Little did we know, the ADA was secretly the American Dalek Act, and all the efforts to build ramps and curb cuts are just laying the groundwork for the invasion
Giving everything it's own lane is completely useless. Just limit maximum vehicle width to something pretty thin. Speed limit to something slow. Make sure they physically can't go faster (the technology for that exists). Then divide the street into lanes, mandate people move as far right as they can and only overtake on the left. Then make sure that's followed.
A new lane for every vehicle speed would just reduce density.
The robot looking thing is a Dalek, a recurring enemy of Dr Who. When the Daleks were first introduced in the 1960s they were limited to moving on flat, smooth terrain and it was a running joke among fans that they could be defeated by stairs. The joke here is that introducing bike lanes has been a Dalek ploy to allow them to easily take over the earth while still being limited to driving on smooth terrain.
Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate
*EX-TER-MIN-ATE!'*
ELEVATE!
Me, when I see cars
I can hear this comment.
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!
Little did we know, the ADA was secretly the American Dalek Act, and all the efforts to build ramps and curb cuts are just laying the groundwork for the invasion
We removed our best defense against the Daleks: stairs
stairs don't work anymore, they can ELEVATE [https://youtu.be/MK9liYPm7eE](https://youtu.be/MK9liYPm7eE)
That is frightening. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
Dear God
Finally real answers to how not just building stairs woulda stop the Daleks from conquering the universe.
You would make a good Dalek.
No you would make a good Dalek
Get a room!
At least he's wearing a helmet! Unlike that maniac Davros.
You are lucky to be alive after encountring a Dalek !
What if it was there to exterminate cars parked in the bike lane?
It has exterminated too much, it became the thing it hated the most.. a car itself
Crikey, Reggie, BLORGONS!
The final evolution of bikes
God I hate Daleks, horrid, heretical, disgusting abominations. Exterminate them.
“Stick to the Dalek lane, wanker!”
pull a 12th doctor in season 9 and ride around in the bottom half of a dalek
Sorry to inform you, but Daleks can float over stairs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_cJ9BlMCw8
We need a go kart lane
No joke, a place to ride scooters that go 30KMH+ where people won’t get mad at you would be awesome. We need miniature transportation highways
Giving everything it's own lane is completely useless. Just limit maximum vehicle width to something pretty thin. Speed limit to something slow. Make sure they physically can't go faster (the technology for that exists). Then divide the street into lanes, mandate people move as far right as they can and only overtake on the left. Then make sure that's followed. A new lane for every vehicle speed would just reduce density.
Wait, do you mean that building a new lane does not solve the problem???
I guess I am. People here seem to forget that as soon as it comes to special lanes for micromobility.
Dalek don't care. Dalek didn't ask. Go kick rocks on someone elses bike lane.
Goddamn... Now I'm not going to be able to shake the urge to build a hollow Dalek that fits over a unicycle
DALEKS DO NOT USE MANUAL PURVEYANCES. DALEKS SEEK ONLY TO DESTROY.
> Only our cars will save us now! No. Stairs. We need lots of stairs.
Huh?
OP is making a joke about the Dalek (alien species from doctor who) being in the bike lane
evil alien species from doctor who more like
Space Nazi's more like
British robots. Ask your nerd friends.
There is a brown R2D2 and OP does not like robots
It the funny salt shaker alien from doctor who.
It’s cool and all but shouldn’t he put his quirky little project on the sidewalk and not block the bike lane?
Inconveniencing pedestrians (including those in wheelchairs or using a walker)? No, cyclists don't hold a priority in this case.
EXTERMINATE.
CRUSH KILL DESTROY SWAG When approaching a 6-lane intersection
Look out! Blorgons!
Is that supposed to "PLUNGE" bikers going too slow? 🤣🤣🤣
Oh no, a motorist driving in the bike lane! Put him in the curry!
Peaceful dalek
I don’t get it? I really dont
The robot looking thing is a Dalek, a recurring enemy of Dr Who. When the Daleks were first introduced in the 1960s they were limited to moving on flat, smooth terrain and it was a running joke among fans that they could be defeated by stairs. The joke here is that introducing bike lanes has been a Dalek ploy to allow them to easily take over the earth while still being limited to driving on smooth terrain.
Thank you!
Henry Fondle?
Yeild! YEEEIIIILLLLDDDDD!!!!
I love any excuse to post a link to # [The Timelords - Doctorin' The Tardis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsAVx0u9Cw4)
What the hell is that goofy ahh looking thing💀
[Dalek](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek?wprov=sfla1)
Space Nazis from Doctor Who.
Hey OP! Where is this? :)
never supported bike lanes
Everyone except bikers use them.
I am safe in my car.
Counterpoint: That's just a personal car for a Dalek and as such shouldn't be on the bike path, it should be on the road.
You know they are on unicycles under that right??
Early Daleks were tricycle-powered.
Seems like you could use some Dalek Relaxation for Humans: https://youtu.be/e59guruVL4o
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