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 ME AND YOU, IN THE PARKING LOT, IN 5 MINUTES
COULDNT EVEN GET HER OFF WITH THAT LITTLE Q-TIP
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SLOPPY SECONDS, LIMP DICK?
r/Holup
DID I STUTTER?
THAT'S WHY SHE WASN'T TEXTING ME BACK.
JUST CAUSE I PLOWED YOUR MOMS BACK FORTY LAST NIGHT IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO GO SHOWING YOUR MINI SHROOMCICLE, AND WE ALL KNOW THATS A PIC OF YOUR SISTERS ASS
Looks like 3 inches. Legit.
I heard my dad last night, So Im guessing you gave it to him too.
Looks how id expect. You couldnt even afford a hooker. Pathetic
You dug deep enough and removed the cement slab over her coffin. You deserve it.
Why the fuck are you letting her fuck your ass?
See, even my mum's bigga then yours.
Yeah, I saw your pt cruiser parked out front.
So u like screwing dead folk huh? Sick fk
WHO SAID YOU COULD POST A PIC OF MY MUMS MUSHROOMS EH?
YEAH I BET YOUR DICK IS ABOUT AS BIG AS THAT BOTTOM MUSHROOM TOO YOU DUMB FUCK
looks like she just took a shit to feel something big in her
😂😂
YOU MOTHERFUCKER. DAMN IT, SELF-OWNED.
Mate dosent even have 2 inches
More than what you got
Yeah no shit that’s how vaginas work
Hah. Figured it was all dudes here.
I'm a lady
Damn. We got it poppin’ in here now!
I’m A trans dude but just not had bottom surgery yet
I was going to name my character Bottom Surgery in elden ring
My moms dead you asshole I’m gonna go kill myself because of you now
Womp womp
This is his father he’s dead shame on you
Is your dick that small? Really?
BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK. YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A LIGHTSWITCH.
Says the one with a dick so small it may as well be a clitoris.
She always did have a thing for retards.
That's why she loves you so much <3
 ME AND YOU, IN THE PARKING LOT, IN 5 MINUTES
COULDNT EVEN GET HER OFF WITH THAT LITTLE Q-TIP
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SLOPPY SECONDS, LIMP DICK?
r/Holup
DID I STUTTER?
THAT'S WHY SHE WASN'T TEXTING ME BACK.
JUST CAUSE I PLOWED YOUR MOMS BACK FORTY LAST NIGHT IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO GO SHOWING YOUR MINI SHROOMCICLE, AND WE ALL KNOW THATS A PIC OF YOUR SISTERS ASS
Looks like 3 inches. Legit.
I heard my dad last night, So Im guessing you gave it to him too.
Looks how id expect. You couldnt even afford a hooker. Pathetic
You dug deep enough and removed the cement slab over her coffin. You deserve it.
Why the fuck are you letting her fuck your ass?
See, even my mum's bigga then yours.
Yeah, I saw your pt cruiser parked out front.
So u like screwing dead folk huh? Sick fk
WHO SAID YOU COULD POST A PIC OF MY MUMS MUSHROOMS EH?
YEAH I BET YOUR DICK IS ABOUT AS BIG AS THAT BOTTOM MUSHROOM TOO YOU DUMB FUCK
looks like she just took a shit to feel something big in her
😂😂
YOU MOTHERFUCKER. DAMN IT, SELF-OWNED.
Mate dosent even have 2 inches
More than what you got
Yeah no shit that’s how vaginas work
Hah. Figured it was all dudes here.
I'm a lady
Damn. We got it poppin’ in here now!
I’m A trans dude but just not had bottom surgery yet
I was going to name my character Bottom Surgery in elden ring
My moms dead you asshole I’m gonna go kill myself because of you now
Womp womp
This is his father he’s dead shame on you
Is your dick that small? Really?
BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK. YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A LIGHTSWITCH.
Says the one with a dick so small it may as well be a clitoris.
She always did have a thing for retards.
That's why she loves you so much <3