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"Dad, can you please just drop me off here? I'll walk the rest of the way to school."

>Dad, can you please just drop me off here? I'll walk the rest of the way to school." Absolutely not, Phil-Angee. Stay in until we get there.

You know your little sister, Digit, can’t walk that far.

That was pretty meta-tarsal

Lol nice

'Walk? *With your feet?!* 🤤'

*”SCHOOL: 23 MILES AWAY”*

God help us if that's a parent...

If they were really committed to it, they’d be driving a tow truck.

Or at least a Kia Soul.

Or maybe a T~~ah~~oe

Or a Toeyota Toecoma.

Toeyoda toecuma

Toyota FJ Cruiser Does Toyota love feet?

Is the FJ short for Foot Job? Like cruising to find an FJ? Edit: Asking for a friend, I’m totally not into feet…

I read this thread in the voice of Letterkenny characters.

Allegedly

Shoe-in for best comment

You win dad joke of the year.

Go home dad

r/angryupvote

https://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Quid-pro-toe-Truck-Bon-signs-to-get-a-new-life-1165630.php

They are so committed, they had a different car before too lol. [Two years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/elsdxf/man_has_his_priorities/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Good way to make sure none of your friends ask to borrow your car or ask for rides.

It’s gotta be a super effective way for an introvert to be left alone by strangers.

Or bothered by strangers.

I mean, if you're not trying to waste your time, being completely up front *is* the best way to get like minded partners.

I'd imagine not as good as I'd like to think. 🤢

Other than the plate I think it would be a hilarious prank to pull on a friend who is a clean freak.

The person at the DMV who did his tags lol

“What? Noo! Its my name: T. O. Esukr.”

Fun fact, you are legally allowed to put whatever you want on your license plate in Maine. It’s considered protected speech so there are no restrictions beyond character limits.

Fun fact: They do now (have restrictions). https://wgme.com/news/local/maine-releases-plan-to-reign-in-obscene-license-plates

the toesucker is grandfathered in

I applied for (but didnt end up getting) a similarly fun plate. The lady looked at it puzzled for a moment, then realized what it said, turned red, and ran laughing to go show her coworker. There is a two part system, which makes sense, but I wasn't aware at the time: The office was only going to deny me if it was already on the banned list, but someone reviewed it farther down the line and I got a "nice try, but no" letter instead of the plate.

My friend tried to get BIGFART and was rejected. Also rejected for B1GF4RT

Lmao picturing the dmv folks shaking their heads and laughing when the second one came through, like this dude really thought he could get away with this

This was like 17 years ago and I still laugh about it weekly.

The 90s were a different time, and I was lucky enough to get BUKAKE plates.

I hate when you go to a birthday party and they try to serve it in fuckin **bowls.**

Oh man don’t get me started.

[удалено]

Assman but he's in New York so it was already taken.

YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT!!!!!

A553ATER

I8ASS

He still does, but he used to as well.

VGNAETR VLVAETR would have been more appropriate

Best way to get business: Advertise

"It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes We don't mind sucking on toes Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe" \-Tenacious D

Having sex with me n KG, now you're talkin' double team...SUPEREME!

Damn. A hard day’s rockin…

Better slip off m'shoes

Maybe give a little stretchhhhh, and a bend

Dip m'toe chujacuzzi, bb

Let me slip out this book.

Buttress of Windsor

Buttress of Windsor…

I had to scroll farther than I thought to see a comment about tenacious D. Glad this resonated with somebody else

Hell yeah i suck toes. What was the question again?

Welcome to Pop Copy how can I help you

Yo I'M your manager

You the manager?

Why treat the customer this way? *why? Cause fuck ‘em, that’s why!*

Manuel, why were you late today?

Yo I got here as soon as I could you ain’t my fuckin mom

*Perfect!*

Yea I definitely heard it in his voice as I read it.

Me too! Damn I wish they were still making that show

My asshole itches. I don't know why, I took a shower. Can I help you?

"Ay, sista, sista...I gotta take a shit."

I don't give a fuck I'll go to jail just to prove a point.

Just remember you graduated from grade school and you don't have to take shit from anybody.

I had to scroll way too far to see this.

"You understand what I'm sayin, you know my reputation. I don't give a fuck. I'll go to Rikers for three or four years just to prove my point. I don't play that shit."

Welcome to Wendy's. What can I get you?

"You still have that Amish combo running, with the 12 pieces?"

Imagine sucking toes being your whole identity...

Was just thinking this. ALL in on the toes, eh? Weird flex but ti each their own.

toe each their own

Each toe, they're blown.

Et toe, Brutus?

Just realized my mouth is instinctively making a "*yeeugh*" shape.

Thought you were going to say “‘toe’ shape”

Just pop it in there

It’s like a ring pop but in the shape of a toe.

I wasn't making the *'yeeeugh'* face until the comment.

Don't yuck someone's yum! Lol jk

Look, when you are about dem toes? Pretty much nothing else about you matters. Confucius said: "Build 100 bridges and you're a Bridge Builder. Build 100 Bridges and suck some toes one time, you're a toesucking freak." or something to that effect.

All that's missing from this guy's car is some shrimp imagery.

Pretty sure they just lost a bet

I could see for the stickers, but the license plate too?? That’s some commitment

What's next? Identities surrounding a grifter-become-president?

Or making NOT getting a vaccine your entire identity.

Didn't know Quentin Tarantino lives in Maine

[Cheers!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/19/1a/50191aa537d9e04c5cea23e0d5ad98ec.gif)

It’s the Toe Waggon.

"Hello, 9-1-1, I'd like to report a suspicious vehicle" "What's the license plate?" *sigh*

This guy's knows his fetish, and God damnit, so does everyone in the world now.

Looks like Rex Ryan retired to Maine

Beat me to it, that's an old reference.

[It's an older code](https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/37016571/its-an-older-code-sir-but-it-checks-out.jpg)

“…Good afternoon Welcome to PopCopy, can I help you?”

I took a shower but my ass still itches

Know what I'm saying?? I mean I'll go to jail just to prove a point. Can I help you?

No No No! Its “ my butt is itching like crazy and i took a shawah”

System is down! - or it should be anyways.

...walks away

Why? Because fuck em that’s why

Jables moved to Maine!? Someone tell KG, he’s still stuck in Idaho!!

Plenty of potatoes, everywhere. There was no famine, no.

Dude…. A toast: Long live the D!

Do you think this guy sucks toes?

There's no way of knowing

As a foot guy this guy crazy. How can they suck all toes. 80% of feet I see are disgusting. Take care of them you dingleberries. I ain’t sucking on no dirty toes

This guy has standards!

He's just toeing the line

I used to work with a guy who had a foot fetish. He took training in Guam to do massages and specialized in legs and feet. That just icks me out for some reason. Like he got off on his training. It’s not what he did for a job however so maybe he just learned for personal reasons. He said that you can tell a lot about a woman by how she takes care of her feet. He told me all of this within a couple of hours of meeting him at work.

We all need to do a little sole searching...

Why does everyone need to know? I don't get it at all

You never know when a woman in Maine needs a good toe sucking, I guess.

Serious answer: I suspect they also have a humiliation fetish.

I mean, I'm not against sucking toes, but I have better shit to do than to turn a minor sexual fetish into an entire personality

I wish I was this confident about literally any of my personality traits. 😂

Ikr? This guy is blatantly being this obvious. Surely is bound to find someone upfront with that interest too, in wanting their toes sucked. Because that's their fetish. Perfect match waiting to happen.

I would literally rule the world!

Either this guy has a kink, or… he did really poorly in n his local fantasy football group several years running.

I'm not entirely sure but I think this person might enjoy sucking toes? Just making an assumption here.

I think I'm gonna need a couple more stickers to be sure

Dan Schneider out and about

Can’t be him, he likes em underage

Well, I guess you know what you're getting into when approaching that person.

Rex Ryan has entered the chat

“Welcome to PopCopy. Can I help you?”

Bet this guy loves traffic jams.

Toe jams

My college friend just messaged me to see if this was me. Yes I live in Maine, but I wouldn't be this obnoxious

Never associated Maine with shrimping before

Well.....Bonus points for keeping to the theme I guess

Live your truth, dude

Any guess on how many OF subs he has?

no shame. love it

Quentin Tarantino got rid of the old 'Pussywagon' huh?

This person will never have to worry about a conversation starter in any family gathering.

You found Rex Ryan

Love it. I fuck feet too

I wish I knew what I was about as much as this man does

Welcome to PopCopy, how may I help you? 😠

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

I think I just found my future husband!

god i love my state sometimes this is so funny

WE DON'T MIND SUCKING ON TOES 👏👏👏 👏👏👏 GOOD LUCK FINDING A BOYFRIEND WHO SUCKS TOES 👏👏👏 👏👏👏

I think feet are so gross. You could rob me with a sweaty foot easier than you could with a gun or knife.

What the fuck

This dude is getting some feet.

I guarantee they don't want to suck my toes.

Still not as obnoxious as those honor student bumper stickers

This guy is a hero.

As an eater of ass, I must say toe sucking sounds gross!

But what about poop particles in your mouth?

Guessing they take the wifes car to Thanksgiving

[Behold, the Infinity Toes!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu06zJcl7ac&t=4m45s&feature=youtu.be)

Can confirm, Maine is wild AF.

My wife would set it as screensaver on my PC.

onii-chan baka! you are ecchi!

https://youtu.be/5tekJ_e8msg

Well, at least he's consistent.

Someone toe this car out of my sight!

Where abouts ? I could use a good toejob !!!

Be proud of who you are

I mean, if you love something let the world know.

Nailed it

Well you would never have to ask what they are into. That’s what I call owning it.

If a woman is in the throes of orgasm, sucking her toes puts her over the top.

Hey I'm not one to kink shame. Be proud!!

Chill the fuck out. I promise that one sticker was enough

Careful! Do not go toe to toe with him...

The real question for me is sucking toes actually satisfying? Or is it just foreplay for more to come?

I mean. This is the most honest person ever.

we don’t mind sucking on toes, tenacious D

The few, the proud, the Toe sucker..

I envy people that know what their passion truly is.

Hell yeah I suck toes. Can I help you?

Is that a toe truck?

My ex used to travel to Maine every month to see his kids. He fucking loved feet. Made us some money on Instagram and I got the best foot massages. They would have been kink bros

The commitment is respectable. The driver is a foot explorer and they love every second of it.

At least he’s being honest

r/nymphowarriorrides

I'm not one to kink shame, but come on...have some self respect 🤣

Hell yeah. Probably gets more digits than all of Reddit combined.

I love feet too but i just dont know about the sucking part? Dont really want them in my mouth. Eh down to try something new

Ya gotta admire the enthusiasm!

Wow, that's a level of dedication to a personal interest that I've never experienced.

I've been known to a suck a toe or two in my day. Not really my thing but hey, whatever makes the oyster moister.

Based

Hey, they know what they like.