Well, it doesn't mention anything about becoming a boy does it.

You become double girl.

Girl²

Heavy Girl

what if you're already a heavy girl :O

Heavy Weapons Girl?

hell yea

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and this...is to girl even farther beyond!

I meant it like how D²O is heavy water rather than normal water

my bad. shoulda added a rimshot to make the tone of the comment clear one sec. gotta find my drum plugin okay BA DUM TSHHH

sandvich moment?

Tetrasomy X moment

Lmao

you divide into two different girls that are identical

I like where this is going.

why...

Free friend.

YESSS, I COULD HAVE SOMEONE EKSE TO TALK ABOUT REPTILES WITH

IVE FOUND A BRAND NEW BEST FRIEND AND ITS ME

I understood that reference.

Now that I've found you, we can be a duo!

Twice the evil!

Good old Dan Povenmire, he’s the best

I swear, I missread that as "free food" and was like wtf

if you play online and someone says to go fuck yourself you CAN

I think I saw this one on a certain website

As it turns out, it seems the real friends were the friends I made on my way

Or just become thiccer

I'm already thicc enough :(

That you are my friend. That you are

Nonsense

You can never be too thicc

A girl that has ascended past a girl.

I think the "girls" would just get bigger

In a universe where this button exists, there's probably an equivalent opposite button somewhere.

For me it's win-neutral, all this money is great and I don't care if I'm M or F

I just hope I don't have to suffer periods like those human apes.

Just get a hysterectomy, unless you're somewhere doctors refuse to do it for another reason than a medical emergency

With a million dollars, you can easily afford to do some medical tourism to a nice place with both good surgeons and laws that protect you and let you do any surgery you want.

Kinda drastic, and that still wouldn't change the fact that I'm still an ape.

If you'd be F you'd be able to get easy money online tho

I am a simple man with simple pleasures, and turning into a girl will not buy me a lifetime supply of sandwich cookies

username checks out

If you like them that much are you sure its a lifetime supply

I mean it depends on how many I'm physically capable of eating before I die

Well if you can eat more than 273 Oreos per day you might be in trouble

Challenge accepted

*click click click click click click* (you get the point)

The click?

yes

The click

the click.

*the click*

Lads laddies and lassos

I found a new subreddit called furry_irl

So enjoy this completely new subreddit that I found. Totally haven't reviewed it before.

Cookie

that took me longer to get than I would like to admit

I wish that could happen to me 😔

I want that 1% so bad

What’s stopping you?

Money and fear of my parents

With all due respect, fuck em. Don’t let them stop you

I would if I could, but atm they are my only home and can get rid of everything I own if they wanted to. Idk if they would but the possibility is to much of a risk rn

Are they both extremly against that? Maybe you could try telling the one that seems more Open and if they get you then theyll probably make the other patent respect you as well. Happened to me, my dad isnt the most supportive but my mom is and after I told her she practially made him be ok with it

I’ll maybe try that sometime, thanks for the advice!

DO NOT TELL YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING WITHOUT A PROPER PLAN B FOR WORST CASE SCENARIO

#DO NOT TELL YOUR PARENTS IF YOU AREN'T ABLE TO DO SO SAFELY!

That’s why I haven’t told them, until recently no plan b has been available

Aye no problem, I wish you best of luck

That’s really not always good advice, depending on the situation.

Yeah now that i think about it, ur right

The nonexistence of that button T-T

the Y chromosome

same

We need more fem Torch art ASAP

Yes, agreed

Better specify which kind

Yes

Those one percent are exactly what i would hope for

#same

Same

Same

And, I quote, *”Same.”*

Same

Equal

Same

Mood

Same

same

I mean I am cis but kinda same?

r/egg_irl

Maybe

Same.

i mean with 1millon dollars its more than enough to transition

unless you live in finland but well you could try to bribe the system to get hands on hrt faster but not sure is 1million enough

You could always travel somewhere else to do it

Same

same

Same

same

Same

Relatable

same

I NEED THAT BUTTON!

Mate,it doesn’t say you can turn back You’ll either get more and more money or become..more girly?

Start believing in horoscopes and MLMs or something. IDK, I'm not a woman.

Good point

BOOBS

BOOBA GAYMING 😎

No. Man booba 😩🍆

did i say which booba

100% chance of a good outcome for me

There is a small chance the button would break when you press it and nothing would happen

"Sorry bro, we accidentally put the percentages the wrong way round"

So if you were a girl already would get the million dollars?

Trans furs: *I see this as an absolute win*

Transmasc furs who just got done transitioning fully: *years of transitioning wasted*

At least they got a refund

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Sorry, no offense intended

As a trans fur i agree

*cracks internet knuckles* you know the rule, and so do I!

DON'T YOU FLUFFING DARE!!!

Dont worry, i lack the artistic skill... the rest lf the internet though!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, im curious now

Me, a transfem: ah fuck. I got money 😢.

Money can buy many genders

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

Ah yes the slave trade

What

simple just use the money to transition

mash repeatedly as long as it takes.

Breaking News: Elon Musk no longer richest person in the world! The newest of the super-wealthy is now looking into getting carpal tunnel surgery for "Having to mash that fucking button a quarter million times before it finally worked". What else she is planning to do with her newfound riches has yet to be determined, we will keep you informed as the story unfolds. ------ Fun Fact: The chance for this actually to happen is roughly 10^-1090 %. For comparison, the estimated number of atoms in the entire known universe is "just" about 10^80 , as per [this article](https://www.thoughtco.com/number-of-atoms-in-the-universe-603795), so while a new billionaire isn't entirely out of the question (odds for 1000 failed attempts are around 0,004%, or 4\*10^-3 % if my math is correct), anything significantly beyond that is ludicrously unrealistic.

*repeatedly presses the button*

Hmm i like the odds too, and for me it's situation win/win, on one way i get rich and i would have change to somthing in me to atract some girl, or just a become one. One or other way i will be with woman. xD

Ayo, you gotta follow all of those times you said, "If I was a girl, I'd let the homies smash." Its by law now

What stops you right now? You got a butthole, don't you?

My luck is so bad. When I have more money than whole world, I will still be a man.

"Yes officer, I found the person responsible for the ~~infl~~ economic downfall" phew, can't safely use that word here

[trans women slamming this button]

i’ll be honest i’m really comfortable with my gender identity but i don’t think i would care a lot if i was turned into a girl

f for you. idk how i would react but probably i would laugh it of

I would click that shit 10 times. A 10% chance of becoming a girl, yet 10 mil.....

eh either option is fine. Maybe I'll be cuter as a girl.

Not only i boecome a female, i will have 100 million too(statistically)

If it's not 100% it's 50%

Oh god I want to push that, just make me a girl I could care less about the money

Just offer a trans girl to pay for her transition if she presses the button for you.

where is button

Dude I would fucking kill to have that one percent

my reminder that cis guys wouldn't like to be girls

Having tits fits u well nlg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm a girl

You are now double girl

Why not both :3

Poor paranoia noises

I wish that were me

Torch you are lucky af tho

If i don't find the girl for me, then i must trasform into her

Win-win situation

Yes please, for both

Oh um..... Switch places?

Win win for me.

no down side

Only 1%!? That seems unfair.

I wish that happened to me

win win either way

Yeah, I'd press it

i see this as an absolute win

lucky

I feel like this is what would happen to me, even though I would have the same reaction

I see this as an absolute win

But now I have booba

I see this as an absolute win!

Those odds are unfair

Gimme the money

I got the 1% but now I need to reroll >:c

i like the odds as well

boooobas

What if a girl pushed the button? Would there be a 1% chance to become a boy?

im already female

How many times can i press it?

1% chance of _becoming a girl,_ not 1% chance of swapping genders.

I don't have anything to lose since I already want to be female

*clicks button 100 times* *Loses every time* *Cries in billionaire*

everyone out here sayin they gonna become girl on first try then there's me who will get enough money to crash the global economy four times over before the button allows me to easy transition

I am a trans girl so either one of these is a win for me

Sadly, probability means you are not guaranteed to hit the one percent chance in one hundred days. At 75 tries, you will only have a 50% chance of it having happened. One hundred tries brings it to only a 63% chance of it having happened. It would take 500 tries to get to a 99% chance of it having happened.

Funny how these button memes always forget AFABs exist. It's like only males exist on the Internet or something

Okay but why she looks so good tho ,,o_o,,

Rule34 artists: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

I'm not trans, but like, I'd be fine with it if it also means I get a couple million dollars, I'm also a femboy so. The biggest question is, can I keep my dick but also get the tiddies and voice and ability to buy feminine wear in public without weird looks?