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Md333331

Well I have chosen death


thinker227

Nah, all people with shark/fish sonas will get a telepathic message telling them to head to the ocean as soon as possible before they're turned into their fursonas (fishsonas?).


louisdeer

With or without personal belongings?


TailsWithScales

"Yes lemme just bring my Xbo- Well how about my pho- Well at least I can still play on my Switc- Hm. Maybe I should reconsider a shark sona." -People with shark sonas, probably


I_Avoid_Most_People

Seal everything in shrink wrap. You now have waterproof electronics AND a free water cooling system.


Md333331

I could live in a seawater pool, and my belongings can stay dry-ish


thinker227

This is why you just settle for something generic like a wolf or fox. It may be generic. but at least you get to be your sona without worrying about loosing your entire life.


SongBonnie

*me a bunny sona* ... i think i will stay far from you all


Jasuo0kurousagi

My pansexual yet nonflirty and very awkward wolf ass being into bunnies: hey ... come here often ?


ilikepizza334

POWERMOVE PUT A FISHBOWL ON YOUR HEAD


Goldie_retriver

yes


Md333331

Yay I get to enjoy a double penis life after all


[deleted]

h o m i e n o


invisible_cat0091

h o m i e y e s


FallRising

Fursona only.


gladoot404

I live in Colorado. No sea even remotely nearby


thatposhcat

There is another solution. Append "can breath air" somewhere within your son's lore and boom your problem has been solved


thatposhcat

Why did my phone correct sona to son smh


[deleted]

thats what i did lol


[deleted]

#DEAD


Antidoc87

Not big soup-rice


[deleted]

well, that was idiotic. ***off to hang myself!***


Mr_Luckman_Plays

*watch and learn*


aNtN19

I don't need I don't need I don't- I NEED IT


RlyStraightThreadfin

Well, at least it'd be a funny way to go... >!Shh, don't tell anyone I designed my fishie to have *both* lungs and gills.!<


Rimuru_Takaschi

I won't tell anyone. I have that too


[deleted]

Your sona has internal organs? Dang mines just a fleshy tube from mouth to ass


Spectec37

What the fuck-


Easy_Mechanic_9787

I’m gonna be doomguy!


[deleted]

*wait*


revengeofST

I WANNA BE NOVAKID


Cheese_Cougar

Nobody: All of my starbound characters choosing their style:


revengeofST

i mean, novakids are basically the supposed to be main protagonist


Cheese_Cougar

It's just kind of my thing I guess. My dad always hits off his characters with cool mercenary esc styles, mines consistent to the point of hylotl with laser guns, but I guess it's a bit more expected.


revengeofST

yeah i guess


VanguardClassTitan

Ooooooh, that's why I was has hearing boss music... ^Fuck


NVX_Pollux

But shark sonas have also lungs, not just gills


wreckedcarzz

It's big ~~brain~~ oxygen time


[deleted]

What happens if I have 8 fursonas?


Fireproof_Matches

You wake up to a character select screen with a warning that your choice is permanent and that you only have one life.


[deleted]

I’m going with a hybrid of all of them.


wreckedcarzz

The correct choice -wolf-tiger-fox


Therandomfox

You turn into a grotesque and horribly deformed amalgamation of all 8.


[deleted]

Albeit with the cute features of all 8 redefined


Therandomfox

Cute on each individually, but horrifying when they're all on the same hecatonchires-esque abomination.


[deleted]

Well most of my fursonas are canines.


Therandomfox

I don't see how that makes any difference. 8 heads, 16 arms, 16 legs, and one huge torso that's 8 regular torsos fused together like conjoined twins.


[deleted]

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urielkaw

chimera


MOO0505

A bunch of clones mimic the exact same actions like the Mario 3d world double cherry


Fireproof_Matches

Do furries without fursonas just get Thanos snapped out of existence?


ICollectSouls

Wake up to a character customization screen


Opsfox245

Which is drastically better than getting thanos snapped out of existence.


Legion1989

Isn't shark part of scalies, like dinos, lizards, snakes, and the like? Edit: i just had to look it up. "Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid SCALES, also known as dermal denticles. These SCALES point towards the tail and helps to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims." -google- Ask- do sharks have scales


Kelwyvern

Taxonomically; no. :(


Legion1989

Well that sucks...


Kelwyvern

Yep, they all gonna make a mad dash to the nearest bathtub.


Pumpkin-nikpmuP

arent fish sonas also scalies?


RlyStraightThreadfin

I personally count them in.


LinceGris

They are


Secret_FurryAccount

No, they don't have scales. They're smooth


KaraKangaroo

Sharks irl have rough sandpaper like skin. I've touched them (only a nurse shark, so maybe that's different but I doubt it.) Dolphins are smooth af tho. I think sharks are in fact, scaled, it's just really small.


Secret_FurryAccount

No they're smooth from every direction


Potatoman365

Can confirm, have touched every shark, each one was smoother than the last.


AmaterasuWolf21

How cool/scary is to be next to a shark? Been curious about it


Potatoman365

At first it’s scary but then you touch them and their complete smoothness calms you down


ACatWithASweater

I'm not really sure what point you're trying to make here. Are you saying people who have scaly sonas aren't furries?


wreckedcarzz

Unrelated: imagining your name is cute af. A kitty cat in just a fuzzy loose-fitting sweater. Cuuute. *pats*


ACatWithASweater

Thank you uwu


Legion1989

Yeah not furries. Theres no fur. They have scales. They are scalies. No offence or hatred intended. Just trying to correctly categorize.


ACatWithASweater

So does that mean people with shark sonas, dragon sonas, snake sonas, etc. aren't welcome in the furry community because they don't match the criteria? I'm sorry, but I don't think that's for it works. They don't have fur, but they're still furry. Furry has become the name of the fandom, and therefore also the catch all term for all such characters - which includes scalies, they're a subsection of the furry fandom. "Furry" was just a name given to people in the funny animals fandom, or was just what ended up sticking. It was never just about "furred animals", so furry is a bit of a misnomer since it doesn't apply to 100% of all anthro characters in the literal sense.


The_Almighty_Demoham

my dude, i don't think anyone is saying they don't belong in the furry fandom, just semantics about scalies for the sake of semantics.


ACatWithASweater

I was aware, I was trying to make a point about why it didn't make sense to try and separate scales from furries in this context.


Legion1989

Yeah i gotcha. Still furries as a whole but as a scalie subsection. But calling them furries seems wrong to me in general. They have no fur. But yeah i get calling them furries as a part of the whole.


ACatWithASweater

Your comment just ruined me the wrong way because it seemed to unnecessarily try and fragment the fandom. I get that the name is not ideal, and definitely a misnomer, but the term still applies to non-furred creatures. Sphinx cats don't have furs either, but I don't really want to call them skinnies...


Legion1989

Oh god no. I meant no malice in any way shape or form. Just trying to get a better understanding since i was told that having an argonian sona didnt make me a furry. It made me a scalie. But i guess i am a furry. Cool.


Rimuru_Takaschi

Well... I have shark fursona, but he is covered in fur. So by your telling. It's a furry or scalie? And even if anyone's fursona don't have fur. I think it's still a furry. But this is just my opinion


Oovie

If the only qualification is scales then birds are there too?


Legion1989

Shit if the avians have scales, yes. Plus still not fur. Feathers.


Fractured_Nova

Scaly? Why would you think that, sharks are obviously smooth /s


[deleted]

aren't most shark sonas anthropomorphic?


N0ba

What if you have 2 sonas


Ok-Access3856

then either the two are fused into one being and you become that, or you are split into two people, one for each sona, and half of your personality becomes one and the other half becomes the other sona


ShatteredPen

inverted schizophrenia


KoRnBrony

inverted schizophrenia on a whole 'nother level. Coming from my mind


Artistic-Fortune2327

*torture dance intensifies*


LinceGris

What is that?


Goldie_retriver

[this right here](https://youtu.be/AQx_KMoCgJU)


LinceGris

Oh wow, that's really something


KoRnBrony

Love the JJBA anime, They took a [2 page](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsJWzW6XQAACWds.jpg) joke and made it an entire dance routine with a crazy song


N0ba

OH NO


N0ba

Oh no


LinceGris

Wow, that's super interesting, it would solve lot's of internal contradictions


Ok-Access3856

maybe


AmaterasuWolf21

Interesting concept ngl


JacobSC51

Then you become a fusion


N0ba

O H N O


JacobSC51

watch Steven Universe for more info


N0ba

Yes I have that's why oh no


_Supikoira

*looks at my 4 sonas and the AU versions of my main sona*


[deleted]

*Disappearing black kid meme here*


Scorppio500

So my gender changes and my height changes by an inch, hair grows and face changes and I gain fur and little B-cups? Nice.


lePacific

Lol


DanishGopnik

What about us non-furs? do we turn into our personas?


Dr_Depressed_Strange

*Welcome to the character customization*


DanishGopnik

I'd like myself in the most tactical shit you have


[deleted]

what do you think anthros eat


DanishGopnik

***Hans get ze panzerfaust***


DanishGopnik

Do they eat panzerfausts? because i have to many


ItzYaBoy56

What happens if you have multiple, do you turn into a hybridity them all of your favorite


manofwaromega

Don’t sharks breathe air like whales and dolphins?


Artistic-Fortune2327

No, they have gills or idk how they called in english


A_Lountvink

Yeah, we call them gills in English too.


Artistic-Fortune2327

Oh, in my language they called "жабры"


AmaterasuWolf21

"braqueas" in my language


ZertyZ_Dragon

It would be a dream


ironwolf6464

I can't believe that this frame and [this](https://cdn.costumewall.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Jotaro-Kujo.jpg) are from the same show.


ShinyGal999

*Embrace Doppio format.*


chavaispasquoi

yes


Pumpkin-nikpmuP

i have two main fursonas, what happen with me then?


winfordaccount

https://youtu.be/tWvwZnBJb0w


Pumpkin-nikpmuP

thats pure gold


Kezzsim

Well, as Michael Rosen once put it best “**NO BREATHING!!**”


LUPITO1215

Well furry sharks can actually breath air, I Don't want die because I choose shark.


[deleted]

drowning in oxygen


[deleted]

##well I guess I’m a biblical angel now


MooseTopic

Me, a Protogen: Oh god I haven't charged for my whole life!


Xylphin

My feral dolphin sona is like “fuck”


Dylanator13

Imagine becoming a reptile and coats and blankets no longer keep you warm because you don't produce body heat, so your whole life changes because you need to keep yourself the right temperature or you die. It's cold so you covered up? Too bad, you need a heated blanket and will wake up freezing.


anxyboi

People with endangered species: *chuckles* I'm endangered


Somechill

Jeez stop over reacting, just rush to the sink, you’ll notice you can’t really breathe before you drown.


Totally-Real-Human

Well, I for one, as an otter, welcome the new bountiful feast before my paws


ziddersroofurry

The majority of anthropomorphic sharks have both gills AND lungs. It would make sense given the logic needed to make anthro sharks work. The only people who'd be in trouble were those with feral characters that spend 100% of their time in the water, and you really don't see many of those. That and anyone with either a micro or micro character as the macro's would likely be injured or killed based on where they were sleeping and the micro's are at risk of falling or some pet or animal eating them.


[deleted]

the government would also probably try to kill macros because they would be a huge threat


ziddersroofurry

I think the larger issue would be physics causing said macros to suffocate and collapse due to their own weight. Just because you're huge doesn't mean you're able to support tons and tons of pressure on material that was never meant to support that kind of mass. Dinosaurs could grow as large as they did because they had a unique bone structure. Unless the macro happened to think of that ahead of time and incorporate it into their characters background they'd be in trouble. The Devil-as they say-is in the details.


SkepticOwlz

guess i'll die


crabbyandrew14

Dragon time 😎


Rimuru_Takaschi

Noooo. I probably stay in bath overnight


Lung_Cancerous

But we- But we also have lungs...?


IndependentTadpole25

Good thing I'm a Pokémon lol


IndependentTadpole25

Wait what about the gender change..... #Well fuck


TheMadHaxorus

Hmm i would problay chomp someone arm off if i turn into my sona


[deleted]

I actually laughed, nice XD


LouisGodly

F


AcuteShark

but like aren't anthro shark supposed to be able to breath air on land????


ScorNix

Imagine it's the Wolfwalkers kinda deal. You're a human while awake and turn into your fursona whilst asleep. I can be a lazy bum both awake and asleep now!


[deleted]

jokes on you my sharksona has lungs AND gills


tomthegreat246

Don't forget about the fish sonas


Torahik0

You just gotta get those water headphones that [Bull Sharkowski](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b5/dd/bb/b5ddbb051290aad00a357d99454278c8.jpg) had in My Gym Partner’s a Monkey. 🦈💦💦💦


DeBoredCanadian

It would be awesome if I suddenly became a 7'3" swamp wickerbeast overnight


polloackbar

Protogens are gonna run out of battery


[deleted]

I wish


LynDev0917

Well- Crap- I now have to figure out, not only how to stand up safely, but also how the heck I explain to my parents what happened to me-


LynDev0917

(( The "stand up safely" bit you don't needa worry about ))


Foxzauce

I always thought anthro shark were some kind of amphibious, guess I was wrong


[deleted]

What if i have more than 1?


[deleted]

You ever seen that movie. The thing? Where the monster kinda turns and absorbs other living things into one massive pile of muted ugly and disgusting sluge/bug monster? Yea.


[deleted]

thats the monster from scp 001 when day breaks So i kinda get what u mean


Jax1of5

*laughs in no sona, only human* *cries in friends are dying pls help*


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Is that a JoJo reference?


Somecrazynerd

Jokes on you my shark sona has lungs too. Also I would literally die for good abs so worth it.


iliekcats-

sharksonas be sleping in the ocena from now on just in case this do happen


Quaelgeist333

I am moist and sun myself? What's new?


TastyVenusoda

[When you have multiple fursonas](https://undertale.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Amalgamates)


NoctustheOwl55

ah well... shark sushi anyone?


FireDfur27

Than sleep on the water


DiscipleofTzeentch

This is a false comparison because doppio survives several minutes with no blood oxygen, whereas a shark would not


[deleted]

I wanna become a shark or a dino


Iheartdragonsmore

Yum sharkfin soup


Lung_Cancerous

No. Illegal


Rimuru_Takaschi

Noooo. I probably stay in bath overnight


CrowFire73

This is why I always sleep underwater, juuuuust in case


cravyeric

what if i have multiple?


SilverFoxeOnReddit

what if my fursona isn’t fully finished?


chavaispasquoi

you will be half human


SilverFoxeOnReddit

isn’t that what furries are already?


ZeGamingCuber

or they could magically breathe air because yes


CeeNnSayin

I NEED THE HYDRATION


RaiRaijinn

Fortunately my sona is a striped hyena psychokinetic with space time manipulation


toyfreddym8

I wish I could ;-;


Lord_Xarael

As an avali I would immediately evaporate/boil alive no matter how cold my house was. It doesn't say anywhere that I'd have my enviromental augments


AngelOfHeaven3

The irony as they frantically rush to the bathroom an fill the tub while flopping around in said tub.


drarkular1

what about moths?


[deleted]

Perfection


TheoreticalISTP

Where are my fellow jojo fans??? ;-;


DraconicFilms

I wish


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AmaterasuWolf21

4 months afteer... geez


Neserlando

I am going to burn my house down, i need to prepare


[deleted]

[удалено]


AmaterasuWolf21

Hey man, I also didn't thought i would see you around here!


Legitimate-Cloud-536

All sharksonas are land sharks change my mind


dandrawer

if the fursona has the same logic as the creator says i would be on the backrooms


Sam__The__Fox

Ha! I’m mostly safe! If I became my fursona (witch is a fox) I breath air!


game_falor

sharksonas can breathe air, but if furries become their fursona and humans still exist, would 'sonas be treated as pets or what would happen


InkyBendy

Me without a fursona yet: "nothing's changed..."