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Docphilsman

Man took off the Mercedes jumpsuit and decided he never wanted to wear clothes again


reck1265

He did say the black suits were too hot. lol


Beginning-Animator76

Black suits were too hot, so he decided that no suits was even hotter


Dave4048

His tan lines beg to differ


wigam

Three Aussie drivers this season might be a record?


PlebBot69

He's certainly done a 180 from Finland to Australia


matternilla

Australia is just Finland except not cold and with a higher government corruption


szuprio

Well he needs to keep it up, there's some tan lines that need fixing ;)


NewLeaseOnLine

Looks like he's been wearing a wettie. Also it's Adelaide, that southern water's probably cold af.


Dechri_

Finland can't do much for the heat, but we are trying oue best to ramp up the corruption


matternilla

Älä jooko, tämä maa on liian hyvä heittää kaikki juttu pois yhden vitsin takia.


Aquanlqua

Google translate?


matternilla

No please, this country is too good to ruin just for one joke.


Aquanlqua

Yes I know since I'm Finnish, it just felt weird that you would use Translate for a ''joke'' like that. :D


matternilla

Ei, minä olen suomalainen, asun Kymenlaakson alueella. En tarvinnut kääntää mitään.


Aquanlqua

No miks puhut kuin kaikki olis translatella käännetty? :D


Aquanlqua

bruh are you legit pretending to be Finnish on Reddit? I went through your profile.. A Russian who ''escaped'' to Finland with ''3rd degree Finnish''? And you couldn't even say the proper way of language proficiency, you don't say what grade it is like in school :D You have a 3rd degree in Google Translate allright. And if you really came here from Russia 3 years ago please fucking go where you belong, and it's inside Russian side of border if any of this is actually even true. At best you have a serious mental illness or at worst you are a warmongering Russian who came here for an upgrade in life by leeching off others. I really hope it's the mental illness.


Aquanlqua

Where's that flag pic ryssä? Every single fucking Russian that's here in my books is a supporter of Putin, because if you truly resisted him you would be in prison somewhere in Siberia or at Ukraine fighting on their side. Also how in the fuck are you speaking such bad Finnish after spending your entire fucking life here?? You said that you were born here. Take a pic of your passport. I still believe that you got some serious mental illness going on.


Aquanlqua

I wonder how many kids and toddlers died today in Ukraine, meanwhile you are on the Internet posing as a Finnish person. I don't know which one is more sad. Don't be surprised why Ryssäs are not liked here at fucking all.


TritiumNZlol

Finlandn't


Dutchmanoly

The cold just keeps the Finnish toned-down, once they warm up they aren't that different from the Australians. Just look at the crazy thing they do after a sauna.


grandtheftzeppelin

insert picture of Kimi ski-jumping inside a cabin


afvcommander

Not bad point at all.


afvcommander

30 000 people in Australia have Finnish heritage. Quite many people moved there in early 1900's.


Odd_Analysis6454

It’s so they can chant Aussie Aussie Aussie


CTMalum

I love that he has just fully leaned into being the most Aussie he can possibly be.


xNickel

Just need Alpine to promote Jack Doohan to make it 4!!


hbomb2057

Dude has grown a mullet. Is riding around Adelaide in budgie smugglers smashing stubbies of VB. Sorry Finland he’s ours now.


prancing_moose

Bottas really is the most chill dude on the grid. He doesn’t give two fucks and just enjoys being himself. Just awesome!


Rivendel93

I wonder if he was always like this, or if his girlfriend Tiffany is who broke him out of his Finnish frozen shell. Seems like an entirely different guy. Either way, good for him, was always a fan of him, seemed like a great guy and handled his time at Mercedes very well, even if he may have struggled with it internally.


fearofpandas

I think the change came with leaving Mercedes behind! Always struggling to get another contract and being in the shadow of an all time great must be tough! Additionally I doubt merc would allow such coolness even during the off season


Rivendel93

I feel like Lewis does whatever he wants, so I would have thought Bottas would have done the same. Probably a combination of both, less job stress and a new partner.


Omophorus

Hamilton and Verstappen are the only two guys on the grid whom teams want as badly or worse than they want teams. Or, put another way, they have dramatically more leverage in their contracts than any other drivers (even the likes of Alonso... he's incredible still but he's burned enough bridges that he can't wag the dog as hard as the other multi-WDCs). Bottas was on a whole series of one-year contracts, which had to be abysmal for his mental health. With Mercedes so dominant, they didn't want the seat next to Hamilton locked up or expensive to make available. So long as Bottas was good enough (and Russell wasn't deemed ready), they kept extending him, but he never had security and had an entirely different experience as a Mercedes driver than Hamilton. It sucks massively for Bottas, but it's unfortunately perfectly rational on Mercedes' end. He was an emergency replacement for Rosberg, and never part of their long term plan. They were happy with his performance and what he did for the team, but it was very obvious he couldn't come close to Hamilton over a full season, and that's what they wanted in the second car. He absolutely had to be on his best behavior to ensure he didn't get managed out.


Rivendel93

Yeah, I guess it just surprises me because he did his job well at Mercedes, and he and Lewis seem to be good mates, and I always felt like Toto really liked Bottas on a personal level. You kind of see this in DTS, where he's trying to decide whether to pick up George or keep Bottas, and he definitely struggled to make that decision, because he felt Bottas was the perfect fit for the team. But I imagine it was only a matter of time until Toto had to look towards the future, as he has to find a Hamilton replacement at some point and he was probably very worried that he was going to miss out on all the younger talent. So I imagine a majority of this unhealthy mentality was unfortunately just Valterri putting a lot of stress on himself, along with the pressure of driving alongside an unstoppable force as a teammate and the uncertainty of one year contracts.


Omophorus

He and Lewis got along better than any other teammate Hamilton has had. They were honest and straightforward with each other, and neither made any attempt to start drama with the other to improve their relative position and competitiveness. Toto was his manager from his junior days until he joined Mercedes. So Toto likes him a lot as a person. Toto is also an executive, and is expected by the other shareholders to put the best interests of the team first regardless of his feelings. The writing was on the wall that George was a more compelling long-term option, and so long as Hamilton performs and wants to continue racing, he essentially has the safest seat on the grid besides Verstappen's. They weren't going to manage out Hamilton for Russell, and that left Bottas without a seat even if he likely was the better short-term option for Mercedes.


fearofpandas

I guess you get a bit more slack after a couple of WDC


biometricrally

The first time I saw him in his pants was in a Mercedes tik tok where he's just shaking his little briefs. His arse is famous since dts when he was a Mercedes driver. I felt the two drivers who seemed the most undone during covid restrictions were Bottas and Ricciardo.


bwoah07_gp2

For Valtteri, even if Sauber's results on track have been mostly poor, being out of the limelight must be so refreshing and in some ways rewarding for him. And that is good. We saw that with Kimi, and now Valtteri, that they arrived at the team at the right time in their careers.


musicartandcpus

A bit late to the party but his change had less to do with being at Mercedes and more to do with his improvement in mental health (also rules around driver weight). His struggles went back his Williams days. He would double up on training on his own time (trying to match his trainings he would do with his trainer in secret) and be obsessed about his diet and weight. He was also impacted by Jules (they were teammates in F3) death a lot.


fearofpandas

Good points indeed! Mental health is key


QouthTheCorvus

I feel like it's a combination of things. I think she's definitely been really good for him. They seem like a perfect match. Then you have the fact he left Mercedes and their very... Corporate atmosphere. I think it's also self-fulfilling in that people respond to it positively, which encourages him to keep going. I think showing his body a lot is an empowerment thing, given he used to have body image issues.


Tjo-Piri-Sko-Dojja

As an Ålander which at times are similar to finns (we are autonomous), I'd say most of us are this way from the beginning but the problem is being too shy to show it unless drunk haha. I know I'd be doing the same thing as Bottas here if I was in his shoes.


I_want_more_scotch

I'm an Aussie who has been drinking with Finns in various places around the world. I can't speak for all of them but all the ones I've met have been awesome and really just like this already. I blame Mercedes if he didn't show his character before.


Rivendel93

It's just odd because Lewis obviously seems to do what he wants outside of work, so it's strange that Bottas didn't feel he could do his own thing outside of work while there. Maybe it was just the mental stress not making him want to dive into these things back then, plus he did get a divorce and met Tiffany around the same time.


Nin-Chin

He is also older and perhaps more comfortable on his own skin now than was a few years ago. Lewis at the start of his Merc didn’t appear to be the same person as he was 5 years later.


I_want_more_scotch

Yeah I think that's what I meant, not blaming Mercedes specifically, just the mindset and pressure stacking up against Lewis there. Pure speculation though, I'm no pro driver!


CMYGQZ

Does sound awfully like another Finnish driver 😏 although he usually doesn’t give two fucks even in a race.


Either_Marsupial_123

Okay the first photo, I was like, "Valtteri's entered the "I just don't give a shit what people think about me" phase of his life and I'm here for it, 100%. I love his new confidence. And then... the neon green dude in the second photo said, "hold my ~~drawers~~ ~~beer~~ gin." edit: The tan lines in the third photo... that's interesting. What even makes that shape? o\_0


PlebBot69

The tan lines are definitely questionable after seeing that neon green guy. But I believe they are from cycling bibs and a chest strap fitness monitor. I think the cycling tops they wear don't protect from the sun at all, so whatever is underneath can form the tan lines. (I think my earlier reply got auto-mod deleted for using a link shorten. But just blame Google Images for shortening their links when you share a photo.)


Either_Marsupial_123

That all makes sense. I'd completely blanked out on the heart rate monitor (I am so stupidly used to iWatches or the like tracking that kind of thing, I keep forgetting the chest bands exist).


PlebBot69

Somehow I knew it was a heart rate monitor (maybe because I've seen soccer players wear them) but the cycling bibs I had to look up to see what they looked like to see if it matched.


Aethien

The sportsbra looking things you see football players (and rugby players and lots of other team sports players) wear are more than a heartrate monitor, they also track gps data to track performance and gather data.


I_did_theMath

They do protect a bit (or at least some do), but still, riding for hours can easily leave a tan line. There's some very light mesh ones that don't protect at all, but you don't need to wear those to still get this tan line.


bekwiat

Cycling bib and heart rate monitor i’d guess


Less_Party

Yeah that's a cycling bib either worn with nothing over it or one of those super thin maximum cooling jerseys that's basically just mesh.


Either_Marsupial_123

Oooh heart rate monitor - totally forgot about that. Good point.


LifeIsGoodGoBowling

The neon green dude has some definitive [light the beacons](https://thepigeongazette.tumblr.com/post/124161983539/rohan-answered-and-then-we-played-a-sick-round-of) tan going on, and I wish I just had 10% of his self-confidence, I'd rule the world by the end of the week! Cheers to him.


QouthTheCorvus

Lol tbh I think he's trying for "fake it until you make it" as he looks nervous. But good on him. Also man, as someone pale, that Comic hits close to home. I'm so pale that everyone jokes about it.


Either_Marsupial_123

Same; I’m translucent.


Either_Marsupial_123

Right?!


Alemoki222

Tan lines are from his cycling bibs. He’s been doing 50-100km nearly daily around Adelaide for the last 3-4 weeks with Tiffany. Can check it all out on Strava


DamnItJon

Bottas should compete in the next F1 race on his bike


FreshStaticSnow_

Would still be faster than the car last year


Chiaki_Ronpa

His race suit should be modeled after his body in a speedo. Kind of like his one-off mullet helmet last season.


Less_Party

Oh god, body horror. Human steak F1 team.


neurogeneticist

I am down so bad for this man and I’m only a little ashamed about it.


PlebBot69

I'm assuming you have the Valtteri BotASS calendar on your wall too?


neurogeneticist

I did not buy it after someone I know made a comment insinuating that I would be receiving one as a gift, but unfortunately I did not actually receive it as a gift haha. No Botass for me


PlebBot69

Damn that's rude lol. It's not exactly a traditional calendar, it's just a flip book of photos with teeny tiny numbers on the bottom of each picture for days of the month. So you could print some photos out from it yourself I bet.


hourglasss

Mine just came and I was a bit disappointed. A German friend told me that's how they usually are over there though so I guess I should have looked at what I was ordering. Still made it on the wall.


ccr126

Its always sold out. I tried the Instagram giveaways, but those are always a long shot, no luck :(


motasticosaurus

Bogan Bottas


PlebBot69

More photos at the [Instagram post](https://www.instagram.com/p/C2OdJ-BrWoK/?igsh=Zmhhb3Foemw3ZGZt)


tulloch100

He's becoming more Aussie than Danny Ric these days


Drewbox

Teenie Weenie Valteri Bikini


borgi27

nsfw tag is a little excessive


PlebBot69

Yeah, I figured I'd play it safe tho


teremaster

Bottas is the most Australian driver on a grid with two actual Australians


SwaggamanNMGN

Somehow he has a dad body but also is extremely ripped at the same time. Absolute role model to me


FartingBob

Its weird seeing him wear so much clothing.


FlatSixLab

The difference in muscular size between his brake pedal leg and his accelerator leg is crazy. I'm used to seeing muscular asymmetry in tennis players arms but this is a new one. Lots of weight on that brake pedal!


crypto_options

Wish sauber made a good car, would love to see him at front again 


st945

His left leg looks stronger than the right one. Maybe because it's the one he leans on when braking?


emg224

This is getting out of hand.


OptimalDot178

I wonder if I'll ever see a post about Valtteri that's actually related to racing, and not to bicycles or naked butts


PlebBot69

Once his F1 car is faster than a bicycle, you will


thegodfaubel

Valtteri Pennas


Purednuht

I ASSpire to have this sort of confidence and fun in my life one day.


Booyakasha_

This dude hahahaha, amazing.


FatPuppy1996

He constantly challenges my sexuality


rolfski

If you were allowed to drive an F1 car naked then he would do it.


a23n

Valterri related posts are NSFW these days 🙂


turbo_reddit

Valtteri Bottas is definitely chill and has gained his own personality after the Mercedes days. I will never forget standing outside my hotel in Montreal waiting for my Uber to pick us up to take us to the Gilles Villeneuve circuit and making eye contact with Valtteri riding his bike all the way to the circuit hours before the race. I was in disbelief and regret not saying anything to him 😂


zigguy77

Bottas is just that one male anime caracther that somehow always gets naked


WhispersOfOxenfurt

Let's go Valtteri!! I'm all here for it


FallenBelfry

I want this man in ways which are wholly unfit for print.


Cheshire_Pete

His seat is under threat, hope he is focusing in the right areas.


The_Bored_General

As someone currently chilling, literally. These photos both make me extremely hot and cold at the same time.


Agitated_Clerk_8016

I love Valtteri 🤘🏻


weownthesky69

Wasn’t a warm day in Adelaide today for a swim!


[deleted]

Hard earned thirst


dramatic-pancake

Loving those tan lines!


mantra3105

Man him and Tony Abbott would make a killer budgee smuggler ad 🥴


AllHailTheNod

At this point he might as well rename to Walter Buttass and take on australian citizenship.


MysticSkies

The underwear on the guy rightside of Valtteri is holding on to its dear life. He might need a bigger one.


born_Racer11

Dude really loves biking, doesn't he?


Yu_Neo_MTF

He should have worn absolutely nothing like he always does.


ayakaza

I like how he is the extreme opposite of Lewis.


schumijw

Is that Justin Hawkins on Bottas's right?


bene14082004

quad COCK


SeizureMode

Valtteri wants to be naked so badly


Bud3131123

The man is going to retire to a nudist colony someday. He’s a treasure and must be protected at all costs.


angrybear547

Stupid sexy bottas LOL


Giftiger

Third photo is the only image canyon bikes will be using in future advertisment.


Wardog_Razgriz30

At this rate, he’s going to race with only his helmet and HANS device on.


Pimpwerx

I love that Bottas' "thing" is being naked or half-naked in the outdoors. Good for him. He's built a fan following.


BDRParty

I swear this man would race the car in his underwear if the rules allowed. Keep living like a King Valtteri! :D


CaffeineAndGrain

Lookin’ like my grandpa in pic 4


Myuser0909

Looks like he’s finally over his last toxic relationship and now started having fun


f1manoz

Just give him an Australian passport. The man is a bogan at heart.


Masculinum

Verstappen in a borat swimsuit in pic 2