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randomroute350

This is a US exclusive thing as well. I do 1-2 week stints in europe each month. Soon as I coast back into the states it begins.


Diver_Driver

Heard it deep in the middle of no where Mexico yesterday. Perhaps the cancer is spreading.


puskunk

¡Meów!


kubodasumo

It’s written meáu🧐


im_a_chinook

In Louisiana it’s Mèaux


juanito506

It's actually ¡Miau!


Clunk500CM

This deserves way more upvotes.


Grumbles19312

It is, because the Neanderthals doing the meowing are now at majors and flying outside of the continental US sadly.


Dave_A480

Cartel pilot meows? Although one would think those folks wouldn't want to draw attention...


Mortekai_1

No one would suspect a cartel pilot to meow, that's the beauty of it.


dodexahedron

Government drug agencies hate this one weird trick. You'll be SHOCKED! Like and subscribe.


Fishmonger67

Genius really


hazcan

I heard it in Japan a while ago. Only other US carrier on frequency was Delta. It could have been someone not on approach, but I’m going to pin it on the Delta professionals.


dodexahedron

Makes sense. A capital Greek letter delta is a triangle (Δ). Triangles are pointy. You know what else is pointy? A cat's claws. Errorgo, Delta pylotes are cats. Q. E. Fuckin. D. The logic is irrefutable.


ljthefa

I'm a cat? But I'm allergic to cats!


dodexahedron

Well, didn't you know that's what the mask with the hose is for? What did you think it was - some hippie oxygen bar thing? I mean, it's that too, but you don't get the cool bubbly water tank in front of you, so it's pretty lame.


ProSitter

I hear it on 123.45 on NAT tracks.


SSMDive

"Soon as I coast back into the states it begins." Found the guy!


randomroute350

lol touché


Reasonable_Blood6959

We still get a lot of GUUUAUAUAAAAARRRRRD though. Normally followed by a very very British accent telling people off


TheOriginalJBones

I have a buddy who slept with a handheld by his bed specifically to monitor a nearby untowered, but busy, frequency. If he happened to be awoken by somebody making their last calls, he’d lean over, key the handheld, and say, “Uhhh. You *have* checked your NOTAMS, right?” Then he roll back over and sleep like a baby.


GooseMcGooseFace

Gotta love the Speedbird Nigels chiming in.


mrjgl

Is 121.5 used in Europe? I’ve never flown over there


randomroute350

Yep


thrfscowaway8610

It's used everywhere in the world.


Sensitive_Broccoli74

Was happening a lot on the unattended frequency in Canterbury, NZ this weekend just gone too


Hour_Tour

Also, multiple euro nations use VDF-triangulation to pinpoint exactly who is transmitting, both on guard and normal frequencies. Will be a bad day for your license when that MOR gets filed.


durandal

Four legs Europe to East Coast and West Coast, and not a single meow. Maybe it's confined to certain regions. Heard a few meows in Europe though over a few years, it happens here too. Don't feed the ~~trolls~~ cats.


Grumbles19312

It used to be confined to the eastern seaboard of the US, unfortunately this plague has spread far and wide now.


Alarming-Abies9950

There was an awesome letter going viral through the Europe pilot community about a Ryanair (Lauda, I thought) who got a notification letter from UK military ATC because they triangulated a ‘meow’ to the mentioned aircraft. Since then it’s a lot less frequent on the radio.


Norwest_Shooter

From a friend, *every* time someone flies into CYAC.


Sasquatch-d

Got a lot of meows on approach into Sydney last month


Fraport123

"exclusive" is a word I wouldn't use for something that isn't literally exclusive. Anyhow I fly practically only in Europe and it happens here a lot too. Perhaps not as much as on your side of the pond, but frequently enough to guess that every commercial pilot hears it at least once a month.


Axel737ng

Used to be a problem in Europe as well.. then one day ATC got pissed and they were able to triangulate the source. At least one was a Ryanair pilot who got royally shafted with kisses. Official email from Ryanair to their pilots was made public and guard suddenly went quiet


Tachanka-Mayne

Around Europe I hear ‘Franco’ every now and then, but not too often.


HaraldOslo

Could be because radios that can transmit are bit more regulated in Europe/you need a license. Prices are also higher, so not every bored idiot can purchase one on impulse because hurr durr freedom111111!!1


recoveringcanuck

Yeah it's not that, it's licensed pilots doing the meowing, not random people with hand helds.


ViceroyInhaler

It happens in Canada all the time.


Track_up

Aren't you glad American kitty cats are welcoming you?


AltoCumulus15

I have never heard anyone meow in Scotland either and I fly weekly


Birdhawk

Lol no it’s not. There’s even footage and recording of a Chinese military jet meowing at a US Air Force P8 (if I recall correctly it was a P8)


MangoKommando

If anyone at my airline did that the response would be severe. Both on and off the record.


Mr-Plop

Didn't someone in here post a while ago they sent someone back to training for meowing on the line? Lol go imagine.


flyemerica

My buddy at AA told me a new hire on IOE was fired for meowing on guard. Sounds like one of those rumors passed around the pilot group, but hilarious if true.


MangoKommando

Idk but I hope so


ApoliticalCommissar

If I had to guess, it probably happens when the other pilot is in the lav.


dfsoij

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED


drdsheen

You're goddamn right I did


TrynHawaiian

I’d think a simple mentoring moment would be sufficient but damn, you sound like a tub of joy to fly with.


FlyingDog14

I’m shocked people have done it for as long as they have. There’s about 7 guys in the entire world who find it amusing and they somehow haven’t gotten tired of it yet.


[deleted]

The frat boy mindset is long-lasting. Applies to crash pads, too.


bottomfeeder52

can you elaborate on the crash pad thing?


[deleted]

Crash pads are often filled with pilots who act like college age frat boys. They don't clean, they don't care to keep clean the common areas, they act like teenage boys who are away from home for the first time. They expect others to clean up and they live like kids who have no responsibilities. In short, they are slobs.


capn_starsky

That’s why I did a coed pilot/FA crash pad. Only me and one other were pilots because no one else wanted to deal with the situation or their significant others didn’t trust them. Cleanest pad that you could find in NYC. Just had to put up with the bullshit drama. But I did it from an impeccable common area.


SilentPlatypus_

Coed pilot crashpads ftw


Cascadeflyer61

I’ve run a Crashpad for over 20 years in SFO. Very clean, most guys are great. Only problem I’ve had is with some of the new pilots, only a few, pretty much only renting to older guys now when possible.


maya_papaya8

Their poor wives are there to parent them


bottomfeeder52

that’s disgusting. I thought it was going to be more of a whoring thing with flight attendants


GlockAF

Pilots are the true whores here. We do for money the thing that most people enjoy enough to do for free


sockrawteese

Free flying? Where?


TahOriginal

What do fraternities have to do with meowing on freq?


PDXflight

The obviously didn’t get a bid


TahOriginal

GDIs bro trying to stick it to everyone


[deleted]

Childish attitude is long lived.


Crusoebear

It’s like being locked in a room with imbeciles that only have one joke…for 40 years.


headphase

Welcome to life as a mainline first officer. Well to be fair those types usually have at least 3 or 4 locked and loaded


Murky-Resident-3082

I think it’s more than 7 guys but I may be wrong


DatBeigeBoy

Ngl guys, I may not partake, but it’s my guilty pleasure hearing it.


Brozy321

Honestly the meowing isn’t the funny part. It’s all the fossils dog piling the frequency with “YOU’RE ON GUARD” which I can’t help but chuckle at.


Aerodynamic_Soda_Can

> It’s all the fossils dog piling the frequency with “YOU’RE ON GUARD” which I can’t help but chuckle at. This is the answer to ops question. Most pilots are too old to understand what trolling is, so they react, and encourages them.


DatBeigeBoy

This would be a correct assessment 😂😂


notbernie2020

Meow!


Disastrous_Rub_6062

They’re trolls. They want to get some 64-year-old widebody captain to lecture them on professionalism. I wish the captains would figure that out and stop feeding them


TrynHawaiian

Don’t give it away! Seriously though, this is the reason. Delta really gotta stop with the passenger announcements on guard though….


CASAdriver

To show everyone how you're the coolest regional pilot around


Complex_Librarian939

HAA pilot; was recently landing in a confined area at night. Two of the children up past bedtime were meowing on a busy CTAF shared between several airports. Upon being told to knock it off, they wanted to argue. Thankfully, they shut up when I chided them to be professional. For Pete’s sake, go to fingers or 23.05 for this super cool and funny behavior. /s


ValuableJumpy8208

Why is 122.75 *so hard* for people to remember?


Danejasper

I guess because 123.45 is *so easy*. The FAA should just give up and make it official.


Giffdev

I fly on the west coast (just as a hobby) and never hear it in the pacific northwest


tits_and_GTFO

Monitor guard 121.5 for a few hours. You’ll get a meow.


No_Compote628

It's definitely more often the further East you go


Tomcat848484

The worst one I heard about was a captain who had his FO ask “can you take 1 for a sec?”, captain said sure and then noticed the FO went and meowed on guard, then the FO was like “ok I’ve got 1 again” It’s like, holy shit dude, you can’t even still listen to radio 1 while you’re doing your meow? That’s pretty pathetic.


Texaspilot24

It’s a mating call for other immature pilots


Facestand2

This is probably the most accurate description. Pisses me off because I’ve wanted to fly my entire life and due to medical I can’t. and then I hear about that kind of childish shit.


TrynHawaiian

Don’t worry! You can meow in spirit, just not actually like flying for spirit.


AspectPale5097

I started flying in 2013, 11 years ago. And this is one of the most stupid things I hear on the radio. Even at busy controlled airports. Come on man.


HRFlamenco

My instructor told me to do it once when I was still a student pilot and the allure was pretty much done after that. I think you get young still immature dudes flying with hard asses who think any fun is taboo so they never grow out of it


firstpostlonglurk

One thing I’ve never understood is if these are regional/airline pilots — aren’t they flying with somebody else who has to listen to this shit in person?


tits_and_GTFO

It’s usually not the airlines.


Dalibongo

Not until I’m a captain LMAO


KronesianLTD

You know, a lot of people have strong opinions on here whenever someone says "With you" when checking in with ATC, but in reality I think this behavior is what we should shift the focus to getting rid of. Why should I monitor the emergency frequency if all I hear is this unprofessional and distracting behavior all the time? I imagine other people think the same way, and this could be the difference between an aircraft in trouble getting the help they need, or crashing with nobody to hear them.


Kimchi_Cowboy

With you


BeautifulAd3344

You monitor guard because the second anyone actually needs help on 121.5, every. Single. Pilot. Is offering airports, suggestions, help, and encouragement. And you’re one of them.


-EnricoPallazo-

At my company a new hire meowed during his IOE. He was fired.


nascent_aviator

ITT: people who definitely meow on the radio saying "I don't meow but people who do are cool"


Mr-Plop

Wait until you find out some CFIs also like meowing.


sun-bru

Meowing over the radio started when the US navy was developing ACLS in like the 60s/70s. If a pilot wanted to use the autoland procedure they first had to request approval over radio from the tower. Other pilots or ground crew would meow at them in response to call them pussies for letting a computer land their jet. Fun fact, when they were developing this thing they actually had to build in a scatter variance of about 6 inches because the system was so accurate that the hooks of the aircraft were slamming into the exact same spot on the deck causing it to become unserviceable. You see in some of those international interception videos that Chinese or Russian fighter pilots meow at whoever they are menacing in much the same context, calling the other pilot a pussy for not retaliating. Idk who thought it was a good idea to start meowing on guard, if any of my coworkers did that here in Australia someone would knock their lights out on the ground.


avmtdan

Lol wow, i did a long xc last week (750 miles and back) and was listening to guard just to get some relatively quiet freq without people stepping all over each other and heard lots of the cat game going on, not sure if its hilarious but sometimes was good to have the monotony broken . Also heard someone give a wonderful pre arrival speech, and a couple of major airliners who couldn’t remember what frequency to be on.


Plastic_Language_122

Wait until you hear them call out tail numbers on guard for the meowing. Priceless


FitAd8129

Used to not care, till I heard a captain getting meowed and “guarrrrrded” at for using 121.5 to help a student solo with a stuck throttle.


rckid13

I'm pretty sure it started because of the [intro to Super Troopers](https://youtu.be/1rlSjdnAKY4?si=YLOa6EvlcLBavYTb). But most of the people who do it today probably haven't even seen that movie.


Crusoebear

That movie came out in 2001. This brand of regardedness has been going on a lot longer than that.


sun-bru

It started when the US navy was developing autoland procedures to boats in like the 60s/70s. If a pilot wanted to use the autoland procedure they first had to request approval over radio from the tower. Other pilots or ground crew would meow at them in response to call them pussies for letting a computer land their jet.


_toodamnparanoid_

You know how it is u/rckid13 once they get that syrup in them they get all antsy in their pantsy


Surwkjlel

I thought this was an American thing until yesterday. It was a cat festival over Serbia. Goddamn you muricans, you’ve spread it to Europe


marcas_r

I hear Franco a good bit over Italy and the Adriatic as well


PowerfulElevator9

I don't know a single pilot who would allow this from their co-worker at an actual airline with professional standards. I wouldn't wanna fly next to a fucking imbecile meowing on the radios.


tits_and_GTFO

It’s usually not the airlines meowing.


giuspo

Are you in south florida? Whenever I go to the training area over the everglades there is always the same 2 guys doing it. Honestly once or twice it’s funny but if it goes on more than that it gets annoying. One time they went for like 2 minutes straight just going back and forth and my instructor finally held the mic


whiskeylover

No, I'm in the New England area.


t_dog581

If I ever fly with someone that does it, I'm going to physically strike them


mmgoodly

May the All-Father guide thy hand


SquirrelMoney8389

Wait, they don't just do this on Vatsim?!


WeirdTalentStack

Vatsim had to learn it from somewhere.


SquirrelMoney8389

Wow.


TheRauk

What I have learned on the internet is these are all Delta pilots.


SwoopyStack

Yes. It’s part of the checkride there.


HolidayWilling7716

All it’s going to take is for one of these flight ops departments to start reviewing guard transmissions looking for that sht. Watch how absolutely FAST the sht would cease.


TemporaryAmbassador1

They do it hoping for attention. Any kind of attention. Complaining about it feeds the attention. If you hear it, ignore it. How do people not get the simple concept; “don’t feed the trolls”?


Fredbear1775

Yeah it’s like fishing for boomers


RhinoGuy13

It doesn't bother me at all. It's kinda nice hearing something different on the radio to break up the silence. I probably hear professional pilots accidentally speak on guard than I do the meowing. Guarrrd


disfannj

it was really bad yesterday.


WillyPete

Rolling coal. Same mindset.


[deleted]

Where were you flying? What two airports or general area?


whiskeylover

KBED - KSFM - KEEN


Shinsf

To get you to post this. Don't feed trolls. Ever


Dalibongo

Meow.


odins_gungnir

Only wookie growls are allowed


nascent_aviator

"Meow" is aviation English for "I'm a f\*\*\*ing idiot and want everyone to know it."


Andy_Roo_Roo

Wait, is this really a thing? I‘ve just begun my flight training and have yet to come across or hear about this before. Is it typically done during specific interactions? Like…why?


Danejasper

If you monitor 121.5, you'll eventually hear it. I've been told that it's more prevalent in the East Coast, though I've no clue why.


Lopsided-Parsley-152

Student pilot here. Meowing???


minfremi

I moo


Warm-Lettuce-932

This post will really put an end to all of it!


gasplugsetting3

You ever really want to be the funny guy without actually being a funny guy? There's your answer.


JDunks112

I meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... meow! \*switches to proper frequency\* But on a serious note, it's a good habit to have guard on standby but not really necessary to monitor it quite yet. If your bored on a cross country or not in contact with ATC sure, but otherwise I wouldn't bother at least in training. when your still trying to learn your way around the radios I agree its just distracting. that being said, and the reason I said its good to have on standby is because if you have an emergency, those meows turn into help real quick. (quick disclaimer, if you are in contact with ATC please tell them first because they should provide better guidance and get emergency services on the way.)


Karl24374

As soon as I get around Oklahoma that’s when it starts up, definitely hear it a lot more in the south east US


FllyyAwayIN

like most 2 year olds though....the more attention you give them (neg or pos) the more they will do it


JT-Av8or

I was flying with a FO who was involved in that directly when at the regionals. It happened around 9/11. Before then nobody monitored guard. Post 9/11 it became a procedure stateside and, of course, civilians would accidentally transmit on it (military radios don’t have that problem because they’re built to constantly monitor 243.0 but you can’t transmit unless you actually tune it up.) Anyway, someone would make a mistake and then someone would reply “GUARD!” Well, regional pilots are pretty young and they started calling those guys “guard dogs” so they’d meow on 121.5 to “make the guard dogs bark.” They think it’s funny and every goddamn day now, old guys can’t stop themselves from feeding the trolls and will yell at them, on guard, to stop which is exactly what they wanted to hear. This guy admitted he was one of them. He thought, as a 20-something, it was funny, but as he hit his 40s he admits he was a douche.


burnerquester

Immature punks showing that they are immature punks. If they do this on probation with the wrong dude in the left seat they are burnt toast.


Key_Island8223

It's the aviation equivalent of social media trolls. Just there to try to get a rise out of people. Can't wait until the FAA requires all radios to data burst your location and information whenever you pull the trigger on an emergency frequency.


Final_Ad_5044

Keeps you awake and attentive on those long cross country flights. Safety first


N_flight_emergencies

Funny story about meowing - I, like every other professional aviator, I fly around monitoring + guard. To be more specific, we typically monitor 121.5, 16, 243 + guard. So there I was, low viz, relatively high seas, low on gas trying to hoist off a sail boat. Stressed out of my mind. Then some idiots at 30k feet start playing on guard, I start slapping pins down, trying to mute it...must be nice to have nothing else to do but play on guard. If I ever fly with someone who does that, I'll probably reach across and slap them. But I guess when you're so board of having your finger up your ass, the next best thing is guard. I wish there were repercussions like false calls to 911.


fkUDoreen

Meow bitch


bhoodhimanthudu

Catastrophic purrformance


iwantmoregaming

This has been going on for quite some time, and while it’ll probably be almost impossible to figure out where/when it exactly started (shortly after the release of Super Troopers, obviously), I would put money on a greater than 50% chance that it was a Laker.


sun-bru

It started when the US navy was developing ACLS in like the 60s/70s. If a pilot wanted to use the autoland procedure they first had to request approval over radio from the tower. Other pilots or ground crew would meow at them in response to call them pussies for letting a computer land their jet.


Schrockwell

Folks listen to ATC and guard simultaneously?


UnhingedCorgi

I think most (all?) airlines have you monitor guard with the #2 radio during cruise 


randomroute350

Most places you're supposed to monitor it, yea


pattern_altitude

If you have two radios you are required to monitor guard if able.


coma24

Yes, there's a NOTAM which requires it in cases where you're able. Assuming you have two radios...you're able other than when you're pickup up the ATIS while enroute, perhaps.


durandal

Also airline SOP, and useful when you messed up your radios and ATC wants to reach out.


whiskeylover

Yes, my plane has two COMMs. We usually set the first one to talk to ATC. The second one for ATIS and guard.


Crusoebear

At many if not most airlines it’s SOP.


burnerquester

It’s usually a requirement and can save your bacon if you miss a frequency.


satans_little_axeman

In the Midwest, yes. I turn off Guard as soon as the idiots start spamming it though.


VanDenBroeck

Those with two comms and who don’t get overly task saturated easily.


Chairboy

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/green-blackboards-and-other-anomalies


lndestructible

Some people treat the world like an IG comment section man...


Efficient_Presence63

Meow m.fker!!!


HelterSkelter94

I really wish we could see what call sign is doing the meowing, simply for the fact that I’d go hunt them down, and slap them. The other day I flew to a larger airport, and on 126.7 (here in Canada) they had some sort of “joke” sound they’d constantly make when one of the three planes would be on the radio. It took every last bone in my body to not call up the school the next morning and complain. (Aviation here in Alberta is a small world, and I don’t want to come across as an upright bitch.) but professionalism is definitely lacking in the younger generation of student pilots.


[deleted]

No point. Some people have zero maturity or professionalism and would be better off making lattes.


chephy

I wouldn't want a latte made by them. Making actual good coffee requires skills.


Dalibongo

I bet you say that on guard too… LOL


Kwiatkowski

It's just autists being autists


chephy

Don't insult autists, most are way better behaved than this.


[deleted]

How else can someone let everyone know they're a fucking idiot?


Wi2022

So my question is - assuming a crew environment, do guys do this with the other guy in the cockpit or when they leave? I'd think if there was another person in the cockpit someone would be getting slapped?


timmyhigh

A bit off topic but when I became a theoretical knowledge instructor on a contractor basis I registered a company because it made everything a lot cleaner payments-wise. I really struggled to come up with a name that would be memorable. Most other people just use things like “John Smith avaiation consultancy Ltd” etc. I liked something that would at least stick in your mind and be searchable in Google in case freelancing ever really took off. I went for Meow 1215 Ltd because I figured it would at least get a reaction in the aviation world…


Unairworthy

It's bored Podunk ATCT controllers and FAA guys with hand-helds. I don't know why people blame pilots when we all know who it is based on personality.


lctalbot

I guess I'm lucky... I'm 36 states into a 48 state XC, \~1 month so far, almost 80 hrs flight time, haven't heard it once.


glenlastname

I thought it was to let someone know they were transmitting on 121.5, but unprovoked is unprofessional, unhelpful and unfunny


Danejasper

Because of the way radios work, you'll sometimes hear "you're on guard", or the two less civilized versions "GUARRRRD!!" or "meow" which may be made in response to a transmission you didn't hear. This is because the person who inadvertently tried to reach ATC or tower (or make their in-flight welcome announcement) on guard could be hundreds of miles from you, unheard on your radio. But then someone halfway in between, who heard that inadvertent transmission will give a reply, hopefully the helpful "you're on guard", but someones instead one of the immature versions, and you'll only hear that because that aircraft is closer to you.


DistributionPrize553

You meow to get the guard dogs out. Interesting how you don’t hear it on the tracks so it’s either 91/135, regionals, or controllers


larairwings1937

Try listening to 121.4


BWoodSV

Must be happening when the captain gets up to pee.


TrynHawaiian

Beautiful Sunday afternoon you say… sounds to me like a meowfternoon! I know a company you’re literally perfect for in about 6 years!


Joeythearm

It’s children.


PILOT9000

The point is a bunch of immature morons with access to a radio.


lolitstrain21

I heard a bunch of meows on Coral Springs practice frequency today in South Florida.


RojoFlojo

We hear it here in the Philippines too haha


Fearless-Crab-Pilot

I've thankfully not heard it yet. Meow


MachFly5

Its an airline thing. When airlines weren’t flying in 2020 there was no meowing, there is no meowing on UHF guard. Airline pilots need to grow up.


LicPyke

🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️


knottycams

Newby lurker/future student (I hope ... after uni). Do they mean meow like ... a cat? Sry if it's not supposed to be funny, I giggled.


Riggie_Joe

Think I’m out of the loop here, just a student pilot. Are people actually making cat noises on the emergency frequency (wtf), or is meowing just some term I’m not yet familiar with?


skyHawk3613

People find it funny because it annoys other people


Legalsavant04

We will have you Meowing in no time


wt1j

Triangulating antennas logging the location of each transmission on guard to a web page and the problem is solved.


hoplessoptimist

Strengthens your jawline apparently


Elegant_Ad_9276

At least it’s just meowing. When I was in the Navy and later, the Coast Guard, we would hear some rando in Mexico call out “Filipino monkeeeeeeee. Monkey. Monkey. Monkey.” It went on for years and I’m sure the original guy has passed away by now but someone took up his mantle and is continuing the goddamn tradition.


BDaddyLewis

I was on my IOE flight, on short final and the LCA and I forgot to stop monitoring guard. Right as I started to flare someone on guard says “is that you I see in the bathroom making a big stinky poo poo?” The LCA and I both thought it was each other saying that at first and both super confused on why the other would say that then


Patient_Honey5483

To decrease the likelihood of a bird strike?