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PaulPhallanges

God I hate this man so much


spicykellybear

Truly the worst. Zero redeeming qualities. Of course he's the one I'd randomly find lmao


Mr-BillCipher

Like, seriously. Wahhh, my mom went and sacrificed herself to save everyone. Yes, that sucks, but to meet it with omnicide rather than pride and sadness is pathetic. Literally all of the parties moms are dead


Ruganzu

I wish they would have shown more of the psychosis he endured during Baaj temple because it was during that time after his mother's sacrifice that he returned there and whatever happened between those 7 to 8 years made him crazy.


Mr-BillCipher

I think there's a hint of natural borne narcissism. Everyone in Spira goes through death because of the giant space whale antagonizing the planet.


Ruganzu

Yea but this guy stayed on a dark island by himself and his dead mother for YEARS. Like that part is just casually said in most of all his descriptions


HellsOperative

I see what you’re saying but it also went deeper. Not defending the man but the guado had only recently been converted as yevonites by the late jyscal guado (seymour’s father) and he left Seymour in the care of his mother and the priests of Baaj temple. Where he was HEAVILY persecuted for being the hybrid son of a guado. The only person who kept him any safe at all turned herself into a fayth. It’s not until he’s 18 that he gets to work alongside his father who I assume probably didn’t see him much. By this point, however, the damage was done. Seymour has always been my favorite final fantasy villain cuz his story actually seems like a tragic villain backstory


Mr-BillCipher

I guess I did mostly glaze over the persecution. I think playing back as a kid it mostly glazed past me since you never really here much about it or see it, in contrast to the AL Bhed


PaulPhallanges

Very cool collectible though!


Responsible-Ad-9577

Erm hot af though


Emrys_Merlin

Then pretend you didn't see him.


PaulPhallanges

I can’t.


Automatic_Kangaroo_8

That’s not something you should say, is it?


Zestyclose-Entry

Then pretend he didn't say it.


ali_whi

In defence of Seymour, most of his problems can be blamed on his parents. A Human-Guado political marriage where Jyscal ships Seymour and his mother off to the crumbling Baaj temple to hide the political flak and embarrassment he's getting from having a mixed race child rather than, I don't know showing love and support to them. A mother who trys to convince him as a young child that he should allow her commit suicide so he can use her spirit and have her around as a contant reminder of what he's lost. All so he can trek half way across the world just for her to kill him. Top it off with Jyscal only being interested in Seymour now he's useful to the world because of the final aeon, I'm not surprised he doesn't feel much compassion. To be fair, he is a slimy bastard and murdering the world is neither a reasonable or rational response, but I get where he's coming from. Jyscal deserved to be shanked if you ask me. Cool figurine also.


nikithesimmer

I’m replaying FFX now and got to the part where he proposes to Yuna and he is so awful and a walking ick.


spicykellybear

He's so GROSS. Guy is pushing 30 and creeping on a 17 year old. He is a VERY fun character to hate though! Every time he shows up I want to throw rocks at him


nikithesimmer

![gif](giphy|26Ff3FNWp3uD21dvi|downsized) Ahahaa amazing 😂 gonna picture me throwing rocks when I play the game tonight.


[deleted]

Def a perv


Mi0GE0

What are you feeding him?


spicykellybear

He doesn't need to eat because he's dead. But if he were alive I would not be offering him food, I'll say that


Larixi

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


Mobius1424

Heh... It's funny because he's Seymore.


karmakazi420

“Pitiful mortal”


GLiTcHY_GuY_09

I have that


spicykellybear

We both have an awful little man


GLiTcHY_GuY_09

It's not his fault tho, his childhood was rough


chopper678

He did, but it doesnt excuse being evil. You always have a choice


[deleted]

Looks like the figurine is based of off the remaster model


Mr-BillCipher

The entire parties moms are dead and none of them are trying to commit omnicide


YourBoyMeezy

Is it a valuable collectable? I would like to purchase said item lol


spicykellybear

I honestly have no clue, but I'm guessing not. He was seven dollars haha! I'd say it was a rare find out in the wild, though!


YourBoyMeezy

Kinds wanna melt him down I'm gonna keep it real with you 🤣😂 watch him burn


spicykellybear

Omg no I so agree!! My husband ran over to me and was like "I'M GETTING THIS FOR YOU" and I immediately said I was going to throw him into the trash 😂 but, alas, he sits atop my X shelf now lol


YourBoyMeezy

Okay. Build a nice glass top for a melting pad. Set it to ultra low. And let him slow melt over years


spicykellybear

"Hello, welcome to our home. Would you like to see my slowly melting Seymour Guado? He is in the process of returning home to Hell."


YourBoyMeezy

See. Now that's a home I would be a returning guest to. I have a story arch to check in on 😂


spicykellybear

"Ahh, his legs are starting to go. Beautiful. Be back in a week to get updates."


yukadfsa2

He’s balding


Fennel_Fangs

into the jar he goes