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Oliv_the_Loud

I love how the rooster looks completely harmless, yet absolutely full of anger


[deleted]

Got tired of being fed to slimes


SunKiwa

Yoooo Slime Rancher reference!


__bitch_

such a delightful game! Can't wait for Slime Rancher 2!


Jakob_likes_Protogen

fans waiting for Slime Rancher 2 to come out: ☠️🚬


__bitch_

it could be way worse lmao. at least we've got a release confirmed, unlike those poor saps that are still hoping for portal 3 or half life 3 against all odds. .... now i kinda want to make a memorial for all the games that'll likely never get another entry into their series


thatman201

Underrated


mariesarizonaicedtea

SLIME RANCHER


DarkRoblox

It looks like a angry bird lol


Fineweaponman

ANGRYYYYYYYY BIRDSSSSSSS *various bird noises*


MlinyXD

I love how it got posted yesterday and they already reposted it


TarnTheVaporeon

This is a much older repost


AmaterasuWolf21

Slowest repost in r/furry_irl


Oliv_the_Loud

Really? Shit.


[deleted]

And then as soon as you hit it with a sword or throw a pot at it, next thing you know you're begging Hylia for mercy and your pointy green cap is covered in feathers...


mr-sparkles69

That roaster wants to either fight god or become him


After-Bumblebee

Chonky chicken


AstartesDVerdugo

Angry chicken


yestureday

That’s one angry bird


TrixterTheFemboy

*Angry Bird theme starts playing*


x4014

Now I have the theme song in my mind and it won’t stop 😂


TrixterTheFemboy

It's a banger theme tho, this is a good thing imo


[deleted]

Barabapbapbap barabapbapbap bararabapbarabap


Specialist-Rip-2982

**insert bird noises here**


dexter3player

Thicc chicken


Oliv_the_Loud

I find myself wondering if the double subversion possibility was intentional; the first subversion technically being the horny joke's punchline, the second is that being a fox, she wants the chicken the dog is protecting the entire time.


FinallySomeQuality

I don't think she's gonna bring him back. :(


Lucky_Pea_4065

Noooo 😭


McBonkyTron

I’ve seen this several times now and still don’t have a source 😔


Oatmeallemonparty

Here is the [source](https://e621.net/posts?tags=pool%3AChicken_Thief+)


McBonkyTron

Much appreciated kind stranger


weaselking45

hmm, seeing as thats e621, I have a sneaking suspicion this could go somewhere... dirty


McBonkyTron

It doesn’t surprisingly


Yuki_the_Neko

\*unfortunately


Grathefloof

It does


ScottyFoxes

Character is Chicken Thief, for those curious


Jakob_likes_Protogen

please, do not the rooster


SomeRedditProto

do*


1FenFen1

the rooster


Lung_Cancerous

But can I the vixen? :3


Jakob_likes_Protogen

please do the vixen :)


Lung_Cancerous

Very well~ uwu


DistributistChakat

I remember the time I managed to get away with posting this on a political meme subreddit, by making minor modifications.


Birb-Person

Were your minor modifications a green square?


DistributistChakat

And a blue one. LOL


Birb-Person

Based and funny squares pilled


GatoVermelho

My god, that's a huge cock


[deleted]

The BBC


NavyNCS

bbc


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Link to the artist?


A_Lountvink

Here's their [esix tag](https://e621.net/posts?tags=hexteknik).


PoniesPlayingPoker

Mom says it's my turn to post this tomorrow


Haru_The_Cat

Love those two


Pawdy-The-Furry

Please tell me there’s an alternate version of this comic that’s actually yiff and not a joke… cause not gonna lie, that top part is a good setup for a really hot yiff comic.


Grand_Clanka

Das a huge chicken


DancingQueen145

Honestly i would want that cock too, looks halarious


gogocrazycocoa

Angry birb


HEADRUSH31

Alone. The horni burns But when confronted by Lady woman brain go dumb, horni die


Chair_fucker_69

8 years later in the shower he’ll understand what she meant


RaznoTheFurry

Sauce?


luvmuchine56

That precious boy has been ace his entire life and never once thought about sex.


Fixingsentries

[my thoughts](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/54/Spy_jeers02.wav)


ShadeVial

If your giving your chickens to a fox I don't think your getting them back


yestureday

Worst sheepdog ever


windo-boi

Nooo not jerry I love that big black cock he is my favorite


Emergency_Working_91

Why is the cock angry?


Dumbluigi989

Angry birds go brrrr


BrutusorAlastair

This belongs on r/Asexual


thekillrzing

wow he's got a nice cock moff loves it


DarkRoblox

That chicken he chose gives me angry birds flashback's.


Lucky_Pea_4065

Remain pure 💫


Still_Illustrator_54

That's a big fat cock


Big-Acanthaceae-2874

bro she got the [https://www.reddit.com/r/furry\_irl/comments/wd0uv4/furry\_irl](https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/wd0uv4/furry_irl) ( no balls )


Relative_Ad8196

Clicked on it, already seen it, you have power over me no longer, I hunger for porn, feed me.


Big-Acanthaceae-2874

No! No porn for you, You hungry bastard! go back to your cave!


Relative_Ad8196

Hissss! Feed me for I hunger! I will return in soon... soon you will see! The porn addiction will be to strong for human, I will devour all of your porn! MARK MY WORDS!


Big-Acanthaceae-2874

NOOO! NOT MY PORN COLLLECTION!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also i cant mark your words because its unmarkable


Relative_Ad8196

Also shid and camed


Big-Acanthaceae-2874

not da shid and funny masculine milk!


Relative_Ad8196

I think we made a shid post


Big-Acanthaceae-2874

damn this post is made of shid?


Relative_Ad8196

No... no that's not what I meant


Big-Acanthaceae-2874

god damn this shid is made of POST!?!??!


Relative_Ad8196

N-not quite


Big-Acanthaceae-2874

(POV: cake day) egg vanilla extract loaf bread and other ingredients morning


This-person-IDK-02

Why birb angy?


ninjabladeJr

I read this in the voice of the characters from "[I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BlYUBZCCmE)."


Absbor

don't give someone else your rooster pls. it's for the chicks protection after all! 😭


Fluffurs

As someone who lives in Hawaii where chickens roam the streets, thank you.


Mr_On1on

is his name bbc by any chance


Amadex2

Who’s the art creator?


wolfhybred1994

I feel like the one holding the rooster. People try to get my attention romantically and I have no idea what their doing. I just go about the day normally and am oblivious to their intentions. It’s so weird not being able to get aroused mentally.


MrakanGame

Well since she's a fox and foxes eat roosters, she 100% won't give him his rooster back


CreepySalary8

He’s so innocent but at this point it’s getting a little annoying. I admire her persistence though


Sorry-Presentation-3

Ah she’s into bbc.


a_nice-name

Whys he staring deep into it's ass


SomethingIsCanningMe

Bawk bawk


Suspicious-Dentist-1

The Chicken looks filled with rage You can call it an "Angry Bird"


Zestyclose-Stop403

*a n g y r o o s t e r*


FurryFemboyAlt

woah that is a JUICY cock