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vic530

We have crackheads in our bushes.


LaysOnFuton

lol came to post the exact same thing


vic530

🤣


Saulle5

r/pensacola ?


vic530

I know for sure they got them but I’m in Crestucky. Lol


webnellie

I’ve seen them at a Walmart in Tallahassee.


Unknown--Soul

Don't forget they already with carts full plus that cardboard box bed a sleeping bag if lucky


vic530

Yes! Full carts 🛒 and the occasional pup 🐶 companion.


Unknown--Soul

Can't forget the old cart companion some are young some are old.... But damn near always show signs of dehydration unfortunately....


kavOclock

Bush baby bush baby


Organic_Ad_2520

Omgosh so funny!


BinaryCheckers

Ybor City has a lot of chickens.


MagazineActual

My first thought was "Is this in Ybor?". The chickens will just stop in the road and block traffic while they peck away at something between a crack. So many chickens.


Comprehensive_Job_38

Lol also my first thought.


OldButHappy

Why don't the chickens cross the road?


Dull-Connection-007

It’s illegal not to *let them* cross the road. Remember that.


OldButHappy

Noted. Happy 4th!


Dull-Connection-007

You too!


Eric33542

Ybor walmart has chickens and crazy people


MagazineActual

To be fair, crazy people is a requirement for walmart


[deleted]

Wal Martians are a special breed


Imperius_Maximus

You win. 👏👏👏 (Definitely writing that down for future use.)


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

Glad we all thought of ybor!


angelina9999

they all over Florida


skynet_666

Love walking around 7th Ave and just hearing roosters lol. Ybor is so bizarre


BleedTheRain

Did some welding in ybor to expand bridges. Ybor is weird AF, had roosters on site.


GogetaSama420

Oh man wait till you go to Oviedo, home of the chickens. Ironically, they used to always be next to what used to be a Popeyes 💀


Most_Fold_702

This is true. I have lived in Oviedo for 34 years. They are not in the Popeyes drive-through anymore because they moved Popeyes. There are some of them still around the library.


[deleted]

Back when Oviedo was still the country


idwthis

A chicken got left behind during Rodeo Day in Osceola County back in like 2006/2007 somewhere around there, and ended up hanging out in the McDonald's lot that was near Simpson Road on 192 in Kissimmee. The employees joked they had fresher chicken than the KFC down the road lol


Accomplished_Gas3922

I thought the Keys and Hialeah had a chicken problem until I saw Oveido.


[deleted]

I used to go to that Popeyes in the early 90s and always found that to be so ironic


MagnumHV

Taking it back


moosegoose90

Huge colony at my local Walmart they have now claimed McDonald’s as their own, I’ve seen them McDonald’s workers throw fries at them from the drive through


whosaysyessiree

New business model for keeping the price of chicken McNuggies low.


Pudix20

Miami?


moosegoose90

Yes on 88th


Pudix20

157👀 those chickens have been there for *years*. It started as just one or two… and now they’re managers at McDonald’s. When you see a work it’s actually 6 chickens stacked up in a trench coat.


moosegoose90

Yes!!!! 🤣 there’s also a rival chicken gang across the street by the vaquita (farm store) !!!!!


Pudix20

Lmfao how do you know they’re rivals?! 😅 watch those ones are going to take over Urban Air and learn how to fly


theghostofcslewis

Gypsy chickens. Closest relative to the red jungle fowl. Extremely hearty, smaller eggs. They migrated from Cuba decades ago with humans looking for a better life. Key West is full of them and it is unlawful to harass them. They are making their way north and I love it. A hen for every home! Just like the government wanted. [https://www.motherearthnews.com/homesteading-and-livestock/uncle-sam-wants-you-to-raise-chickens/](https://www.motherearthnews.com/homesteading-and-livestock/uncle-sam-wants-you-to-raise-chickens/)


Few-Celebration-5462

I have a bunch of hens that I got from the Key West Wildlife Center a few years ago. They love living up here, spending all day running around in the woods by my house.


theghostofcslewis

Thats awesome. I have more domesticated chickens and some AAA eggs every day.


Few-Celebration-5462

https://preview.redd.it/kbnsbizsbiad1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b30c4c083cd11e73081296d8dc0d92e3b2d14c2 Scarlet waiting for breakfast


Southern_Celery_1087

Scarlet is precious and I would feed her all the bugs


SettingsData

Gotta respect chickens looking for a better life


suck_muhballs

I was in midtown Daytona Beach. Tough area. I'm working on an irrigation controller, and I come out of the gate, and there is a beautiful rooster and hen just walking around the hood in Daytona. The homeowner just staring at them. I said, " them your chuckens?" She said she'd nope...never seen them before.


beauxtox

No, but we have Publix chickens https://preview.redd.it/kl2nhil8mhad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99bd9b7a3d06d8d73bf4d9c78fa66e94f0b8a5e


flowermaneurope

And apparently lazy cunts who can’t put their shopping cart where it belongs in the actual cart return, or back to the store.


SuspectPanda38

Got a publix chicken at mine too


Alannamarieny

I love the Publix chickens


mudbuttcoffee

Sugarmill?


Alannamarieny

I usually see them in key largo/the keys in general 😅 they’re all over the place down there


beauxtox

This particular chicken was in Davie.


PickledFrogCocks

I stopped at a restaurant in Belle Glade that was chicken-focused. There was a bunch of chickens running around in the parking lot (and the rest of the town, really) and I wondered if it was like when you get to pick the lobster they’re going to cook for you.


CrouchingGinger

I have seen them at Hardee’s. No shortage of insects here which they’ll eat and I’m sure people feed them too.


MagnumHV

Plus the lizards, plenty of anoles


LadyReika

Reminds me of a Canada goose that chills at the local Zaxby's begging for food at the drive-thru. I've seen people toss fries to it.


sterrecat

My Dunkin Donuts once had a chicken. I was told her name is Hennifer.


pimp_juice2272

The Keys' stores have lots of chicken but no Walmart (I believe).


Scubatim1990

Saw some in Tallahassee!


CoachApprehensive913

those are Nicotine addicted raptors. crackheads fav tucker.


RickHunterD

Keeping the city clean from small critters, always welcome


VedantaSay

Locate the nest...free range fresh eggs daily!


thecheezewiz79

Is that the hillsborough walmart in tampa? If so, that neighborhood is riddled with chickens and cats and for some reason they have teamed up to control the entire territory


flactuary

I have seen wild chickens in both Hawaii and Puerto Rico. Not so unique to Florida.


WranglerReasonable91

Where I am we have Burger King peacocks


Wasting_Time_0980

There was a rooster in the bushes at 7/11 yesterday that scared the shit out of me, down in Pompano Beach. Getting into my truck and it fucking crowed so loud, I felt like I almost jumped out of my shoes because I wasn't expecting it


Unshakeable_Taino

https://preview.redd.it/zb405m9uykad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd0bd169f3f62d08efc5370162c2aeb4a000e90b We have some at the Wesley Chapel Walmart.


MiserableLychee

We used to have bush chickens in our privacy hedge but they left when we replaced it with bamboo.


por_que_no

The Marathon Publix has as many chickens as employees.


flowermaneurope

They are all over Broward. Pompano and Lauderdhill Wally’s I’ve seen with the highest populations.


chasingmen2020

. . . love the random locations where they show up. The chickens must be great bug control . . .


HeinekenRob

Ever been to Key West?


agravain

seen some in neighborhoods around town. but I don't remember seeing any at the Walmarts.


collegefurtrader

Wheres here? Miami has a shitload of feral chickens.


Toothfairy51

The WAWA across from my work has chickens all day that hang around. They live at the lot across the street


Natural-Garage9714

I thought this was Hialeah Gardens. Miami-Dade County has a lot of chickens. I see roosters and hens in the backyard of the house behind where I live.


Dependent_Avocado

Walmart, no. Dollar General and McDonald's, yes.


Country_Gal_87

Miami? Hialeah? Lol


Hearsya

Oh my gosh I say good morning to this Rooster pretty often! Then one morning I saw him with his girlfriend, and then a few weeks later I see them with some smaller roosters maybe chickens too! I love them so much 😭😭🥰


Dismal-Preference-66

I'm in Alabama and we have them here too. I think people abandoned them especially roosters.


Most_Fold_702

I live in Central Florida near Orlando and we have our own chickens that used to congregate in the Popeyes drive-through. Somehow the town got rid of them and now they are around the library.


LintLicker_CQ

Same here in eastern TN. The main rooster walks around and patrols the parking lot and screaming at everyone to return their carts 😂


DebiMoonfae

I shared an image of some recently myself. They were in Broward county by a Walmart grocery


justmesayingmything

I don't think we have bush chickens but we do have feral cats that live in the garden department and at least one random bird usually flying around the rafters.


ZipCity262

We have random free-range chickens in Zephyrhills (Tampa suburb)


uriahanium

Must be nice, the walmarts by me have coyotes and crackheads.


chingandoporahi

They’re all over Miami 🤷🏼‍♀️


restore_democracy

Best I can do is ducks in my front hedge


Eric33542

I see roosters in the drive thru of Sonny’s chilling


streetsmartstocks

Leave them damn chickens alone ma’am lol


Sea-Dragonfruit-4090

We do in Orange Park


1mjtaylor

Key West is known for their feral chickens.


neutralpoliticsbot

We got Walmart raccoons


CandyFlippin4Life

Key West, just no Walmart thank god


[deleted]

Must be pompano beach


IsmokeUsmokeWEsmoke

I have behind the 7/11 chickens


rdell1974

The animal Chicken does in fact live outside


Spiritual-Bear4495

I was hoping the chickens would answer her. Sooo disappointed.


Three_Spotted_Petal

I'm in the panhandle, and it's been cool to hear everyone's stories! I always thought the feral chickens I saw growing up belonged to one of my neighbors. We had so many things killing my aunt's chickens that I got the impression they couldn't survive in the wild. I love learning new things like this, and I'm glad I was wrong about them surviving in the wild. I think I defaulted to baby talking them like I do my cats because I was so surprised to see them 😅


Leebites

My first thought was "Alabama has them everywhere in their store fronts" and then you said you're in the panhandle to confirm my thoughts. South, South Alabama chickens.


Numbersguy69420

I’ve seen a lot of wild chickens in florida


TWDDave1988

We have bush chickens and roosters at the Winn Dixie on Big Pine Key. And of course, deer.


AnonymousQcumber

Gallinules?


Saucespreader

look like people dropping off roosters


stephenforbes

Take them to the nearest Chick-fil-A


Suckmyflats

SW Dade wal marts


PaleR1der

Ours are at Publix... Right at the front door


sheilahulud

We have feral chickens all over Florida. Key West and Ybor City are two areas that I’ve seen chickens running wild.


ChadosanEYW

In Key West we are closer to Havana than to a Walmart, but we have more chickens than we know what to do with. It’s a win any way you look at it!


OldSouthGal

I was at Walmart the other day and heard a rooster crow. He then strutted out across the pavement from where I parked. Crazy, but not totally unexpected.


funkekat61

Go to Key West, they're all over that town. I once actually saw a chicken crossing a road in Key West and he was actually using the crosswalk, lol!


mega_low_smart

Kahului, Maui


MysteriousTomorrow13

We have town Roosters


angelina9999

they are Florida natives,


angelina9999

Plenty of them roam in Fort Pierce, the city/code enforcement even pays you if you turn them in, they are native to Florida AND should BE LEFT ALONE ![gif](giphy|3oEduOnl5IHM5NRodO|downsized)


king-of-Miami

79st Hialeah Walmart ?


Classic_Village

Tamarac, FL, our Neighborhood Market has a beloved Rooster that lives on site. Strangest thing, no chickens anywhere near this place, but they have a rooster. And I love seeing him every time we go to the store


Ancient_Let1593

They at the wal mart on broward blvd also


International-Cup350

Fl key's


brdesignguy

*Publix


Spare-Anxiety-547

Was this in Miami? I parked in the brightline ramp a couple years ago and there were a few roosters in the surface lot next to the ramp that were fighting. The one rooster tried to run away and the other one chased it across the parking lot to continue fighting with it.


Lumberg50

Jesus that cringy voice is going right through me!


woodne

I saw a bush chicken at chick fil a once


le_gasdaddy

Saw your post last night, then saw this on an area facebook group today. Central Texas. So, apparently we do as well! https://preview.redd.it/z0ztxjkq8kbd1.png?width=683&format=png&auto=webp&s=e711b266f41f39626dead1d4711f378a4f2e5e02


PoopPant73

Strange thing to call my crabs….


LukewarmLatte

I have Cracker Barrel chickens near me, like 10-20 of them in the parking lot. The jokes write themselves.


Disastrous-Owl-1173

Deerfield?


LukewarmLatte

Indeed


Disastrous-Owl-1173

Haven’t seen them as much since they cut the bushes in front, but did see babies a few weeks ago


SpawnVII

You must be in Hialeah xD P.S. your voice is adorable, lol.


the1TheyCall1845TwU

Idk but you have a very cute voice. I talk to my cats and rats like that, too


idiotmanatee

Those are not chickens and venomous be careful.


lostaga1n

Yoink, free chicken.


TheBigLebroccoli

Walmart’s new Free Range chicken.


microview

You never been to Hawaii?