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peppermintmeow

Don't leave us in suspense, OP. What's your job?


iHaveACatDog

Based on the car with anime characters on the side of it, I'm guessing the owner is in IT.


ecchimaru

You're all wrong, it's vape shop employee.


crowdog519

Vape Shop IT guy


MastodonNo8616

Vape ShIT


teenytinypeener

“Sir, have you tried turning your shit off and on?”


Ayellowbeard

I’m thinking a car wrap installer


ProStateForever

And obviously a stoner...


Additional_Camel_452

I’m glad I’m not the only one looking at the rock….


Inigomntoya

I'm going with pizza delivery person


peppermintmeow

Think he's got a Sugar Daddy? Or if he's a pizza delivery driver would that be a Papa John? ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.


CjBurden

I'd guess gamestop employee, but since they can afford a car and decals thats probably wrong.


Kabc

GameStop employee who got a little bit of money with crypto back in the day


Canadianpirate666

> back in the day 😭 Thank you for making me feel… old… like dinosaur old


Healthy-Tap6469

Because of the decals I think he is in design and made the decals himself. Or he is a mechanic at a car shop or does bodywork on cars etc. So he could have installed the decals himself.


blizzard36

No furry character, can't be IT.


PalatinusG

Second time I’m seeing this today. Why the connection of IT people with furries?


Gorbashsan

High rate of neurodivergence, eccentricity, and out of box thinking in both the furry community and those with general interest in tech/STEM fields means there is a disproportionate overlap between them compared to other comparable correlations involving a demographic and vocational field. Basically, it's coincidence, just REALLY prevalent coincidence. Not gonna lie, Im an IT worker, a large portion of my social circle are IT or STEM field workers, and yeah, probably 2/3rds of them are openly furry, and a majority are LGBTQIA+ or if not themselves part of that group, are actively supportive allies. I mean heck, I play D&D with a trans fem kneesock and cat ear wearing backend dev and database programmer. And thats one of THREE trans programmers I know IN PERSON who do coding/programming/web dev and have a thing for cat ears and kneesocks. I DONT EVEN LIKE KNEE SOCKS OR CAT EARS, WHY DO SO MANY OF THESE PEOPLE WIND UP IN MY LIFE? Oh, right, cause I'm an IT director for an art academy. Almost everyone I meet in my professional and personal life are either fellow IT people or artists, and we are all just kinda eccentric in some way. Scuse me, I need to go have a small existential crisis in the reptile room with my emotional support bucket of sassy hognoses.


dan-theman

SW Dev


Yakostovian

I've seen young Air Force dudes and dudettes (usually in IT, sometimes Intel and Maintenance) with stickers on their cars.


dtb1987

Seriously, I have no idea


beatenmeat

I was gonna guess reddit mod.


SupaDupaFlyAccount

That is not a job. My wife was very clear about that.


hearke

What? What defines a job, huh? Getting paid? Answer me that. Oh, it is literally getting paid? Dang, nvm.


AUniquePerspective

I spent way too long wondering if the roof rack could be a clue.


peppermintmeow

There's a roof....God damn it that's a fence isn't it?


ellemeno93

OP comments on other posts recently but not this one for some reason.


peppermintmeow

^hmmmm. ^interesting.


ellemeno93

OP told me on another thread they commented it on here but it got downvoted so they deleted the comment I guess. Pretty sad to delete comments just for being down voted lol Edit : IT specialist apparently.


peppermintmeow

I wonder what they do for a living that got them down voted. And why they have an anime car? Maybe they *are* a Reddit mod.


KaitRaven

Damnit why is it always IT


TheRogueToad

It’s not just a boulder. It’s a rock! Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.


Random_01

Minerals Marie. They're minerals!


BreakTheSuicycle

For god sake, Hank


Deago78

That's a rock fact!


TheRogueToad

Yes! I absolutely love Over the Garden Wall! Years ago my daughters painted their own rocks. I still have them, but the paint is almost entirely faded. I don’t care if the paint disappears entirely. I’ll never throw those rocks away.


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[удалено]


OShucksImLate

The Krusy Kra-kraa-aa-aab pizza! Is the pizza for you and me!


chocobobleh

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza absolutively


darkhelmet1121

No. Job. Lives with mom


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

Wait for me Jethrow!


Tobiathan1134

Never gave an award before,but the random SpongeBob reference is golden.


litescript

it could be anything! it could even be a boat!


The_Undermind

Reddit Mod?


hitsujiTMO

That's not a real job bro


NeutralMinion

Careful, you'll get banned


SadAd2653

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


LifeAintNoJoke

Someone had to say it.


ProfessionalSock2993

Shut up mom, I'm respected in the community!


itislupus89

Discord mod


Pigsfly77

The Reddit mods reading this seething because they can’t do anything about it 😂


verdatum

It's not that we can't do anything. It's not even that we don't feel like doing anything. It's that we honestly rather enjoy mod-burns :)


Conman_in_Chief

Yo mod’s so old, he/she/they knew Gandalf when he just had a mustache.


Canadianpirate666

When he was JUST a Moustache.


CoderDevo

[mod-burns](https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/b/b7/Robo_Burns.png)


Apprehensive_Fuel924

Chill bro 😭😭😂💀💀💀😂😂


i-sleep-well

That's not a bicycle.


Jintokunogekido

Boulder removal specialist


RangerMatt76

I was thinking the opposite. Boulder delivery person.


ddollarsign

If you play your cards right, you can do both in one trip, taking the bolder from someone who doesn’t want it and delivering it to someone who does, making money on both ends. Maybe a better term would be “boulder broker”.


zsir123

Stay at home son


lonestar-rasbryjamco

This is too aspirational. Stay at home grandson seems more plausible.


CalRAIDia

Former child


TheNatureBoy

People act like being a stay at home son isn’t a full time job. Let’s see you drink five Dr. Peppers a day.


CoralinesButtonEye

comic book store guy


TheRealChexHaze

Worst comment..ever.


Bowling4rhinos

Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.


TDS_1991

It's 100% this. The guy who owns the LGS.


Wuzzlehead

Car is too nice


IAmGlobalWarming

You can't see the inside...


th3_eradicator

Vape store attendant


eyecys

GameStop employee


theabyssstaresback

…there’s a GameStop employee at one of the strip malls near me whose car looks a looooooot like this…


HardcaseKid

My very first thought.


yousmellandidont

IT support desk


OgdruJahad

Dude that's offensive AF. (Puts Hatsune Miku figurine inside his drawer)


Yandoji

But where are all the others?


nergalelite

In jars


hypnotichellspiral

I hate you


CrisisYEG

I hate that I get the reference


OgdruJahad

No idea what you're talking about. YOU WILL NEVER FIND THEM ALL MWAHAHA.


maxdps_

Lol, so true.. I work in IT support and have a co-worker with a car similar to this.


darkage_raven

I am in IT support, 3rd level. Most Indian people would never do this to their cars.


maxdps_

100%, but that's level 3. This guy is likely level 1 help desk and is most definitely a white guy.


Trappedbirdcage

Def some kind of IT/Software. Can confirm, my Ghost Rule Miku figure is my coding "rubber duck" so to speak


DaedalusBornAgain

This is my guess too.


AbriefDelay

He works on base. Edit: nevermind, that's not a dodge charger.


on_the_nightshift

I saw a Tesla with a full anime wrap heading on to base the other day. Middle aged civilian. Sadly probably in IT (sadly, because I am as well).


Never-Forget-Trogdor

It could just as easily be intel.


Bambo0zalah

….CTI analyst: 👀


Never-Forget-Trogdor

I'm going with Intel in the Air Force. Definitely something I have seen before parked in front of the SCIF.


pommenizer

Sisyphus?


Alecazzzam

impolite person nail axiomatic crush oil clumsy marvelous ripe deserted *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Sapphires13

There’s a girl that works for my local Dominos that has anime shit like this all over her car.


lostcosmonaut307

A g-g-g-g-GIRL????


Sapphires13

She’s very popular with the local nerds.


drinkmoredrano

Full time hentai masturbator.


spidermanngp

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


obscureferences

Loads.


blkaino

Geologist


Physical-Cry-6861

That’s a nice driveway, too bad it’s for stone parking.


joshay703

GrubHub driver


POONBAG

He was the chosen one for the stone cutters but brought home the stone of enlightenment.


fallingbutslowly

Obelix


xXWickedSmatXx

Something at a mall kiosk


MandiocaGamer

Professional Virgin


HotSpicedChai

His name is Sisyphus, and his job is actually to just roll that thing up a hill every day.


LightsJusticeZ

Pioneer


Arcalargo

Didn't they used to ride those babies for miles?


FarlesBarkley1182

Where is this? That old Land Cruiser Pickup Truck is incredible.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Professional basement dweller.


iampuh

Twitch streamer


Paul-Smecker

In my experience it’s always some entry level medical assisting/coding/billing people that weeb out their cars like this.


Chocodisco

Wtf I know 2 people with itasha's that got their cars wrapped while working as a junior medical tech. Theory confirmed


Make_It_Sing

japanese 40 year old twitch streamer


maddoggnick96

And they use a Vtuber skin?


ye3tr

A female one


Esternaefil

With a single fang and bat wings.


thekraiken

Yelling at kids during Magic The Gathering tournaments


mockgame3129

I thought hide-a-key's were supposed to blend in better


UnderAnAargauSun

The license plate is euro style - white and looks like TG, which is Thurgau, Switzerland. Either they are a farmer or unemployed. Or unemployed farmer, which is definitely quite lucrative in Switzerland


Yewais1

Forget the job, how about the 45 series Land Cruiser in the background!


MikeMac999

Cosplay enthusiast


wishiwasfrank

Virgin isn't a job


nuclearwinterxxx

For some, it's a career.


lebidm

Rock star?


teems

Low level IT


tbrand009

I would bet a large sum that they're in the military.


THE_B00MB0X

Yeah, I was gonna say this screams Air Force intel guy.


AsianCastleGyatt

Did Patrick drive and park that rock there?


Dacurtman5000

Tim Hortons employee


elbapo

Rock Star. Whose pastimes include bouldering.


Educational-Snow6995

Unemployed


Mother_Relation_5117

IT


SilkyBowner

Unemployed basement dweller


IllustriousReason944

Doesn’t have one and still lives in moms basement


NotCreativeToday

I’m pretty sure the kid that drives the rock works as pizza delivery, or maybe they were pioneers


Wearytraveller_

Sysadmin


etownrawx

What's funny here? It's a car with stickers. Looks kinda dumb, but this isn't even worthy of a chuckle. Also this is a BS clickbait title, as OP doesn't actually appear to know the answer to the question either, or at least doesn't intend to provide the answer. This just feels like more karma farming bullshit to me. Is OP a bot?


Deepstatedingleberry

Who puts a rock there?


Mosesisgreat

Genuinely not sure if OP is asking about the car or the rock


Krokodrillo

Stonecutter? (We Do! - Homer Simpson)


obsir

How is that funny


Dr0110111001101111

Arctic crab fisherman


greensaturn

Reddit admin


GreenLurch

In between jobs for the past decade?


Addamant1

No job, just mother's basement vibes.


Iamkyron

OF subscriber.


Asleep-Umpire6305

What job?


Squidysquid27

That's a *nice* boulder


virgilreality

Rock Herder.


buddhaliao

Virgin?


ErnestoGrimes

I'm thinking they work with paper and scissors.


schenitz

Budtender at a dispensary


skrugg

Unemployed


hex_1101

40 year old living with parents unemployed


AdamDangerWest

Unemployment checks


Mad_Hatter_92

Oh this reminds me of my friend’s bachelor party 2 weekends ago in StLouis. In the parking garage I stayed at, there was a yellow Porsche 911 with fucking pikachu decals all over it. A Porsche!


sealmeal21

Job... Where?


t1ber

Unemployed


Impish_Dragon

Bro, are you in Virginia? I swear this looks just like the car of a crazy dude I meet at a tile warehouse. He kept going on and on about how he was going move to the Dominican republic and get a mansion because his money would be worth more. He then showed us his care because I had a Tokyo ghoul shirt on and went on a rant about some absolute crap anime. He ended up giving my mom a whole pallet of tiles for free and then a week later he texted her and said he'd give her $200 and me a pair of Nike's if she stopped by the warehouse again. Before she blocked him and the showroom he worked at, he also sent a text that he wanted to take her on a fully paid vacation to see his house in the Dominican republic. I still like to tease her and say she has to go get that $200 and my Nike's.


DelightfullyDivisive

Whatever it is, he's single.


cegr76

Middle school gym teacher?


MyNameIsDaveToo

Guy who applies decals to cars


C_IsForCookie

Furry convention supervisor


ConsiderationNo278

No way you've got a job


cardlackey

Reddit mod is his profession?


NewsGood

Stone delivery?


porkchop3177

Editor for Bang Bros.


ZuliCurah

Unemployed


cdewey17

Reddit mod?


Embarrassed-Chip5543

Discord moderator


Pepephend

Manager at a vape shop? 😂


shel254

Stay at home manchild


k2on0s-23

Well since the OP is too lazy to follow up, who cares?


supergnawer

Successful Bitcoin investor


sonicle_reddit

MTG sales clerk


br0wens

Script Kiddie, Code Monkey, "Software Engineer"


tits-mchenry

How is tables a job?


GreenDot4219

Guess who’s a virgin?


Icy_Investment_1878

Pdf reader dev


Monkfich

They work at a quarry? /s


carnage1104

Chief pizza pocket inspector


hannahbaby122

a person in my area has a similar car that has tons of anime stickers and decals on the passenger windows and side paneling etc just like this!!! (their car is a black sedan though) and they work at the costco in my area! i always see their car in the back lot area by employee parking every time i go! i wonder who it is inside…..


IceLapplander

The hell with that weeb car, i want better pictures of the red Landcruiser (B/F)J45 in the background.


xyzkingi

Krusty Krub Pizza delivery driver.


WillowIntrepid

What job?


ITS_A_ROCK

Forget the car, who’s driving that rock?


cmprsdchse

Baka hentai otaku?


skuuterz

GameStop third key failson


DuneChild

Youth minister


pancakeface710

Definitely USAF.


destinationsam

IT


SadBit8663

He got Goku and Luffy fighting together. His job doesn't matter he(or she) is one of us.


leezor_leezor

I thought this was a sub to be funny, not to validate your own misery.


MrBanballow

I'm pretty sure that's Mitch McConnell's whip.


Fucky0uthatswhy

Streamer


nwillyerd

I’m going with software developer