Well your mum hates eating my ass when I haven’t wiped, but she does as she’s told like a good bitch

I wait till my arse cheese gets grated by braces.

If you'd quit trying to tongue fuck my blow hole the cling-ons wouldn't bother you

They’re probably gonna get deported anyways

Shut the fuck up you nancy. Idiot, the asshole is practically self cleaning. You’re a paranoid little bitch ass pussy if you want to keep it all prim and proper when it’ll eventually just get hard and crumble to dust off of you anyway.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN 

MY ASS SMELLS LIKE GOTDAMN RAINBOWS AND COTTON CANDY, MY FARTS SMELL LIKE FUCKING LAVENDER AND MY MOTHERFUCKING SHITE SMELLS OF JELLY BEANS AND TOFFEE WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE ASS POLICE YA GOTDAMN SUMBITCHING NO GOOD COCK BITING DOUCHEBAG OF ASSHOLERY 

I'm going to wipe my dirty ass with your sheets and rub my balls all over your pillow. Sweet dreams, dick cheese.

NO

I just heard that not washing asses is a real thing, not just a diss. What the fuck is wrong with you fucking animals? Are you like this because dad left for a pack of smokes when you were 6 or did he leave because you are like this, fuckers?

I like monkey butt, and your mom loves eating from the back when it’s extra crispy and gamey;)

Only after your unfaithful wife sticks her tongue down it, I don't want the bacteria from your lips dirtying up my anus.