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p0p_thAt

My plate is arranged like B, however, I combo like A but in my mouth so I don't appear as a psychopath in front of my significant other's family


TheMostUnclean

I like to mix up my combinations. Sometimes a little of everything, sometimes just taters and turkey, sometimes just cranberry and turkey. Plate A allows for no variety.


wigg1es

I'm with you 100%.


enderval

I want to eat A while looking at B.


MarioToo

Are you saying you want to eat his wife while staring at him?


egonsepididymitis

You forgot the word “out.”


yll33

or did he?


VezurMathYT

*Vsauce music starts playing*


Zeronimum

Hey vsauce, micheal here. Your wife is safe and sound in your house. Or is she?


Jukebawks

You'd make a good Korean. That's our philosophy on food. We have multiple side dishes and every bite is a flavor combo like a thanksgiving dinner, but all the time.


TheMostUnclean

It’s really how I eat all my meals, not just thanksgiving.


peoplewatching101

I will even setup (guard rails with Fries or other food) to stop them from mixing


alleecmo

That's genius! I need to share this tip with my husband. Our first Valentines Day, I got him a "school lunch tray" with hearts on it because he loathes stuff touching so much. He's used it too.


igneousink

😆


sevsbinder

this is cute


Significant-Ad-5073

I agree with you 100%. And the guard rails are a great idea. I go on a hope and a dream that my corn doesn’t touch my potatoes on the way to the table.


ledballoon2022

When I was little, 4-7, I hated food touching, I called it “not in my way”. It freaked me out. I did grow out of that. Funny this brought back so many memories. Is/was this a weird thing?


Jukebawks

Yeah I didn't mean to imply you only do that for thanksgiving, actually the opposite, that you're like Koreans because we do this with our meals daily.


50shadesOFu

you guys should get married


Jukebawks

insert Careless Whisper


nipponnuck

The plating with many little dishes also highlights that feature and makes it unavoidable. The one dinner plate masks that somewhat.


Hippyemowitch

This tells me I need to try more Korean food


Chrontius

No wonder I enjoy the local Korean barbecue so much…


Silentfart

You have to make the sandwich in your mouth, it tastes better that way! -Frank Reynolds


iamsheph

I'm the one that taught you that! -Gino Reynolds


izumiwrites

This is the way.


EmersonEsq

B in the streets. A in the teeths.


Broncarpenter

I do B and make combo bites if desired.


[deleted]

What kind of monster is OP’s wife?


phitfacility

Our hearts love the best monsters


Pleblic_templar

Monsterfucker moment


Bean-Swellington

I also choose OP’s monster


I_summon_poop

You can mash shit together but you cant separate it again. So you should go with B then mix as and when in mouthfuls


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Plate A is disgusting and bordering on a crime against humanity.


SoberTek

Plate A is just shy of putting it in a blender


greeziesnpeezies

One year when I was serving at a retirement home I had my wisdom teeth taken out around Thanksgiving. I had a hard time healing and couldnt chew so the chef blended up my serving of turkey dinner for me. 6/10 not the worst.


bel_esprit_

This happened to my sister and now she eats blended chicken (normally) bc she liked it so much.


greeziesnpeezies

little mash potato, little turkey, green beans and a hint of cranberry? yum yum


wildgoldchai

So basically thick chicken soup? I don’t get the aversion


ummidkum

For some reason I want to downvote but I suppose you will get an up vote for making me comment to let you know I thought about downvoting this.


Maxamillion-X72

I had to have stomach surgery and was on water only for two weeks and then a month of those boost drinks and jello. Finally they said I could eat anything I could blend in to a shake. My first meal was a turkey dinner smoothie and by comparison it was the best thing I ever had in my life.


Nat1221

Threw a chicken pot pie in a blender with some chicken broth when my ex got braces. Chicken pot pie soup!


[deleted]

It reminds me of Patton Oswald's bit on [KFC Bowls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI). A's plate is a failure pile.


omgyouknow

This is the only correct answer


stemins

This is called the perfect bite. A little turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry, gravy and maybe a green bean on each forkful. But the plate should be organized like B.


Plane_Acanthaceae_28

A is the type of person to say " Hey, it's all going to the same place"


BTBAM797

She'll do well when they puree her food in the nursing home.


madDarthvader2

I work in one, those purees are nasty lmaoo


No-Engineering-1449

I serve puree in a nursing home. It is a bitch to get off the stupid ice cream scoopers.


madDarthvader2

Especially when it dries and gets all crusty


xNOOPSx

Crusty? That shit is an unresearched derivative of concrete.


Grat54

Dried Jello is like epoxy. (Former kitchen clean up guy at a large hospital.)


RealJeil420

I'm going to go make some jello now. thanks. havent made it in years.


Grat54

Cool. Just clean any little blobs on the counter before they dry out!


SSninja_LOL

Forbidden Jollyranchers?


Peopletowner

If dried jello is epoxy, dried oatmeal is tungsten.


canadajones68

Try scone dough made with whole grain. I don't know why we aren't building houses with the stuff.


electroniclone

Because it’s bones


No-Engineering-1449

I have a story about that, they served pineapple upside down cake. It's pretty good, but it was pots on the floor that night, so I was cleaning the pan (those long metal ones for steam wells). For some reason, there was this one bit, that no matter what would not budge, I stabbed it hard trying prying it, stabbing it with sharper things. It wouldn't come off, I eventually got it off by slamming it into the wall and having a piece of metal braced against it too.


kynthrus

The lost greek cement recipe?!


No-Engineering-1449

Well i'm lazy and I dont fill the bin you throw the silverware in with the cleaner, so it just dries. When I put it into the washer ai have to scrape it out


RockstarAgent

Plate A is casserole everyday… Plate B is law and order.


ChefBoyD

I work in an omakase/izikaya place. Had someone ask to blend our karaage and negima and skirt steak yakitori. Their jaw was wired shut. They were regulars up until the pandemic.


Enygma_6

That's dedication to a favorite restaurant.


CorruptedStudiosEnt

That's great service for them to do it too. That seems like at least a good few extra steps if you include clean up. I imagine you'd get at least a few eye-rolls in most restaurants.


MelodiousFart210

Had someone do this at red lobster. It was like a fried seafood platter too 🤮


Enygma_6

Just order lobster bisque at that point. You can already drink that through a straw.


wtfomegzbbq

You lose your taste first anyway, it probably doesn't taste like anything tbh. When I used to work at a nursing facility I would put jam or honey in the purees so they could atleast taste something.


bisexualspikespiegel

a guy at the nursing home i worked at hated the puree we had to give him. he was in the memory care building and his wife lived in the assisted living, but honestly she probably should be in memory care too because she would constantly give him solid food despite us telling her many times that he was puree only. he could still taste everything fine but when he swallowed he would start choking on the food. i felt bad that we had to give him puree.


br0b1wan

They do that shit in jails too, as a punishment


No-Formal4808

Oh my god they called it “meal loaf”


ConditionOfMan

I had a roommate that worked at a county jail. He brought me a meal loaf and let me tell you from first hand experience that it is truely revolting.


CorruptedStudiosEnt

I only ever spent one night in jail (over fucking parking tickets from parking at my job), but evidently even when they try to make something not as disgusting as that sounds, it's still pretty repugnant. That morning they gave us pancakes, and they were a similar texture and thickness to those rubber urinal cakes. Utterly tasteless. Like you'd get more flavor just mixing generic flour and water together with nothing else. Even the butter was fucky. It was unbranded little sealed plastic cups which I'm fairly positive were literally just off-brand crisco.


EdgarAllanKenpo

My night in jail consisted of speghetti and water...yes, no meat sauce, fuckin water. Some side of veggies that had the texture of soft bark, and some sort of coffee cake. The coffee cake was the only edible thing. I was withdrawing as well so when I tried everything but the cake I was gagging.


kmj420

Nutra-loaf. I worked in the kitchen


bluespaceship69

What is that


GGBHector

They take everything and bake it into a loaf. Sometimes used as a punishment for prisoners. So bad that there were calls for it being unconstitutional as a cruel and unusual punishment.


ElGranQuesoRojo

About 200 year ago prisoners on the East Coast protested they were getting cruel and unusual punishment b/c they were forced to eat............. lobster.


GGBHector

Iirc it wasn't until recently lobster became a "rich" food. It used to be food for the poor and the slaves, then the world wars came and the supply chain shifted and over time became a rich food.


Zanurath

Because the places that have it have a TON of it. So it was very high supply and low demand. Once refrigerated shipping became possible it had much more demand and then marketing make it out to be a delicacy and the rest is history.


happyhomemaker29

If I recall, it was served at the first Thanksgiving, along with mussels, clams, oysters and other seafood.


reviving_ophelia88

Pretty sure prison lobster isn’t going to be *anything* like freshly and properly prepared lobster that you’d eat at home or in a restaurant. Especially considering they manage to make basic dishes like Mac n cheese and pancakes practically inedible, and canned lobster was more likely to be served than fresh to save space and prep time.


zhivago

I think it may have included the crushed shells.


OfficerGeorgeGreene

To be fair, it was whole lobster with the shell mashed in with the meat


IOSL

Why does it sound kinda good tho?


purplegreenredblue

Like Tasty Wheat ™️


Spatlin07

You want your cake with vanilla icing mixed in with your mashed potatoes and gravy? Because that's what they do.


GGBHector

Sounds like a potluck till you put it in your mouth. The flavor is described as a cold, bland chili. Then imagine that your diet is that and water for a month. I haven't personally had it, but it seems that the nutraloaf itself isn't *that* bad, just that when it's your only food it's hell.


kmj420

That is what the pureed jail food was called where I was


arnmadter

Yes they are I was recently in the hospital and had to have puréed food and I didn’t each much


Administrative_Win56

Once my brother did that exact thing but worst, he put egg curry and rice alongside some dessert in mixer and made some horrible curry rice shake. And he drank it.


lolK_su

Had a 90 something dementia pt on puréed while sitting 1:1 and they absolutely loved it. I was gagging at the steamed veggies while they smiled through every bite


AAAPosts

Get her a feed bag


_Y0ur_Mum_

B is the type of person to say "I won't cross my wife, but let's see who else wants to".


Cetology101

Honestly respect to him for making the right decision


Presto123ubu

It is, but the special part of B is enjoying each item as intended.


the_one_jt

Exactly certain items do go together, others do not and taste will be impacted.


kryptonomicon

Also helps to explore the flavor combos


GreatDrivesGaming

I am that person, and I still wouldn’t turn my back on the monster this photo shows.


isaaclw

I eat the A plate like B. I cut pieces of meat and dip them in my potatoes, etc.


GreatDrivesGaming

In light of recent events we are willing to overlook this minor offense, but be warned it’s a slippery slope.


This_guy7796

'A' could also slap a scoop on a large dinner role


Blk_Cat_15

This is hilarious because before I read the comments i literally just said this to my husband( I'm definitely plate A) 😂😂😂


tarhoop

Yeah, but I don't have tastebuds or texture sensors in that place. That's the same argument as, "well, it used to be food" while sucking on a turd. No. It's fucking wrong.


Wimbleston

I'm that person and I love my food like this lol


ValuableLemon

B, I prefer more control over what each bite is going to consist of Edit: Changed eat to each after waking up and seeing this randomly blow up lol


browsing_around

Agreed. There are some things that are better than others when mixed. Too much mixing and you lose the textures and which foods hit which parts of the mouth when.


[deleted]

Yes! It's great for keeping things apart that don't mix well.


Shakemyears

I also prefer to have control over my eat bites.


SixNineWithTheAfro

B for thanksgiving day but A is acceptable for leftovers the next day forward.


Turd_Party

There's the right answer. At the Thanksgiving table you try to pretend you are a cultured sophisticate with manners and grace. Leftovers time is Goblin Time.


KillHipstersWithFire

Not if you eat a leg. Then you assert dominance over your family as you eat like a viking while they use table manners


Appeal_2_Reason

While you sternly make eye contact with all of them. Never blinking.


Not-The-AlQaeda

Then forcefully throw the bone on the floor screaming "MORE!"


[deleted]

Along with your stoneware flagon of ale!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lesty7

You monster


tson3_rachel

100% agree. On the day of its B, the next day we mix all the leftovers together as we heat it in a pan and call it hash. I would go so far as to say hash is better than the initial meal.


cyanide_55

I always look forward to the next day Hash more than the first meal. I love to have it for breakfast with a runny egg on top!


Azmoten

“Goblin Mode” is up for Oxford’s Word of the Year. Let’s all take a moment to vote for it. I know you said “time” instead of “mode,” but I think either one works. Also the two other words are “#IStandWith” and “Metaverse,” so let’s give it to “Goblin Mode.”


Technical_Physics_57

So glad I didn’t have to scroll too far for the real answer


ForestCityWRX

This is the correct answer.


OneForAllOfHumanity

Leftovers belong in a toasted sandwich: mayo, cranberry sauce, turkey, stuffing, gravy and chopped Brussel sprouts (which were of course fried with bacon) Better than the actual thanksgivings meal!


LaUNCHandSmASH

I like to chop all the cold leftovers up into tiny pieces and using mashed potatoes as a binder, create balls that I then beer batter and deep fry. Smother those balls in turkey gravy and I think it's better than the OG meal.


pizzahause

Ideas like this are worth being fat for.


LaUNCHandSmASH

Lol yeah. The credit goes to the Comet Cafe in Milwaukee, Wi. That was the first place I had it and the world made just a little more sense after that. Now I just make them myself for hungover guests the next day. That place also gives you complementary baskets of bacon on Sundays. Never change Milwaukee!


Riolater

Oh. My. God.


Outside_The_Walls

> Leftovers belong in a toasted sandwich: mayo, cranberry sauce, turkey, stuffing, gravy and chopped Brussel sprouts (which were of course fried with bacon) No [moistmaker](https://youtu.be/Of3b4ZzJJuk?t=103)? I'll pass.


Zealousideal-Self-12

Ahhhhh


StealthTai

Okay you have won me over


trippleBob

I start with B and end up with A so you are both correct


NerdHerder77

These people act like you can't have both, and then make a third plate made up of sandwiches using the dinner bun.


garciasn

I’m sorry. What the fuck is a leftover dinner roll?


[deleted]

I buy an extra pack of rolls and hide them. Make them the next day so we have fresh rolls for dinner and leftovers. Kid ate all the freaking rolls for today already but that’s ok fresh onestomorrow


phyrestorm999

What you have the next day if you start with more rolls than people and your dad doesn't THROW THEM OUT half an hour after the meal like a CRAZY PERSON.


Dowager-queen-beagle

That is CRIMINAL!


zack907

By more do you mean like 10 per person, because less than that, there are no left over dinner rolls.


AuntJ2583

>if you start with more rolls than people and your dad doesn't THROW THEM OUT half an hour after the meal like a CRAZY PERSON You had rolls left 30 minutes after the meal? Odd....


rachel_tenshun

I audibly gasped


its8up

A leftover dinner roll is a sign of over preparation for the feast. Proper over preparedness always allows for a cushion of a few dinner roll sammiches to cushion the transition to regular bread sammiches.


Type2Earthling

Haha too true! I came to say plate B is the way. I hate when my food touches on the plate. On the fork or in a sammich is another story 🤣 I personally enjoy leftover turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce on rye bread with butter, salt and pepper 🤌🏻


SafetyMammoth8118

Same here. First plate was B, seconds was A


UNeed2CalmDownn

**B.** I want to enjoy everything on it's own.


Haterbait_band

And even then, you have the option of blending various foods at different quantities throughout the meal. Although I’m sure option A tastes fine, it’ll be a homogeneous flavor, like a pizza that has everything and therefore nothing.


BrotherNeo

What a philosophical thought about everything pizza. I love it!


Allthewayinn

I have a buddy that literally eats one side at a time, it cracks me up everytime


Chronoblivion

I'm this way. I tend to eat one food at a time. Not sure why, it's not a compulsion or a sensory thing because if I think about it and deliberately swap things up it doesn't cause me any stress or anxiety to do so. I think it started as a desire to save the best for last. It's also faster and more efficient to stick with the utensil or food item you've currently got in your hand rather than swapping to take a bite of something else. These days I also use the excuse of it being advantageous for my diabetes; with the exception of dessert (because I can always make room for it), I tend to eat carbier parts of my meal first just in case I fill up early.


astrahl40

I swing both ways.


not_tayloroliver

B, because I'm not an animal.


heyimanxietygirl

A is for animal.


I-was-the-guy-1-time

B is for amazing joB


GoneWithTheJizz

C is for cookie. That’s good enough for me.


gestalto

Literally, my *exact* thought lol


cookandcritic

B always turns into A as I go


ConfidentFennel5258

A always turns into B as I go


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

You have an amazing power.


VegaSolo

C is correct. The way my now-deceased dad did it: Build a volcano with the soft food (potatoes and/or stuffing) then fill the volcano with the other food.


Sheruk

i used to do this with mashed potatoes and gravy, hen i would release the volcano by scooping some side bits out and let it flow all over the rest of my meal.


annajoo1

I’d watch that movie


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

It's called Close Encounters of the Third Kind.


timbreandsteel

I believe they call that "The Pompeii"


MrBlk919

Your wife is a Monster 🤣


aimed_4_the_head

Hey now! She's a kind and devoted woman, who lovingly regurgitated all that food for her hungry baby birds.


moor9776

Agreed. Grounds for Divorce. Also, can you let your future ex know I’m clean and available?


Pgruk

I love mixing flavors! But B. The place to mix the flavors is your fork.


Legitimate_Wizard

I agree. Keep them separate, but you can scoop a little of each item per bite, or just one or two items at once. More control over the mix this way.


Ducatirules

“A” is a sociopath who shouldn’t be allowed to mingle with us civilized people!!


[deleted]

Save this photo as evidence for any pending custody or alimony hearings.


EddieLobster

Been through it. This singular piece of evidence is enough to flip any judge to your side.


Ferrisrocksfaces

Correct answer. Red flags everywhere. Get out while you can, OP.


WolfandLight

Plot twist: A *is* OP, and B is that ostrich from Alberta.


Ferrisrocksfaces

Emmanuel!!!!


Granpa0

B because we are civilized here


RyanKennedy911

Omg…she ok?!


pinkdouble

Do you really need to ask? No... man no she is not OK, nothing about this is OK


Ok_Culture_3935

My Grandfather was team A. His reasoning was ‘it all ends up in the same place anyway’. I am team B. My response ‘it all comes out of the same place too, but I wouldn’t eat that mixture’.


i_hate_hotdog

That's the best response I have heard, I'll steal that if you don't mind


Difficult-Ad-955

Even B is too messy for me


[deleted]

Same. Sure, it will all be A in the stomach, as it should. Before then, Team B.


crono624

NGL cuz- (A)is a pretty wicked sweet lookin witches brew…


Aggravating_Sweet523

I mean, what's a casserole?


KilnTime

I hate that I agree with you.


Sad_Glove_3047

What!? No Turkey? You’re both wrong


Ghost_Portal

I scrolled way too far looking for this. WTF they’re eating two kinds of pig, and no turkey?


greendeadredemption2

Seriously, I don’t even like thanksgiving turkey really but to not even have it on there as an option just seems wrong. I save my ham for Christmas.


the__badness

B I get it’s all going in the same place but I like being able to choose how much of each flavor I get in each bite.


JoanneAsbury42

B all day


Detroit_Worker

B. Didn't you eat with her before getting married?


eef357

B B B B 100%B a deserves the 8th circle of hell


Icy-Ant-4559

I was b but upgraded to A a few decades later


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with A


Saulito2003

I’m A


ActuallyThatGuy

Same. And I’m actually blown away that there aren’t more of us. This is saddening


no_drinkthebleach

We are all sociopaths and monsters according to reddit so maybe they have been shamed into silence. Otoh I think us A folk just dont give a fuck so eh. 🤷‍♀️ Personally I prefer the term "hot mess" for us.


cbrucebressler

I hope your wife is super cool cause that's hard to even look at. 😜


hurricanecook

I would say B if you took your cranberry sauce off your meat, you uncultured heathen.


Mommy4Life1990

If you think that's bad, how do you feel about cranberry sauce mixed with mashed potatoes?