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Hey judge you’re a bitch.

Covfefe!

“Tell the world, I’ll be back out in 5 minutes clear of all charges, believe me”

I actually won the popular vote this time.

Diapers full. Be right back

I think you confused that quote with Biden =D

"Tucker is right about this being the third world."

CHOina

“I just shit my pants!”

Matt DAAAMON

"Pssst, I'll still be elected President in November!"

Fund raising time

“Pffffffffffft” said his ass.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Don't forget my changing bag*

“It’s free real-estate.”

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*a succulent Chinese meal*

Covfefe

Get the shovel, this is a big one.

*covfefe*

Gaaaaaaaaterade

Fuck the police

“Fake news”

"If you stand right in front of that whirly-circle thing and talk it sounds really cool. Try it!"

That’s not all I’m guilty of

Grab her by the \[ P - U - S - S -Y ????? \]

"Have Rudy give me a call"

Meme of the year!

Joke's on her, my dick is tiny so the sex was absolutely terrrible.

"I'll be back, LOL"

*fart noises*

"Convicted shmonvicted. Still won't be punished for it."

I just farted.

I just shit my pants!

[Thhhhh](https://youtu.be/GioBjltdUnU?si=qQf4xuici6Fcd7Pb)

"Wait till they find out what other crimes I've committed."