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So his name is Guinea Pig. Give us a tough one next time. π
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His name shall be known hence forth as depressing salad
Baby
His name is "Cup Noodle" which appears to be an apt name for that chunky little bastard.
The next door neighbours potted plants
KFC
cereal
Snickers
Cassava crisps
Butterscotch!!!
Did you melt the butter and then stir it into Scotch, you monster.
Tuna melt
Soup
Aardvark This fires are bangin at Taco Bell
Mussels.
Raisin Bran
wooden door
Gyro
Cheezburger
Meatball sub. π Sounds/looks fitting. π
Chicken Biscuit
Popcorn
Corndog
Pork chop!
Damn I have a left over pork chop in the fridge an I had deli meat on crisp bread with cucumber for breakfast.
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Melatonin lol
Coffee
Pineapple
Are you a newborn baby who has never eaten anything ever? Sausage roll.
Peameal Bacon on a Bun It works!
Miso Glazed Kabocha Squash? It's his show name.
Burgir
5 Hour Energy Shot
Tandoori Chicken
His name is now pancake and I think thatβs perfect π
Mac and cheese
Tofu
Hello nueces
potatoe
Ramen
Mint.
Salad. That works, right?
Waffles
Coochie
Coochie
Dick
Croissant is a bit of a weird name
Ham sandwich.
Coffee
So his name is cyanide, maybbebbevd ΓΓ©eeéé
Breakfast Casserole
Ramen
Meatball
Smash burger
Burrito
Crumble
Hello worse roll
The gut grenade
Waffle
Biscuits and Gravy. Biscuit or gravy would suit him perfectly
Spaghett
Coffee
Crumbl
Pulled pork bao
Baked Potato
Amarula ice cream
You ate at some point in life. I'd bet money on that.
My sister is his name now
Rice Krispies Treats or perhaps Sir Rice Krispies Treats maybe just Kellogg?
Hamster
Yo mama
Pussy
Pussy