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sardeliac

Yao Guai eat a lot of honey. Maybe the mutation makes their meat sugary. Wouldn't be the weirdest thing in the game by a long shot.


ztrppy

There’s a pig from,iirc, Spain that has a different tasting meat because it only eats truffles so I’d say this is pretty plausible


Sanitary_Eel

Iberico pork, and it is delicious...


CocoNot-Chanel

Iberico, and it's actually acorns. Truffle pigs are a different thing, more like porcine drug sniffing dogs.


brian11e3

Yao Guai are diabetic, which explains a lot, actually. Their meat would be slightly sweeter.


1quarterportion

Counterpoint...sugar and pastry dough don't allow you to carry 30 extra pounds. I guess in a way they do, as when you gain 30 extra pounds you have to carry it.


B0SS_Zombie

Just use enough Sugar to kill a Moose and you'll be able to lift as much as you could ever need. Not for long, but it would work!


ZachyChan013

I believe you are thinking of another powdered white substance my friend


B0SS_Zombie

You ever see someone ricochet off of walls from a Sugar rush? Both work!


prfttk

Now make some lemonade.


Zaev

(Artificially flavored)


LilPupperSara

I made a cranberry cobbler WHICH IS NOT A PIE yesterday for the daily. It only needs a cranberry and (wood) to cook. Pastry just magically appears.


Branded_Mango

The pastry is the wood which we chomp down on, splinters and all, due to having long gone insane.


live-the-future

In some parts of the world sawdust was briefly actually used as filler material in making bread during WW2 due to a shortage of flour. The bread supposedly tasted as you would expect something with sawdust in it to taste.


Branded_Mango

Normal people: "Wtf why are you people eating sawdust when razorgrain is right there to make flour-based bread bases out of?!" 76ers: "The pain strengthens me!"


TylerjEwart

Lol I'd prefer wood razorgrain flour has concrete in it


L_Cranston_Shadow

Is there dog in Nuka dogs?


B0SS_Zombie

Huh. No, it's Brahmin Meat. Talk about a Double Standard! They made the Hot Dogs realistic but not the Bear Claws! For shame!


L_Cranston_Shadow

Mole rat would probably be more realistic. After all, I doubt many people care about keeping kosher in the wasteland.


B0SS_Zombie

Wouldn't it be funny if, in a bizarre Twist, post apocalyptic Hot Dogs are better tasting and better for you than before the bombs!


A_Surly_Sniper

I hear licorice tastes better after the bombs


Ladydevann

. . . wait for real?? I've been baking bear claws WRONG this whole time?? Now I feel silly for fighting so many bears over the years. . .


_Hoofd_

wow, next thing you're telling me is that iguana bits isn't actually iguana!


Rude-Amphibian6848

Don't go in Doc Morbid's basement.


SparkyCorp

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Cranberry Cobbler the recipe? I thought not. It's not a story the Todd would tell you. It's another pastry-free larder.


King_of_Aardvarks

If it were one of the earlier Fallout games, further ahead in the timeline, I could see some confusion about the recipe.


fenriq

I like me a meaty pastry tho. Goes well with my meat shake.


Mustikos

Ron Swanson approved.


MysteriousPudding175

Dude, we use CONCRETE to make razorgrain flour. What part of "apocalypse" are you not understanding? 😁😁😁


B0SS_Zombie

You know, I just assumed we were using blocks of concrete to pulverize the razorgrain like Cavemen.


MysteriousPudding175

Oh my god. Having I been reading the recipe wrong all this time? Because that makes actual sense. I always just assumed they were cutting it like they did with cocaine and baking soda in the 90s.


lumberjackalopes

All these new foods are great but honest question is, is there plans to make them ourselves yet?


B0SS_Zombie

You can get them from The Tunnel of Love Event!


lumberjackalopes

Really? I know I’ve seen a master list around but forgot where it is. Good to know honestly! I’m almost done with the Nuka-Cade plans so far and checked each NPC vendor for any as well.


Launchpad1

List here: https://www.theduchessflame.com/post/nuka-world-on-tour-overview-npcs-and-vendors


lumberjackalopes

THABK YOU! That’s the list I was referenced to the other day and that guide is so well done. It helped me prepare for my first run this morning and we had a water gun fight as well like others.


Launchpad1

YW I printed off the plan list, it's too much to remember


Broly_

That's the best part


ekauq2000

Guess someone’s never had a bacon covered doughnut. /s


coachmoon

well at least they figured out a cobbler isn't a friggn pie so hey... there's hope.


aslumtam

Makes me think, there are stuffed bears that are common throughout FO games, so people know what bears were, and they don't seem that different from Yao Guai. I think those stuffed bears would be turned into furry outfits Iguanas used to exist in the og FO lore. I think Iguana on a stick is still available. That's a classic from FO1


Delacoiux

You do in this universe apparently


live-the-future

Well to be fair in ~~some~~ many parts of the world pastries aren't dessert foods, they can be savory. And that means including meat.


NerdyHerdy

Cocaine Bear meat, for that extra powder sprinkle effect?


SeriWolk

And actual bear claws in pastry is ok? :)


EpsteinFalloutVault

Love me bear meat pies, love me pints, love me wasteland, simple as.


baleensavage

You might not want to look at the Gulper Stuffed Foot ingredients if you feel this way about the Bear Claw lol. I saw that recipe and nearly gagged.


JohnBrine

Bear meat is super sweet.


brian11e3

You think it is bear meat?!?!? *Starts humming "Mrs. Lovett's meat pies".....*


TrevMoon

It's literally in the name... smh