than the little man and in that situation I'd look big man in his face while under him call him a bitch 1 last time then except he's about to send me to that place in wakanda where you see your dead ancestors.


kagius96

Imagine having that guy sit on you and still having the nerve to call him a "fat bitch" lmao. Dude was lucky he didn't get rinsed.


GrayMountainRider

Big guy has some mileage on him so it wont be the first time he's had some try to pick a fight. When you are big like me at 6'-8'' and 315 LBS, most people would think 160-200 LBS guys would stay clear, but it becomes a challenge for them to take me down. Now I'm supposed to handle them without hurting them because I'm so much bigger. Their friends will jump in when MR Yappy get's dropped and this is when it's dangerous for a big guy as 3-5 of his friends are a credible threat as they have a dog pack mentality. Talk to some big guy's, we all deal with this 50% of the time going out.


cantaketback

2m tall, Can vouch.


zzyzx2

Or they'll pull a gun.


TripTryad

Thats how my little nephews look when I pin them to the ground. Little legs kicking all around and whatnot, trying to get back to their feet 😂 Goddamn. That dude must feel like shit. Ego completely shattered. Hope he learned a lesson, because it could have been so much worse.


kaanrivis

Bigger body means bigger responsibility


Hickok

Usually dudes that big know that can do major damage so they're chill as fuck. Little man dodged a bullet.


MuttleyTheCannonball

i don't think the big guy would win in any fight in his weight class, he's pathetic and unskilled


kukhuvud23

The little feller's not taking any prizes home either.


MuttleyTheCannonball

true, true. everyone lost before the fight even started.


47EBO

Well shit he's a body builder not a trained fighter ...put him against another untrained huge human and its literally 50/50 he might win or loose


Stunning_Spare

"Emotional Damage" by Uncle Roger


phanandy93

Those are 2 different guys. "Emotional damage" is Steven He. Uncle Roger is Nigel Ng.


oldyellowcab

What would happen if the thin guy left or threw the weight towards the big guy?


[deleted]

Reminds me of that head popping bit on Game of Thrones…


vimtodrinker177

Is that Fat Joe?


ISnortBonedust

Where's the fighting?


Doberman_Pinscher

Most humiliating fight I have seen in a while like dude just slap the shit out of him. He could just deadass sit on that dude and slowly but surely the air would get pushed out of his lungs. Like when guy was on the ground I was internally screaming I was expecting him to punch him once in the face and cause his head to turn into a broken pumpkin


BlinkerFive0

The big fella has some class. Got him down and basically held him there until common sense kicked in for the smaller dude. It's always the smaller guys.


ultimagicarus

It’s his lucky day actually.


americandream6969

Called him the n word but no one did nuffin lol.


clysuss

Bro got so lucky he had restraint! 😂😂 Big man did not want murder on his name


Cumfunkle

The small guy literally punched big dudes stomach thinking that was his weak point,


Hashiii777

David & Goliath if it was more realistic


Da_Electric_Boogaloo

the way he was wriggling like a lil bug under him 😭


MasterHavik

Big dude bust out a pancake block.


Actual-Ad-947

Big guy showed mercy. He wasn’t trying to go to jail


[deleted]

This would have been big boy vs stax. Lol


somedonkus420

Do not call the absolute truck of a man that has you pinned down "fat bitch" multiple times


Jitsu_apocalypse

Little fella has the aikido or systema ponytail so probably wondered why Big Show didn’t fly through the air after his weak attempt at a strike


holyshitthebed

Situation like that, grab ahold of his junk and rip it off. There’s no rules in fighting.


IsHaplo_

I would have used the plate to respond to that bear claw swipe. Instead homie was ready to 1v1 a Grizzly.


MrKomiya

Ser Gregor Clegane showing a level of restraint that his reputation does not indicate


skater-mindset55

Weight don't mean nothing you just gotta approach the fight different i can tell someone who doesn't fight often made this post


lefthookgotchu

Who else does jiu jitsu and is just pained by how easy it would’ve been to elbow escape, especially after he gets up on a knee, I would’ve been out so fast and taking his back before he could respond.


CrunchyTiles

The ancestors were smiling down upon brother when he delivered that almighty slap of discipline. God, i literally heard like at least 400 years of high concentration culture in that slap. The form, the body language, the technique. Bro's dad is definitely proud if he has watched this.


Geddy_Lees_Nose

Not a good idea to talk shit to a dude on top of you who legitimately looks like an NFL lineman


Khines12233

That fucken slap hahaha he couldnt fuck that lil guy up


DukeAK717

when the freshman olineman provoke the senior defensive nose tackle


DeluxeSeries92

This has to be the funniest fight video of all time


HaloPandaFox

This the best fight I've seen all year did not even need to punch him once (slap doesn't count) to win that fight.