DONT STAND ON THE ROOF YA DINGUS! OH GOD THE SHINGLES, YOURE FUCKING UP THE SHINGLES, GET THE HELL OFF THE ROOF GOD THE SHINGLES, WHYD IT HAVE TO BE THE SHINGLES!
This is from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. They don't show it, but this sign is just before he has to spell "The Name of God."
Wrong answers? I couldn't give ya a right answer if I tried
"Careful! Slippery Roof because of snow"is my best guess
No roof surfing , sharks below?
no penis that has webbing that attaches to the ground allowed. That is my final answer.
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"Roof tiles falling 'cause people working up there" is my guess š¤
No no, its "roof tiles are not allowed to fall off the roof when people are on it" because of the forbidden sign!
And why is there a guy t posing?
Nah, It is a reminder to tune up your chainsaw
I was thinking how can I give a wrong answer if I donāt know the right one??
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āNo surfing on roofing materials when beach is closed due to bad shark infestationā
I got- no walking in the edge of a slippery roof coz you could fall in and sharks will eat you
Same. Just what is this even supposed to be? No one legged people standing on huge doritos? š¤·š»āāļø
Yeah, like what is that sign supposed to mean? and how is it supposed to warn people if it can't easily be interpreted?
My exact thought!š
Was thinking the exact same thing.
My first thought as well and I'm so happy the reddit hivemind is with me once again.
No trespassing. Risk of falling through.
Donāt ride the wave while boogieing
Magic carpet rides prohibited
Pretty sure this is the right answer
No magic carpet toilet littering
No peeing on Giant Crackers
Op said wrong answers only
No naked picnics on the beach next to shark infested waters.
Isn't this the right answer?
Couldnāt tell you lol
No flying on a giant cookie
No waving flags on your wiener.
That's not a flag...
Wrong answers only...
No, I mean, it looks like moisture, dripping...
webbing
Do not castaway.
Do not walk on pizza, cheese is melty
No use of magical powers to raise the topsoil to waist level!
This is one of the funniest. I have tears in my eyes! š
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Donāt fly so deep over the water that your magic carpet is bitten by sharks
Don't stand up on flying carpet
Floor cheese graters are for grating cheese only. Shaving feet is not allowed.
No Tony Starks
Standing here may result in spontaneous shredding
Sounds like something that would have been in one of the portal games
No A-posing on peopleās roofs
Pissing on fishing nets are prohibited
Please do not throw corpses down this clif
No stomping on pop tarts asshole
No opening portals through the beach towel
Do not touch the slime layer.
No flying on fossil sites.
No standing on logs that fly
I believe beware of sharks while picnicking on a raft.
No shredding evidence on our grater.
DONT STAND ON THE ROOF YA DINGUS! OH GOD THE SHINGLES, YOURE FUCKING UP THE SHINGLES, GET THE HELL OFF THE ROOF GOD THE SHINGLES, WHYD IT HAVE TO BE THE SHINGLES!
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Prohibited to fuck cheesy pizza's while still in the oven
Wrong answers only
It was not wrong enough?
Sharks are waiting for you at the end of the pontoon (if it is the good english word for ponton and we are not very good at drawing fins)
Thatās the right word in English.
Merci
Pas soucis. Bonne journĆ©e Ć vous!
Usage of trapdoors prohibited
No air mattress surfing.
Warning! Human cheese grater ahead
Exactly!
No dancing on glass, it shatters
No Jesus'ing.
DO NOT A-Pose on a roof thats falling apart
what about T pose?
You have more balance when T-Posing, so t posing is allowed
No sifting pizza slices!
No getting head in a short shower
No bag nor clothes sales on the beach allowed
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Man living in a kaleidoscope
No disturbing the subterranean beaver habitat near the shark pond.
I'm not even sure what the *right* answer is.
No dig dug?
People around here can fit on a wafer!
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No surfing on broken roof tiles
Balancing on frozen cum while cumming is forbidden in this erea
"Forbidden to till the earth with toenails" AKA "as meninas da ribeira do sado"
i genuinely dont know what a true answer would be
No windsurfing on glass infused flesh.
Don't step on the grater, or your teeth will fall off.
Dont cure human skin roadside please
Your hot air balloon has malfunctioned!
Stay away from the maggot farm
Do not let your flying carpet take a crap midair
No balancing on hidden alligators.
No human skin flakes
No glass surfing around sharks
Don't stop letting people not help.
genuinely wtf even is this sign I am so confused
No sliding off the roof when it rains pizza.
No cutting a man in half diagonally
No mocking trash cans
How am I suppose to give a wrong answer, when I don't even know the true one? Ahm... You shall not break the glass, you are walking on?
Do not surf on mayonnaise
You are prohibited from summoning slimes In this zone.
No sliding on the giant cheese grater
No squid game?
Donāt cut your disgusting huge toenails here!
Don't
Do not dump Doritos from a life raft in the middle of the sea
No Surfing On Inflatable Mattress In Water If Sharks Present
No 3D printed cliffs allowed here
No jumping on already broken corrugated roof
No tin roof acrobatics over the chasm of jagged spikes
This is the one. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Donāt become a gigantic god and destroy the cliff with your mind
No surfing on clouds
no pointing at broken ceilings
No bending like Avatar!
Do not sprinkle random shit while standing on a structurally compromised roofing panel
Do not cum in the water.
No random masturbation allowed
Do not pee of the boardwalk
No peeing on picnics
Watch out for the mini sharks?
No dancing on a crumbling plant cell
No wet flying carpets
No walking on water, sharks.
Do not yell at broken glass
No washing toenails.
Donāt go flying a fully laden picnic-carpet of a pool of sharks
No idle behavior when interrupting a ritual bearing a carpet and a handful of mice in robes
Put your hand here to pet the sharks
Methamphetamine cooking in progress. Drive with caution.
I canāt even tell the right answer
No staing on flyng pice of metal with a water jet undernigth
Broken raft
No River Dancing !
Donāt get the cheese touch
Slippery indian toilet prohibited
Do not pet the giant emmenthaler.
No magic carpet-flying over sharks
No trypophobia
No magic carpet surfing over mountain peaks
No surfing on tsunamis
Enter is forbidden for those who have a sticky dick and grab everything with it as they go.
No summoning metal shards while standing over a subway grate.
āNo grating yourself on the beachā
Single cell biome
do not stand on corrigated sheetmetal
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No standing on rainclouds.
Dont walk on the fucking solar panels...
most brake ruff
**Landsharks!**, stay in the ocean!
No standing on cracker, it will make it crumble.
No jizz dripping erections over jagged rocks
Silver surfer not allowed
Sorry I donāt even know what that sign means in real - ādonāt surf on sponge Bobs familyā
No surfing without a surf (board)
No bedwars
No pointing at white dog-turds on corrugated iron
No giants allowed during snowstorms.
Don't step on the art!
This is from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. They don't show it, but this sign is just before he has to spell "The Name of God." 
Your winner canāt grind rocks, get real!
Donāt dip your dick in the oil slick
no cheese surfing on shards of glass
" careful, idiot uncle throwing doritos of roof.. again"
Any answer I'd give would be wrong, I've got no idea what that sign is supposed to mean.
āDo not stand on the spiketrap tarpā
No Parmesan grating on this property.
No flying on the Aladdin carpet
Don't feed the sharks circling your raft? And that's not a wrong answer but the only genuine one I can give.
Warning: Your urination may freeze before it hits the ground.
Do not reach for the top of an awning while standing on the corner of it, for that causes small triangular pieces of the awning to break off.
Don't ride flying sheet metal or it might rain
Do not dance on hot barbecue !
No magic carpet rides!
No pedaling your wares from a magic carpet over a pit of spikes.
Hand-milling grain on top of awning strictly prohibited.
No walking in the rooftops of buildings
No backboard breaking dunks
Warning!! Melting penis zone
No ascension via magic carpet in this vicinity!
No wanking in the pool
Do not use flying carpets to cross shark infested waters.
No men allowed on floating doors. "Sorry, Jack."
"Do not stand on the roof, especially if it has holes"
No Unmaintained Flying Carpets Allowed.
Not allowed to feed the babysharks whilst petting the trapezoidal clouds when they are ejaculating!
Don't cut your toe nails on the roof!
I donāt even know what the right answer would beā¦ my honest guess is that it says āno shitting on the woodā
No surfing on corrugated metal.
"Strong wood! Look lady! Strong wood!"
Feet shredding ahead stick your feet here
No Walking on Water if said water is a waterfall
Don't Flash Gordon in this area 