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sinnister_bacon

Everything at the thrift store stored weed at some point


lordofthehomeless

You can put your weed in there - Adam Sandler


MukdenMan

Originally this was a Rob Schneider bit on SNL https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc


gizeon

Charles Barkley lolz


Beh0420mn

One of the few times he was funny, Sandler probably wrote the skit


DRG_Gunner

I’m not a fan of Schneider’s today, but everyone loved his “makin’ copies” guy back in the day.


Jonasthewicked2

That and “you can do it” is the guys entire career


ronchee1

Rob Schneider is s Stapler


GravidDusch

Also really good in his role as a carrot.


moddss

But he found out real quick that being a carrot isn't all it's cracked up to be


BodaciousBadongadonk

Herp de derp de derpity derp!


TigerSouthern

I think he was snubbed at the Oscar's when he didn't win best adaptation of office stationary in "The stapler".


Dorkamundo

Eh, not really. He's great as a supporting comedic element, just not really good as a lead. However, I did enjoy the original Deuce Bigalow and The Animal, and I would go so far as to say he was REALLY GOOD in the aforementioned "The Hot Chick". His portrayal of a spoiled popular girl stuck in his body was pretty damned funny. However, without Sandler, he'd probably have been a one-off SNL cast member who likely spent the rest of his days working commercials.


JohnGillnitz

He was in Demolition Man.


2Stripez

I like when he teamed up with Elijah Wood to make music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C66yhRwpt7s


isuphysics

That was not the voice I expected from that lead singer.


Competitive_Bat_5831

It was funny for like 15 seconds honestly. After that it just was


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Yup. I was quite confused many years ago when someone insisted it was an Adam Sandler character.


Stef-fa-fa

Because it was - not everyone knew the bit Sandler did in Hot Chick was based on Schneider's SNL gag so their first exposure to the joke was Sandler's cameo in that movie.


TheSwedishSeal

“I’m gonna pop some tags” - Macklemore


DemonKyoto

Only got a half gram in my pocket~


NotUrDadsPCPBinge

I found a jacket with weed in it and hollered “OH MY GOD THIS JACKETS GOT A NUG IN IT!” My friend was extremely displeased and told me to shut the fuck up, but they still smoked with me


iloveuranus

Sorry I don't get it, why was your friend displeased?


NotUrDadsPCPBinge

Because I hollered about finding drugs in the middle of a crowded goodwill


dkstr419

A friend indeed😎


Boonies2

Is a friend with weed…


ansaonapostcard

Is better.


pimp_skitters

A friend with breasts and all the rest


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NotADoctor108

It WAS filled with weed....


ParalegalSeagul

“Filled”


TheFunkyBunchReturns

Mostly stems and seeds 👎


Accurate_Koala_4698

Thrift store weed


Hogcaller91

Better than shitty mall dope.


KrakenMcCracken

12 bucks a gram, firms.


Brentolio12

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand If the money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe.


kfudnapaa

My jungle love Oh wee oh wee ohh


pimp_skitters

Don’t you never say a bad word about Morris Day and the motherfuckin’ time!


n4utix

You don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the maaaad notes! Written by God herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world.. the motherfuckin Time!


ArchaicBrainWorms

It tastes like the flea market smells


mavjustdoingaflyby

But it was still WEED!


RaelaltRael

That you don't need...


cirquefan

Acapulco Gold ... *thhhhhhhhhp*


Scheisse_Schnitzel

Is bad-ass weed


JonWesHarding

Duhn dantah danununuh


TheSwedishSeal

A small amount of weed


commander_hugo

"Filled" Remind me not to buy weed from u/MasturbatingMiles


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Eurasia_4002

Giving free weed? In this economy?


babble0n

Man the weed industry is so bloated right now in the legal states that all you need to do to get free weed is go to a dispo and spend 5 bucks. The other day I spent 45 on an eighth and got an extra eighth and two edibles.


redditburner6942069

Weed dealer from Michigan who got destroyed by the legalization. You are so right. I couldn't keep up with the stores.


Educational_Bed_242

I've lived in CO throughout the entirety of legalization here and it's honestly quite amazing how Michigan surpassed CO quite some time ago in terms of legal recreational weed. I think last time I was there I got 4 huge pre-rolls, 5 of the keef covered jeeter joints, about 1000mg of edibles, 2 vape pens, an eighth, and they threw in a 3.5g indica filled cigar for free. I got this legally delivered to my friends house for just under a hundred bucks. I would've paid $250 here in CO, no delivery, and probably would've gone to 2 or 3 dispensaries to get the best bang for my buck.


PaImer_Eldritch

It's only gonna get better (worse?) too. Huge portions of the thumb here in Michigan are swapping over to marijuana as the younger generation inherits their family farms and the older farmers start seeing the ROI numbers for planting it.


hushpuppi3

Come to Virginia, we were setting up for legalization but our lovely governor shut down any proposal about sales, making it illegal to buy it, sell it, import it from another state, but legal to possess.


fitemillk

Vote Democrat if you want real, full legalization, the way the people wanted it. The current Republican governor really screwed it all up.


Publius82

Where was this? 45 an eighth sounds high


5litergasbubble

I can get 50 dollar ounces where i live in canada


Shaminahable

It is. An eight is about $10 at my dispo. $45 would get you a half and $5 left. (not counting taxes)


Redmudgirl

That’s what I thought. Good luck with that!


bkaiser

You're down real bad


1fastdak

That's gonna make some incredibly relaxing coffee.


Mesoposty

Good ole cup of slow joe


Lotus-child89

That reminds of the scene in Grandma’s Boy where his grandma gets really high because she drank all his weed thinking it was tea. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FxyBUJ-hfRg](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FxyBUJ-hfRg)


DrDragonblade

Only problem is, if you just boil weed it won't do a thing. You need to slowly heat with some fat to bind itself to, like butter. Then you can put that in anything you want, cookies, eggs, pancakes.


ScrofessorLongHair

Also known as a hippie speedball.


EllisDee3

Ayo, that's the same model coffee grinder I use to grind my weed.


nowheretoflytoflyto

Me too! And another for my coffee! The best! I'm yelling!


webDreamer420

WAA?!


-FarBeyondDriven-

>*What About Anal?!* Now is *NOT* the time!!


feonix83

If not now, then when?


idropepics

I use it to grind my mushies.


EllisDee3

Yup. Better for mushies as it doesn't get all sticky.


Dead-Donut

Coffee grinders for weed? I have the exact same grinder but only use it for coffee. My weed grinder is by hand.


all___blue

Hell yeah. Zero effort and if you want, you can grind it to basically keef, especially if it's dry. Why? Because you can torch down big bong hits fast. The quicker you smoke it, the fresher it tastes. Especially with a clean bong. Hand grind leaves you with a better texture for rolling, though.


3r14nd

I have the same one but my daughter took it from me and now she uses it for her shit.


Pipe_Memes

She grinds shit?


madhakish

For breakfast?


OnlyPakiOnReddit

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


SuckMyDakNoHomo

Whats the basis?


Turdplay

It’s easier than using a knife.


fourzen

..never forget the poop knife


GetinBebo

Weird coincidence, I went to my local goodwill years ago looking for a coffee grinder so I could grind more weed to make edibles. I found this same model. Made so many batches of brownies using that thing. Hustled my way through my first apartment that way.


CubitsTNE

Exact same one i used to use. I originally bought it for coffee but it was total shit for that, excellent for weed though. Also good for grinding roast cumin, but not the same one you use for weed.


starmartyr11

Literally all this type is good for. OP needs a burr grinder if they want to actually grind coffee!


StairwayToWhere

I use this model to powder my dried shrooms lol


Aggravating-Pound598

That’s the same weed grinder I grind my coffee with


ShroomEnthused

I used to use a coffee grinder until I got tired of smoking powderized weed 


gojumboman

Yup, looks pretty similar to what we had. For a while we were getting some way-too-fresh, locally grown buds that would just stick to your fingers if you tried to break it up by hand so we used a Starbucks grinder just like this one


i_r_faptastic

Used to...mom found it.


nofucksgiven5

...and now uses it for the same purpose.


goat131313

I’d hardly say that’s filled.


reddit_user13

This is the *after* photo.


Kysman95

*was OP smoked it


theassingrass

This is a sign to get a burr grinder instead of a blade grinder OP!


noisymime

These things aren’t even grinders! They’re some sort of hacking, cutting thing, but they definitely don’t grind.


MasturbatingMiles

They look nice, cost 4-20x what I paid for this little guy though!


sully213

4-20x, huh? I see what you did there.


Biggermork

It produces better coffee though. Not so bitter. You can get one for ~30 dollars and it'll get you a much better sup of coffee.


superseven27

Can you recommend a.cheap model?


Steinrikur

Oxo brew is the cheapest I would go for. https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/the-best-coffee-grinder/


digitalacid

Agreed. I've went through several grinders and the OXO is the best that doesn't break the bank


frituurkoning

https://1zpresso.coffee/product/q2/


LEJ5512

I’ve got this model and I *love* the coffee I can make with it.  It’s such a huge step up from the blade grinder I used to have.


TargetBrandTampons

I'm a huge pour over coffee nerd, and the 1zpresso has been great. Been using them for years!


sideburns28

Trumping the bottom two comments - the kin grinder is best in class for a cheap price point


Javop

If you want espresso you should get a manual coffee grinder. The same quality coffee as very expensive machines for a workout (a bit more work than you might anticipate). Cheap electric grinders can't do espresso in a lot of cases. If you do pour-over coffee you can take any model. The spice grinder you bought is not suitable for any coffee. Good for cinnamon though.


Melodic_coala101

Kingrinder P1


bopp0

I don’t think the person shopping for a used coffee grinder is *that* concerned about the quality of their cup of coffee


Cygnus94

True, but if you're going to the effort of grinding your own coffee but then cheaping out on your grinder, you might as well buy instant.


Turtvaiz

It's worth it though (at least a 40€ grinder). Blade grinders are garbage for coffee because theyre so inconsistent at producing fine particles. Your coffee would vary a lot with each time you grind it


emily_9511

I just upgraded my grinder a week ago but I used to use this same exact one and I have always wondered why some pots of coffee I made seemed way weaker than others even though the measurements are the same. TIL


theassingrass

Definitely understandable! Coffee can very quickly become an expensive hobby. If you’re ever in the position to upgrade I definitely recommend it! Super easy way to make your morning that little bit more enjoyable. Also there are a ton of YouTube channels with info on entry level grinders. Cheers!


snarchindarchin

Grinding uncooked rice in it a few times is a good way to clean these up.


Some_guy-online

How was the burn? Did it still have any potency?


asphaltaddict33

It’s just stems so… rough


thatweirdguyted

It is unwise to get kitchen appliances at a thrift shop. Like this one, they're frequently uncleaned, and can sometimes be a source of pests. I learned this the hard way once when I bought a tea kettle full of earwigs. Thankfully I was smart enough to have set it to boil right away to clean it, so there were no survivors.


mahanon_rising

'Frequently' lol. Used to work at one. Nothing is ever cleaned. Best case scenario they wipe something down with Windex. If a donation is excessively dirty they just toss it out. Wash anything you buy at them before using.


Deep90

I think the point is that some stuff ain't worth cleaning. I think most people know that everything is dirty, but cleaning a bookcase is very different from cleaning a shaggy rug.


Shane327

Kettle Full of Earwigs is my new band name


gus_thedog

I think that was a Spin Doctors song.


softstones

Catchy too


HumbleGhandi

If you didn't check inside the kettle before buying (and saw the earwigs) then I think it's less don't buy appliances from thrift stores.. It's more like you should check inside the appliances before you buy them at a thrift store


TorqueRollz

Earwigs aren’t really typical household pests from my experience, and as far as I know they don’t cause any real harm (don’t carry or spread diseases, don’t bite humans or pets, don’t infest our homes or food like termites or ants). They do colonize enclosed areas to raise their young, but usually this is done outside and they typically scatter and regroup elsewhere when disturbed. If you’re poor and/or on a budget, giving some earwigs an eviction notice or otherwise disposing of them is a small pride to pay for a useful kitchen appliance. I’m always in support of shopping at thrift stores, especially local ones!


rodinsbusiness

On the other hand, earwigs are not going to take over your home. They're not that kind of pest.


goochgrease2

Hey OP, I hate this. Thanks for the nightmare fuel. Kettle full of earwigs. Fun stuff. Thanks so much. Really appreciate you bringing this to my attention. Just love it. Cheers


VincentVanGoggles

i got a kettle full, a kettle full of earwigs


Rich-Kangaroo5014

Take it away !


kidhack

For the record, that is a chopper, not a grinder. Fight me.


Primary_Breakfast628

I grind shrooms up in mine.


bigfloppydonkeydng

Those look more like ground up shrooms in the pic to me.


Newdane

Yeah I had to scroll down way too far for this... that aint weed.


[deleted]

looks like dried out brick weed. the type of shit youd catch your grandpa smoking


pyro487

In this case it is definitely shrooms. The coloration when you zoom in, the distribution of the hues, the texture, you can see a hit of the pale bluish oxidization from when they were harvested and the pale white and golden colors from the shrooms, the shapes of the pieces, the finer bits look more fibrous as seen with shrooms when ground, that it is much more common to use a coffee grinder for shrooms than it is for weed because weed is easier to grind and can be done in an herb grinder where shrooms are a much tougher to get to a fine ground consistency... all signs point to shrooms, but maybe its weed...


Newdane

Yeah I can agree to that. I definitely think this is dried shrooms though. A friend of mine told me this is what it looks like...


SandPractical8245

Finally! I just kept scrolling and scrolling thinking, someone else has to see this lol there may also be weed particles in there, but that’s also definitely some shrooms. I’ve used the same type of mixer for shrooms, but never weed


Dontbeacreper

Definitely shrooms. Makes more sense


The_Briefcase_Wanker

You can see a weed stem in there. It’s all just very old and gross.


ThouMayest69

Did you know that shrooms are literally like 90% stem though lol. That totally looks like when I use the same exact grinder to grind up a shit load of dried Shroom stems. How are you telling Shroom stem fiber apart from weed stem fiber? Have you grinded both?


FarmerNikc

Zoom in, the tiny bits are very clearly pieces of mushroom and not bud. They’re solid. 


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

That's what's in the pic. This post is weird


Brewtusmo

LOL ... But also _don't_ buy that type of grinder for coffee. It's _almost_ worse than just buying pre-ground............. Almost.


superseven27

I have this model. Sure, it works, but the size of the grind differs too much. You have fine powder next to small chunks and additionally the result is a bit different every time, depending on how long exactly you pressed the button.


pailox

Yea get a burr grinder next time, this one grinds with a blade which is like chopping your beans with a knife lol


Somnif

Funny enough, last time I bought this type of grinder (from a thrift shop), it was for grinding up insecticide chunks to add to my houseplants.


stars_of_kaoz

Alot of grocers have a burr grinder in the coffee isle, I would use that before one of these choppers.


First-Application379

For making cannibutter


Little_stinker_69

“Filled” but it’s barely a bowl pack and looks stemmy. Probably was being used for edibles if they didn’t care about grinding stems down. Wouldn’t recommend unless it’s only weed you have accesss to (wont judge iv smoked resin multiple times, never again!)


howelltight

Filled? You dont smoke da devils cabbage , huh.


Specialist-Fly-9446

Treat yourself to a burr grinder for your coffee.


iron_annie

Burr grinders are incredible. 


thrasymacus2000

i use it for peppercorns, and I don't mind a little hint of pepper in my coffee I found out


notoriousbpg

Found a sex swing in the medical devices section of one local thrift store. Was there for over a year. No idea if someone bought it or if they finally figured it out.


rayinho121212

An old landlord of mine did not even know that thing was for grinding coffee


Gracien

Or your old landlord was wise enough to know not to use that kind of grinder for coffee.


Royalchariot

Don’t smoke that bro that’s nasty.


karpet_muncher

I used to work at a thrift store and someone sold us a ps2 They used to have that compartment for some expansion slot. Found a big bag of weed. Gave it to my colleague who was ecstatic Few days later the guy came back and wanted to buy it back. Told him we'd sent it off to head office to be cleaned


ChrisBabaganoosh

"I'm washing out my grinder, Batman" "NO JOKER, THAT'S THE KEEF!"


UnfortunatelyBack420

Employees using that on the downlow


Laserdollarz

I'm pretty sure I bought that exact grinder at an estate sale, but mine is permanently labeled MUSHROOMS ONLY so there's no mixups


willpowerpt

"Regardless, that'll still be $4.20 sir"


Ironworker977

Bud Buster


compuwiza1

Was the price $4.20?


Scott4117

Looks like shrooms to me


Nichk187

Exactly what I thought. You can see yellow pieces of cap


Scott4117

Yeah, definitely Looks like shrooms haha. I’ve used a coffee grinder once or twice for them


NinjatheClick

Blade grinders are shit. The blade heats up and burns off any oils that were trapped in roasting (assuming the beans were fresh enough to begin with). Mill-burr grinders are the standard. If you use blades or old beans (older than a week or two) you might as well buy pre-ground. I feel like a blade grinder would ruin marijuana,also. Lol.


shastadakota

Value added.


Spuzzle91

Bonus!


AdventurousImage2440

You win some you lose some.


mila_des

I guess that's what they mean by grinding to get through the day 😂


Daddio209

"*Tested-works*"


dpmad1

We call it the “Budulater”.


bassboat1

Nice! I bought a gas dryer from my boss eons ago, and installed it around 10 years afterwards. Found a gram of hashish in the lint screen:)


Pexd

might be some 70’s shake


mitchy93

Free gift


Small_Tax_9432

That brew's gonna be special XD


bionic_human

Oh, that was mine. From before I upgraded to a big boi that does a half kilo at a time and sounds like a jet turbine.


Haunting-Owl-7835

The best part of waking up.


SkaturX

Free weed


jensinjah

Yessah praise Jah for eye vaaa


whenyoda

Lucky you.


martindavidartstar

15 bucks little man..


Whatsapokemon

Wait, what else would you use a coffee grinder for??


OGGBTFRND

Score!


_redacteduser

Damn that’s where my coffee grinder went


welcomefinside

There's about enough in there for half a spliff.


Unspeakable_Elvis

Nice. Next on the thrift store shopping list is… mattress and toothbrush.


dan_sundberg

That's a spice grinder, my guy. I know because I have the exact same one. Also, it never occurred to me that I cam use it for weed.... Brb


hellcat_uk

They don't clean the items? That's nasty.


Turniermannschaft

Well obviously as these blade grinders suck for coffee. You want burr grinders for that.


vlevandovski

Hey, don’t buy those, get a manual grinder, it will produce a much better result. Cheap electric grinders make a very uneven results where you will have both coffee dust and big pieces together.


ramdom-ink

Definition of *filled* is different from mine…


Ok_Second_3170

You mean 'there is a little bit of weed in it' tfym filled?


TisCass

I got a coffee grinder for my medical cannabis flower, a couple of seconds for neat chopping. Never was able to use a hand grinder lol


Acceptable_Star5006

You know someone’s mom donated their shit while they were away from home for a while.


BigKarina4u

Is that in Ithaca?


CorrectCourse9658

That’s pretty funny. I used a coffee grinder too for a while. Anytime I’d get an ounce for myself, I’d pull any stems and break apart my buds a bit, then grind them lightly. If you grind it longer, you get finer weed and lots of kief, but are missing out on some terpenes that will coat the inside of the grinder and make it harder to clean. A quick pulse or two is all that’s necessary if you aren’t overloading it.


5xad0w

Note to all teenagers on Xbox voice chat: When you are talking about how high you are or how you can’t believe how stoned you are right now or are bragging about the dank ‘Bubblegum Kush XXL’ you just hit, this what everyone imagines you are actually smoking.


graybeam

Well put that in your pipe and smoke it.