Yes, was gonna say, this video is actually incredibly accurate for how it looks: the result of some haphazard incident with no creativity or distinguishable design philosophy.
Christian is the CEO of Red Bull F1 Team and reports to Red Bulls parent leadership. Helmut is not in the Red Bull F1 Team structure and is an advisor.
I dont think this video is a depiction of actual events. The joke was about how Helmut is famously involved in ditching drivers mid season. but thats for the clafication on the corperate structure of RB.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDyQz0rzg0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDyQz0rzg0)
here it is in full and high quality and with audio. Fuck the reddit media player.
Livery is the word to describe the paintwork of the car. In this instance the new red bull ‘red’ livery is pretty poor. And thus has been rated by the user as a 4/10.
He would NEVER as a McL superfan. But I was thinking that it was such a Mr Bean premise. But it’s probably older than that. Ruining a painting with paint trope or summat
It's always funny to me how teams make huge deals out of subtle livery changes. Meanwhile VCARB showed up to Vegas with the most amazing livery and barely mentioned it.
Every time I see Christian Horny I just feel a bit sick.
It's 10pm, he's the only person in the bar and the staff want an early night. But he orders a pitcher of lime cordial and three bags of pickled onion crisps and starts talking to them about the different lengths and gauges of shoelaces.
He's so toxic.
Cowards, full red livery would have been much better.
Ferrari would have refused to take part until the livery was changed.
I don't think Red Bull would see a problem with that.
🤔🤔 they could pull a Ferrari at Miami this year, just put the dark blue patches of colour on better spots.
Ferrari: Cough, veto power, cough!
Everyone is saying Ferrari wouldn't have let that happen, but lets not pretend that most if not all special RB liveries this regulation has been shit.
Wouldnt say shit, just not really changed all that much.
That's for monza
Ferrari wouldn't let that happen
What, pray tell, would they do about it? I'm sure their fit-throwing is legendary but why would Red Bull have to bow?
I like that the paint is called "stallion red". I assume that's the dig at Ferrari.
I would much prefer it to be an incentive for Ferrari to get their shit together and start competing with RBR.
Dude, red and yellow with some small black accents would have been so sexy. The red color they show in the teasers looked incredible!
So you wanted Red Full instead of Red Bull?
Naa that's reserved for Monza.
To be fair, it does look like a security guard designed it
Red Bull security guard here. I did indeed design that.
Are you still a security guard or do you now live in Monaco?
I can see why you would go with a very safe option
Yes, was gonna say, this video is actually incredibly accurate for how it looks: the result of some haphazard incident with no creativity or distinguishable design philosophy.
Just described the winner of every “fan design contest” ever. I’m sure good designs get submitted, but they never seem to win.
There's an obvious lobster claw near the cockpit.
I expected nothing and they delivered exactly that
No way they shot a cinematic just for the livery to be THAT. The fucking audacity every single time
It's not even just a row of red handprints.
Great promo vid, meh redesign again lol
Love the Ferrari Easter-egg with the "Stallion red" on the paint.
Ferrari - Red Bull relationship confirmed.
"Fred Bull F1 Team" 2026!
*indistinct Vasseur noises*
Newey to Ferrari confirmed
Why’s Christian in the office so late?
Fucking his PA
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Hence the good mood after.
Made a right mess of it
I believe the implication was that the guard worked through the night and Horner caught him in the morning.
That’s what he wants you to think 😉
Protocol 76 with the PA
Reaching Q3
Grabbing some coco pops before bed
They had to do several takes because his acting is so bad and this is still the best one they got
Really makes you appreciate acting as a craft, seeing how difficult it can be to convincingly say two lines without it coming off unnaturally.
Maybe the office has the best coco pops.
Gripping now boom
He's busy researching the best ways to get to Q3...whilst eating coco pops.
Would have been better if Helmut came in after and fired him anyways.
Haha
Christian is the CEO of Red Bull F1 Team and reports to Red Bulls parent leadership. Helmut is not in the Red Bull F1 Team structure and is an advisor.
How?
I dont think this video is a depiction of actual events. The joke was about how Helmut is famously involved in ditching drivers mid season. but thats for the clafication on the corperate structure of RB.
Reported to*
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDyQz0rzg0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDyQz0rzg0) here it is in full and high quality and with audio. Fuck the reddit media player.
Yeah, the full length version is a lot better. Pretty funny also.
More WhatsApp messaging in the full length one.
And we actually get to see the car
Much better. Here's a still for anyone who doesn't want to watch the whole thing. [https://i.imgur.com/ToLr76Z.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/ToLr76Z.jpeg)
Damn that’s gonna look exactly like the normal livery on the broadcast
This guy looks like the lovechild of Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Roberto de Zerbi.
10/10 promo video 4/10 livery.
English is my second language, what does livery mean in this context? I’ve seen it mentioned in the comments a few times.
Livery is the word to describe the paintwork of the car. In this instance the new red bull ‘red’ livery is pretty poor. And thus has been rated by the user as a 4/10.
Awesome, thanks for taking the time
No problem.
Rowan Atkinson looks young n healthy
It's Horace Cohen, a Dutch comedian. No clue why he is the one in the clip, though.
why would a Dutch person be involved in an RB thing, right?
Everytime I see him I hear "trust nobody" in my head
He's an actor too https://youtu.be/rRg1brknO6Y
I thought that was him! Just forgot his name. Cool beans.
The real one probably would have broken the cost cap for them.
He would NEVER as a McL superfan. But I was thinking that it was such a Mr Bean premise. But it’s probably older than that. Ruining a painting with paint trope or summat
That's Henkie Flodder
This is not red paint, but Lando's blood...
Jesús
Geezus
I came here to comment this 😂💀 The blood of RB’s enemies
Hardly
To all Dutchies here, isn't that Horace Cohen..?
Yes, it's Horace Cohen.
Trust nobody!!
> it's pretty good Horner confirming he's blind lol
Nah, he just loves the person's *finger* painting skills.
Fun fact: The artist made 76 individual splashes on the car.
It's always funny to me how teams make huge deals out of subtle livery changes. Meanwhile VCARB showed up to Vegas with the most amazing livery and barely mentioned it.
Yes!! I agree completely!
Is he trying to get rid of the evidence after they murdered Lando on track?
I expected this to be an "even Apeldoorn bellen" commercial. (Dutchies will know)
Horner has a future in Hollywood.
A Weinstein type future perhaps
Release the Mr. Bean edit.
A missed opportunity. But it would probably blow the cost cap.
He would try to drive the car and then crash it (like he did with his McLaren F1. Twice)
Max " I want to drive a Ferrari" Horner " Ok..."
It's about as exciting as when they release next year's livery
[reel ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C888Erwsehh/)
Red Bull should do a camouflage livery for Silverstone.
Spicy as mayonnaise
They must be in on the joke at this point. Surely they know, right? The car always looks 99% the same 😂
It’s a klodder from a flodder
Wow an imgur video that automatically plays! And with audio! Wow!!
I did think it looked like someone spilt paint all over it. Good that they are at least acknowledging it.
The blood of British media, after Max wins by 45 seconds on Sunday.
Why not just add metal spikes on the sides...
Mad Max: Track Fury
Cue the horndog references
Occasionally the stuff the marketing/media team puts out is pretty damn hilarious. The Vegas bit was great as well.
Definitely was expecting Ginger Spice with that heading.
First shot had me thinking that was Nicholas Cage and I was pumped!
kinda surprised they're not just keeping Horner under the lid as much as possible
Man! Alonso can act!
Luckily they aren't in the acting business
Very Mr. Bean-esque
Siracha, Franks or Tapatio?
Where did he come from
I hate that this video is vertical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDyQz0rzg0
This should be exhibit A if they violate the cost cap this year.
Finger
So Horner is okay with leaks now?
Did he get a WhatsApp from Christian???
Christian. What the hell I have done to my PA?
Horner insists on being in the marketing even when his public image has been radioactive this year.
This is so dumb given what they are coming out with.
Literally the plot to Bean: The (Ultimate Disaster) Movie
Should have done paint scrapes of papaya...
Where's the next scene where Marko walks in, calls it shit and then tries to fire the janitor but can't because Horner likes the cut of his jib
Where is Horner coming from that early and why can't we see his fingers?
Is he the new bond?
HORNDOGG DOESN'T HAVE HIS FINGER/PENIS OUT. INNACURATE!
10/10 acting from everyone involved. /s
Is that security guard on meth?
redbull is still trying to make christian hotner likeable. redbull is failing.
About as spicy as a korma
Adding a bunch of paint weight to make the races closer is smart. Should have make it purple, not red.
There's a minimum weight. They already have to add add weights to the car to get that.
Laaaaaaame
Nice try RedBull, you're not fooling anyone.
You guys know this is what people voted for right? Blame the voters
That's fugly
Every time I see Christian Horny I just feel a bit sick. It's 10pm, he's the only person in the bar and the staff want an early night. But he orders a pitcher of lime cordial and three bags of pickled onion crisps and starts talking to them about the different lengths and gauges of shoelaces. He's so toxic.
So an accident that got really unhinged and sloppy? No wonder Horner liked it
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He's the CEO...