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Well, you know how you call the person last in their class at med-school a doctor? Similarly, you call the person last in their class at an engineering college an engineer. Just a civil engineer.
A few years ago I read a statement written by a British pleesofr, and all I can say is that this kid already has the linguistic skills to become a pleesofr.
Naaw. Talking to Americans has only taught me that as long as they can have their gun, they don’t care if every kid in every American school is murdered.
Can confirm as pharmacist that says Penicillin to be taken with meals 3 times a day for a week, the patient needs to have their blood pressure checked every 3 days and avoid alcohol.
I read that too and I like it better. It'd be such a funny photo to own if he did go full-on academic. Just imagine some respectable middle-aged professor who's also chill enough to have this framed somewhere in his office - both as a little joke and as an encouragement that people can mess something up this badly and still work to succeed in the end. :)
Police are the most scared babies around, that's why they sign up to be legally armed at all times with the authority to boss anyone around and kill them if they don't comply
Yes, I'm certain all police officers are all exactly the same and definitely don't have varying motivations. For example, I'm sure this kid is scared all the time and really wants to kill people.
Hey, you have some respect! They go out there every day, strap on their gun and go out to do the 23rd most dangerous job there is! Out of the 800,000 cops in America, every one of them knows that they might be one of the 40ish cops on average who are killed by suspects each year, that means for every 20,000 there are, one of them will be killed in the year, but even though one of them could die that year those same 20,000 brave, brave heroes go out there to pull over people doing 65 in a 70, or to arrest a mentally handicapped man who was taking too long buying a bicycle, or break the arm of a grandmother with dementia because Wal-Mart said she stole like $10 of merchandise, or break a kid's foot because he asked someone else for directions even though an officer had just told him how to get there, and they make sure that they kill 21 people for every one of them they lose, just like goddamned HEROES. Only heroes could ever get such a sweet k/d ratio. There are almost 14 officers who die on duty (in any way, 50% of the time it's car accidents) per 100,000 cops each year, never mind the fact that for loggers that number is 136/100,000 or that for delivery drivers that number is 25/100,000, cops are clearly the very best and bravest us, even if it is twice as dangerous to deliver pizzas for a living, so we need to suck their dicks every chance we get so that they know what heroes we think they are, or they might just stop collecting revenue for the state and protecting the interests of capital, and that would be total anarchy! So have some respect!
Nah, those "people" are scared of their own shadow, which is why they constantly overreact and kill the people they are supposed to protect. They are also psychopaths which is why they shoot so many pets every year.
I’d rather an animal get shot than see a human being get bitten or attacked by an animal that is loose and out of Control. It is the responsibility of the owner to have their animal trained. And when they are killed by Cops without a good reason, I believe they should be reprimanded
Spelling correctly? HA. They don't even have to tell their stories right, let alone spell it out correctly, they lie about what they do regularly. This kid is on the fast track!
Psssh, fuck you guys, we are sick and tired of you guys going around and burning all of our houses down, we won't live in your infernocracy any longer! [FUCK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JkrJUAg8aI)
It's funny, EVERY boy in my kindergarten class said they wanted to be a fireman. Including myself. When I dropped my son off at school the other day, I noticed the teacher was asking all the boys "what do you want to be when you grow up? A fireman or police man? Looking back, I think the teacher was just steering us all towards saying that so she could get that shit over with and move on...☹️☹️🤣
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I suck at spelling, that's why I became an Engeneer 😅
Inginíring is a fun job
Collage was hard tho
My dumbass spent a second thinking “wait, there’s nothing spelt wrong here”
*theirs
The entire thread is about misspelled words as a joke and you make one and people are just like ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. Reddit is such a weird place.
I see. So you support com(edy)munism? You think all jokes should be equally treated. Well this is America!
**tye’hirs
My daddy was one of them Injure-kneers
Due to a typo, I majored in unclear engineering, and now I’m only qualified for Three Mile Island and Chernobyl.
Congrajlashins.
I've seen injuneer.
My dad has a shirt that says that he’s an engineer spelled wrong 3 times, then it just says “I’m good at math”
I suck at spelling and basic arithmetic, so I'm going to school for electronic engineering
Well, you know how you call the person last in their class at med-school a doctor? Similarly, you call the person last in their class at an engineering college an engineer. Just a civil engineer.
I thought it was meant to say professor.
Is it supposed to say police officer? Pleesofr?
Pronounce it like so: Plees-Of-R
I thought it was Peace Offer lmfaoo
A few years ago I read a statement written by a British pleesofr, and all I can say is that this kid already has the linguistic skills to become a pleesofr.
My first thought was "plesiosaur", but even a kid this age knows he's not going to become a dinosaur.
Yep, you got it
Coulda not known the name for lawyer and got Plea officer
May be a Philosopher...
Philosopher?
Plesiosaur?
I'm not sure how we all knew it was police officer when so many of the letters the word needs are missing.
OP here. . Its indeed Police Officer. . his dad is an officer
my 7 yo read it as police officer and didn’t see anything wrong with it.
Bruh why people downvoting you😂 Reddit is weird man
Reddit hates police :/
Because all cats are beautiful. And that other thing.
Militarized swine legacy. I love it.
You're a gross person.
It's not supposed to be "professor"???
This was actually my first guess.
The same way the kids spelled it. One sound at a time.
It's obvious - Please, I need plea offer, police officer
Omg what I thought it said philosopher...
I cannot spell at all, but I am dyslexic and immediately knew it was police officer. This is all day everyday for me. :)
tbh he’s already qualified
Let’s get this young man a gun
You joke but arming the children will be next after arming the teachers…
The Kinder Guardians
Kinder Surprise
That will be a terrible rom/com that I will watch beginning to end
Idk about that. Need someone to weigh in with some socioeconomic bullshit for me. Am dumb.
Naaw. Talking to Americans has only taught me that as long as they can have their gun, they don’t care if every kid in every American school is murdered.
Man we really are efficient capitalists here in America. Soon we will have streamlined school shootings.
Didn't a student already shoot there teacher in the US ? It has began.
Lol I thought he was trying to spell “professor” for some reason, so I was super confused why he would need a gun.
Just like that?? 😭
Overqualified
Yeah he got the P and the O in the right place.
Overqualified ***
Already has combat experience
Fuck! Beat me to it!
I think he needs a bigger head.
A plesiosaur? Me too
“If you can’t spell it, sound it out,” has to be the worst spelling advice ever.
Pretty sure this guy pulled me over
I hate English for being so phonetically inconsistent
I'm sorry son, but with that handwriting you're destined to become a doctor!
Can confirm as pharmacist that says Penicillin to be taken with meals 3 times a day for a week, the patient needs to have their blood pressure checked every 3 days and avoid alcohol.
He was able to communicate … express himself…even when he didn’t know the exact words. more than qualified
I would in fact say this kid is overqualified. They would never allow him on the force.
I too wish to become a Plesiosaur.
Looks like he’s got the right stuff for the position!
A bit overqualified even. With his skills he would make a fine politician
Pleesofr? Pleasure offerer? Wth?
pleesofr police officer
Man, I am dumb. I read it somehow as “professor”.
Me too! Lmao! 🤣🤣
I read philosopher. I thought, good you’re starting out right.
I read that too and I like it better. It'd be such a funny photo to own if he did go full-on academic. Just imagine some respectable middle-aged professor who's also chill enough to have this framed somewhere in his office - both as a little joke and as an encouragement that people can mess something up this badly and still work to succeed in the end. :)
My first thought was a peace offer....
Not diplomat, just the offer itself
This kid is just trying to get out of working the slaughterhouse nightshift schedule before school. Shameful.
i hate that i understood exactly what he was saying
I wanted to become a parck ranjur, but instead became a sivel dezynore
Clearly he meant, "plesiosaur".
He didn’t become just a plees ofr. He’s now the plees cheef.
Checks out, he’s on track
I read is as Philosopher but Police Officer makes alot more sense
Pleesofor, i readed that as plesioth.
Police catch a lot of shit, but you gotta be pretty brave to do some of the stuff some of them do.
I know I wouldn’t even be able to deal with the general stupidity they have to work with. Can’t imagine I could deal with aggression added into that.
Police are the most scared babies around, that's why they sign up to be legally armed at all times with the authority to boss anyone around and kill them if they don't comply
Yes, I'm certain all police officers are all exactly the same and definitely don't have varying motivations. For example, I'm sure this kid is scared all the time and really wants to kill people.
You have to be brave to handle all situations with overwhelming numbers and violence?
Hey, you have some respect! They go out there every day, strap on their gun and go out to do the 23rd most dangerous job there is! Out of the 800,000 cops in America, every one of them knows that they might be one of the 40ish cops on average who are killed by suspects each year, that means for every 20,000 there are, one of them will be killed in the year, but even though one of them could die that year those same 20,000 brave, brave heroes go out there to pull over people doing 65 in a 70, or to arrest a mentally handicapped man who was taking too long buying a bicycle, or break the arm of a grandmother with dementia because Wal-Mart said she stole like $10 of merchandise, or break a kid's foot because he asked someone else for directions even though an officer had just told him how to get there, and they make sure that they kill 21 people for every one of them they lose, just like goddamned HEROES. Only heroes could ever get such a sweet k/d ratio. There are almost 14 officers who die on duty (in any way, 50% of the time it's car accidents) per 100,000 cops each year, never mind the fact that for loggers that number is 136/100,000 or that for delivery drivers that number is 25/100,000, cops are clearly the very best and bravest us, even if it is twice as dangerous to deliver pizzas for a living, so we need to suck their dicks every chance we get so that they know what heroes we think they are, or they might just stop collecting revenue for the state and protecting the interests of capital, and that would be total anarchy! So have some respect!
Yeh not in the uk bud
They sent 7 people to arrest 1 drunk autistic person because they said "you look like my lesbian aunt", yes in the UK bud
Source? I highly doubt that it was entirely for that comment.
Nah, those "people" are scared of their own shadow, which is why they constantly overreact and kill the people they are supposed to protect. They are also psychopaths which is why they shoot so many pets every year.
I’d rather an animal get shot than see a human being get bitten or attacked by an animal that is loose and out of Control. It is the responsibility of the owner to have their animal trained. And when they are killed by Cops without a good reason, I believe they should be reprimanded
Network Adminstrator
Philosopher
kids write sounds they hear
Gave up midway
Aww that’s cute. He tried.
I could read that fluently. That was crazy
Hurr durr police bad
Still overqualified for the NYPD
He's overqualified
This is the correct reaction lol
Spelling correctly? HA. They don't even have to tell their stories right, let alone spell it out correctly, they lie about what they do regularly. This kid is on the fast track!
Me too, but, then I saw that it was not what I thought it would be, so, I wished up and went into the fire service.
Thank you for your service! I respect the shit out of firefighters.
Psssh, fuck you guys, we are sick and tired of you guys going around and burning all of our houses down, we won't live in your infernocracy any longer! [FUCK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JkrJUAg8aI)
He's showing the intellectual basic requirement for the job. Doesn't look violent enough, though. Then again, he's still young.
Police officer
when can you start?
Qualified.
Overqualified
Overqualified and underweight
He’d be the most intelligent police officer on the squad
On the bright side you don’t have to be very smart to be a cop.
ah what now? haha is that some kind of a dragon? lol
plees (police) ofr (officer)
I thought maybe a type of dinosaur...
He’s going to crush it!
Welcome to the force, son. Here's your gun.
Looks like he may fit right in.
Pleesofr, I am complying.
They never do the paperwork anyway
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say crayon and will be used against you.
Spelling is so secondary when you don’t even have to avoid running over pedestrians crossing the road.
He already qualifies.
Average cop intelligence
You're Hired!
He’s going to be chief someday
Mine brought home hers and it was ”sineintes.” I’m good with her choices.
With that intellect, I bet it happened.
Haven’t read the comments, but I’m probably the hundredth to say he’s already overqualified.
That may qualify him for the “Close enough you’re in” grade at the police academy in some states.
Can confirm that cops don't know how to spell. Read a police report where the officer said he went "up stares."
Just needs a good edumacation, and he's on his way.
If he actually gets a good education that would \*disqualify\* him for a LEO position in the USA.
Kids smart enough to join the plees
Quick somebody test how incredibly short his ANGER fuse is.
Well, at least he already has the required education for this job he wants.
AKAB
as a pleesofr you only need to know, not to shoot the whyd kyt😶
Funny, you don’t look like a bastard…
Are you willing to shoot minorities? Yes? You’re in
p/eesofr …… never heard of that sub?
p/eesofr
It's funny, EVERY boy in my kindergarten class said they wanted to be a fireman. Including myself. When I dropped my son off at school the other day, I noticed the teacher was asking all the boys "what do you want to be when you grow up? A fireman or police man? Looking back, I think the teacher was just steering us all towards saying that so she could get that shit over with and move on...☹️☹️🤣
Neither is being a Redditor or Mod. Lol (excluding the OP of this post)
That actually looks like petty good developing spelling for a little kid!
Police Officer. Is that what it says?
Well good thing he didn't want to be a prfssur
A what
You sassin ‘ me boy?!
Peace offering?
Pylot
Took me a minute then I figured it out 😂
Turtle. Because I like turtles.
Oscar Meyer Weiner!
Thought this was r/kidsarefuckingstupid
A pleeseosaur? Kid wants to be the Loch Ness Monster!!!
Lol, a. Plesse ofer......
I knew I didn’t like something about this kid.
SS
Already qualifies and at the head of the class
He may be overqualified?
He'd make a good pleaseasore.
considering the spelling, he already qualifies. get this kid a badge and gun. no other cop even compares to this level of intellect
Sorry son you're overqualified