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AdditionalSalad5300

worst dick pic ever


Low-Holiday312

Imagine your cock picture arrives on the internet and everyone discusses if it is just a finger


kobinotcoby

Death grips reference spotted


FantasticMrFozz

No Love DRS Wing


EuphoricSuspect2014

Damn it's actually OVER Edit: nvm it's a wet finger.


Big_al_big_bed

I'm sorry, that is not a wet finger. That's a smooth, shiny, wet cock. That's what it is


TangoKlass2

No way that’s a cock, the angle is exactly how you would take a finger pick. Not how you would take a dick pick.


The69BodyProblem

Unless he's truly a monster and took a dick pick in landscape


Low-Holiday312

Its his thumb, you can see the knuckle of a finger to the top left.. and theres only the one knuckle before it starts to 'web out'


asdfvIJDNDHS

My god you might be right


Karacteristics

A finger? That's a cock. A very shiny cock.


SyannaLover

A cock? That’s a finger. A very shiny finger.


asdfvIJDNDHS

The leaker not including descriptive filenames is really a big disappointment


OTN

Leaker was hoping for a “dick pic vs finger” debate like that dress that one year so best not to name it


a_saddler

Would be the most epic troll if that's just a spit covered middle finger


FalconMirage

It reaaaaaaaaaaaaally looks like a dick Trust me I’ve seen enough dick picks to recognise one from a mile away


cheeersaiii

It’s a finger, it had a finger nail ffs


cheeersaiii

And knuckles, it has knuckles


Thevishownsyou

Wait.. you guys dicks dont have knuckles? I need to make some calls..


Neo14515

Thursday evening and some people have a live while we discuss if this is little Horner or a shiny finger. Love this community


Karacteristics

It's over. https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY


TheKingofTheKings123

Geri when the guy who left his pregnant wife for her is still in fact not a loyal man: ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


cynicalAddict11

the % of extremely rich and slightly powerful men who travel all year and are still loyal is probably in the single digits


TorpedoSandwich

Toto is way richer than Horny Horner and he seems to be loyal.


Thevishownsyou

I think these are the chatlogs with Toto..


TheKingofTheKings123

His Austrian efficiency parameters can’t allow a side chick


agcuristeach

She should’ve stuck with Mel B


Big_al_big_bed

Why is it so shiny???


Trutteklapper

It’s a soapy finger.


_DidYeAye_

I don't think it is, and I hate that I've had to study it.


Zwaylol

I found myself having stared at an image of a man’s penis for the past 5 minutes and started wondering what I was doing with my life


_DidYeAye_

Dear diary, today was...different.


Fixyourback

Stick your finger beside it. This is so disappointing and hilarious at the same time. 


Big_al_big_bed

Ok I'm sitting here with both my finger and my cock soaped up, now what?


_DidYeAye_

Now send a pic to a colleague.


giggy_90210_x

Send it to all Formula 1 media, Team Principals and Stefano Domenicali, preferably as a Google Drive link


Ouestlabibliotheque

Michael! I sent you an email!


TheKingofTheKings123

Open WhatsApp?


yeeeeeeeeeessssssir

Same


Icy_Comfort8161

Definitely a finger. You can make out the outline of the fingernail.


Karacteristics

He was using it probably


BwoahIDK

damn I was gonna try and leak it through RPM because I thought it'd be the funniest shit ever but doing it on formuladank was a close 2nd


juanfeis

From all the things I hope I'd do this year, watching Cristian Horner's dick was not one of them


Manatee35

Isnt that just a finger? You can see the knuckles


HatRemov3r

Yours doesn't have knuckles??


Manatee35

Nah theres only a single bone, no need for knuckles


asdfvIJDNDHS

No fucking way...


SyannaLover

I honestly can’t tell if it’s a finger or an actual dick


Icy_Comfort8161

Damn, this is the whole thing. Looking worse and worse by the minute!


Karacteristics

After you read it, it's more embarrassing than evil. Man acts like a horny lonely teen and she sometimes kinda plays along and asks questions that she knows will get him talking while simultaneously telling him to stop. It's sad that Horner asked her several times to delete the conversations and he sent her proof that he did. She always said she deleted them and the goofball believed it. What an amateur.


Icy_Comfort8161

This isn't sad, but Horner is pathetic. [This isn't the first time he's cheated.](https://www.essentiallysports.com/f1-news-why-did-red-bull-boss-christian-horner-cast-aside-first-wife-in-favor-of-spice-girl-geri-halliwell/) He thought he could get away with it and it blew up in his face. Now that Red Bull "cleared him", it makes the whole organization look like a bunch of corrupt idiots. I have no sympathy for him.


Mug1wara1

Cheating on your wife should not be a sackable offence even if it is morally wrong. Also these screenshots do not count as proof in a real investigtion as they can be easily fabricated.


Icy_Comfort8161

Anything can be a sackable offense if the employer doesn't like it. Screenshots of text messages, authenticated by a sworn declaration can be admitted as evidence in court. Text messages can also be subpoenaed from the carrier. Now that all this has dropped, I find it telling that Horner vaguely "denies the allegations" but hasn't indicated that the text messages are fake. If he were to do so, it could open him and Red Bull up to defamation claims, as it would be accusing someone of fraud. I guarantee you that Horner will not claim these messages are fake.


Low-Holiday312

"Anything can be a sackable offense if the employer doesn't like it." Eh.. no. This is europe and there are lots of employee safety laws. Having an affair with a colleague isn't illegal. Her calling on an affair and saying no to his advances doesn't make his advances illegal.


Thevishownsyou

Hahaha nooo. This is not america buddy.


Jack1940

Briefly looked trough and all i can see it two adults flirting with each other. Or did i miss some spicy ones?


thenannyharvester

Half the messages is her saying no or not letting him call her plus multiple messages asking him to stop. There's one where he asks her to join on call so he can "explode" and she says no while he trys to convince her


Karacteristics

Crazy that such a confident and successful guy has the rizz of a league of legends player.


thenannyharvester

Makes you question how the hell he rizzed up a spice girl


MC897

Well that’s fucking weird 😳. Clearly a bloke who just doesn’t take no for an answer regardless


thenannyharvester

Honestly the creepiest and kinda funniest 20 mins I've had in a while reading those messages. It goes from purely business to straight up horny horner to asking her to delete chat while she mentions what would geri think of this etc


MC897

She’s doing her best to keep it at arms length. Not interested and trying not to fuck up her career.


Low-Holiday312

Shes already physically and verbally tugged him off at that point. These screenshots are towards the end of an affair and afterwards when she has called it off.


MC897

Yeah I’m 50/50 now rereading. They’ve done stuff I’m pretty sure on that now, but it’s sort of… they hooked up but she didn’t want more… he wanted the daily etc and she wasn’t up for that. Plus all her teasing she knows what’s she’s doing so hmmm… well Christian, this is why you don’t do this shit. Just go to a strip club ffs lol


cheeersaiii

I think this is where most of the investigation lies, as a lot of this relationship seems consensual, some of those “no’s” seem to be her being into it but saying no of fear of being caught/her not being alone at the time, not “I don’t want to see you, stop flirting and personally messaging me and keep it work related please”. Then some of the stuff at the end seems like she is over it and he is still trying some mild rizz. Can see why it might not cost him his job, but should cost him his marriage


Low-Holiday312

Because shes screenshotting as they happened towards the end of the affair and after she put a stop to it. The very earliest ones shes mentioning getting him off and wanting to do the same to herself


Apart-Landscape1012

Yeah man I can't jerk it to this at all, what a letdown


chilled_alligator

File-39.PNG


Jack1940

Not as spicy as i was led to believe by the attention seeking """"journalists""""


Big_al_big_bed

Eh probably shouldn't be texting this stuff to your employees...


Zealousideal-Top8801

>https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY Idk i'm just seeing one adult flirting with another that is trying to be curt and polite. Definitely awkward


Jack1940

I must be blind then


MC897

She’s telling him no basically and he’s not accepting it. By any measure it’s minimum harassment.


Low-Holiday312

Shes saying no after ending the affair. The early ones are where she says yes and discusses them fooling around together and wanking off to each other. Not going to win a harassment case to someone you have replies to stating you had fun making them cum.


MC897

Which ones were they? So I can find them? Edit: take it back file 9 isn’t great.


Jack1940

Sure seems to me that shes playing along. If she felt that he was harassing her, why didnt she go straight to the police when these messages were sent? Sexual harassment is a crime as far as i know?


MC897

So… i have now read all the txts. Playing along/managing her boss who won’t stop is my answer. Yea I think that’s a dick pic. Meh whatever. She’s basically keeping him at arms length and isn’t interested but has no ability to shut it down, probably trying to manage her career as well. It’s complicated because it’s a profession where you don’t piss off your boss. Going to HR is often as we’ve seen her, who is most at chance to loss what and what’s best for business.


kemerzp

The fact the we debate over Christian Horner fingerdick is absolutely hilarious.


Karacteristics

The fingerdick lmao


yojeepee

It doesnt look like a dick, i think its a finger


Sweet_Efficiency3309

Nah I’ve seen the real Horn. This isn’t girthy enough


asdfvIJDNDHS

What kind of savage doesn't focus the camera before taking a dick pick... This whole saga is absolutely nuts


Azor_Is_High

It's a finger lmao


asdfvIJDNDHS

I think you might be right


Prayaa

Ah no bro noooo


basicmath

"I'm so fucked up."


yeeeeeeeeeessssssir

Bro is so cooked


caj69i

Pics 42-43-44 saved his ass. When the girl told horney to stop, he apologised and stopped it seems.


CuriousPumpkino

I can literally see the fingernail lmao


Jack1940

and the knuckles..


howgoesitguy

*dingernail


_DidYeAye_

Do you know what else looks like the end of a finger?


CuriousPumpkino

If the dingleberry atop your dick has a fingernail bed attached to it I’d seek out a doctor sooner rather than later


_DidYeAye_

I'm not sure you know what a dingleberry is.


CuriousPumpkino

I do, but it was just kinda the first word that came to mind when I was snooping through my brain for “random word referring to something mildly disgusting” Curse those old reapfield comics


MAD_MrT

Nah bro, the private investigator didn’t found anything Horner is innocent for sure


Big_al_big_bed

How much did they pay this guy?


FigSubstantial4939

Uge


BionicDegu

We’re eating well tonight


adwnpinoy

Blue vs. gold dress? Wet finger or lil’ Horner?


Karacteristics

Someone called it the fingerdick. That's how I'm calling it because I'm starting to doubt it myself.


yeeeeeeeeeessssssir

No way


blindwitness23

So Horner went full send there 😂


Dewsdead

I'm 99% sure that's a finger; I'd like to know the context though cuz it could be a wet finger or cum covered finger. Either way worst rizz of all time


pescawito

Where are now all the geniuses that were saying a few hours ago that the convos were clearly fake?


AngryB

UI elements are so awkward 🫣Where is the Carrier name in the status bar 🤌🏼


Jack1940

iPhone doesn't show it when whatsapp is open.


AngryB

Ah, could be the part of their latest update. Thanks!


Papapalpatine555

Ok I know it is a wet finger but for some reason I thought his Horn was ahem peeled like a banana with how pink that is.


ChangeUnable

its a FINGER


ChangeUnable

Wait is it 😂


mstallion

lol what a dork. also please EXPLODE red bull.


Larger_than_Fox

So, he's a McLaren fan after all.


Strange_Bedroom_2716

Cocke & Bals


pixelunit

Drake?