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seemedlikeagoodplan

This meme feels suspiciously specific.


Puzzleboxed

"Suspiciously specific" implies it actually happened and isn't just made up.


dragoslayer1327

Nah it definitely happened. They just confused correlation with causation. A common occurrence amongst these types of morons


sophdog101

No I feel like this absolutely happened and then they posted this meme to Facebook as the boomer equivalent of a subtweet.


nebbie13

I want to start a secret, nefarious society and just call it "They"


Puzzleboxed

Can I join?


SweetNovel278

Ooo sign me up too!


InterGraphenic

Yeah but that's kind of confusing "And then they bombed this military base" "Wait, us or them?" "Them. Which is us." "Who are we?" "Them" "What?" "Yes"


New-Understanding930

Heart Attacks were unknown prior to 2021.


M1ck3yB1u

Deaths were unknown. People were immortal up until mandatory shots.


hiding_in_the_corner

And what is Granny's opinion about getting bitten by a radioactive spider?


joeysprezza

Because you wouldn't know if a family member had a heart attack, because nobody would call you, because nobody wants you around


Ben_Pharten

"Have you had your shot of Jameson?"


Colonel_Macklemoore

deadass thought this was about alcoholism before i saw they comments, was really confused


masterfulnoname

Funny, I had my heart attack as a direct result of COVID-19 at the ripe old age of 29, before the vaccines for it were ever available.


MasterAinley

Leave Spider-Man out of this, you uncultured swine! He doesn’t deserve this!


PurpleSailor

They are: "4 out of 5 Dentists" and those "Doctors that recommend." They recommend you get your COVID shot of course.


HoosegowFlask

[Never mind you dirty little brat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJH0eBtnbcs&t=237s)


ebolaRETURNS

I'd actually be okay with them asking. Having a giggle would probably be good for my recovery.


TheFoodChamp

Is this meme comparing covid to heart disease?


ZxasdtheBear

There is a conspiracy that the Covid Vaccine causes heart attacks, the people who think this are ignoring things like alcohol consumption during lockdowns, the drastic rise in Vaping as a substitute for cigarettes, or how the most commonly ordered alcoholic mix drink is RedBull+Vodka, a mix of uppers and downers, or the increased use of energy drinks in general. All of which are more likely to cause heart problems.


TheFoodChamp

Ah I see now thanks for explaining


calliatom

Not to mention the increased cost of living leading people to eat more processed foods, eat more cheaper, fattier meats like hamburger, go to the doctor less, etc. Being actually healthy is a luxury these days.


Simspidey

this one made me laugh


EarthToAccess

At least they said it with quotes and not triple parenthesis.


ThySquire

Whenever they say "they", it's usually referring to Jewish people, even more if they use """they""" or """them"""


Chrysalii

(((They)))