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You know how a zerg building starts out as a sack with the drone swimming around in it? I couldn't get that image out of my head when my wife was first pregnant.
This is such a weird coincidence I just have to tell you that after I read your comment I scrolled to the next post and it was a video playing that song! I feel like I'm in the matrix right now lol
In pre school I did a family portrait and all of our genitals were comically large. Mine was like 7 feet long 😂. Its been like 33 years and I can almost guarantee when my parents meet my gf next week, mom will bust it out
This is a fairly normal looking dick. I'm always amazed when a new guy pulls it out: 'it's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.'
I've seen some strange looking dick in my time.
I think the weirdest one was a 4in circumcized one that looked like the elongated fruit of a Chinese lantern plant with the very tip torn off. I think he likely had phimosis, poor fella.
Once my school friend wrote a french test and accidentally wrote two words together.
So he drew sth like "a pair of scissors" onto those words, to separate them. Teacher couldn't see anything else than dic and balls. She was furious.
When I was in 3rd grade I yelled out a bus window, “Joey you suck”. I had shared cookies with the kid, he had something and didn’t share. Kid was walking with his mom, they walked back immediately inside. I got pulled off the bus, they asked me if I did it I said yes and why.
They sent me home with a letter… a few days later my mom had to come in and we had a meeting with the principle in which he told her that I said he sucked dick. I was grounded for 2 months and it didn’t compute until years later.
Fuck the mom, fuck the principle and fuck that kid for taking my cookies and not sharing.
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Yeah nice try, but that's clearly a sliced apple
But then it would be missing its stem/antennae/hair
I ate it, sorry
Don't eat the skin, that's where the toxins are
You need to smoke a cigarette to get rid of the toxins!!
Two skinless Apples please!
That'll cost extra.
I'M NOT ALLOWED!
Only if they have a filter (so most)
Wait there are toxins in the skin of an apple?
Only if your pathetic genes are weak enough to be allergic to apples.
The comment above is a reference to Its Always Sunny. Mac peels Dennis’ apples because he believes there are toxins in the skin
I’m not allowed!!!!!
Dennis can’t eat the skin but Charlie eats the stickers.
Pesticides
[here you go friend ](https://youtu.be/V8p8411LqGU?si=uJkSBBD3Qp-3Cxcj)
No, but the cores contain a certain amount of arsenic
On an apple, the seeds have the worst toxin...
Antennae? I thought we were talking about female genitals?
lol this guy doesnt know about the antennae.
Guys have a very difficult time finding the antennae.
Are you sure you found the stem? Not everybody can.
Your son is an uber hetero, early bloomer
Now I’m just imagining an adult who’s insecure about their sexuality just being like “bro, I’m so straight I’ve been drawing pussy since 5!”
Well, maaaybe. But I think we need to see what his caterpillar drawing looks like before we can come to any conclusions
Pu... Yeah, Apple. Pff.. Clearly.. APPLE it is.. Yep.. 😐
With a bug in it
Peach
Or an avocado 🥑 😆
An apple a day…
No, those are 2 kidney beans
He drew home, 5 years ago.
the entrance gates of life.
you know what that’s kinda empowering, this is what imma call my 🐈 from now on.
The spawn area Or starcrafts "spawning pool"
You know how a zerg building starts out as a sack with the drone swimming around in it? I couldn't get that image out of my head when my wife was first pregnant.
And then when it's "done building" thr whole horrifying flesh sack bursts open
I'd go for "Drop zone"
That’s a long name for a cat innit?
Might've been a c section
the shortcut lol
L’origin du monde
Entrance or exit?
Core memory, unlocked. Now time to draw that annoying pokie thing.
Closing time…
Ewwwww 😂
Bros movie poster for his origin story.
That’s what the toilet sees while you scroll Reddit.
Bruhhhhh ☠️☠️☠️
This guy toilets
💀
Butt-turd flies
Read this comment, scrolled back to relook at the picture and guffawed. Thanks for this, fellow Redditor(sp)
literally
The amount of upvotes you have is the amount of peoples who read this while sitting on the toilet
This is so apt ahahahaha
My brain read this in Dwight Schrute’s voice.
Gold
Is it hiding behind that vagina?
OMG. Why isn't this the top comment? I just laughed myself into tachycardia.
😂😂😂😂
This had no right making me laugh so hard
I’ve been laughing at this for two minutes. I can’t stand you. I’m trying to adult
Well, are you putting it up on the fridge to honor him? Or not?
Def going to laminate this drawing!
https://youtu.be/LrqucIrgh9c uploaded this in HD for you. Felt appropriate.
omfg 😂😂😂 THE END
Go to your fucking room.
came here for this. thank you.
I was going to post this based on how long I had to scroll thank you
You're welcome haha. I couldnt believe nobody else had posted it yet so I had to reupload the HD master...
💯 going in the wedding video "growing up" photos
Saving it to show the prom date for maximum honor/horror.
Come my lady, come, come my lady...
be my butterfly sugar baby
RIP
RIP to shifty
🤌
🎯
That guy sadly died this week. Such an iconic song
And what's wild is its absolutely nothing like their other music, which was generic nu-metal.
>sadly He was a piece of shit. Anyone dying is sad but you don't just get a pass because you're gone.
Honestly I was surprised he was still alive. Him and the lead singer of Smash Mouth were dead to me long before their deaths.
Excellent work
Too soon RIP 🪦 😢
Song instantly reminds me of orange 🍊 county
This is such a weird coincidence I just have to tell you that after I read your comment I scrolled to the next post and it was a video playing that song! I feel like I'm in the matrix right now lol
The guy who sings it died this week of an overdose so it makes sense you would see references. No matrix today. Just good ole Earth.
RIP
underrated.
Marie, I don’t know why but I really like this.
Yo, my first thought as well haha
oh my God, I'm a lesbian
I haven't seen a ray reference in some time, and the world needs more of it.
The butterflies head is a myth, I don't think it really exists. I can never find it
They have heads?
My wife's has.
Oh, you mean the little man in the boat?
Cannot wait to say this to my girl tonight
Geee, spot on!
That’s a plant. Penis fly trap.
You must be very proud, Mr. O'Keeffe.
Georgia, Sweet Georgia
And the history books unfold ya
Came here for this
Dang it, you beat me to it with the reference XD well played! XD
Dad to Dad save this drawing in a decade you will be able to pull tome great jokes
Frame it and present it to him on a big birthday when lots of guests are about (28, 20 or 21 etc). Don’t mention it to him before then!
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In pre school I did a family portrait and all of our genitals were comically large. Mine was like 7 feet long 😂. Its been like 33 years and I can almost guarantee when my parents meet my gf next week, mom will bust it out
Dude, you gotta post that.
Jesus fuck, do not go to this guy's profile. I went there to see if he took your advice and posted the picture.
Why is it shaped so weird? It's like pencil dick meets eggplant dick. Edit: After further examination it looks like a torpedo.
This is a fairly normal looking dick. I'm always amazed when a new guy pulls it out: 'it's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.' I've seen some strange looking dick in my time.
Well don’t stop there!! Tell us about the highlights of your portfolio!
I think the weirdest one was a 4in circumcized one that looked like the elongated fruit of a Chinese lantern plant with the very tip torn off. I think he likely had phimosis, poor fella.
Once my school friend wrote a french test and accidentally wrote two words together. So he drew sth like "a pair of scissors" onto those words, to separate them. Teacher couldn't see anything else than dic and balls. She was furious.
When I was in 3rd grade I yelled out a bus window, “Joey you suck”. I had shared cookies with the kid, he had something and didn’t share. Kid was walking with his mom, they walked back immediately inside. I got pulled off the bus, they asked me if I did it I said yes and why. They sent me home with a letter… a few days later my mom had to come in and we had a meeting with the principle in which he told her that I said he sucked dick. I was grounded for 2 months and it didn’t compute until years later. Fuck the mom, fuck the principle and fuck that kid for taking my cookies and not sharing.
Everything reminds me of her
Did he though....?
Most likely not. Maybe I’m cynical lol
Ahh.. The very special, "Whispering Eye" butterfly.
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable
Your son knows more about "butterflies" than most adults 🤣
I should call her
Worst parent/teacher conference ever.
Ask him to draw a pussy and see what you get.
I mean…. He isn’t wrong….it’s a butterfly alright…. Sips coffee
[It’s an elephant](https://youtu.be/SWltiNlFOQo?si=CkYJDbVCqKQL4hjO)
My favorite WKUK skit.
I call mine my butterfly
Everything reminds me of her
More like a Vagerfly
I always have a hard time finding the butterfly
The last thing he saw,when he was born
He’s already ahead of the game. He just doesn’t know it yet.
My favorite variety!
No TF he didn’t.
He remembers
5 year old accomplishment what most grown men can not
The first butterfly he saw you mean.
It took me 30 yrs to find the magic bean and this guy already knows🥲
You need to save that and give it to him when he’s an adult. Just casually be like, “ oh here’s a butterfly you drew at 5 yo”.
Awesome- tell him thanks for the help
Yeah he did
Is that a pussy with the superman symbol for a clit?
The butterfly of life?
Accurate
Is that what they're calling it these days? 😆
Is that a clit
Your 5 year old found the clit and grown ass men can't. Watch out he's gonna be a lady killer.
Very "Georgia O'Keeffe"
Everything reminds me of her.
Future OB-GYN right there
Get him to sign and date it. Get it framed nicely. Perhaps make an object label. Pick a prominent place in your home to hang it forever.
Frame that. Could be "*Woman's behind*" *Pablo Picasso c. 1949*
/r/mildlyvagina
Frame this. 😂
Butterfly between your thighs, reading rainbow
I can see the caterpillitoris.
I should call her.
A cunning depiction.
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal. Vagina.
But without batting an eye a man will refer to his "Dick" his "Rod" or his... "Johnson"
Ahhh here we have the first confirmed sighting of Papilio Labia. Its hard to discern its patterns and color as its body is hairless...
Cute butterfly :D
Ahh the beautiful Labius Monarchus
It’s a peach cross section
Come my lady come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar baby.
Please keep that forever and get it framed and present it to him on his wedding day.
😆
Show him this again at 18
That’s a man in a boat, duh.
“Daddy, where do babies come from?” “Butterflies, kiddo, butterflies.”
Atta boy!!
My wife just verified that it is not a butterfly...
Obviously kids are innocent until corrupted by adult idiots.
Yes it is😋
I think he drew a city map.
Named it Gina.
Oh really buddy?
Kids drawing maps and I still can't find it
Georgia O'Keeffe's lawyers would like a word.
Has his artwork ever been commended as being highly vaginal?
r/mildlyvagina
nice butterflygina
I guess lil Johnny finally got lil Susie to show him her butterfly! Well played, Johnny, well played.
Is his name George O'Keeffe?
Looks edible.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Wife: draw me 😉. OP: sure. Wife: that's awful. OP: hey guys look my son tried to draw a uh..... butterfly. Nice try op.
Vejinah
Jeez, I’m 41 and he found the clitoris before I did.
Whose butterflies he lookin at!? 😭😩
The majority of guys can’t find the head.
maybe your son is the butterfly and that was his cocoon..
Save that one for him.
Everything reminds me of her
You’re son has a rare gift