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ReformingPrawn2

Pie is lie. Pipe is life.


Beandip69000

Pipe is life.


TapeSplicer

Pipe is life.


Chivalry_Timbers

Pipe is life.


Heavensdevil99

Pipe is life


No-Atmosphere-4145

Piper is life.


Monkeydud64

Thats cake you silly rad goose!


CoraBittering

I got a pie last month and I turned on my mic to let everybody in earshot know because I was so excited. The silence was deafening. They were probably just jealous.


dougan25

I got one from a donation box the other day I went to a guy's base one time to check out his trade inventory and what I found there was a building marked with a bunch of arrows and stuff so I went in. I was in a room with a single door and a keypad. There was another switch and pulling it opened a secret door revealing a 4-digit code. What followed was a series of maze-like puzzles spanning his surface base and like 2-3 vault bases with various silly things to open keypad doors, all while teasing the word "pie" over and over. When I finally got to the end, it was just a room filled with like 10-15 trophy cases full of pie and one vendor. It was...something.


Curious-Whole5101

Thank you, you’ve given my life purpose again. I must dedicate my life to building one of those bases but even more complex and tedious


smackrock420

I left one at the donation box at the overseers house on xbox.


Mnkke

I managed to get my first one in the middle of a Daily Ops lmao made sure to let my friend know, who was pretty jealous


Feenux420

Eat it


BrutalWhim_

Eat it ...or display it for a while then decide is not as cool as a reward... Now if you could hang out of your backpack, that'd be cool. I put one in a drop box once.. I wish I could have seen that person's face.


WorkingishTitle

>Now if you could hang out of your backpack, that'd be cool. Yes! We need a perfectly preserved backpack flair that you get only from x amount of pies from the machines


sir_moleo

New player here. I got the pie on like my second day and promptly ate it not realizing how rare it is. Haven't seen another one in like 100 hours.


jignha

Did you know there’s a free pie on top of Wes-Tek? If it’s not there when look for it, someone probably took it. I’m not even trying to troll.


sir_moleo

Well now I don't feel so bad. That's the one I ate lol. Didn't realize til reading more comments that it's even possible to get them from the machines. I thought those were intentionally always going to fail.


jignha

There’s a whole equation for how the machines release the pie pieces, and iirc is one of the few mechanics in the game that the Luck special skill influences.


sir_moleo

Definitely gonna give it a try now that I know lol. I'm running almost max luck.


jignha

Should take ~10 at max luck.


Monkeydud64

K!


Thin-Sample-4183

Imagine all that time spent at the pie vendor..........when u coulda got it at wes tek and saved alot of ur time


Monkeydud64

Wait really? That's cool! I got it on my 4th or 5th try at the legendary shop! (Of course I guess I did just make a habit of stopping everything I see one so idk how many that would be. Now in new vagus when I was like 15 whatever did spend more then a few hours and then again as an adult in the same place lmfao)


ulyssesintothepast

Legendary shop? Also congrats on the pie lol I've only seen it in people's shop for like 30000 caps


Apprehensive_Glass81

I've recently sold a couple for 205 caps lol. I have a display case full of them, I got them all legitimately from the machines but it was surprisingly easy, took no more than probably 10 minutes each time, maybe 20 at the longest but my luck is at 8 or 9 so that definitely helped I'm sure lol. Since they're not so rare I figured I'd sell them cheap. Also I think the person you replied to meant the Rusty Pick when they said legendary shop 🤔


TheAdamist

Sell it for 40k in your vendor.


Xion_Stellar

For anyone reading this if you want your own perfectly preserved pie all you have to do is quite literally just stand there spamming the machine. Your initial chance to get the pie uses a formula that takes your Luck into account but each failed attempt will increase your odds of getting the Pie.


Regal241sc

Also if the claw goes straight down, youre not getting it. You will see the claw twitch before it drops when its going to actually pick it up.


Monkeydud64

Just a numbers game! Bound to happen eventually! Was still exciting when I did get it tho! :P


Aaylien

So throw on a full luck build and stand there for a few? Does this work at the rusty picks machine?


WutzWilly

Or… just fast travel to West Tek and instead of farming XP you check the roof for a daily perfectly preserved pie waiting to grab.


Cool_Lingonberry1828

That's FAKE PIE.


Gemman_Aster

I did not even know you *could* 'win' the Perfectly Preserved Pie until I had been playing for eighteen months! I though the automat machine was just decoration wrapped up in a tease.


rod2dodge

Me too ever since fallout 4 came out until this day!


jignha

Doesn’t even need to come from the machine. There’s a piece of pie on top of Wes-tek


BartholomewAlexander

fake pie


Speedycar100

Sell it to someone and I’m sure they’ll give every godroll they have 💯


StonerinDeepSpace

pretty sure you beat the game you can now rest friend


ceris4

The vendor at the Purveyor has dropped pie for me twice. Also, this is a pie in the roof of Westek.


J0NICS

Pie in this game is easier to obtain than in FO4 I think I have 30 in my inventory.


Keelback

Definitely. I have five but I do spam every machine that I see in Fallout 76. I did that in Fallout 4 and struggled to get two.


BartholomewAlexander

well I mean resources kind of need to be more plentiful so more people can have them


Sotales

I did the other day. Ate it by mistake.


jaguaraugaj

Cobbler, which is not a pie


drunkpunk138

Now you build a display in your camp and start displaying all the pies you've won over the years


Key-Contest-2879

I got the pie once. I didn’t realize it was an RNG deal, I just thought I found the ONE pie-o-matic that still worked! So I ate the pie! Went back to the same location to get more, and I learned how wrong I was. Then I started seeing pie for sale cheap in vendors - like under 1000c. So I started collecting pie! I may have a problem. 😂


jignha

There’s a free pie on top of wes-tek


Izanagi553

Fake pie D:<


TooLazyToLope

Rejoice in your 1 out of 135 attempts that yielded fruit. Well...pie. # H8rs will say 'just get it from the roof of west tek...it's the same" # No. Pie won is different than pie found. Just like Paul Newman said.


Monkeydud64

Yew gotta pie in me!


dewdropcat

If you want a second I'm selling one at my shop for 40k


Monkeydud64

Do you accept officially notarized NukaCola IOU's?


dewdropcat

I'll only accept caps and toilet paper. Shits running out round here.


Monkeydud64

Per square or per roll?


dewdropcat

Roll


beelzebubish

Start as a pie, die by the pie


KongoAlphaBud

There is always a perfectly preserved pie on top of West tek just sitting there for the taking once you take it there is a respawn timer but you can grab one every couple of days


KazakCayenne

Congrats! Now keep it on your person at all times to look at but never touch, until you accidentally misclick and eat it and start the cycle over.


DopeyLo420

Find more….build max display shelves. Max out pies in those displays to show all the Reclamation Babies that these pies are not even remotely close to rare or valued at what they’re tryna sell them for 🤣


DopeyLo420

There’s a static spawn for one on the top of WesTek that is on a world timer. You can hop to private to public as much as you want and find one. At this point most people don’t even bother looking for it so it’s usually always there when I hop into a world.


kahek5656

There is a >!pie that spawns on top of the west Tek research building!< but >!it takes the feeling of accomplishment when getting the pie from the machine!<.


Vanathru

I did to a couple of days ago, but it didn't show in the box for me to rake it


xurism

i throw my pies/cakes in a display to flex on the low luck players.


vashts19852

put it in your vendor for 40k to humblebrag like everyone else.


4011Hammock

Between 76 and 4 , 2k hours and countless attempts, I have 0 pies.


GroolzerMan

What is pie?


bytethesquirrel

If it's from the WestTek roof, that's guaranteed to give you the pie.


Guts2021

I found a Pie in the Overseers house, is it something special? I think it was a pumpkin pie?


Monkeydud64

Thats just yummy! But what I am referring to is [The Perfectly Perserved Pie!](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Perfectly_preserved_pie_(Fallout_4)) You have probably seen it around the wasteland in those half broken vending machines!


Legomaster06849

What is this pie you speak of?


Tomekune

I was exactly this excited 1st time I got it as well.


Capnmcquacken

I never tried for the pie in any FO game. I know It can be done so I started trying recently. I have a friend who doesnt believe you can even attain one. My advice, sell that mug for 40k


KiraTsukasa

Put it in your vendor for 31415 caps.


boopitq

YAY!!!!


flannalaviators

display it, get more pie, display that pie


GoTheF--kToSleep

I just started playing again on a new account after 3 years and on my first attempt I got the pie


rod2dodge

Private server .. fresh pie 🥧


BlackHoleOfHumans

If you mean the "perfect pie" i got 13 of them. I ussually get one every 13th try.


Cringingthrowaway1

Honestly I just go to the West Tek spawn. gotten 4 like that in the last week.


GrayyBiird

I remember my excitement when I got my first one. Much to the jealousy of the people on my team lol


Wolfgangsta702

Didn’t get one for ages then 2 right away. Could just get the one on the roof


[deleted]

Lucky!! I still haven’t found one.


Snoo_88763

Display it in your CAMP?


CookieMiester

LETS GOOOOOOOO


botsb4thotz

I’m currently doing all available pie locations, need em all in my display cases


idonthaveaname156

You can get it? It just did the same animation so i thought it was scripted to fail


DebiMoonfae

As a new player , I am confused. I have gotten perfect looking pies from ovens, kitchen counters, the fair grounds… what is special about this pie?


Apprehensive_Glass81

It's called the 'Perfectly Preserved Pie,' that's the name of the item. It's in the yellow and red Port-A-Diner machines which are placed across the wasteland at different locations. When you press the button to activate the Port-A-Diner, the claw inside usually fails to grab the pie and you get nothing, like a claw machine game. But if you keep trying eventually you'll get it, especially with high luck.


DebiMoonfae

Oooh!! Thanks! I thought that desert was forever unobtainable since it always fails to serve .


Apprehensive_Glass81

Lol no problem 😉


DebiMoonfae

I got one!! Tried to take a screenshot of it in the claw but new computer , don’t think it worked oh well. Yay me!


Apprehensive_Glass81

Nice lol it feels good when you finally get it


DebiMoonfae

I accidentally ate it :(


Apprehensive_Glass81

Aw haha. No worries, just try again. If you want to get one faster, use some day tripper or x-cell to bring your luck up, stay at the same machine cause every time you activate it your likelihood of receiving the pie goes up. And once you get it transfer it directly to your stash for safe keeping. Orrrrr... you can cheat and check out the top of the West Tek Research Center building. As others have mentioned, a pie spawns on the roof there once a day lol.


DebiMoonfae

Thanks !


kayasoul

I got it on my second try and I was so mad I never got it in F4 ... am not even sure if it has rotten away by now


SoG2009

I’ve had one for sale in my Xbox shop for 10,000 caps and no takers. I figured with it being much lower than the ones I’ve seen at 30 and 40,000 caps that it would possibly sell, but no luck.


TheoreticalFunk

Eat it before it spoils.


GoarSpewerofSecrets

Gonna list a few for 1776 and 2776. See if they sell.


pandershrek

Is this like a pumpkin pie? I found it and put it in my stash at level 4 and it has just been sitting there for 50 levels After reading it is the perfectly preserved pie from the pie o matic machine that is often broken


Zero7206

Do people really care about them? I have 2 dozen just hitting the button while I’m on the phone or afk eating or something in the Rusty Pick and grabbing the world spawn one at West Tek. It doesn’t take long 3-10 minutes maybe? Scales with luck and attempts.


AnotherDay96

I got two in 3 days, I'm swimming in it over here. 3 in less than a month. I feel I'm ahead of the curve, but what curve?


NeverLookBothWays

Congrats, you won FO76! (rolls credits)


CremeChance9188

There's a good pumpkin pie......mmmm pie


Baumgarten1980

eat it


Quasit1964

On spawns on the spawns West Tech roof.


No_Doubt_About_That

Get another pie.


PPPolarPOP

Boof it.


Longjumping_Spot7410

I got my first one in far harbor in fo4 - I had just cleared out a location and I saw it sitting in the corner. Gave it a shot and won it big. I couldn't help but beam as I collected it, nice little slice of the old world now in my hands. For you though? I'd head to Atlantic City and pray your rng hasn't been used up for the year


ResponsibleDay

It's fun when that happens!