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eenkeertweeisvier

Alpine with the 10th row lockout, impressive


bulletsssz

They heard rumours about a reverse grid and ran with it


Xel3ncy

Bet Otmar is smiling now


No-Student-9678

Otmar, Oscar, Fernando, hell even Zhou are all laughing their asses off.


Last-Performance-435

Zhou is quietly one of the luckiest fuckers in the sport. He'll probably coast till they change to Audi then move to Haas or whatever itteration that team is and have a decent career as a very acceptable backmarker/midfielder.


PAcMAcDO99

This car is more or less his doing


water_tastes_great

The 2024 car is a complete redesign after finding that their performance improvements plateaued in 2023. Depending on the timeline, he may have had very little to do with this design.


redd5ive

Regardless I am not sure he had a huge technical influence at Alpine.


Treewithatea

I didnt realize team principles design cars! Tell me how exactly that works?


kenzoismyname

Alpine washed, deserved for not having a pink car


phil2803

Alpine đź’€


MegaMugabe21

Them both staying in exactly the same positions after their second run was hilarious. They're in all sorts of trouble, proper shitbox


galenlau

Consistency is key


Yuri5019

Slower than a Haas đź’€


D3st888

That alpine is a tractor LOL


Amazing_McBoss

Alpain….


BelowTheSun1993

What the hell happened to Sargeant? He was within a tenth of Albon then just didn't do another lap?


Ouhei

Probably made a mistake and knew it wasn't going to improve.


reboot-your-computer

He made a mistake on his last flying lap. He had good pace initially but botched the lap I believe at T10 and aborted.


HelloSlowly

Don’t worry. That 100 race plan should kick in anytime now.


Skulldetta

100 race plan to P9 in the Constructor's?


AnotherDawidIzydor

P10, somehow they look slower than even Haas


Last-Performance-435

>P10, somehow they ~~look~~ ***are*** slower than even Haas


Joel7eon

Last year at the start Haas also looked good but then the other teams had the audacity to upgrade their cars.


albertsugar

Alpines are "only" 1 second off but this year that means dead last.


mobby123

If Alpine try and pin ANY of this season's performance on their drivers, I'll be livid. What a shitbox.


F1fan231986

They are stupid but not that stupid


reboot-your-computer

They will definitely blame someone and fire them. Seems like a seasonal issue with them no matter what.


TH_Sharpshooter

ALPINE LMFAO đź’€


RyukaBuddy

I was so happy for Gasly that he finaly got a works team in 2023. How stupid can I be


unknownmagican

Sargeant’s most used sentence “uhm, I don’t know what happened”. The guy never knows what’s happening.


Last-Performance-435

He had a snap by the sounds of it. A gust off the gulf, commentary were talking about a wind and you can see it on the crowd's clothing too. If so, may have been wind sensitivity? First race back, give him a second. If he's still shit in 5, boot him for Drugovich or Vesti.


Stylised1

what happened to Sargeant


reboot-your-computer

Botched his second flying lap at around T10 and aborted.


Stylised1

cheers cheers


aiden3buckets

Ran out of talent


3359N

Sargeant shouldn't have an F1 seat I'm sorry. Albon just wiping the floor with him every single time


BadControllerUser

Honestly his ability & raw pace matters now more than ever with such small margins from the top to the bottom of the grid


PaschalisG16

His lack of, you mean.


JakubT117

His race pace was decent last year


PaschalisG16

Decent compared to Albon, and just decent, not impressive, not better. And when you compare it to the rest of the grid...


[deleted]

What ability?


Senuttna

True, it was already obvious last year, he is not even close to being on F1 level, I don't understand how Willians decided to keep him, a waste of a F1 spot...


AnotherDawidIzydor

Williams want to have their own academy driver and they don't really have anyone else that would be a guaranteed better driver


Last-Performance-435

Drugovich, Vesti, Zhou (if they wanted him) a deal with RB for Lawson is surely on the table...


AnotherDawidIzydor

Which of these is a Williams Academy driver?


Last-Performance-435

It literally doesn't matter if the academy driver is dogshit.


AnotherDawidIzydor

Williams literally said they want to have their academy driver in their team and there's noone better in their academy rn who could replace Sargent


Last-Performance-435

What you don't seem to be able to get past is that *if sarge is shit again this year, they WILL replace him and the academy issue will cease to be an obstacle.*


TheFakeShocker

Eh I strongly disagree with you lol


White_Flies

Factory team btw


-cutigers

Yikes Alpine


Zloggt

No Pink, Get Punk'd...


Ricciardo3f1

Alshit


Visionary_Socialist

Those Alpine upgrades better be miraculous because that car is absolutely awful.


F1fan231986

I hope Gasly and Ocon have a good psychologist, even worse for Gasly who had no idea he was leaving AT for an even worse car.


x_Turtle1980_x

Poor Ocon and Gasly deserve so much better


MonkeyAssFucker

To think that Gasly moved to Alpine to get a better car lol


PAcMAcDO99

Alpine is so screwed man


JefinLuke

Alpine on Crisis


SammyKiller

Wonder if alpine is focusing development on 2025?


Acrobatic-Display420

That doesn't make sense it's the same regulations, if they have a shitbox this year and improve by 1.5 seconds by next year it'll likely still be a shitbox


Idontknowhowigethere

Alpine thinks there is a reverse grid on saturday


NicholasAakre

Maybe the car is faster in reverse?


Cekeste

Stake KICKED OUT


TheLifeofSonny

Albon fighting for his life by himself in the midfield again


Last-Performance-435

successfully, to some degree


FMJoey325

I was never convinced Sargeant deserved another year at Williams and he’s not delivered right off the bat this year. The “I don’t know what happened” isn’t a good sign either. He needs to be learning from his mistakes.


siuzioffical

Alpine Disasterclass


NuclearCandle

Alpine, are expectations for you were low but H O L Y F U C K


OverpricedGPU

Ahahahahahahalpine


witsel85

Alpine should just save tyres going forward and sit qualifying out


RobertGracie

Oh deary me whats gong on with Alpine or shall we call them AlPAIN?


Palmul

Painful season ahead


[deleted]

Sarge in Charge


Last-Performance-435

The Frogs are boiled.


DropTablePosts

So we all saying Alpine should sell to Andretti now?


Deislermilan

"Sargent deserves the seat" Yeah ok...


osiris970

Don't let Alpin distract you from the fact that somehow Logan is still in f1


JBM94

Putain!


VeryCool99

Alpine might wanna reset their target to 100 races again


crazydoc253

That Audi team is never progressing with Bottas and Zhou. They have the worst line up on the grid at the moment


stumblebreak_beta

[Alpine](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Pe9OTqmaCjoAAAAC/deandrejordan-dunkface.gif)


rupelfc

Yikes alpine


BansheeRamen

Albon continues his qualifying stats


GrindrorBust

Time for Key to leave Mclaren- I mean, oh...


blueskyedclouds

Literal tractor


Bombilakus

Stroll had a good lap!


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

Alpine... a long season ahead for them.


Akira_Nishiki

I bet we're going to get Alpine exit rumours mid season, because holy shite, talk about bad.