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3dmontdant3s

Fucking SUVs


TaeXCS

THOSE THINGS ROLL MAN, THEY ROLL!


SpideySenses137

Tiny Terry loves his Tipsy Turbos!


DesastreUrbano

*insert Canyonero song* *whip sound*


YeahPerfectSayHi

I honestly don't get why people love SUVs so much. Makes no sense at all to me.


_Failer

My girlfriend loves SUVs because: 1) higher driving position gives you more area awareness 2) higher suspension makes it easier to drive the car on a curb (or make it less terminal, if you do it by accident - not that it never happened to my gf, lol) 3) more spacious - not that she uses the space 4) better looking - arguably Nah, for ultimate all-around car I prefer some AWD station wagon with beefy 300+HP engine. More flexible, more useful and more fun to drive than SUV.


delta_p_delta_x

Terry loves yoghurt.


losimagic

*They see me rollin* *They hurtin* *Patrollin and tryna catch a ride to the medical centre*


IcyKape

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


viimeinen

Unlike Parlov... He pulls, man, *he pulls*


MorsCertumEst

What exactly did Terry mean by that phrase?


PeteTheBush

His wife wanted an SUV but he was too concerned about the safety of them as they have a bad reputation for rolling over since high centre of gravity. Instead he opted for a minivan instead which people make fun of him for since you don't expect such a masculine looking guy to be driving a family van.


YeahPerfectSayHi

> Instead he opted for a minivan instead Minivan/MPVs are one of the most powerful contraceptives on the planet.


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sanatcimuhendis

This is gold.


3dmontdant3s

Great!


Turboleks

I know Aston doesn't have a sports sedan anymore, but who thought this was a good idea?


3dmontdant3s

Mainly Porsche I guess, who set a trend with the Cayenne. Fitting that we'll get them as manufacturers too now, we'll have electric Cayenne turbo GT2RS Weissach packages as safety cars by 2026


pomegranatemagnate

Porsche were just following the market, the ML and X5 arguably kicked off the luxury sporty SUV trend in the late 90s. But even that was in response to US demand for domestic SUVs like the Jeep Cherokee and Ford Explorer.


Lionh34rt

Lamborghini Urus


CrazyPoe

Aka RSQ8. I wonder how much does it share with the Cayenne lineup?


BlueCreek_

A lot, they all use the Q7 platform, including the Bentayga and Touareg, with a lot of shared VW parts.


53bvo

I hate them with a passion, especially the more powerful ones


SemIdeiaProNick

i dont even know you but i already know we are friends lol


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Bad_Senpai_

Wait up let me in!


delta_p_delta_x

+1 to the fuck SUV train. Saloons all the way. *Maybe* estates; the M340i estate looks *niice*. That said, I wish the RS6 came in a saloon variant; would love to track both it and the M5 CS for the lulz.


Turboleks

Can I join in too?


cs-shitposter

I'm absolutely seething when I'm stuck behind one whilst I'm in my Golf trying to get by, can't see if there's traffic ahead or not ffs


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

It’s like a Cold War arms race, everyone wants to “sit a little higher to see traffic”, pretty sure all cars will evolve like giraffes


shrewphys

Or when they're coming the other way, and me in my appropriately proportioned hatchback gets blinded by their stupid poorly adjusted eye-level fucking floodlight strength headlights.


cs-shitposter

Yeah that's down to the manufacturer's ignorance. Pickup trucks and high SUVs are a disease in North America


This_Explains_A_Lot

Even in my work Ute which is at a standard 4x4/SUV height they are blinding. Toyotas seem to be the worst offenders. Every morning i am blinded as i leave for work.


hoxxxxx

i grew up in the rural midwest in the USA and one of the most annoying things about driving a car instead of a truck/suv is that you simply can't see around you half the time. and most truck/suvs drivers are completely, totally oblivious to that. it's a huge issue when they are next to you and you are trying to pull out onto the road. you literally cannot see if there's traffic.


whiteflagwaiver

As an mx5 owner around work trucks, trucks, and fucking trucks. Yeah I feel dog.


elocsitruc

Extra annoying when you have a c5 vette with a long ass nose and you feel like you gotta creep halfway out into the lane to see shit lmao


lordyFlashheart

Are you me? My commute to work is mostly lovely single lane roads and almost always there’s the inevitable SUV or CUV going far too slow holding up traffic. I think my GTI has just made me more impatient because every minute stuck behind an SUV is a minute of fun lost.


cs-shitposter

Hahaha the roads I go on aren't single lanes and there's always a bloody SUV parked in the passing lane. I've been wanting to upgrade to a GTI or R but they're crazy expensive


lordyFlashheart

I consider myself very lucky I bought my GTI a couple of months before the pandemic started. It definitely wasn’t the best financial decision at the time, but considering all it can do, and the joy it bring me every time I get behind the wheel, it’s been well worth it. It’s downright therapeutic at times. The R is priced crazy now, for that money you could get an S3, and why wouldn’t you?


Swag92

Same story here, got a GTI with under 10k mikes on it for a great price just before the pandemic, but a little bit of a stretch for me financially still. I’m reminded how worth it it was every time I get in the seat and it feels like I’m wearing the car. The trade-in value on KBB today is listed at a few thousand dollars more than when I bought it a few years ago, it’s baffling


cs-shitposter

I would absolutely get an S3 if any manual transmissions were available here in Canada


TeH_MasterDebater

https://youtu.be/YQRm1cg8T8I Larry David solved this in Curb Your Enthusiasm awhile back!


Mike_Kermin

Brilliant.


Average_Tnetennba

I live in a small village with a single-lane road to get to it. Every so often there are passing places you can reverse to to let other cars past. Every year the holiday makers come and they're famous for not being able to reverse very well. SUV drivers however are on another level, they seem to have no control of their vehicles at all. It's scary. They'll sit there refusing to reverse at first, even though there are three cars behind me (so i can't reverse). Then they'll angrily accept they have to reverse, and that's when the wild sawing at the steering wheel starts, as they damage their front bumper on the hedge, in their multiple attempts to reverse along the road. It really seems like the average type of person who chooses an SUV is also a terrible driver.


leftlanecop

It makes absolutely no sense at all.


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

You’re telling me you don’t want an SUV? They’re great if you want a car that is slower, heavier, turns worse, brakes longer, higher centre of gravity, larger corner blind spots, brings more energy into collisions, all for a marginal perceived increase of interior space


Hestmestarn

Don't forget shitty fuel economy!


aarpcard

Most people I know buy them because they think they're safer . . . Because they're big. SMH


lordjaykay

Hate Suvs. Just bought one. You just need to have kids to realise there's no escaping them.


ThEgg

Never. Station wagons or riot


assimsera

Station wagon's are a thing


waterfarts

I wish they were still a thing in the US


ItsMikeontheMic

Yeah even the Outback looks more like an suv these days


ThEgg

Volvo V60, V90, and Subaru Outback. But yeah I do wish others like BMW and Audi still sold theirs here. Volvo recently took the normal station wagons off the market in the Americas - left the uglier and 3 inch higher V60 "Cross Country" available. Shame on them.


Kaladin3104

Audi RS6 Avant. Best wagon ever. Also my dream car, so I might be a little biased.


FredFlintston3

Grocery rocket for sure.


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

People who use the kids argument pretend nobody was able to raise a family from 1880-1970 without an SUV


keto_at_work

also minivans and station wagons


keto_at_work

Not a dad and I'm about to move from a Saturn Astra (Opel/Vauxhall/Holden outside of the US) to a GR Corolla, if I get lucky. My oldest video on YouTube is my brother tray drifting a 1993 Ford Escort Wagon. Love the stationwagon life.


TheMedicatedOne

Range Roller


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does_my_name_suck

Dubai whips


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Different place


DOTOISLYFE

Different chips


Priestahh-MyFather-

ATL this shit ludicrous


6ixDank

Oh well they like who that is


trippylicious33

Straight up


nc863id

Need to dub "Bad Girls" by M.I.A. over this video


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*files nails on door sill 💅*


chadthor123

Imagine a safety car when the safety car crashes. PR disaster for AM if that happens.


chadthor123

[Video of the incident](https://youtube.com/shorts/Hmw6e6F8EWU?feature=share)


PeteOGrande

Wow, he almost caught as much air as when Horner drove an stunt-prepped Aston Martin on 2 wheels Edit: [video](https://youtu.be/jgON98LuBIo)


PM_ME_CUTE_FRIENDS

I wanna see Toto skydive or swim with sharks


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artistsandaliens

That's just like the music video for Bad Girls by MIA lol


mikemountain

Holy shit that's way worse than I expected


YellowFogLights

It really took very little to unsettle it


pave42

Not really, the kerbs are massive, try hitting it at that speed on any road car, most of them will had the same result if not a broken rim.


BrokkelPiloot

I think the problem is that this AM car has a relatively high center of gravity. They want to market these ridiculous sports SUVs which are for some bizarre reason selling very well.


Comfortable-Interest

I hate them too but they sell well because most people are going to just buy one car and they want one that's sporty and can fit everything. Also they tend to be old so their bad knees are gonna feel a lot better slipping into a higher seat than bending down into a sedan/hatchback. Not to mention there is now this M.A.D. race of everyone and their dogs getting bigger and bigger vehicles to be safe. Plus they're going to be SO READY for when they hit that one dirt road for the one day they go "off roading" in their car. I want my wagons and hatchbacks back too.


This_Explains_A_Lot

>Plus they're going to be SO READY for when they hit that one dirt road for the one day they go "off roading" in their car. Ironically the main obstacle they are come up against is high curbs around cities but they all come with ridiculous low profile tires that cant handle them. The ground clearance is cancelled out by totally inappropriate wheels and tires.


shrubs311

the thing is, there's nothing sporty about these cars. they drive and brake worse just due to their size, weight, and shape. i guess none of that matters to people who want to buy these vehicles though because big = good


Comfortable-Interest

They're "sporty" for their ridiculous size and they look the part. That's all that matters. Big = safe. And if everyone else is buying the newest vehicles that are even bigger, now I also need to have the bigger vehicle! And that's how you get a 9,000 lb Hummer.


JustDaniel96

he took that kerb pretty fast and those kerbs are higher than they look, trust me it's not easy to get air time like that on a SUV


bigdsm

That’s why SUVs suck. Well, one of many reasons.


MoffKalast

Can they make that thing and fuckin taller? It's supposed to be a track car ffs.


gonzo5622

God these YouTube shorts are fucking annoying! Thanks for posting though!


JeremyR22

The shorts interface just sucks on PC... You can edit the link to get shorts back into 'normal' youtube: https://youtube.com/shorts/Hmw6e6F8EWU?feature=share becomes https://youtu.be/Hmw6e6F8EWU I wonder if somebody has made a browser extension yet to do that automatically...


Thing_On_Your_Shelf

My phone's adblock just straight up blocks them lol


meukbox

Thanks for the video, but man, do I hate Youtube shorts.


steen311

A couple years ago [the indycar pace car crashed](https://youtu.be/eNoMcL5Zsw8)


CASAdriver

An older, inexperienced GM exec driving a high-power, tail-happy car with the traction control off... what could go wrong??


DannyDavincito

he didn't even brake lmao just kept rolling after the spin


FancyASlurpie

And they later blamed the weather and track conditions!


gonzo5622

“It was beautiful and sunny. These conditions are too perfect for driving!”


across32

And Marcus Ericsson.


vlepun

I would too.


UncleMojoFilter

I wouldn’t call Mark Reuss inexperienced, but what do I know. I’m certain he can drive circles around me.


viperlemondemon

At a nascar race in Daytona they had a Chevy pace car catch on fire during a yellow flag


SPNRaven

It's a Corvette. Nothing further needs to be said.


rotelSlik

Corvettes are like the b-29 bomber, they don’t catch fire if you meet the minimum speed.


Chllep

And ford mustangs are like MiG-21s in Ace Combat multiplayer, they're usually shit but scary asf if the pilot knows what they're doing


OBWanTwoThree

If the safety car crashes do they send out an F1 car?


excelite_x

They have one on standby, just in case there is some issue with the first that would prevent it to take off. Don’t think there is a third, but I’m not sure about this.


sleeptoker

[This is the 3rd](https://i.imgur.com/gXYlujt.jpg)


0000R5

Idk, imagine the bragging rights it'd give DBX owners


TWVer

A (St)roll-over.


excelite_x

Wouldn’t be the first time such thing happens🤷‍♂️


kenzoismyname

I need a clip of this E: [Video](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hmw6e6F8EWU)


PM_ME_BUTT_STUFFING

Wow that was a nice save right there lol


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i_am_a_donkee

I was at Vale on Friday and it went on two wheels every time so reckon he was just having a bit of fun.


Lobshta90

I thought it was just momentum at first but looks like he bounces off of the curb.


BoredCatalan

https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/vps9fk/medical_car_on_2_wheels_through_vale_fp3/iektfgp


Tom_piddle

The video looks worse than the photo. it wasn’t far from going past the balance point and rolling over.


SuckMyDirk_41

He's gonna need a change of undies after that! Great save


LumpyUnderpass

Kinda seemed like it wouldn't have done that if he hadn't gone over the kerb? Is that a thing that happens with vehicles like this?


Jay_Normous

Depends on the car but yes it's definitely a hazard for taller cars. It's called the Moose Test and some suvs fare better than others https://youtu.be/zaYFLb8WMGM


LumpyUnderpass

Thank you. But the part I was doubting was more my own hypothesis that the kerbs could have that effect on a vehicle that size and weight. I'm generally aware of SUV rollovers, though I am surprised to see a performance one like this go up on 2...


CryptographerTall211

Thanks for the video.


RobertGracie

I think Karl Reindler was really pushing that car to the limit


Xenocles

Where is Alan van der Merwe? Edit: misspelled name


RobertGracie

Apparently got sacked for not taking the COVID vaccine


Cjc6547

Hilarious outcome to be honest


Bezulba

good.


alfezuma

He was doing this pretty much every lap, very consistent


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Was going to say, it seemed deliberate given it was every lap. Plus the crowd cheered every time!


schnokobaer

What a Chad


jon-in-tha-hood

Can we get a Reliant Robin medical car to replace the Aston Martins one day?


fry_tag

I mean, how hard can it be?


illdoitlatermum

Don’t say that!


PlasticBran

The un-safety car


Kido_Bootay

Danger car


Affectionate_Log3232

That's some dangerous drivingu


x1echo

When did I do dangerous driving?


PM_ME_UR_TNUCFLAPS

we speak after


RixirF

Ed down, ed down.


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That's a penalty, medical car will start from the back of the grid on Sunday


cannibalcorpuscle

So dangerous man


schnokobaer

Very erratic.


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dangerousu drivingu


BugSTi

SAMI LISTEN PLEASE


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_NAME_NAME_NAME_

Shows how absolutely silly it is to have an SUV ~~as a medical car~~ on a racetrack.


GiulioAizer

Shows how absolutely silly it is to have an SUV ~~as a medical car on a racetrack.~~


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Up_Vootinator

Sh~~ows how absolutely silly~~ it ~~is to have an~~ SUV ~~as a medical car on a racetrack.~~


Add1ctedToGames

~~Shows how absol~~u~~tely~~ silly ~~it is to have an SUV as a medical car on a racetrack~~


ayyyypizzzarollls

~~Shows how absolutely silly it is to have an SUV as a medical car on a racetrack.~~


6d657468796c656e6564

Goodbye.


aka_liam

~~Good~~bye


BeastyWoman

#


KarimYounus

Shows how absolutely silly it is to have an SUV ~~as a medical car on a racetrack.~~


CapSnake

Silly Utility Vehicle


ingmarnl

Shit utility vehicle


nolitos

Show how absolutely silly it is to attack sausage kerbs in an SUV.


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TiltingAtTurbines

Why is it silly? A medical car doesn’t need to go as fast the the race cars like a safety car does. It does need to carry medical supplies and teams. Space is more important than outright speed round the circuit. The error here was the driver taking the corner too fast and on the kerb—see the video footage, they didn’t tip going round the corner, they tipped because they rode the kerb.


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Good old sausage kerbs.


Rikysavage94

Fucking suv


xjmachado

That is why the beautiful C-Class station wagon is much better for this job. #SaveTheWagons


Unusual-Ad-7819

Get the c63 back #WagonSupremacy


Averyphotog

E63


Unusual-Ad-7819

Nope. C63 from 2015 unril they changed it too the amg gt 63 this year


Turboleks

I believe in the wagon supremacy


ThEgg

Oh my god, it's Jason Station-Wagon


korko

Bring back the wagon, that SUV is awful in every way.


remembermereddit

I love those old Mercedes estates


Immediate-Escalator

Looks like he’s on the way to run over Take Inoue


Foxx1019

Unsafety car


preppyringmaster

That's some massive air.


Skeeter1020

Dudes been doing this all weekend and it's been awesome!


hannibalb1923

I have read somewhere that the Aston Martin medical and safety cars are not as good as the Merc AMG. Is there any weightage to that?


SemIdeiaProNick

The AMG GT Black Series is basically a gt3 car for the road so its obviously faster than the Vantage. As for the medical car the DBX has the clear disadvantage of being an SUV thats is shown in this picture while the Mercedes they use is more stable, easier to get in and, if i remember correctly, has more internal space as well.


Unusual-Ad-7819

The c63 is also quicker round corners, and a LOT lighter


sherminator19

The Mercedes medical car isn't the C63 anymore. It's now the 4 door GT63S. Probably quite similar to the C63, but likely has less space because it's not a wagon anymore. Shame...


Unusual-Ad-7819

Yh i knw, which is why i mentioned bringing the c63 back in another comment. We need the wagons.


chiefsfan46

They did this like 3 or 4 times, crowd went wild!


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Somebody call the medical car! But not for me…


arnochh

meanwhile, the patient in the back: 👁👄👁


odney7828

The medical car did the same thing during the f3 race as well


Tarpoevi

That’s why sport car brands shouldn’t try building SUV and promote them as track cars?


Towel4

lol, an SUV as a safety car is just *asking* for disaster


SirMartini

is that a SUV? sure handles as one


That-Dutch-Person

After seeing the [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/Hmw6e6F8EWU?feature=share) of this I’m convinced the driver needed new pants after this incident


totaltasch

Funny that just last night I was watching Tom Cruise’ Top Gear lap where he also got on two wheels


CryptographerTall211

Who rescues the medical car ?


hmacfarland01

Is Michael Gambon the new medical car driver?


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Holy shit need a video of that


Cakevokosztcs

One time I can't watch FP's and Q and look what I miss out on.


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If that was ny Hilux, I'd have needed a crane


DastardLead

Tom Cruise coming through Gambon.


StressedOutElena

Who ever decided it's a great idea to use Aston Martin as a safety/medical car needs to get demoted. The SC looks absolutely horrendous to drive and the medical car almost done an A-Class elk test.