\*\*\*Jos whispers\*\*\*
he's coming
shhh he's coming
\*\*\*Max clears throat\*\*\*
SO DID YOU SEE THE TIRE WEAR ON THE FRONT RIGHT AFTER THE SPRINT HOLY COW
Marco
fuck this let's go get fish tacos at the mercedes suite
Jos is contemplating joining mercedes. Helmet is probably thinking about how does Checos merch sales equal constructors points. Max just wants to get out of there and hop into his sim rig.
God I hope so. Preferably on live broadcast Schumi style.
I have no idea how he’s still around the place at all, nevermind how he’s so invested in everything.
If I'm not mistaken Sainz his dad also visits gp's from time to time. And so does Hamilton his dad, obviously Stroll, but he's also the owner so that makes sense.
Maybe more dads and moms, but not all are an ex-f1 driver. So they are less likely to get captured on camera.
Max should really stop putting up with this shit. IIRC when Lewis had issues with his dad being his manager, he fired him. I know Jos is not Max's manager but whatever worthless input he's giving, Max doesn't really need it anymore, does he?
Tbf max doesn't have his dad around at every race either, more like 1 out of 3 races. He was here because he was supposed to drive the RB8 in the 'legends' parade
Maybe his dad just wants to see his son win a race, i agree his upbringing sucked cuz of jos, but max likes his dad and idk why random people are upset that they now have a good relationship
good relationship? i gotta disagree. max trauma dumps all the time. it seems more like he feels like he owes him due to jos "making him the best driver" through the abuse. its harder to admit to yourself your parent fucked up royally when everyone and everything suggest you are good at what you do because of it instead of in spite of it ykwim? but i definitely agree that people should probably not be so passionate about their relationship being as they got nothing to do with them. though i definitely see as the grown adult victim of an abusive parent and upbringing how people can find it frustrating to see jos allowed to show his face in the f1 world and everyone smoothing over the abuse hes inflicted.
i honestly would bet that he did indeed beat him. i mean jos and his dad were found guilty of assault in 1998 resulting in the victims skull being fractured, charged assault but only found guilty of threatening max's mother in 2008 and arrested for attempted murder of his then girlfriend in 2011. dudes ridiculous violent and shitty.
I hate it when fathers love to be around their sons which they spent so much time with during their entire life. Can't he just knock his mom up and leave, like my dad?
"No. I am also very clear about that. I will continue to work exclusively for Max. I don't have time for other things either, I don't have the energy for it. Max is familiar to me, he is like a family member, like a friend. Of course, I have known him since he was born. I have a very different kind of bond with him. I could never muster the energy that I have for Max for another, and I'm not going to. This is of course much more than what management actually does, what I do for Max and the family. But I like to keep it to BV Verstappen"
Max's Manager is Jos's Friend oml
Jos and Helmut just realized they had the same side chick.
They don't want to air it out in front of Max, but the tension is causing the hair on the back of his neck to stand up deja-vu style.
New, clear picture of horndog was leaked.
Helmut: The fucking nerve.
Jos: God damn, so big.
Max: Not bragging but mine is bigger.
Mick: Oh no, I didn't mean to share it in the group chat.
They all look worried about their Construtors Championship bonus.
Jos spent 2€ in fuel to drive Max back to the gas station. Best investment yield ever already, but he wants more.
Max seems pretty chill about it tho
He has a plan.
This.
Horner Hater Club
HHC if you will
I thought this was Horny Horner's Cock?
'twas a finger!
Just stick with THC
I will not
Looking-for-team club?
Max doesn't, and he's the only one who matters.
1 big happy family as you can tell by their smiles
We need a wherea Waldo version with alonso's head lurking in the background
I think the Spice Girl secretly joined the club........
Mick taking a shit
Lmao, it's amazing
[удалено]
They wait for checo to finish his lap
\*\*\*Jos whispers\*\*\* he's coming shhh he's coming \*\*\*Max clears throat\*\*\* SO DID YOU SEE THE TIRE WEAR ON THE FRONT RIGHT AFTER THE SPRINT HOLY COW Marco fuck this let's go get fish tacos at the mercedes suite
Get schnitzel*
Pumpernickel toast
That snaps like a cookie
*get pumpernickel
Jos is contemplating joining mercedes. Helmet is probably thinking about how does Checos merch sales equal constructors points. Max just wants to get out of there and hop into his sim rig.
They are waiting to be served a bowl of cocoa pops
Waiting for Checo to finish
After three and a half years I thought I’d get bored of laughing at Checos pace, yet these jokes still amuses me.
Horney, we have something to say to you
Max; *uncomfortable whistling*
Me and my divorced parents at graduation
The Good the Bad & the Ugly
Nightmare blunt rotation
Why is Jos always lurking? Let the kid do his thing.
Because he's living through Max. Someday, Max will tell him to fuck off, and Jos will try to break his face.
God I hope so. Preferably on live broadcast Schumi style. I have no idea how he’s still around the place at all, nevermind how he’s so invested in everything.
Its still his father at the end of the day
The other drivers don't have daddy lingering around. Why is he there?
*Lance Stroll enters the chat*
If I'm not mistaken Sainz his dad also visits gp's from time to time. And so does Hamilton his dad, obviously Stroll, but he's also the owner so that makes sense. Maybe more dads and moms, but not all are an ex-f1 driver. So they are less likely to get captured on camera.
Max should really stop putting up with this shit. IIRC when Lewis had issues with his dad being his manager, he fired him. I know Jos is not Max's manager but whatever worthless input he's giving, Max doesn't really need it anymore, does he?
What does this even mean… hes his dad what are you even saying
The other 19 drivers on the grid don't have their dad at every race. Stroll owns a team and isn't at them all.
Jos isn't at every race. He probably can't enter certain countries with his criminal record.
Tbf max doesn't have his dad around at every race either, more like 1 out of 3 races. He was here because he was supposed to drive the RB8 in the 'legends' parade
Maybe his dad just wants to see his son win a race, i agree his upbringing sucked cuz of jos, but max likes his dad and idk why random people are upset that they now have a good relationship
No one likes an abusive man
You haven't seen me with my dad then Wait
good relationship? i gotta disagree. max trauma dumps all the time. it seems more like he feels like he owes him due to jos "making him the best driver" through the abuse. its harder to admit to yourself your parent fucked up royally when everyone and everything suggest you are good at what you do because of it instead of in spite of it ykwim? but i definitely agree that people should probably not be so passionate about their relationship being as they got nothing to do with them. though i definitely see as the grown adult victim of an abusive parent and upbringing how people can find it frustrating to see jos allowed to show his face in the f1 world and everyone smoothing over the abuse hes inflicted.
Does your dad come to work with you?
Hahah funnily enough both my dad and i work as doctors, so he does occasionally come to work with me
Many folks think he's also Max's abuser.
Think? I thought it was well known that he was excessively rough on Max growing up. Don't know about full on beatings but some really poor parenting.
i honestly would bet that he did indeed beat him. i mean jos and his dad were found guilty of assault in 1998 resulting in the victims skull being fractured, charged assault but only found guilty of threatening max's mother in 2008 and arrested for attempted murder of his then girlfriend in 2011. dudes ridiculous violent and shitty.
I hate it when fathers love to be around their sons which they spent so much time with during their entire life. Can't he just knock his mom up and leave, like my dad?
He abused the hell outta max are you serious?
Well he’s his manager so where do you expect him to be
No he's not.
"No. I am also very clear about that. I will continue to work exclusively for Max. I don't have time for other things either, I don't have the energy for it. Max is familiar to me, he is like a family member, like a friend. Of course, I have known him since he was born. I have a very different kind of bond with him. I could never muster the energy that I have for Max for another, and I'm not going to. This is of course much more than what management actually does, what I do for Max and the family. But I like to keep it to BV Verstappen" Max's Manager is Jos's Friend oml
How would the staff like to be suddenly... 
So what do you think about pumpernickel?
the fuck should we do about this perez guy then
No Horners Club
When you through fingergate was gonna be your out.
Max and the Cialis gang.
You win the race and still lose the WCC
Jos and Marko, focused on making it about themselves once again, while Max just wants to go play video games.
F1 legends and Jos Verstappen.
No thoughts, just vibes.
When you didn't want to participate in a family occasion.
Dank aside, it's clear Horner won the power struggle.
Max being the parent in PTM
Waiting for Checo to finish his lap
the good, the bad and the ugly
My dads won’t let me play with my friends
Shhhh horners coming
Waiting for a championship fight be like
The New Dutch Line essence
The three horsemen. (Who's the 4th?)
we won look the garage is empty except us
Jos and Helmut just realized they had the same side chick. They don't want to air it out in front of Max, but the tension is causing the hair on the back of his neck to stand up deja-vu style.
“Shh! Here comes Horner.”
Even mick is tired of whatevers going on
Max looks like he wants to go sit elsewhere "I'm just going to say hi dad/marko, I'll be right back, promise"
Suffering from success.
A winner, a loser and a curmudgeon
*Where the hell is Checo? Hasn’t he finished the race yet?*
Fuck christian horner, all my homies hate christian horner 
...the cunt's still here..
"Jeez what a terrible service here, still waiting to order."
despair
Eurpoean Junior, Hank3, and IV
Checo is late again?
“Alright, Christian’s gone, what were you saying?”
“We're the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have And We'll Never ever ever ever Leave Each other”
“Mick you missed the meeting for the free Mercedes seat, we were waiting for you“ Mick: “I was taking a shit”
so, three dutchmen go into a bar...
Young age. Middle age. Old age
WCC bonus rip 🪦
It really encapsulates F1 these days. Everyone is bored.
Is horner ka kuch karna padega
"Checo is faster than you"
Max: Oooo another father figure that will mistreat me
Two out of three people may have Erectile Dysfunction.
Me and the boys waiting for the fourth member of our friend group (he‘s always late)
What a picture. The mean girls club
The good, the bad and the ugly. In any order you like.
Toto’s group chat of “I want to be friends with”.
Who stole our Lederhosen
Mercedes junior team.
Helmut about to buy alpine and start DutchGP
when you've all been left behind at the gas station
Jos: So, we're going to Mercedes? Helmut: What do you mean by "we"? Max: ...
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Generational trauma
my hands hurt
Immediately after Max explains what 'hawk tuah' means to Marko and his dad...
Drake - Worst Behavior
The father, the son and the holy ghost
this should be a pain.ting
"Schumacher receiving a devestating text"
Me and the boys waiting for our flight home after a night of drinking and partying in Vegas.
Team Orange. 🍊
“Christian’s meeting with his new PA was dragging on.”
So ah, that roast beef sandwich was pretty good at lunch wouldn't you say.... Cricket just isn't the same either....
Helmut asked how max got this cracked at racing
No one likes us, hell even us don’t like us
Lunch at the in-laws
Max, “what a weird looking cock”. Jos,”horners dick”?. Max, “no Ocon”. All three laugh.
“Pretty good party, huh?”
Fuck the British monarchy
I thought jos banned from pit this week 🤔🤔
They can pay off my student debt.
"Bull Racing". Horners taking care of Red at home.
When you’re hanging out with your friend and their dad has just finished yelling at them
Definitely going to mercedes.
All their reactions when horner is still in control even after their plans using the fall girl to bring hroner down failed
"This is an Intervention"
Dude, where's my car?
no nut hungary
Max just realised he forgot it was officially “Sneans” day.
Three jerks and a pair of orange shoes
Parent-teacher conference.
Helmut mumbling: “Who would have thought the drab looking Brit would be more horny and kinky than the chiselled good looking German?”
KFM
“Gum’s got mintier lately, have you noticed?”
Soooo Horner is still team principal …..yeah….
We shot ourselves in the foot with that travel pa plan, didn’t we?
Mick on the screen with his head in his hands is a nice touch 👌
“Is perez still on his flying lap”
Max: "its called dirty sanchez, and I like it."
Dad, didn't you get the memo about going sleeveless today?
Jos: Max, please stop whistling the imperial march. We're trying to have a serious conversation here.
Luke. Vader. Palpatine.
So you’re driving f1 with your buddies the other day…..
Max wants out
"Hall, Nash and Hogan, it's the New World Order"
The Pitstop Boys
Where can I get those Shoes? The best sparco racing shoes I’ve ever seen
New, clear picture of horndog was leaked. Helmut: The fucking nerve. Jos: God damn, so big. Max: Not bragging but mine is bigger. Mick: Oh no, I didn't mean to share it in the group chat.
Sum ting wong
"Did youkjnow a black man invented peanut butter?!" ... "Too late Jos, too late".
"race finished 20 min ago. Where's Checko?"