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meatball402

Just riding around, spewing all that oxygen as you travel


CardiologistOk2760

who said cycling doesn't cause emissions


2anser

So it's a net zero ride


supamonkey77

I really hates these guys, going around, modifying their vehicles and rolling O2.


cherrybombsnpopcorn

You made me snort


alien_ghost

The engine spews CO2 all over, especially up hills. And have you seen the price of fuel lately? Grilled cheese sandwiches are expensive.


SeaNational3797

*CO2 (not sure if that's part of the joke or not lol)


rpungello

It was a tree joke (they “exhale” oxygen)


SeaNational3797

Oh thought u were talking about the cyclist lol


jrtts

The bicycle doesn't have only unlimited legroom, it also has unlimited headroom!


Probotect0r

"Not only does the bicycle have unlimited leg room, it also has unlimited head room!"


CannabisLupus

Fixed


siglosi

Thought you were climatetown guy for a sec, nice biking


alex_cy

I wish!


Alex_Shelega

"Damn those bushy eyebrows!!!"


pjk922

Congrats on being called a stupidly sexy lobster fisherman!


CharlesBalester

"I'm Rollie Williams, a guy with a climate science and policy degree, and the only bicycle equipped for the Calvin Cycle, welcome to Climate Town"


mteriyaki

tree hugging, two wheeled commie !


hooDio

i could see some conservative screaming that, lol, you can also add "cultural marxist" for some extra spice


society_sucker

You've described a perfect man.


di_Bonaventura

Coolest guy in town that day.


alex_cy

I biked through a busy park and it felt like I was a celebrity. Alot of slack jawed people staring and then smiling. I'm just glad to advertise the fact that you can transport anything by bike if you are determined enough.


RilohKeen

I work retail, and I cannot express to you how often someone purchases a 70” TV and then asks me to load it into their mini cooper and then they have the nerve to get mad and look at me like “well how are you gonna fix this?” when I tell them it won’t fit.


echow2001

Lol cagers can't imagine needing to plan out how to pack things because they usually drag around 10x the capacity than they need


MrManiac3_

Should be okay to just have it delivered 😁


beachblanketparty

Haha, yeah. Yeahhhh. I worked at IKEA for a good while. Happened every day there.


COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO

#Bring me...A SHRUBBERY!


ilolvu

Ni!


Blarghnog

This is the kind of quality, positively focused content this sub needs. Nice work OP. Let’s show ‘em how it’s done.


Serenesis_

what kinda tree?


alex_cy

Not a tree. It's a plumosa fern.


PixelPantsAshli

Oh I love those! They're so funny how they climb around everything - and they grow so fast I swear you can almost watch them move. Yours look incredible! I'd love to see them in their new home. Did it poke you at all? They can get a little stabby!


spinni81

The plant was like "I'm moving so fast, this is freeeeedom".


alex_cy

She loved it!


spinni81

No doubt. I started doing some urban gardening on my balcony this year. Almost everything I needed I brought home on my bike. I only took the bus once to a store on the other side of town because cycling there is a nightmare.


mishatal

Reminded her of the on shore breezes of ancestral memory.


dark_thanatos99

Just be careful with your bakance. Woulndt want you falling


space_coyote_86

Watch out for those overhead cables though


EmeraldsDay

no car no problem


Eissimare

This is such a joyful image, love it!!


NinjaRider407

lol nice, fuck cars!


friendlysoviet

Atta-fucking-boy


cherrybombsnpopcorn

I came across an older couple trimming a giant branch off a tree, and I asked if I could have it. They didn't think I could get it home on my bike. It definitely wouldn't have fit in my car lol. Cars gave me a much wider berth on that ride lololol.


Shady_Nastyy

That's awesome! Best I've managed is buying bunches of flowers and riding home with them secured in my bottle cage. I'll bring panniers next time so I can get a tree!


ArdentDrive

What plants are those? I like them and they'd be perfect in my space.


alex_cy

It's a plumosa fern


theriptide259xd

It won’t be a problem 🗿


SlamMonkey

What tree is that?!


alex_cy

It's a plumosa fern.


SlamMonkey

Sweet, thank you.


56Bot

And some driver would still be able to claim they couldn’t see you because you didn’t wear high vis.


sebnukem

"No. That's why I took my bike."


manchester_bee

Just out of interest what plant is that? It’s lovely


alex_cy

It's a plumosa fern.


manchester_bee

Thank you. Will add to our list 🌿


karabeckian

Sweet bike and fern and use case and stuff but - **ARE THOSE KANGAROOS?** I lost so much fucking change in those shoes as a kid. Do they still have the zip pockets? Where'd ya get them?


alex_cy

They have a velcro pocket in the tongue, but I never use them. I got them a Kangaroos shop near my apartment.


notFREEfood

Ah yes, this plant Please keep it in a pot; if you stick it in the ground you're going to create a headache for yourself


feugh_

Jeffrey Dean Morgan what are you doing here