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PrivateBeepBeep

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jimmyjay11

Petition to replace sub image with the nipple one.


theK1LLB0T

Fuck it. Why not


Clt-vr-9931

Sometimes I wonder if this sub is doom but these comments always make me love this sub


LackOfLuck748

No, zoomed File-75.PNG better


AST5192D

Unblurred File-76


NewldGuy77

This is why Americans can never win F1. They love their guns but hate nipples!!!


Radioactive_Man7

He really sent female staff a picture of his nipple šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


slimkay

Blud's got negative rizz.


Upbeat_Support_541

I thought I had it bad


Cross1625

Proof that money can buy a spice girl


cheapdrinks

Goodnight Miss Boring Pants


IBetThisIsTakenToo

Sounds like all they did was be on the phone together while he wanked? I canā€™t think of anything less enjoyable for either! Imagine risking your job and marriage for *that*. How did this man pull a spice girl??


NotPayingEntreeFees

Tbh he pulled the least spicy one


Icy-Revolution-420

yeah this reads like a horny guy talking to a girl on tinder that is way out of his league but he has money lol


pescawito

He's going for the dadbod pic Cotton, it's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.


Lucymooseygoosey

ā€˜Wellā€¦ youā€™ve seen mine, your turnā€™


Sea_Fly34

This cannot be real right? I mean come on, sexting is one (stupid) thing but the pictures?


SyannaLover

I feel like this might as well be fake, I really donā€™t know. Someone trustworthy gotta confirm this


Wolkenmacht

Hello, my name is Dr. Helmut Marko and this is real.


Reinis_LV

You didn't end sentence with an n-word. Impostor!


PM_ME_YOUR_BOOTYYY

I feel like it is fake just from the fact of every picture Iā€™ve ever seen of Horner that Iā€™m remembering right now and in video you can see his chest hair sticking out of his shirt. In the photo thereā€™s no chest hair. Obviously Iā€™m just going off memory so I could be way off. Not about to do a deep dive on Horner chest hair lmao.


MassiveChest6327

Why are you remembering his chest hair?


CheeseDon

why not


stomp224

Thats bobs, where vagene?


Serf99

The man sends topless pics like heā€™s looking for medical advice; has as much sex appeal as those unappetizing pictures of half eaten pies he took. Also, the out-of-focus wet finger could have been a smoking gun if it wasnā€™t a finger. I imagine the investigators heatedly discussing the pic to determine if it was a cock or a finger.


ranft

Whats up with all these Horner whatsapps to Danny Ric?!


Ferum_Mafia

The nipple pic convinced him he still had it in him


CreamCapital

ā€œYou keep calling me and then I just listen or talk to help you explodeā€ ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


FoggyLine

Weird AF!!!!!!


biskutgoreng

Only just realized explode doesn't mean in anger lmao


xHyperElite

Cock or finger?


endolith_

I honestly canā€™t decide. Seems weird to send a blurry picture of a wet finger though? Like what conversation would prompt him to send a picture of his wet finger??


IlllIIlIlIIllllIl

Well they talk several times about him "finishing." Could be jizz on the finger


EnoughMoneyForAHouse

'Exploding'


cthulhu_bait

Using the šŸ¤Ŗ emoji to signify busting in a first class bathroom is so funny to me


CHLOEC1998

>Like what conversation would prompt him to send a picture of his wet finger?? I mean, as a lesbian, I have done that. But since Horner presumable has a penis, Iā€™m not sureā€¦


endolith_

Yeah I think most straight women would be confused by getting a finger pic from a man with a penis. But hey, maybe heā€™s a finger guy.


IMMoond

As a dude, i could see him sending that to test the waters of a dick pic lmao. Send that, see how she reacts before whipping out the real thing


endolith_

As a woman Iā€™d be thoroughly confused about getting a picture of a wet finger!! Haha


Fixyourback

Iā€™ve rotated in plastics (hand clinic) and urology. Itā€™s a finger.Ā 


Upbeat_Support_541

How the fuck it is so red though


DavidBrooker

"See, this close up, they always look like landscape"


sepulturite

This will be the important question for the start of the season, not which team is fastest, this is all that matters!


BwoahIDK

either soapy finger or condom cock


IlllIIlIlIIllllIl

Or jizz covered finger


Dramatic-Decision386

Conger


xHyperElite

Fock


Sea_Fly34

Fock I need to call Gene


lavendernpeonies

ā€œHygiene?ā€


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

Hygene


Jack1940

Wet finger


suicinivtf

File-76 seems to be some weird aero device


Other-Barry-1

Itā€™s what has made them so dominant this regulation cycle. Mercedes are rumoured to have fitted it in FP2. Lewis is champion confirmed.


davidf_bs

File-76.PNG will go down in F1 history lmao


davidf_bs

My bad itā€™s actually File-76.JPG Gotta be historically accurate šŸ‘


LackOfLuck748

Why did you made me look at it!? ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|14439)


Caspi7

Pretty sure that's just his finger


IMMoond

Idk man that looks like a finger thats supposed to look like a dick, more than an actual dick. But im not a dick expert


LifeguardNo2020

Wait it is a dick?


xXTERMIN8RXXx

![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE)


Reer123

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8|downsized) My reaction when I double clicked it


Low-Holiday312

as the worst use of auto focus ever


CreamCapital

Iā€™m at file-21 now and itā€™s pretty epic


powen01

ā€œIt was file-21, Sebā€


SomethingSuss

Christian slams a glass of water on the table


[deleted]

Mf glistening like a George r r Martin dick


Captainsicum

File 73 is literally the funniest


AnyHolesAGoal

Literally his only bit of flirting that was actually any good.


MacArthurParker

lesbians!


randomld

That was one of the most random parts of it


JuicyBottass

Where did that come from? šŸ˜­ I need to know the context for that message


moravian

"i have your chicken sandwich if you want it"...this is gold!


campbelldt

Has to be code lmao


g0kartmozart

She's his personal assistant so probably not


insanescotsman1

What a time to be alive


TamamoNoBae

How the fuck did this man pull a spice girl


IronPedal

Money and connections.


SONICshot761

There is enough memes here for the future generations


humdizzle

![gif](giphy|3FBwwRCNTSa52|downsized)


Horny-not-milf

These are so awkward


FitUnderstanding2839

I was on the fence until the nipple pic, lock him up


Nicklord

I skimmed through it. I can't figure out the timeline, in one message she's okay with it, in another she isn't but by the end she's very obviously against everything But at the end of the day, it's a terrible look


brac20

If it's real I think the general timeline is this - flirting happened - Horner gets a bit obsessive, you can see lots of attempted video calls - She tells him they need to stop and just be professional - Horner keeps saying inappropriate things despite her saying she is done It doesn't seem super bad, but does come across a bit sex pest. Also you have to consider the balance of power in the relationship with things like this. If it's real of course.


D0lan_says

I think thereā€™s actually more to it. It seems like they BOTH got flirty, started having at least some sort of sexual relationship, she doesnā€™t want to be a side piece (keeps talking about how she doesnā€™t understand if heā€™s ā€œHappyā€ with Gerri but if he was unhappy it would be different), she tries to go back to being professional but he wonā€™t leave it alone. Where the nipple falls in all this is anyoneā€™s guess. Also, obviously she is his personal assistant.


kirbystargayallies

I think that like, if they had something then that should be vetted on the company guidelines because of the power hierarchy. Then, from the point she says sheā€™s out, it becomes harassment and then he also should be out. Like there is no way any of this situation should be allowed (should the images be verified)


IHaveAJarOfDirt

Heā€™s her boss remember


Sea_Fly34

Did the same thing, but refuse at this stage to believe it's real. I mean the whole finishing in the bathroom part, over text? No one is that stupid


colio69

A lot of people are that stupid.


Sea_Fly34

Well Gari can call me any time


Lucymooseygoosey

You take him, Iā€™ll have Geri.


wonkwrbsh

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him


Tonight-Critical

So much for the fair investigation by RB if this is actually true


cynicalAddict11

the worst thing about this is that he sounds like a fucking idiot lol


CreamCapital

Imagine being Toto and knowing this guy beat you for the past two years. What a twat


Street-Dependent-647

Oof got beat like a blurry finger


Wasteak

Wait until you discover all those messages and pictures were send to toto


Bojacketamine

This is high school horny teenager level of cringe


Ulris_Ventis

It would be funny if in the end of this story the one who Christian talked to was a guy actually. ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


Dramatic-Decision386

DTS/10 plot twist


Renverseur

*cuts to Geunther sitting down* *a menacing smile runs across his face*


jimbobjames

Other person is Gunther Steiner and thats why Haas fired him.


kakanseiei

Even better , Horner just released all these fake logs himself to to fuck with everyone and to entertain during the Max flawless championship era. Saying shit like ā€œ I know I had Toto zooming for that wet finger for hours lmao ā€œ


Ulris_Ventis

And be like: I was bored, nothing to do, WDC in a pocket so I decided to have fun with that asshole Toto. I wonder if he finally received his email.


kakanseiei

Toto :ā€œ Youā€™re lying , Perez said so I have the pictures right here ! ā€œ Horner : *his nose explodes* AHAHAHAHAA Thatā€™s my fucking finger you moron ! We finished making your dogshit sidepod design actually work and me and Newey had extra time to spare LMFAO


Dave_Unknown

Is he a Danny Ric kinda person or Alonso?


Ulris_Ventis

It should be Danny, that's why he was so sad in DTS and explains what kind of pressure it was. If I were Danny after milking McLaren for those millions, I would go after Horny dog horner.


Fujin-obi

Did red bull delete their post? Iā€™ve been trying to find it since I saw this post


wishbackjumpsta

It is gone... Oh boy


bvmmmmm

What post?


mac4112

They basically said Horner was squeaky clean after doing a thorough investigation. Obviously, thatā€™s not the case. So this either implies an attempted cover up or piss poor investigating on their part.


mrmonkeysocks

I didn't know Albon could play the guitar


Unique_Ship_4569

Poor Geriā€¦ what a massive shitshow sheā€™s going through.


_WizKhaleesi_

How you get em is how you lose em


J3sperado

This is insane


CreamCapital

There isnā€™t enough popcorn


ThruuLottleDats

Correction, cocoa pops


sporting_club

Coco pops


AnyHolesAGoal

Number 64 has got to be the worst.


blindwitness23

Yep. Talking about jerking off on the plane Jesus Christā€¦ It does imply they were fooling around a bit beforehand though. And these do look like they were cherry picked.


theK1LLB0T

They've done more than fool around. At one point he's trying to push a boundary and she tells him no and his response is something along the lines of "sorry, there was a time when there were no boundaries" This is assuming this is all real of course


Low-Holiday312

Obviously cherry picked, she was sending them to someone else who was commenting on them in one of the pictures. She was just taking screenshots throughout the affair (even when they were fooling around together... why?) and increased this as the affair broke apart.


BionicDegu

F1 history here


YellowFogLights

Google Drive to Survive


mirandawillowe

![gif](giphy|Y3w8SPENCjYCLUFalR|downsized)


youngneggus

And now delete this chat please šŸ˜‰


axman1000

For someone who's supposed to be British, he sure has the spelling skills of Nigerian scammer


kemerzp

Spice Girl < Random Assistant


bobisthegod

Correction: Pregnant first wife < Spice Girl < Random Assistant


NoucheDozzle_

Spice Girl < Random Assistant who is not into you*


Last-Performance-435

Cucking a spice girl is a power move.Ā 


fluideborah

Read the entire thing when I was supposed to be working, while sometimes I do feel she participated and didnā€™t immediately shut it down the overwhelming majority of times she did shut it down, so for the most part itā€™s defo Horner being a pushy weirdo. Man needed to take the hint once and never repeat. The power dynamic does not help. Seems like he was actively seeking out an extra marital affair, couldnā€™t land the plane cause he thinks his right nipple is worth seeing for some reason and then continued to pursue. I wouldnā€™t even be that pushy with anyone outside of a marriage like goddamn son take a hint. Quietly coercive is the verdict for me. Edit: clarifying that she clearly makes an effort to shut it down multiple times Edit 2: highlighting some of my replies which are completely valid. Letā€™s say these images are real. If youā€™re a PA , this kinda ā€œboss flirting with you and you not being okay with itā€ makes doing your job infinitely harder. Thatā€™s not a workplace at that point. It happening even once makes your worklife and maybe even personal life miserable and the images show he keeps pushing repeatedly. If real there should be consequences. My point is I think there wonā€™t be.


cheapdrinks

So many times she has the "ok please stop I don't want this anymore" conversation with him, with Christian apologizing and saying he understands and that he didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable etc. Then he just goes straight back into asking for more pics then telling her he jerked off in the plane toilet thinking about her. Like bruh he had like 10 chances to end it and just leave things where they were (sounds like maybe something happened between them but she clearly decided her job was more important and realized it was a terrible idea) but he forced the issue every time. The bullshit gaslighting too, clearly saying inappropriate shit again and again after she tells him to stop then trying to make it seem like she's crazy for taking it the wrong way and being offended. Man's a menace.


assumeform

'cleared of all wrong doing' ;)


fluideborah

Tbh unfortunately cleared of all wrongdoing could still be arguably true and well within the norms for powerful people like Horner. Itā€™s very very incredibly hard to prove clear wrongdoing in these things even though instinctively itā€™s clear that Horner is using the power dynamic to seek out an affair in the face of clear resistance. The fact that there are subtle hints that she reciprocated at some point in the beginning absolutely bungles her case even though overall I completely believe she could have felt coerced. Investigative boards and especially legal counsel expect victims to be perfect victims. Which is why so many sexual assault cases go unprosecuted or even unaddressed entirely.


Sea_Fly34

Just one question here: If the logs are real, how would you know you read the entire thing? There might be a lot more messages we aren't seeing. Again I'm not defending but also not judging on information that is not verified and might not be complete


Pugs-r-cool

There are very clearly many many more messages, but what is there to defend? Going under the assumption theyā€™re real, if she said no, stop, I donā€™t like the comments you make and then he keeps making them, even just once, thatā€™s not a good look.


Modjitune

On top of all that when she asks him to stop he is trying to punish her by making her job harder, putting her away from races, the hotels etc. That is very problematic as if he is threatening her with her job because she says no to his advances


Pugs-r-cool

Yeah thatā€™s the thing, even if she said stop but then continued to sext / whatever else with him after, is that because she was okay with the situation or was it because of a fear of further retaliation if she didnā€™t send him more photos. The heavily imbalanced power dynamic makes the whole thing not okay regardless of the details.


JudgmentOne6328

It does also seem they discussed her leaving the job or moving into something else as they have a small conversation where she says ā€œI donā€™t want to leave the teamā€ or something to that effect. It seems like heā€™s said if you donā€™t want this then you can get a job elsewhere. I donā€™t think people who havenā€™t been in a situation similar to this can really comprehend how you get into that situation whether you consent or just try to appease your creepy boss. Everyone says ā€œgo to HRā€ as if that isnā€™t also career suicide. The whole thing is a mess and everyone loses here. If all is true I feel bad for Geri most of all, the PA secondly and not a shred of sympathy for Christian and he should be sacked if the messages are real.


Low-Holiday312

Theres obviously way more messages, shes his PA. Most will be work related... shes only screenshotting the ones that were vulgar/sexual... even the early ones where she was happy to have him wank off with her.


sideoftrufflefries

Lesbians!!!


RoadToHellO

![gif](giphy|348feB45lcOZOllUeF)


stomp224

Goodbye Christian, hope the divorce is over quickly.


pujohn2a

Petition to make Ā«Ā File-76.JPGĀ Ā» a new flair for the sub


IsUpTooLate

These texts are too fucking awkward to be fake


KeepLookingUp1

The nipple is absolutely unacceptable. Lock. Him. Up.


YokedBrah

Ainā€™t no way his career survives this


thenannyharvester

Man from these it legit looks like she keeps stopping him while he keeps pushing asking for photos and stuff etc. Weird


blindwitness23

The ones where they talked about jerking off on the plane are sooooper weird


thenannyharvester

I know. He just confesses he went to the bathroom and finished there is so crazy.


giggy_90210_x

Its giving Roman Roy from Succession


blindwitness23

Haha and his wifeā€™s* name is Gerri šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


z_102

Sometimes she seems okay with it (or there's an implication that she has been) and sometimes she rejects him, which I think is perfectly normal in any relationship, and especially one in those circumstances (guilt, pressure, etc.) I was relieved to see that she did feel free enough to say no, uncomfortable as it seems. Regardless, it's all ***crazy*** inappropriate, the power dynamics are a huge red flag, no-one should be in a position to reject sex calls from their very powerful boss, and **I cannot believe Red Bull thought they could say this was OK and that would be the end of it**. Insane.


overts

I assume they thought itā€™d just blow over, and maybe it will, but I have to think that if these logs are genuine youā€™re going to see sponsors and probably other teams asking him to resign.


isattil4

I want my flair to be Horner's right nipple.


MustGame995

i'm in. ļøŽ ļøŽ ļøŽshower šŸšæ


Old_Telephone_7587

What bloke sends a tit pic, bizzare


TokathSorbet

Whatever the legal side is, heā€™s absolutely done in the public eye. All that remains now is to see how long it takes Red Bull to cut him loose. As a PR guy, there are good days, there are bad days. Then, thereā€™s 50ft of crap - then thereā€™s this.


MrG

Only Trump gets away with this stuff


WinterSeaweed5053

We need Christian Horner sneakers, now!


Clt-vr-9931

What the fuck is pic 76


[deleted]

RB21 sidepod


assumeform

People on here and piston heads trying to explain why the early partial leak was fake and clearly AI. Yeah occams razor - this is real af This is Adam levine levels of cringe.


Upbeat_Support_541

ur cocoa puffs are absurd


MrG

AI might get there one day soon, but the level of pathetic cringe in those messages is off the charts. Like damn, a guy with that much fame, success, wealth and a supposedly happy family sure is a sad, naĆÆve little boy inside who doesn't understand what is appropriate or not.


Reinis_LV

Hey mods, don't delete this.


SyannaLover

That last picture is really distasteful


mr-coffeecafe

I wouldā€™ve assumed that Horner had more game than this.. I got second hand embarrassment


tonychan04

Everything in this world is just money and sexā€¦


sammyGG00

My realness radar is up xD No ai can deliver this level of cringe so perfectly. The cringeness that we all collectively feel tells me this is real. You can't orchestrate or fake cringe like that. We evolved as a species to feel this and be able to detect it Looks like a real weirdo in position of power at a job. This is 100% real


Juljitsu84

What a tease. Thatā€™s all she gets? Weā€™ve all seen you rest your balls on a race car. Cā€™mon man! Show us brain!


FatherJack_Hackett

Why is it, every fucking C-suite person, all lose the ability to spell? "u" "aloud" instead of allowed You're paid Ā£8m a year. Learn to spell. And they're **all** like it too.


Former-Mess-5166

the one about the spanx???


Customdisk

We need the uncensored finger cock


xdoc6

Whatā€™s with the random photos of just his face staring dead into the camera?


_WizKhaleesi_

He's 50, that's how 90% of men his age take selfies lmao


Luchette67

Bro took Ā«Ā keep pushingĀ Ā» a bit too far


PretendFisherman1999

How tf he got a Spice Girl with this game?


kemerzp

Looks real. Unbelievable.


CHLOEC1998

64ā€” yeah he definitely cheated on his wife, as if the other records didn't do enough. Big if true.


fuckdatguy

If Geri leavesā€¦ itā€™s a wenis. Fingerā€¦. She stay


CorporateCuck92

Situation is about to get way way worse now that the red bull cover up has been exposed.


AnyHolesAGoal

Which is exactly why the leaker waited until Red Bull cleared him of any wrongdoing - they were probably waiting to see if they did anything substantial and if not, publish it all.


TheRealRegis

Was thinking the same. This looks really bad on Red Bull if itā€™s true and we already know that Ford has strong feelings on this. This could have serious implications for the entire team.


wishbackjumpsta

Andretti to buy RB, you heard it here first


AndyBR9

Jesus Christ he sounds like such a loser. He has the charisma of a toenail


cris7al

aint no way file 76 is what I think it is


opallalla

Anyway, 5s penalty for Ocon.


SilvaDaMelo

Thankfully this man was cleared of everything by a very independent investigation... Bro is creepy as fuck and harassing employee's even after they tell him to stop. What a pest.


pescawito

According to reddit's greatest minds official statement some hours ago, these are all fake.


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CreamCapital

Yea if these are fake they would have been working on them for a looong time


Reinis_LV

Mr Horndog has no rizz I must say.


Tonight-Critical

So its actually real cuz the singing video definitely cant be ai?


sabnastuh

This is a lot. I hope DTS references this next year


LoreVent

There is no way this is real right? I am in a fever dream or something?


HansBooby

Some amazing Ginger at home but still goes rummaging through the spice cabinet at work


bobinhozinho

oh my god


Striking_Aspargus

I have no idea how he survived this. I don't know what RB was thinking. The risk of this leaking, the PR nightmare that it is now, is simply not worth it. And, I am not even getting into the ethics of it ( which in this case is clearly unethical and he should have been fired)