I like that you took the photo from orbit.

Trying to encapsulate the full beauty

Disclaimer: This is an Irish-style fry, so we have white pudding and potato bread to accompany the fried bread, which I would assume you are all familiar with. Thank you, and enjoy gazing upon this fry.

This is really good. You are so tall you definitely need the second fried slice.

tea looks bang on

You beat me to it.

Did you deep fry that egg?

No

I for one will award you an extra point for actually applying heat to the sausages, nothing worse than the sun bleached monstrosities we see too often as they oink their way around the plate. Also an extra point for fried bread, my daughter used to look at me horrified when she saw me having fried bread, then she tried it and the rest is history (insert evil laugh here), I'm tempted to add a third point for potato bread, it's a much under valued addition to a good fry up.

Is the fry up really small, or is it far away?

Chair! Curtains! Floor! Gobshite!

Very nice indeed. I even had a wee zoom in to admire that.

This is so beautiful i want to frame it and hang it an art museum. Absolute perfection.

If I were you, I think I'd start with the beans trying to escape the plate.

Oh I did

10/10

Throw that bacon a life jacket it’s drowning in beans 😂 nice job mate I’d polish that off.. is that toast or fried bread btw?

Fried bread mate, accompanied with the potato bread makes for a carb fuelled orgasm.

This looks very decent. Nice job.

How tall are you ?

Was that photo taken with a drone ?

8/10 Nice, you could charge

Perfect amount of beans! Good looking sausages too. The eldritch egg is a bit wrong though

Fried slice not cut in half 0/10 ^(Jus' kidding. I absolutely would 10/10)

Are you Spider-Man?

Plate too small. Serve toast o a separate plate. Otherwise looks good