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LuckyEmoKid

Either that's one insanely fast-growing tree, or this car is powered by horses.


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I know the 35 year number is for the meme, but some species of tree could easily get this big in 35 years, especially if this is in a tropical region.


bende99

This definietly from eastern EU, I recognize this tree and the quality pavement work.


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What species of tree? Any idea? Pic of the leaves?


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Fagus sylvatica, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagus\_sylvatica


0100_0101

Indeed, I think it is between 50 and 75 years old from this picture. (However accurate guessing age from a picture is impossible)


darukhnarn

Even in a free stand that would be incredibly fast for f.sylvatica. I assume the garage was built after that tree. Stupid, but to get to that size they usually need north of 100years.


OkSo-NowWhat

Maybe it's the perspective?


cownd

Maybe it grew from beans?


TheLustyDremora

Did he have to trade a cow for them?


PuckNutty

Maybe it's Maybelline?


BloomsdayDevice

Yeah, that's a huge beech.


0100_0101

You are probably right, I tried to stay on the low side. But if they did build the garage besides that tree it is a miracle it survived.


thisischemistry

> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagus\_sylvatica Fixed link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagus_sylvatica


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thisischemistry

Yep, makes you wonder if they do it to make the old Reddit experience worse to drive people away from it. I just wish the new Reddit had a basic mode that turned off most of its nonsense. I want a basic forum, not some ever-scrolling experience.


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Faxon

Just shows that their goals with the app are not honest ones that benefit their users. They could have bought out any one of these apps potentially, but instead they made the worst reddit app of them all, to match their shitty new site format.


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Altair_Khalid

Helvetica’s elven sister.


kzzzo3

Reported


jaxonya

Oh yeah, yeah. -Beavis I love that we are doing Beavis and Butt-Head again for a whole new generation. Mike Judge is a treasure.


john_andrew_smith101

Dang ol Porky's butthole man


Axl2TheMaxl

Thx someone needs to stand up to these bigots


spudd08

heh heh heh ... https


psycho_driver

Very similar in appearance to the Biggus Dickustricka, only the trunk isn't quite as girthy.


JamesVanderMoosh

You can only find those on the European incontinent.


psycho_driver

Yes and they grow particularly well in the muddy crevices between two hills. Or is that the Fagus?


lazyparrot

It has a wife, you know.


TheBlyatMun

She's called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks


pHScale

Heh he heh...beech


mbxz7LWB

Hey! Speak for yourself!


Gazza-Mct

A beech tree then.


genius_rkid

I hate how reddit sometimes fucks up links and adds a backslash to them


Expert_Imagination97

It's a beech tree. And, no, they don't grow that fast.


acleverlie421

This is nowhere near a beach. -Kenm


Dense-Hat1978

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time


Viking_Hippie

He's back! There's fresh content at r/KenM


ntwiles

Looks like a lot of imitators to me.


Viking_Hippie

You're thinking of r/NotKenM . A common mistake 😉


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5511

You should know by now it's considered rude to call the tree a beech.


BurritoLover2016

Also, to be fair, this is actually an ancestor of the beech lineage. This is a son of a beech.


[deleted]

Sure they do! You're looking at 12+" in height each year and likely 2-3" in girth that same period of time. Over 30+ years a tree could easily reach this size with that growth habit.


motorsizzle

r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Hoffi1

Could also be the more central Germany. We have those too and the roots will ruin any pavement.


skelks86

If I look at the gutter and see how the flat roof is connected to the house and the brick Gothic church in the background, I would guess north or west Germany. Maybe Belgium ~~or the Netherlands~~. /Edit And the parking forbidden sign on the other garage is just typically German.


ErikSKnol

Not the netherlands, we don't generaly use plaster that much on buildings. At least not that kind


skelks86

Oh yeah that's right, that's a point.


matchosan

People, just look at the modern scripture on the wall there KMT TBM That tag should be known by someone


anti_pope

Looks very much like Slovenia to me. Particularly Ljubljana.


Acceptable_Reading21

If we are going by pavement quality this could also be New Jersey


duckcars

the original image however comes from germany, then with the title ~"oldtimer, sitting in garage for 25 years, 72km miles run, for sale" from a meme account about bizarre small ads/bizarre small ads images. Judging by the church and the tbm tag i'd say Northern Germany.


daskeleton123

I reckon UK, look at the red brick arches in the background.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

And the freaking medieval church looking building behind the house


wiseguy187

This thick in 35 years? I'd like to see a species named.


NorthStarTX

Eastern cottonwood probably has that beat, it can grow 4m+ in the first year and just under 2m a year every year thereafter. We had a 20 year old tree on our fence line that was easily that big around. That said, this is definitely not an eastern cottonwood.


wotmate

Sure, but why would you let a tree grow in front of the garage that has your new car in front of it?


[deleted]

I think we are all looking way too deep into this meme haha.


s4b3r6

You may have lived in a different city to the ol' family house, and have finally decided to deal with the assets.


3-DMan

Two car garage! ^(Restrictions may apply)


takingwave

They build the garage around the car


Mete11uscimber

Narrator: the car was powered by horses.


Particular-Ad-4772

I didn’t know it was legal for trees to own cars ? Does it come with junk in the trunk ?


TheG8Uniter

Junk in the trunk more like Bark in the back


DungeonsandDevils

leaves in the lust hole 🥵 🍃💦


MaxHannibal

Chlorophyll in the clitoris.


SomeMothsFlyingAbout

🌿 r/botanicalporn


Hidesuru

Ooooh. A new 'porn' sub to add to my collection. Beautiful photos.


apadin1

Risky click but it ended up ok


LifeBuilder

A tree can [own itself](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_That_Owns_Itself) so why not a car too.


f4tebringer

I never knew about this! I need to go check this tree out lol


Foreign-Gap-1242

car is $200 tree removal is $5000 (edit: sorry i forgot to add that i have a tree this same size Beach tree next to my house about 8 feet away, its starting to be a problem dropping branches and nuts on the house and it will be about 5k to take it down, its over 45 feet tall)


Addicted-2Diving

Dang 😅


Pherusa

This picture looks like Germany / Netherlands. If so, chances are high you aren't allowed to remove this tree even if it's your own property.


rambo_oz3

I felt England from the background. But yeah this seems like a local government and regulations problem.


Foreign-Gap-1242

wonder how they work the issue of it possibly falling on the house? ours turned into an insurance issue so insurance says it has to come down ....heres a check


Pherusa

At least in Germany, it is your duty as homeowner to properly care for your trees. As for trees falling on your house: if you want to cut down an old tree, your local city will send an arborist. Healthy old trees won't be cut down even if those are close to buildings. If it's ailing, they might first try to fix it, cut down parts, stabilise the branches with ropes/wires etc. Insurances? They don't have any say in this and are not allowed to raise premiums. The deciding factor is, if your tree falls under the laws of nature / tree protection. And if you cut down an old tree illegaly, the fines are really really hefty, like five to six figures, in some cases even prison. That deters rich people from just cutting down trees and regarding the fines as cost of business.


Thuller

What happens if your tree is cut by somebody else without you knowing? Seems like there is a very simple way around this, especially if you have the money.


Cruccagna

How is that supposed to happen? Someone will notice a tree being cut. It’s huge.


Zarlon

you just have to be clandespine


RawrRRitchie

If a rich person wants to cut down a tree badly enough they'll still do it You don't seem to realize enough money keeps you above the law At the very least it can keep stalling the case to take years before they meet justice


alQamar

That’s a lot less true for germany. We regularly have millionaires doing time.


PawnStarRick

Cheapest way to do it would be to sawcut an opening in the opposite side of the garage big enough to get the car out. A few hundred dollars, maybe 2 hours of work max.


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Or you can dismantle the car piece by piece. A car that old should be largely bolted together, but if you have to cut a weld so be it. Should take about 20-30 minutes tops.


Deathwatch72

That sucks but without seeing pictures and just based on your description thats not a bad price. I take down trees too, and this seems like a 5 to 6 person job(one in the tree, one managing ropes, one saw on ground trimming big chunks, at least one guy to drag, someone to run the chipper, and maybe someone to be driving the full chipper bin to be emptied). Minimum 2 work trucks. Seems like it needs a lot of rope work because you're having to keep the branches from destroying the house underneath it and you can't just tip the tree right over so it's coming apart in pieces and having to be roped down 45 ft is way the fuck up there so you need some long ass ropes so you have enough length to tie around things or loop through things or even use compound pulleys. Safety rope is going to be pretty long too. Honestly the more I'm thinking about it the more difficult it gets, sounds like an overly stressful job which means I would charge a lot


Foreign-Gap-1242

yep, AND get this the guy that trimmed it a few years back was 70+ years old and the guys holding the ropes while he trimmed way up there were in their 20's! anyway the trimming didnt work and now all those branches died, no need for the chipper we will just load it all on a trailer and haul it over to my brother ..... the outdoor wood furnace will take anything you chuck in the door, it even has a pellet feeder


userdeath

My dude complaining about free nuts..


treat_killa

Is beach wood desirable? Maybe you could find a woodworker interested in the wood, sometimes they will remove the tree just to have it


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AnyHowMeow

Best I can do is tree fiddy


Karest27

Goddamn loch Ness monster! Get outta here!


BozMoo

I gave him a dollar


Behind8Proxies

She gave him a dollar.


NuttyMcShithead

Lawd it was so scary.


NRMusicProject

I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.


unique-name-9035768

Well, of course he's not gonna go away, ~~Mary~~ Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more! *Edit: Been a while since I saw the episode & got the name wrong.*


SpiritualL30

*Nellie


mortavius2525

She gives him a dollar!


shopelle

I just laughed so hard for real. Thank you


ECatPlay

Tell ya' what. Drive it away and it's yours.


HeeTrouse51847

What about free tiddy?


gazpachosoup77

The car is free - you pay to remove tree.


FlaccidButtPlug

Gas for my chainsaw is about $10, that's a bargain


ebpomtl

Still have to drive past the stump


inorite234

Typo....his car is 3500 years old.


Stay-Thirsty

Yabba Dabba Do


Jeremy_irons_cereal

*60s cartoon running on the spot noises*


Tinydoggie027

Plot twist: there's another garage door on the other side


pvaa

Plot twist: that door also has a massive tree blocking it


KFR42

Plot twist: the roof opens. The car is Thunderbird 1.


spectre1006

Thundercougarfalconbird


fun-dan

Plot twist: Darth Vader is actually Luke's father


Addicted-2Diving

Lol


FleshlightModel

Plot twist X2: the odometer has already rolled over once.


RandyHoward

Plot twist x3: there is no car


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redpandaeater

They sell actual Gojacks that will go around the wheel and then jack it up directly instead of having to jack up and then dolly it separately. At that point though why not just [Austin Powers it?](https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-24-2015/FwrTa1.gif)


Sengura

Jokes aside, you definitely should never buy a car that's been sitting unused for 35 years (unless you know what you're doing and are prepared to restore it). The liquids inside it probably corroded through the engine/hoses/tanks and will likely need a lot of work done before it can run. The rubber in every part of the vehicle (including tires) will be extremely brittle and unsafe.


YouhaoHuoMao

My Aunt's father (she's my mother's half-sister) had tw Rolls Royce cars and a Firebird in his garage. He kind of went senile and basically stopped caring for anything. The cars sat maybe eight years. When he died we opened the garage. They were all destroyed. It was so sad. They couldn't even be salvaged they were so rusted and rotted.


kadno

My dad has a '67 El Dorado that's been sitting in his warehouse for since the late 90's. I'm afraid to see what that thing looks like now


Sengura

Does he live in a humid area? Usually if they're stored in dry areas (places like AZ/NV/TX/etc) they last pretty long. Living near a beach is the worst for it, my aunt lives across the street from the beach not even facing it, and she has to replace all of her metal stuff like dishwashers/washing machine/etc every few years because they get rusted.


YouhaoHuoMao

Eastern PA - very humid


n1nj4squirrel

Totally agree, but 35 years old would put us in countach and quattro range. Might be worth disassembling the whole car in the garage and re building it.


Virtual-Yam-4733

A 2002 golf GTI 25th anniversary edition was put into storage and pulled out 20 years later to sell for over $40,000. It only had eight original miles on it. https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/cars/article-9851431/A-20-year-old-VW-Golf-GTI-8-MILES-clock-sells-38-250.html


MonsieurReynard

Your money would have done better in an index fund with no storage costs.


NCSUGrad2012

Also, it’s not good for a car to sit that long.


my_people

we'll get some sit-stand desks for it


Cassian_Rando

It was stored on purpose. And properly started. Guy knew what he was doing.


Hit4Help

Sure would. From the article - Even taking into account 19 years of inflation, with a adjusted valuation £27,802 the first owner is walking away with a profit of £10,446. Such a bad investment for the return with amount of effort required to store it. ROI works out around 1.69%


Schavuit92

Did you factor in storage costs?


Hit4Help

Not at all. You would also expect the auction to take a cut of the sale too. Googling Silverstone auctions they charge a 7.5%±VAT commission ontop of the hammer price.


EnjoyerOfBeans

Which is exactly why these vintage pristine condition cars are so rare. They're exclusively a product of accidents.


more_beans_mrtaggart

There’s a co in central UK that buys like this new, breaks them down and stores them. They have several hundred. The ones that stood out for me was the brand new E-Type Jaguar, XR3, BMW 5 Series 525e (mid 80s) and a BMW black widow. Occasionally they rebuild one and sell it new.


Competitive_Pool_820

Does the price include a chainsaw


Falcon_Rogue

Hey now the tree didn't do anything, just take out the wall to the next garage, put the car on some wheel dollies and roll it over and out. Just need a ceiling support header to hold up that little roof and it'll be fine.


yeahright17

Wheel dollies are so cool. Friend in high school had a super deep garage. He convinced his parents to let him park in the garage sideways in front of their cars. So he'd have to wait for one of his parents to leave, spin his car into their spot, set the brakes on the dollies, then he'd just drive off. I was amazed at how quick it was. Took him less than 2 minutes.


fappygilwhore

I don't get it


Spirited-Classic8284

Car is inaccessible in the garage because tree is blocking it


ftppftw

Here I was, trying to figure out how everyone thought the tree was a car. Like fuckin SpongeBob and his boulder


fappygilwhore

Ok. That's kinda what I assumed he was implying. Thanks.


Tethermetoearth

So you did get it.


NootNootington

Probably assumed that couldn't possibly be the joke because it's not funny.


claytonds

This 100%


Foray2x1

I'm learning that this is the theme of r/funny


Tethermetoearth

Lol fair


thecatgoesmoo

I also "didn't get it" because it isn't funny if that's the reason.


Topikk

You must be new here. /r/funny is famously poorly named.


thecatgoesmoo

Very new.


verdatum

I didn't get it because it was not evident that the panel behind the tree was a garage door. The photo has shitty composition for the sake of this joke.


Cattaphract

Its possible the garage has a second door behind the building


Saw_Boss

Or they just used the garage for storing other things. The door will open fine.


funnythebunny

correct; no one will be able to.


berkleysquare

Is it a Treebant


pewpewpewouch

Subaru Forester


derpmcperpenstein

Spacious Trunk


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Stay-Thirsty

It’d be great if it was one of those old cars with the wood-like paneling on the side. You cut the tree down and customize the wood paneling with part of the tree.


Jeety88

Bring a trailer.... And chainsaw.


3Dshrek

It’s stick shift though


Durtzo

Look at all that trunk space.


Maij-ha

How does it have 20 miles? Looks pretty rooted to me. Also… how do you get in?


MistakeNotMyState

So... cut the wall between the garages and pull the car sideways on the rollers. Profit!


RicrosPegason

Or open the garage door on the other side


grahamcrawley

Full service history 😬


f0rdf13st4

I think the door still opens and the box is used to store bikes? I am guessing they didn't get permission to remove the tree when the garage was built


OTTER887

...looks like the garage was built after the tree.


TheGroundBeef

Trees a LOT older than 35 years… maybe 135 years


notCRAZYenough

Why would they build a garage behind? Makes no sense.


8MattInfinity8

This unit features an attached hidden garage.


tirli

It's like a modern day Excalibur.


-RastaPasta-

I must be the stupidest bitch on the planet. I don’t get it, can someone please explain.


artniSintra

The meme is suggesting that the owner of the garage (behind the tree) owns a classic car that has been sitting in that garage long enough for a full grown ass tree to grow up and now he's not able to sell it because the car is friggin stuck 🙃


-RastaPasta-

THANK YOU


flargenhargen

A garage at a house near my friends had 3 deloreans parked inside that were never driven or moved. I'm thinking just putting that money in savings would've been more lucrative.


meatball402

"Buyer responsible for removal"


SocialPsycho7337

It's in such good condition that you can pass it down your family tree


yeezy_boost350v2

That tree is at least 100 years old


arapyemos

Is that a BMW tree series?


technowaffle1417

Fuckin mint


thekidmonae

How did he park there tho ?


beans-w-t-f

how does it Look? - I Cant remember


pudderf

Test drive is going to be interesting


sproutwasthere

Which TREE is that??


ApprehensiveRush1135

Hopefully, the garage is opened in the inside were there’s no walls blocking out the 2nd entrance to be able to pullout that way. Just a thought 🤔


573IAN

“Where’s the car?” “In the garage.”


Kaiserbread

Is it a Nissan leaf?


LABARATI

So I’m guessing the joke is he can’t get it out of the garage cause of the tree


Mtedwards7

r/treessuckingonthings


Silent-Field-8815

Let me guess the new owner is responsible for getting it out of the garage! 😁😄😄😄👏👏👏👍🏻


Im-Not-Your-Daddy01

Great trunk size


ShortRound89

Fuck the car, what the hell is that tree if it's only 35 years old.


[deleted]

“You come get it when you buy it. Figure out a way”


shredder619

dunno what kind of tree that is, but it looks a lot older then 35 years from its diameter.


dreaminginrealityy

I am so confused what is the joke


Creative_Ad_5174

Has a lot of trunk space