Did you know that the shotgun Cobain used belonged to Dylan Carson, the frontman from fellow Seattle-based doom band Earth.
Not really relevant here, but just interesting 🤷
Thousand Cuts or Sanguine Siren come to mind if you want to be dramatic. If you want something goofy then maybe the blood declotter or the purgin’ surgeon. Tbh I found a two shot combat shotgun and just named it “The Throngler”.
This shotgun wounds people? How revolutionary! We shall call it the No Shit Sherlock (as should be the case for all weapons that specify they wound people)
Jackson Cobain.
In other news; now I need to find me a wounding double barrel. Already have a never ending one but Holy moly I did not know each pellet deals bleed.
I found a handmade rifle the other day that uses ammo I have never seen before. Does this use ammo that's also impossible to find or just Shotgun Shells?
"If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It?"
This guy sounds like a predator
Or dean winchester
As long as he isn't a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus.
I can neither confirm or deny this to be true.
Or doom guy
Even robots can bleed in Fallout 4
Oil!
If robots can bleed in Alien then they better bleed in fallout
“Tell me, do you bleed?”
Shark Week
I second Shark Week.
Dick Cheney
THIS!!! OP if you understand the reference, THIS should be in the running!!! Hahaha!!!
I don't get it. I'm sad I should get it cause I'm a politics junky, but can someone plz explain.
Dick Cheney on a hunting trip shot his friend with birdshot. The friend then apologized to Cheney in a press conference.
LMAO REALLY that is the height of hilarious omfg
It was quite the fodder for late night talk show monologues for a bit.
Lmao, my first thought!
"The Flesh Wound: "
‘Tis but a flesh wound
The gusher
“THIS DOESN’T TASTE LIKE A GUSHER?!”
Auntie Flo
Better: That Time of the Month
Little Red Riding Hoe
r/yourjokebutworse
He literally replied to himself. That ain't a your joke but worse, he's just adding to his own joke
Oh, you're right! Go with your gut u/ryanotamouse ! Second one's too on the nose.
Eh I'm inclined to agree with you haha
Fantastic...!
😂😂
*AB Negative" because it's so rare.
This is definitely one of my favorites. It's a tie between this and "Heavy Flow"
Heavy Flow.
Kurt Cobain's microphone
Holy shit mate. Bravo 👏🏻
Oh fuck. That slaps.
Thanks, now I have to clean coffee off my wall
Better than chunks of Grey matter and shards of bone, lmao.
Thanks, now i have to clean imaginary coffee off of my imaginary wall
Courtney’s Love
Holy shit you didn't have to do that
70+ people disagree! Lol
Wall Painter
Did you know that the shotgun Cobain used belonged to Dylan Carson, the frontman from fellow Seattle-based doom band Earth. Not really relevant here, but just interesting 🤷
“Blood Sport”
Ooo I like it. Double meaning.
When I acquire the explosive shotgun I always name it “Ok, Boomer”
😂 beautiful.
look at that thing bleed! woo hoo!
Perforator Hose Maker Hose Swisser Drunk Dracula, because that thing is for those who can't aim but are very thirsty.
Thousand Cuts or Sanguine Siren come to mind if you want to be dramatic. If you want something goofy then maybe the blood declotter or the purgin’ surgeon. Tbh I found a two shot combat shotgun and just named it “The Throngler”.
The boomstick
The only acceptable name for a shotgun. That, or “She-Bitch Annihilator”, but Boomstick is definitely better.
Bleedie McShootinson
Ash Williams
"12-gauge razor"...'cause ya know, it's a shotgun and makes enemy bleed... Idk I'm bad at naming guns
Hemophiliac
Omfg you guys are killing me!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Blood Shot
Nosferat-boom
Strainer
I was gonna say “The Collander”
Holey Bloody Hell
Period
First period (sorry)
Final Period
The evolution is complete!
"Holy Buckshot"
This shotgun wounds people? How revolutionary! We shall call it the No Shit Sherlock (as should be the case for all weapons that specify they wound people)
Bloody Brilliant
Stuck Pig
American War Crime
Maybe Canadian War Crime, since that's their biggest export after maple syrup
World War 1 Germany claimed the use of shotguns by American soldiers was a war crime. The same Germany that was using poison gas at that time.
I think that was specifically the Winchester 1897 "Trench gun", not shotguns in general. But I get your point.
Orphan Maker
Jesus…
Paper cutter
Boom Boom
“WHATEVER THE F*** YOU WANT”
Keith
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Bleedy mcpheely
On the Rag
Call it Kurt
Shooty bastard gun gun
The Bloodletter
Aunt Flow
What's with a handmade shotgun using the normal DB model?
Blaston Martin
Susan
Bloodletter
Kurt Cobains microphone.
The fuckbringer
I don't have time to bleed Or Slayers choice
"Butcher Pete"
The Dentist - It's because you don't floss enough.
Pink mist
This in vanilla? How can I get?
Failed Surgery
Haw-haw! (Handmade Advanced Wounding, but also maniacal redneck murderer vibes)
Hemorrhage
If It Bleeds Shrapnel Fire Two Shot Wonder
Pregnancy Sounds right
the bleeder 💯
Abe Absolver
Bing, bang, boom
"Exanguination"
SHOOTSTICK
Handmade Haemorrhage
The Menstruator
"Sharp shooter" "Shrapnel Shot" "Sharp Shrapnel"
The message I'm getting here is that you want to work with the SS
Hemorrhager
The BOOM shakalaka
I’d go with “Whammy!” My wounding incendiary automatic laser rifle = “King Crimson”
Ellipses, it’s three periods at once.
BLOOOOOOD!!! ITS MY BLOOOOOOOOD
\*bang bang*
Tasty
Gusher
War crime stick
Shinzo Abe
I know it’s simple but bleeder
Big Ouchie
"Blood, Sweat, n' Tears" since it's "handmade" and it makes targets bleed?
Geneva's Bane
Jackson Cobain. In other news; now I need to find me a wounding double barrel. Already have a never ending one but Holy moly I did not know each pellet deals bleed.
Jiggly-Wiggly Boom-Boom Machine
The bombaclat
Hey Man, Nice Shot.
Artisanal Shotgun
The Bloody Baron
The Barber Pole
The mouth itcher
Bleeding spread
Bloody Mary
Blood stick
ATFs Bane
Doomguys Excalibur, Meathook, Ambush Enema, Wedding Crasher, The Terminator, Remote Maiming Device
Bleedin’ Boomstick
Deus
The bleeder
"Do Gods Bleed?" Or maybe "Bleeding Gods Dry"
The Needler
Leaky
Blunderbuss
THIS IS MY BLEEDSTICK
Bloody Mess Flechette Severance Package
Aunt Flow
Hold on, does each individual pellet do that bleed? Does it stack?
Becky Bleeder.
The doom slayer
Bleedin' 'ell
The Period Giver
The menstruater
Chigurh's Favorite.
Close Encounters. As in, ["I like to keep this handy, for close encounters."](https://youtube.com/shorts/0qcTZV6xNoI?si=9j836yjleHo2ZEIJ)
Menstrual Man-Handler
Just a few that came to mind: - Overkill - Blood Lust - Pepper Spray (Or if you like wordplay and wanna be a little grotesque, "Lepper Spray")
Buckshot bleeder.
Blooderbust
Ricky. From Boyz n da Hood.
"Call the doctaaa."
Boomstick
The Negotiator. It makes them quite brief and/or skewed in your favor.
The Ronco cuz you "set it and forget it".
Leaky Boom Stick
The devils hemorage
"Nail Grapeshot"
"Masterworks all"
Aunt Flo
Doom Guys First Pick Shredded Beef Maker Boomstick Don't Look Down Barrel
Blood Gutter. Seems like a weird name but kinda cool? XD
BOOMSTICK!
Bloodshot eyes. 2 eyes (barrels) it shoots shot and had extra bleeding damage
DOOM
I have this exact shotgun but it's automatic and holds 32 rounds
I found a handmade rifle the other day that uses ammo I have never seen before. Does this use ammo that's also impossible to find or just Shotgun Shells?
The wounderer
Rivers of slug
Universal Healthcare
Steve. Name him Steve.
Appalachian Leech
Spatter Pattern.
Mr blasty.
"Juice Loosener"
Satan's Paintbrush, because it paints the walls red.
“Hole puncher”
"Paper Cut"
The Red Wedding
The Realistic Shotgun
Nasferatu
The simpler and shorter the name the more powerful the weapon hence : Bob (spoken like Mr Bean)
Is this from a mod? I’ve never seen it
BOOMSTICK!