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Gombimon

No but they have looked at me more like this 👉![img](emote|t5_33td5|9678)


Ardecle

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


halloni

\^ This is how one girl looked like when I ordered another cheeseburger to my menu ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


SnooSketches7541

Least serial killer baj ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Danikaz

Cereal killer ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


YepCrock

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670) Night shift bajs arise


Air_chandler

Followed by a sly "eww" after you've walked passed them.


Gombimon

It usually is more like a call the cops type of sound ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


No-Discussion-8510

followed by the whisper to her friend "how does he live with that face jesus" ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679)


bangodoo

my friend said hi to a girl and she speedwalk away from him ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676) ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


windowlicking_creep

your friend ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669)


bangodoo

Yeah but he only appears if I stop taking the pills ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


a-d-u-m-b

i’ve never seen a woman


MetaScrub

i prefer men


PepegaW

BillyApproved


[deleted]

I've never seen, I'm blind


DickButtHut

Yes but they aren't literal 10s so I call them whores then go look at pictures of bodybuilder men.


EZForDusigrosch

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


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ZYZZ MAINS ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9677)


[deleted]

You mirin?


slingov

Is she retarded or smth? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


EWElord

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


MostSaneBaj

Never seen a man ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


valorhippo

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


Gimows

Isn't that default for women?


teampepeja777

![gif](giphy|7xXQMlSZbeOr4Twqrn)


HajleSellajse

HOLY ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


Saperxde

OF COURSE NOT ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) who is she ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


TheMrNashville

Cemre Baysel


Cat_the_Accursed

Your mom every friday night when I visit her ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


Klientje123

Dad? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9684)


teampepeja777

Your late on payment of child support again we cant buy Eg ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679)


Omegalol678

She's a fucking robot amongE


nazianimefan

Markov what do you think about this robot woman


MarkovBaj

you think happened to shungitebot


DefNotSanestBaj

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


PenWhen

Yes, but then after a few years she started becoming a compulsive liar about any and every little thing so one day I just stopped the car randomly and I said get the fuck out I don’t ever wanna see you again. She ended up marrying my old drug dealer that would give her free coke FeelsStrongMan


RepulsivePain

markov generated fanfic LULE


MarkovBaj

Most multicultural Swede.


zenzenzen322

monkaLaugh


PenWhen

I thought I was in love ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


bangodoo

love is a concept made so we can reproduce and increase our chance of survivability as a species so we can eat up, use and destroy everything in this world until the only thing left is humanity and nothing else ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) human are all parasites and I wished the less developed Neanderthals had wiped our intelligent homo-sapien race from this earth before it spreads like a disease ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Klientje123

retarded take, my parasite life is meaningless = everyones life is meaningless ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


bangodoo

No one said that ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) just make your own meaning in life 4Head


vantdrak

Wouldn't the less developed Neanderthal later evolve as humans themselves and take our place changing fuck all? Retard take. And besides, there's never gonna come a time where the only thing left is humanity. We're nothing compared to how long dinosaurs thrived. Give it a few million years and literally no trace of humans will be found except fossil fuel. >Love is a concept made so we can reproduce... So? Life is a concept that makes you live. You now know what you have to do baj ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


bangodoo

First, I’d rather see it set back the inevitable if only for a few thousand years if Neanderthals took over. Second, I mean humanity will take over too much and kill itself, probably in this decade. And I live life everyday knowing the fact that I’m part of this group of 7 billion clueless retards. And yet I laugh at it all, somehow I have been happy living through life by this thought. ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676) like there is no more holds on me to do the things I want to do before death


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nihilist bajs ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


bangodoo

Anyway Markov what do you think about women


MarkovBaj

think about it I cant fuckiung take it I cant fuckiung take it I cant fuckiung take it I cant fuckiung take it I guess you could use the paper...


goalgetter999

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


leorik1488

cool story bro ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


kawaiichanya

free coke PagMan


PenWhen

I mean I would’ve sucked his dick too if I knew that was the outcome.


0MEGALUL-

No dick and no coke ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679)


DougTheBarry

Imagine dating a drug addict ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


PenWhen

I was one too at the time ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


a-d-u-m-b

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679)


Calibruh

Free coke ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9684)


Harsh_Online

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


EWElord

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679) why u doing this to me


[deleted]

I prefer men


Thaumius

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9677)


326159487

Is this a learnable preference?


MaxPainkiller

Of course. Being gay is a choice after all


SnooSketches7541

>a girl WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Khr0N04

A girl has never looked at me to begin with ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Terruni

We broke up after almost 3 years. I don't know what to do bajs... back to pain numbing pills I guess ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


Terruni

\-3 years ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) .oO(![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673))


ThisAintThatForReal

Fuck you, now i miss my ex too ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673) Maybe we should settle it right here on the ring? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9677)


Terruni

Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass![img](emote|t5_33td5|9677)


BioniqReddit

Be kind to yourself. Remind yourself that things may happen to no fault of your own. Don't be scared to learn from the experience, but don't dwell on it either - the past is the past. also remember to watch Forsen ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


Terruni

Surely it gets better ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


ThisAintThatForReal

Good advice but why brain always want to think about good days when i need to forget ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679) 🧠: ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9675) problem?


Terruni

I'm gonna do something stupid bajs![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


DefNotSanestBaj

Go gym ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


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[deleted]

What is this speshimen? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666) o O (![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673))


Sleepy_Azathoth

Of course, my totally real living human woman gf does it all the time.![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


whereismybetakey

Unfortunately for you, you are maidenless.


Slashtallica

Nah, it was more like this. ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) ![gif](giphy|HO5HilczK50Ws)


martin3698753

Can you just fkin STOP!!! I can't really take it anymore. I come to this sub to relax from the real world and you just constantly reminding me, that I have no social life. Just stop it. Really. Go annoy someone else. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Markov please help me, I can't take this shit anymore.


MarkovBaj

I LOOOVE ZYZZ MEMES


martin3698753

me too markov, but this didn't helped me that much


MarkovBaj

what do you keep talking about forsen? Forsen? Who is forsen? Why do you think he was always fat??


Killculator7

Reverse the roles 🦍


YerAverageRedditUser

"why does this mouthbreathing creep keeps looking at me without saying a word?"


bangodoo

“He’s staring like he wants to rape me, I’m calling the police”


BaldNBankrupt

She’s beautiful ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9672)


MlSTER_SANDMAN

Yes, when I look at POV porn ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)


xKyrad

Has a girl ever looked at you like that Markov?


MarkovBaj

a girl was sucking the horse cock incident imminent


AreefRT

monkaE


nazianimefan

And you tell me markov isnt sentient ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


MarkovBaj

you tell me the JUST DO IT FOR BILLY


p001n100

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9684)


EZForDusigrosch

N ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682) I hate women


novaizy

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


[deleted]

It’s that beatiful moment before chloroform kicks in


luksonluke

yes in a dream ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


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_lyME

if a girl shows interest in me i always think she's doing a little trollling and would be repulsed if i tried to reciprocate schizo bajs![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676) although is it even schizo? that's always been my experience, why would the future be any different? how do you even show interest in a girl without being creepy/simpy? what the fuck is this social dynamic about? im so badly socialised i wanna fucking restart life, i fucked this one up beyond repair pm me about the next baj mass suicide ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9684)


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RobbieC333_

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)💻


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valorhippo

Artistic bajs ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


Piratussy

Actual volcel OMEGALUL


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Skylak

Yes, and soon after that I cut all ties with friends because I was retarded ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


pobi_

Yes, your mother


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**Incel Chat** is ***Online*** **Incel Chat** is ***Typing . . .***


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**Markov** has joined the chat


MarkovBaj

joined the slick daddy club instead of norwegian, but CONVERSATIONS are still gonna try to make rational economic decisions. Moreover it's not for threatening violence in family movie


Ksilex

You mean slick daddy club is full of incels, Markov?


MarkovBaj

holup


bangodoo

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9668)


kadaris4h

INTEL CHAT ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


EZForDusigrosch

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9671) LE HECKIN INCELS!!!


armikk

Bajs is poop in Swedish.


TylrLS

Yeah, no Baj Sherlock


GiffyA

[sauce](https://youtu.be/zNSZ0OGhcf4?t=7686) ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667) 👍 cemre baysel


DasRite_

WOMEN HYPERDANSGAMEW


Piratussy

yes


scormaq

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669) 🤙COPEEEEE


Columime

Kappa


Novel_Priority_6560

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673) no... i prefer men tho ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Interesting-Big5934

my sister KKonaW


DemoTou2

Yes ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ if 2D women count


Timix2G

Yes ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


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MarkovBaj

You really don't understand women at everything at the door to see nexus.


a_i_g_i_s

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673) ....


Deamooz

6 years ago yes I remember


GORGOTH_ONE

I've never even seen a girl irl.


SeoFernando

Can’t be sure. I can’t look at women in the eyes ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679)


ChoppaLi

Yes but I am faithful to my wife


PM_ME_CUTE_SM1LE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


flamingDOTexe

ForsenCoomer female markov


MarkovBaj

I'm not BatChest'ing both


[deleted]

No ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


Jaissen

Tomorrow for sho!


TheAutisticKing

no


Crafty-Cauliflower-6

Crosseyed?


lambo_NaM1

I'm like at the fucking worst point of my life sitting at mall parking after a huge party, fuck off man


TheLateMrBones

In my dreams ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


BioniqReddit

yes and I still didn't shoot my shot ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) ​ i live in a sea of regrets ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


hans_eli_sebastian

yes ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


SnooSketches7541

Take them man ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)👉💊


wuxy95

Yes but I'm antisocial af ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Elon_Musk_OfficiaI

Yes, naturally, when girls have a knife 2 cm away from their belly they’ll look at me as I say. 😈Sugma grindset 🤗


n1Dj4

Like a slut?


QQEvenMore

Who is she? She looks super cute


Alfredo7777777

Cemre Baysel Go get her, Champ!


tene_brae

Cemre Baj-sel forsenE


EnesPig2005

Is that Valkyrae????


Whalesurgeon

I guess? Most people have had it happen.


I_can-t_even

IG?


GeraldWay07

Actually yes, I have a gf Guess I'm not baj enough... ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679)


a-d-u-m-b

TAKE YOUR PILLS ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


AreefRT

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669)


Columime

Pog


valorhippo

Yes FeelsDankMan


Barak_Yomama

Theyve looked at me like DansGame


sajjadziaei

Who is she?


magnFLOR

Sure ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


G3er0

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)...


DougTheBarry

Actually yes, she is super hot


enmmcdaniel

I go to the gym everyday to get this one day.


FollowingSad855

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673) idk maybe... maybe i wasn't looking back when they were staring at me like this...


Fireflake_DnB

yes.


ZupZups

what girl? LULE


SaintRosen

Has a girl ever looked at you? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


thehandmaiden99

Actually yes and she was mentally insane ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Makaveli961

HAPPY CAKE DAY FELLOW REDDITOR!!emote:t5\_33td5:9671![img](emote|t5_33td5|9671)![img](emote|t5_33td5|9671)


thehandmaiden99

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9671)oHH WOWZERS, I DINT EVEN KNOW OMG POGP PO POG POG POG


Chreint

yes and i was clueless on what to do


_lyME

we can always lose ourselves in each other's eyes bajs ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)💜


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Who is she?


TITTYFUCKMEINTHEASS

Sauce?


Thighshunter

My aunt ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


Sdgedfegw

no forsenC... ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


wenoc

Isn't this how all girls look at you? Right?


BuzzMFBuzz

Yes my Mother