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37 confirming. I had a work dinner, made an excuse to leave early by using my 3 year old, and wife, as excuse, got my sweatpants on and its now 9:02 pm.
I am lying down and I love my life
The only thing he left out is that we hate being forced to stand while hanging out. I will not go anywhere unless I'm guaranteed a seat at this point in my life.
One of my friends let me know to not bother asking him to go to any concerts if we won't be in assigned seats. He's decided that he is done with standing at club shows.
That’s me. 20s I was all about the pit, close as possible!!!!! 40s? I want a seat, I want it ideally on an aisle, I want my earplugs, and I’m leaving just as the encore winds down (see the “fuck traffic” point). And will laugh in your face if you suggest a festival.
>And will laugh in your face if you suggest a festival.
I never liked festivals even when I was young. All day long you're either stuck with bands that you don't give a shit about or you're getting way too short of a set from the bands you like. Even if you love the headlining act(s) the tickets usually cost way too much money to justify it for them.
41yr old man.
My man nailed it.
Missus and I still go out. But shit, we’d be crazy to stay out pass 9 or 9:30p. And I’m talking about weekend.
Go out on a weekday?? Lol….no
I can definitely confirm the 9pm bedtime. It was 8pm as a kid and I swore I would stay up as long as I wanted as an adult. Had no idea I really wanted just another hour lol
43 lady checking in. Thought about taking a trip last weekend when I had some time off. Traffic + time to reach destination + money to eat at said destination + dealing with other people + return trip + traffic = stayed home and gamed instead.
It’s the traffic and travel time that gets an instant no from me. When you figure you’ll spend as much time in the car as you would doing the “fun activity”, it’s just not worth it. I’m staying home with zero plans.
That was the exact thought process. I would have spent more time getting there than actually hanging out there. Figured I would have more fun just being in the house and I did!
Nate Bargatze has a great bit on this. To paraphrase...
In your 20s: Your friends call and ask if you wanna go out. The answer is yes. You don't even know where you're going, but you're in.
In your 30s: You have questions. Where are we going? How late are they open? Is it loud? You learn phrases like, "I'm gonna drive separate."
In your 40s: I'm not going. I'm not. In fact, I'm mad that you thought I *would* go.
For sure my friend. All that matters in this life is that you’re happy with the person in the mirror. Not caring about what random strangers think is extremely liberating. High School would have been so much easier with that mentality.
Cheers! 🍻
A 23-year-old in my department keeps asking when I’m going to go out and drink with him and the other young people. He’s a funny guy. Why they want to chill with someone is their 30’s is also just hard for me to grasp. I was definitely not seeking the company of 30-year-olds in my twenties.
As a 40M: this is literally all that Im looking for in a partner.
1) if I can get 7 hours of sleep, I can put up with insane amounts of your personal baggage and bullshit. Like, really copious amounts. Test me.
2) if I can have 3 hours of quiet/creative time before work at 9:00, I am a happy camper and can put up with crazy amounts of work/client bullshit. Like unsafe Chernobyl levels.
Yup....45M here and basically the same. I used to give my mom crap when she'd go to bed early. Now, I'm like....."whoa, it's 9:15?! I better brush my teeth before I fall asleep".
Also can confirm. I tell people my commute time and they say that's too much. It's the most peaceful part of my day. I can listen to what I want, or nothing at all. I don't have distractions, just drive.
40 M here. I have a sleeping problem and don't sleep until 2 or 3 in the morning. But I still don't want to do anything at 9 PM. If you trying to make plans with me at 8:30, that's way too close to 9. Can't do it. If you're trying to make plans with me at 8 PM, that's really close to 8:30 which is way too close to 9 PM, ntftf.
I come here to troll. But I have an extensive block list. In fact when I get banned the only real loss is having to block everyone again but I don't care about karma
There is an exception to this, and that's that we're cool going to a buddy's place as long as it's nearby, he's got a large garage/shop to hang out in, and there's a beer fridge.
But I've only got the energy for that shit like twice a year.
I have a friend I’ve known since we were in 8th grade. Lives close by. Home town kids. Our families are close, stuff like that. But as soon as 8:30 hits I’m out. Him too. We knew it was over when we both said the west coast NBA playoff games started too late.
Yeah for me that's the time I get to enjoy a show or game. Kids are in bed, dishes and such are cleaned up, now its time to relax for like 1-2 hours then go to sleep.
I am married.
We work from home.
We have weights, a treadmill, and a bike in the basement.
We leave the house to get food, go hiking, and visit with family and/or friends.
I do need a place to ‘hang out’ if I need more social interaction I have some video games I can play with my friends after they get the kids in bed.
I started a vegetable garden and found the new lady who moved in behind me yo be to talkative when I would do work the garden. The dog would get sick of her and go from his shady spot under the tree to the back door. I put up a privacy fence to ‘keep the dog in the yard and the deer out’.
My back yard sanctuary is quite again
Almost 40... I hang out at home. With my family, When I am not at work. But way off topic.... isn't Jordan almost 30? Does he think he speaks for us??? He has a TikTok schtick. This guy knows less about life after 35 than I know about what it would take a groom a beard as wondrous as his!
42 and can confirm do not want to leave my house unless I’m obligated to. I have a hockey game at 10 on Friday, yes im going to attend, but I’ll do it begrudgingly.
I also have kids (4 and 6) and although I don’t chill out in my car, I do enjoy the quiet time after bedtimes.
Almost 35,.after 21:00 i want to be cozy in my bed with my cats.
I'll only get out if it is an emergency.
If there isn't an emergency, there will be one.
I actually just left my apartment, currently sitting in my car for the pass 20min to get away from the 3yo(not mine) so I can scroll through reddit and I come across this! Holy fuck and I'm only 29. Legend.
Right? I’m out and about doing shit ALL THE TIME. Hiking. Coffee shop. Concerts. Hot springs. Art walks/ First Friday. Book stores. Traveling. Making art at the Maker Space. Paddle boarding. Visiting friends. Themed parties. Volunteering.
I’m mid forties. I thought there were lots of people like me. Are you all really just chilling at home?
Edited to add that I don’t drink so the bar isn’t on that list. Lots of stuff to do without getting wasted.
I think there's some sort of selection bias happening, since more people on Reddit are probably home bodies. You see a lot of the same commentary on posts about being 25 and "does anyone else not like going out??" Lol.
Mostly same. 38 and more active and social than I've ever been previously in life. I went to an average of 1.5 concerts per week last year, lots of biking skiing climbing and camping, lots of local events/festivals, a bit of actual travel. Not having kids and living in a fun city that fits my interests makes this possible, and I totally get that a lot of people had the opposite trajectory and want to just kind of nest by now. Different strokes, but it does bum me out that a lot of younger people look at answers like this and develop some (IMO) warped perceptions about age.
Nah, at 35 - 40 you are earning good money.. you're not in bed at 9! You are going out to restaurants and shows.. you are loving life! Its bloody awesome...
But then you have a baby.. I wanna go out. I can't. I'm trapped now.. trapped now for at least probably 12 years now... i go to the car to listen to music because it's where I can do it without being interrupted. But one day, one day I will be free again. I dream of that day...
This guy just knows boring people
My mom and step dad have a big group and have basically parties every weekend or go out. There are college bars and more regular bars older people go to. A lot of 30-40 year olds go watch football at sports bars. My mom is in her late 40s though.
37 here and i am up at 7, sleeping at 23 within the week and on weekends i stay up late and sleep long. And i often then hang out with friends at their homes or in the garden doing some bbq and beers. I love doing stuff outside! But basically chilling at home is always a good plan!
Depends on which country you are from, friend group, interests etc. I agree the majority are like this but I'm 35 and feel like I'm living the best years of my life socially.
I got one outing that isn't revolving around my kids sports. And that's dungeons and dragons with other 35-40 year olds. We are ysually done by 8, it's very pleasant.
This is such bullshit. Sure, if you like staying home and going to bed early that's your choice. But stop talking like your life from 35 out is just a slow march to the grave.
Your life is what you make it. If you want to you can go traveling, hang out in bars, have movie nights with friends, even go skydiving. And you can do all of this no matter how "old" you get!
Don't have the energy? Your back hurts? A lot of that can be fixed by taking better care of yourself. Eat some vegetables. Do some exercise.
If you're lucky at 35 most of your life is still ahead of you. It's up to you to fill it with memories.
33M here, While I am below the demographic stated above. There is nothing I want to do less, than finish work and then have to leave my apartment to go back out into traffic and deal with more people. If I have to schedule things for the weekend that shits done by 3pm at the latest and then I'm going home to hide away again.
45 year old in brooklyn nyc. I go out all the time. I still play music in bands and I still hang out til 4 in the morning.
I am an extreme anomaly in most cities except NYC.
Here I’m just one of the regular old dudes in Bushwick.
Here’s a funny story from a friend who’s the same age as me.
He’s out at a bar talking with a 20 something girl. She compliments his tattoos and notices his Atari logo tattoo and says… oh my dad has the exact same tattoo.
He then said they still banged but that was a weird moment.
Not true, im 35 and i still go out to parties/festivals wich are ofc between 9:00 pm - 6:00 am. Its also about timing correctly. If you know you be exhausted a 1-2 days after going out, then just go out on friday and recover over the weekend or dont drink to much.
I’m 35 and this is old people bs. Stay in if you want, but I want to enjoy life. Sure, he’s not wrong in a general sense. My friends have mostly stopped going out but I’m not. I lived with and watched my great grandparents be homebodies all throughout my childhood. Fuck. That. Shit. I want to die knowing that I did something with my life other than occupy a room in my house.
I have a strong feeling this thread is full of closeted shut-ins pretending they get to take these hardline stances when in reality, nobody actually invited them out at all.
Yup. Lots of us already confirmed. Reassuring that this is correct. NTFF. We are trying to mainly get the gremlins to bed so we can enjoy an episode of whatever series in peace.
lol. Everybody proudly declaring they’ve given up on living after **35?**
I’m 10 years past that and still make time to go out and socialize.
I’ll even go to the odd club with friends still.
Are you all actually living like walking t corpses with one foot in the grave after thirty fucking five?
Shit is depressing.
Go to Manhattan. You’ll see plenty of people in their 50’s socializing at happy hours, upscale lounges, whisky / wine bars and dinner parties.
Not having kids, and living in a city where a social life doesn’t end in your 30’s was definitely the right call I guess.
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You'll never find out because we don't put it out all over the web when do, instead we send out letters in what appears to just be squiggly lines to you but to us are words?? That is when we aren't doing all that other shit like the man said we sleeping by 10! You'll see! You'll see! One day you'll see enjoy the youth while you gots it.
He nailed it. I'm 37 with my wife and 2 year old, we just bought a house a few years ago and we rarely "go out". My idea of a good time now is to smoke a bowl after I put my son down for bed, play on my PC for about an hour and go to bed by 10. I'm "living the dream".
This. And of course when you get divorced and your like to go date, you don’t even know WHERE to go to meet people your age. Because they’re all at home. And dating app are a hot mess dumpster fire. But yeah. This is absolutely the truth.
I must be an outlier or the 15 years working 3rd shift fucked my brain up. I'm in bed by 11pm, up at 6am, and I'm 49, for a few more months. I hate mornings, I'd rather be up until 2am and awake by 10am, unfortunately my job starts at 8, but I clock in at 7:30am.
All of this. It's funny, but true. Hell, I started chilling in my bedroom around 7:30, watching a couple videos or a show on my tablet, reading, and going to sleep at 10:00 for years before I was at least like "I should enjoy the living room or basement of the house I'm paying for."
My wife and I want to do more things together, but at the same time people deliver things to your house for nominal fees and we're one less car on the road, one less fossil-fuel guzzling entity, etc.
37 M up at 5:00 a.m. down around 9:00 p.m. There needs to be an emergency with actively spilling blood involved for me to care beyond 9:00 p.m.
Love my home to death. Took my family to Florida for vacation and while everybody went to the water park I sat in the balcony put my legs up and drank coconut water for 5 hours. Best vacation ever.
as a 41 y/o, silence is one thing I value a ton. I am surrounded by noise all day at work (talking, other people's music, phones ringing, etc.) but when I get home there's nothing better than sitting down on the sofa, kicking off my shoes, and just listening to absolutely nothing. I look forward to that every single day.
lol, if I'm not home by 9pm I get grumpy and it grows every minute past that. Granted it's not because that's my bed time, I play games and watch tv until 2-3am and that me-time plays a major role in keeping me happy and sane. The older the kids get the harder it is for me to make the excuse that we have to leave to get the kids to bed and it SUCKS but I'm too old to have another one to reset that clock.
The only exception to this if I'm traveling for work... outside of that this man is 100% right. Like, don't ask. If I'm off work I'm going to at home with the family.
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My man nailed it, can confirm.
37 confirming. I had a work dinner, made an excuse to leave early by using my 3 year old, and wife, as excuse, got my sweatpants on and its now 9:02 pm. I am lying down and I love my life
>my 3 year old and wife oh god I parsed this very very poorly on first pass.
Was too tired to put commas in. Will fix
Definitely 35+
The only thing he left out is that we hate being forced to stand while hanging out. I will not go anywhere unless I'm guaranteed a seat at this point in my life.
One of my friends let me know to not bother asking him to go to any concerts if we won't be in assigned seats. He's decided that he is done with standing at club shows.
That’s me. 20s I was all about the pit, close as possible!!!!! 40s? I want a seat, I want it ideally on an aisle, I want my earplugs, and I’m leaving just as the encore winds down (see the “fuck traffic” point). And will laugh in your face if you suggest a festival.
>And will laugh in your face if you suggest a festival. I never liked festivals even when I was young. All day long you're either stuck with bands that you don't give a shit about or you're getting way too short of a set from the bands you like. Even if you love the headlining act(s) the tickets usually cost way too much money to justify it for them.
Here, here! 😄
Such a succinct delivery!
Right? Dude needs to be the voice for books on tape
And he said it all with his eyes…
41yr old man. My man nailed it. Missus and I still go out. But shit, we’d be crazy to stay out pass 9 or 9:30p. And I’m talking about weekend. Go out on a weekday?? Lol….no
I can definitely confirm the 9pm bedtime. It was 8pm as a kid and I swore I would stay up as long as I wanted as an adult. Had no idea I really wanted just another hour lol
43 lady checking in. Thought about taking a trip last weekend when I had some time off. Traffic + time to reach destination + money to eat at said destination + dealing with other people + return trip + traffic = stayed home and gamed instead.
It’s the traffic and travel time that gets an instant no from me. When you figure you’ll spend as much time in the car as you would doing the “fun activity”, it’s just not worth it. I’m staying home with zero plans.
That was the exact thought process. I would have spent more time getting there than actually hanging out there. Figured I would have more fun just being in the house and I did!
Upvote for gamer lady!
What game did you play?
Just started playing sunkenland and have been really enjoying it.
What are you playing at the moment internet stranger? Need some new recs
Just discovered sunkenland! It's like rust + raft. It's been a lot of fun!
Girl, yaaasss kween. 36 here and same
This is all true, now why this girl trying to find us?
Probably because she wants a sugar daddy.
I got actual kids to support, gtfo with that nonsense.
Like what, from the same woman? How did you slept with her multiple times? Are you some kind of wizard?
Best I can do is a Splenda Daddy
Salt boy
Bingo!
As a 36 year old, I'll tell her I'm unemployed after the date is over.
Asking the real question here….
I think it's the same girl from that other tok tok that gets mocked, asking "wtf are single guys even doing".
They say no with their eyes before they say no with their mouths. Summed up perfectly right there
Nate Bargatze has a great bit on this. To paraphrase... In your 20s: Your friends call and ask if you wanna go out. The answer is yes. You don't even know where you're going, but you're in. In your 30s: You have questions. Where are we going? How late are they open? Is it loud? You learn phrases like, "I'm gonna drive separate." In your 40s: I'm not going. I'm not. In fact, I'm mad that you thought I *would* go.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RK95SNv1Jgk&pp=ygUXbmF0ZSBiYXJnYXR6ZSBnb2luZyBvdXQ%3D
I've skipped the 20s part altogether and currently on the 40s edge (in time).
37F. I'm up at 5 am and in bed by 10 pm.
Don't you want to be clubbing though! You are not fun anymore! /S
No. We don’t care who thinks we’re fun. We’re too old to care about what other people think.
“But… TikTok …..” - this girl
Lmao
I must have been 35 my whole life. Because I always preferred to be at home or the gym. Too much nonsense and stupid people being out.
You were just an old soul before. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. 😀
Amen! It sucked being isolated when I was younger. Hearing things about how weird I was. Now, couldn't hive two craps. Cheers buddy!
For sure my friend. All that matters in this life is that you’re happy with the person in the mirror. Not caring about what random strangers think is extremely liberating. High School would have been so much easier with that mentality. Cheers! 🍻
For sure my friend. Hard to do when young. Thank God I love the dude in the mirror. Many blessings upon you!
37M, clubbing as in hitting the dance floor was never my thing even in my 20s, if we go out and grab a beer that's an OK from me
A 23-year-old in my department keeps asking when I’m going to go out and drink with him and the other young people. He’s a funny guy. Why they want to chill with someone is their 30’s is also just hard for me to grasp. I was definitely not seeking the company of 30-year-olds in my twenties.
No idea on that one. If your opposite genders, could be why, but read you on that.
As a 40M: this is literally all that Im looking for in a partner. 1) if I can get 7 hours of sleep, I can put up with insane amounts of your personal baggage and bullshit. Like, really copious amounts. Test me. 2) if I can have 3 hours of quiet/creative time before work at 9:00, I am a happy camper and can put up with crazy amounts of work/client bullshit. Like unsafe Chernobyl levels.
Yo, 10pm? You are living WILD
Yup....45M here and basically the same. I used to give my mom crap when she'd go to bed early. Now, I'm like....."whoa, it's 9:15?! I better brush my teeth before I fall asleep".
39M here, can confirm. Literally watched an episode of a show in the car in the garage last night while hiding from the kids.
Also can confirm. I tell people my commute time and they say that's too much. It's the most peaceful part of my day. I can listen to what I want, or nothing at all. I don't have distractions, just drive.
RIP your spouse
40 M here. I have a sleeping problem and don't sleep until 2 or 3 in the morning. But I still don't want to do anything at 9 PM. If you trying to make plans with me at 8:30, that's way too close to 9. Can't do it. If you're trying to make plans with me at 8 PM, that's really close to 8:30 which is way too close to 9 PM, ntftf.
I considered going on a trip last weekend while I had some free time.
Come here...N.T.F.F....no time for foolishness...
His voice is great. I might go to the car and listen to this a couple more times.
Jordan the stallion in case you were wondering.
President of the fast food secrets club
Ty!
I love he keeps saying “come here” when I’m still listening to him. I’m going to start doing this.
The subtle “come here” zoom like he’s revealing deeper secrets each time was a nice touch
I come here to troll. But I have an extensive block list. In fact when I get banned the only real loss is having to block everyone again but I don't care about karma
39F divorced mom. Sometimes I sit in my car in the garage in silence. Other times I cry a little before I realize I have to get out and face my life.
Huge bear hug! Hope you’re ok.
I hope you are blessed? And this passes soon. Much positivity your way.
There is an exception to this, and that's that we're cool going to a buddy's place as long as it's nearby, he's got a large garage/shop to hang out in, and there's a beer fridge. But I've only got the energy for that shit like twice a year.
This exactly. Having buddies over to my shop or hanging out at theirs is greatness, but it ain’t gonna run late. I have shit to do tomorrow.
I have a friend I’ve known since we were in 8th grade. Lives close by. Home town kids. Our families are close, stuff like that. But as soon as 8:30 hits I’m out. Him too. We knew it was over when we both said the west coast NBA playoff games started too late.
39m - yup. After 9:00?! Are you kidding me?!
I'm 40, that's darn close to bed time
38 here, can confirm I may not be going to bed right at 9 but I am well into the "gearing down" phase of getting ready for sleep at that point.
Yeah for me that's the time I get to enjoy a show or game. Kids are in bed, dishes and such are cleaned up, now its time to relax for like 1-2 hours then go to sleep.
Rofl this man is my spirit animal
54M- I am sleeping by 9PM, but I am up at 4AM. All set- nothing but noise, people, and problems.
Well he’s not wrong. Except my hours are generally 2am-9am
Oh so I was 35-40 all my life. Nice
I’m 37 and I can confirm that what this man is saying is true.
He gets it 👍🏾
I am married. We work from home. We have weights, a treadmill, and a bike in the basement. We leave the house to get food, go hiking, and visit with family and/or friends. I do need a place to ‘hang out’ if I need more social interaction I have some video games I can play with my friends after they get the kids in bed. I started a vegetable garden and found the new lady who moved in behind me yo be to talkative when I would do work the garden. The dog would get sick of her and go from his shady spot under the tree to the back door. I put up a privacy fence to ‘keep the dog in the yard and the deer out’. My back yard sanctuary is quite again
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Just bump the 9pm to 6pm
In your 50s, you don't leave the house unless you're going to work or it's on fire.
Depends on the size of the fire
Age is just a number, My grandpaa is around 62 still enjoys his life and explore new places
I wish there were chill, free places to hang out that weren't clogged with traffic
wait, you guys have homes?
Almost 40... I hang out at home. With my family, When I am not at work. But way off topic.... isn't Jordan almost 30? Does he think he speaks for us??? He has a TikTok schtick. This guy knows less about life after 35 than I know about what it would take a groom a beard as wondrous as his!
Amen brother
Lmfao I’m literally in the car doin this shit. Just put baby down other two doin homework. My car is the cave lol never thought about it
42 and can confirm do not want to leave my house unless I’m obligated to. I have a hockey game at 10 on Friday, yes im going to attend, but I’ll do it begrudgingly. I also have kids (4 and 6) and although I don’t chill out in my car, I do enjoy the quiet time after bedtimes.
Almost 35,.after 21:00 i want to be cozy in my bed with my cats. I'll only get out if it is an emergency. If there isn't an emergency, there will be one.
That man’s voice is buttery smooth. Could fall asleep to him doing some ASMR.
I actually just left my apartment, currently sitting in my car for the pass 20min to get away from the 3yo(not mine) so I can scroll through reddit and I come across this! Holy fuck and I'm only 29. Legend.
In New Orleans this is not true. That age range is still partying hard.
He’s in the bathroom whispering this as to not wake the kids up too.
I don’t TikTok but I could definitely listen to an audiobook or something narrated by this guy.
Now I'm 49 I love to go out. 35-40 year olds, the light will shine again once the dark days are past 🤣😂🤣
Right? I’m out and about doing shit ALL THE TIME. Hiking. Coffee shop. Concerts. Hot springs. Art walks/ First Friday. Book stores. Traveling. Making art at the Maker Space. Paddle boarding. Visiting friends. Themed parties. Volunteering. I’m mid forties. I thought there were lots of people like me. Are you all really just chilling at home? Edited to add that I don’t drink so the bar isn’t on that list. Lots of stuff to do without getting wasted.
I think there's some sort of selection bias happening, since more people on Reddit are probably home bodies. You see a lot of the same commentary on posts about being 25 and "does anyone else not like going out??" Lol.
Mostly same. 38 and more active and social than I've ever been previously in life. I went to an average of 1.5 concerts per week last year, lots of biking skiing climbing and camping, lots of local events/festivals, a bit of actual travel. Not having kids and living in a fun city that fits my interests makes this possible, and I totally get that a lot of people had the opposite trajectory and want to just kind of nest by now. Different strokes, but it does bum me out that a lot of younger people look at answers like this and develop some (IMO) warped perceptions about age.
Yeah. I'm already paying for my house. I'm not paying to go out.
Nah, at 35 - 40 you are earning good money.. you're not in bed at 9! You are going out to restaurants and shows.. you are loving life! Its bloody awesome... But then you have a baby.. I wanna go out. I can't. I'm trapped now.. trapped now for at least probably 12 years now... i go to the car to listen to music because it's where I can do it without being interrupted. But one day, one day I will be free again. I dream of that day... This guy just knows boring people
My mom and step dad have a big group and have basically parties every weekend or go out. There are college bars and more regular bars older people go to. A lot of 30-40 year olds go watch football at sports bars. My mom is in her late 40s though.
I'm 41. I still like going out drinking occasionally. Not binging like earlier.
I was like this in my late 20s/early 30s. Now I don’t have to hide. It’s awesome
Just turned 44. I feel this. Now..... one more question.... how to I find someone to date? Please don't say online dating, either.
37 here and i am up at 7, sleeping at 23 within the week and on weekends i stay up late and sleep long. And i often then hang out with friends at their homes or in the garden doing some bbq and beers. I love doing stuff outside! But basically chilling at home is always a good plan!
I’m ahead of the game. I’ve been lame since my late 20’s.
I like Jordan, but his use of the "come here" thing in every tiktok made me unfollow. It makes me irrationally annoyed.
why do you think men spend so much time creating man caves or nice garages
I need this man to lecture me. Such a soothing voice.
Depends on which country you are from, friend group, interests etc. I agree the majority are like this but I'm 35 and feel like I'm living the best years of my life socially.
I got one outing that isn't revolving around my kids sports. And that's dungeons and dragons with other 35-40 year olds. We are ysually done by 8, it's very pleasant.
35m. Went out last weekend at 9:30 for the first time in months, nearly died. Never again.
That sounds boring as fuck. 41, still enjoy getting out and having fun. Being at home is soul crushingly boring if done all the time.
Maybe if you live in a boring ass city this video may be true.
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Downvoted by people in boring ass cities. 😀
This is such bullshit. Sure, if you like staying home and going to bed early that's your choice. But stop talking like your life from 35 out is just a slow march to the grave. Your life is what you make it. If you want to you can go traveling, hang out in bars, have movie nights with friends, even go skydiving. And you can do all of this no matter how "old" you get! Don't have the energy? Your back hurts? A lot of that can be fixed by taking better care of yourself. Eat some vegetables. Do some exercise. If you're lucky at 35 most of your life is still ahead of you. It's up to you to fill it with memories.
Jordan just posted a video today claiming to be 26...
This is annoying.
Young people out here not understanding that doing nothing IS my plan for the evening.
Confirmed. When I turned 37, I sold my house in a subdivision for one with 7 acres surrounded by trees.
33M here, While I am below the demographic stated above. There is nothing I want to do less, than finish work and then have to leave my apartment to go back out into traffic and deal with more people. If I have to schedule things for the weekend that shits done by 3pm at the latest and then I'm going home to hide away again.
all my neighbors hide from their families in their car.
The man is 24, what is he talking about?
He nailed it hard. Can confirm.
This man delivers the cold hard truth. I salute him.
45 year old in brooklyn nyc. I go out all the time. I still play music in bands and I still hang out til 4 in the morning. I am an extreme anomaly in most cities except NYC. Here I’m just one of the regular old dudes in Bushwick. Here’s a funny story from a friend who’s the same age as me. He’s out at a bar talking with a 20 something girl. She compliments his tattoos and notices his Atari logo tattoo and says… oh my dad has the exact same tattoo. He then said they still banged but that was a weird moment.
Not true, im 35 and i still go out to parties/festivals wich are ofc between 9:00 pm - 6:00 am. Its also about timing correctly. If you know you be exhausted a 1-2 days after going out, then just go out on friday and recover over the weekend or dont drink to much.
Y'all are ridiculous, go live your lives and stop acting geriatric. My grandma could run circles around you "old" guys by the sounds of it.
Call me crazy but I'm in my late 30s, and I still enjoy going out. If anything, I want to put off settling down for as long as possible.
I’m 35 and this is old people bs. Stay in if you want, but I want to enjoy life. Sure, he’s not wrong in a general sense. My friends have mostly stopped going out but I’m not. I lived with and watched my great grandparents be homebodies all throughout my childhood. Fuck. That. Shit. I want to die knowing that I did something with my life other than occupy a room in my house.
Why all these downvotes? Why is "Go fuck yourself" the reaction towards wanting to enjoy your life?
I have a strong feeling this thread is full of closeted shut-ins pretending they get to take these hardline stances when in reality, nobody actually invited them out at all.
Let me guess, single with no kids? Don’t worry, every group of friends includes a friend like this.
Age got nothing to do why your boring. I'm 35 and a lot of you talk like your ready for retirement.
100% right ! i am in this group
This dude spitting facts.
Yup. Lots of us already confirmed. Reassuring that this is correct. NTFF. We are trying to mainly get the gremlins to bed so we can enjoy an episode of whatever series in peace.
lol. Everybody proudly declaring they’ve given up on living after **35?** I’m 10 years past that and still make time to go out and socialize. I’ll even go to the odd club with friends still. Are you all actually living like walking t corpses with one foot in the grave after thirty fucking five? Shit is depressing. Go to Manhattan. You’ll see plenty of people in their 50’s socializing at happy hours, upscale lounges, whisky / wine bars and dinner parties. Not having kids, and living in a city where a social life doesn’t end in your 30’s was definitely the right call I guess.
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Amen! 🙏
I’ve been this way my whole life and just hit 30. I wonder if this will happen to me or something worse…
I’m not coming over there just speak up
the "come here" and then zoom was *sooooooo tacky* dude, you're filming a mirror. don't "direct me" as such.
You'll never find out because we don't put it out all over the web when do, instead we send out letters in what appears to just be squiggly lines to you but to us are words?? That is when we aren't doing all that other shit like the man said we sleeping by 10! You'll see! You'll see! One day you'll see enjoy the youth while you gots it.
He nailed it. I'm 37 with my wife and 2 year old, we just bought a house a few years ago and we rarely "go out". My idea of a good time now is to smoke a bowl after I put my son down for bed, play on my PC for about an hour and go to bed by 10. I'm "living the dream".
I just want a hangout place though
This. And of course when you get divorced and your like to go date, you don’t even know WHERE to go to meet people your age. Because they’re all at home. And dating app are a hot mess dumpster fire. But yeah. This is absolutely the truth.
NUFF said.
At home. By 40 you realize there’s not much out there worth leaving for.
37 here, yup
What's funny is that he looks like he is concerned by what he's talking about but he's actually 26
My wife: Want to do something together this weekend? Me: Meh. My wife: Want to do nothing this weekend, but together? Me: Yes. One thousand times yes.
I love this guy, but isn't he, like, 26? Doesn't mean he's not right, but how does he know?
I'm 36, and most of my friends are in their 20s
I must be an outlier or the 15 years working 3rd shift fucked my brain up. I'm in bed by 11pm, up at 6am, and I'm 49, for a few more months. I hate mornings, I'd rather be up until 2am and awake by 10am, unfortunately my job starts at 8, but I clock in at 7:30am.
I guess I’m living like a 35-40years old
Yes, can confirm. 42 year old checking in, this is my life.
Why is homeboy leaving the rest of us old folks out? I'd say its pretty much anyone over 35. Mid-50's here.
I hangout in VRChat. I'm home and out at the same time.
I honestly keep a mental note of places where I won’t eat because the music is too loud there.
"hanging out in the car" this is why I love my Tesla and that big ass screen.
All of this. It's funny, but true. Hell, I started chilling in my bedroom around 7:30, watching a couple videos or a show on my tablet, reading, and going to sleep at 10:00 for years before I was at least like "I should enjoy the living room or basement of the house I'm paying for." My wife and I want to do more things together, but at the same time people deliver things to your house for nominal fees and we're one less car on the road, one less fossil-fuel guzzling entity, etc.
I hit that 9pm bedtime last night. Soooo gooood.
37 M up at 5:00 a.m. down around 9:00 p.m. There needs to be an emergency with actively spilling blood involved for me to care beyond 9:00 p.m. Love my home to death. Took my family to Florida for vacation and while everybody went to the water park I sat in the balcony put my legs up and drank coconut water for 5 hours. Best vacation ever.
That or the gym or outdoors
Love this guy so much
Idk what it is but the this guys videos irritate me
Can confirm. I'm 37, soon to be 38. I sit in my car on my breaks to take a nap.
as a 41 y/o, silence is one thing I value a ton. I am surrounded by noise all day at work (talking, other people's music, phones ringing, etc.) but when I get home there's nothing better than sitting down on the sofa, kicking off my shoes, and just listening to absolutely nothing. I look forward to that every single day.
This ist just perfect
lol, if I'm not home by 9pm I get grumpy and it grows every minute past that. Granted it's not because that's my bed time, I play games and watch tv until 2-3am and that me-time plays a major role in keeping me happy and sane. The older the kids get the harder it is for me to make the excuse that we have to leave to get the kids to bed and it SUCKS but I'm too old to have another one to reset that clock.
#standingovationandchef’skiss
The only thing I do I ride bikes And hike with my friends (2). Otherwise it is at home because I don’t need to go out.
I'm 32 to be and this is me
I would hang out with that dude TBH
If I'm 28 and already hate loud noises, people and traffic, what am i looking at when i turn 35
The only exception to this if I'm traveling for work... outside of that this man is 100% right. Like, don't ask. If I'm off work I'm going to at home with the family.
Up at 4am, dinner around 4pm, bed by 9pm. I prefer to vacation in my pj's at home for a week straight playing video games and watching movies.