“Interesting! No, wait.. the other thing: tedious.” (I don’t think it’s the best but it hasn’t been said yet and I think it deserves an honorable mention at least.)

There are so many times I’ve wanted to say this but have known better

I use this weekly

This one is so goooooood

" I like you, Seymour. You're not constantly judging me like all the other dogs....Are you?"

*nah*

Pizza delivery for… Seymour Asses? There’s nobody here by that name here or anywhere. I hope in time you realize what an idiot you’ve been.

Hehe don’t count on it

I wouldn't count on it...

Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature...because I love you...not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.

That line always makes me smile through the tears that come every time I watch this episode. Especially the "gorilla 🦍 loves a kitty 🐈" part.

Thank you for using the emojis, I was worried for a second I had forgotten what a gorilla and a cat looked like

I’m pretty sure that gorillas and cats are bigger than that.

What? You think emojis are just lying to us? Just sitting on our phones, waiting to fill our minds with deceit?

That’s it I’m done using emojis. Emoticons are where it’s at (\\/)(;,,;)(\\/)

Oh sure, smash the smart guy’s machine

Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!

Please be the winner

I’m 40 percent dolomite!

I feel like this is the most iconic quote from the episode

It’s definitely the “I’m X percent Y” quote I use the most

The material that won’t crap out when it gets hot (I think that’s how it goes)

The tough black mineral that won’t cop out when there’s heat all about

Thank you

“He had wet dog smell, even when dry.”

"He's so cute! He can do two things at one time: Eat and swim. Ooh, three things!"

Robo-Puppy commencing two hour yipping session

Robo-puppy mistreatment alert! Robo-puppy mistreatment alert!

**Robo Puppy commencing cheek licking** **Licking in progress** **Licking complete**

_YIP. YIP. YIP. YIP. YIP. YIP..._

“I had Seymour till he was three. That's when I knew him and that's when I loved him…. I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long, long time ago.” 😭😭😭

This is the quote. I hate it. I hate it a lot. But this is the quote.

My girlfriend and I had a dog together for about two years and broke up a year and a half ago, and this is basically what my thought was with the dog. So the first time I rewatched this episode after I was a puddle and now I can’t watch it anymore because of that line and the scene after. Incredible line though

I don’t think this’ll be it. The residual trauma will keep people from upvoting it. We’d rather remember naked lava wrestling or Hustle dances.

The lava quote is among the best of the best, but when you think of Jurassic Bark, you think of this line and closing scene.

For me, I'd blocked out that the wrestling happened in this episode and thought it was some other happier episode. 

By the robo gods this needs more votes

I know this episode has good quotes, but this is the most iconic.

“I’m walking on sunshine wooah” just wanted to add to the nostalgia. My vote is for yours, I hope you win it all.

If it takes forever, I will wait for you. For a thousand summers, I will wait for you. ‘Til you’re back beside me, ‘Til I’m holding you. ‘Til I hear you sigh, here in my arms.

This has to be it.

Is it possible to be the worst line and the best like at the same time?

yup, pretty sure that was my heart shattering just now

Bender this has nothing to do with you. THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE

Fry: I will now do the native dance of my people. Leela: It says here that this part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am.

This one is my favorite of the episode.

This is the one. Makes me think of my dad lol

Mr. Panucci: What's with Seymour? It's like he don't want you to go, or he thinks your pants is too short or something, which is crazy, cause frankly you look fabulous.

NOW GET GOIN!! Don’t forget that bit on the end lol

I was really hoping this was gonna be the top comment

His delivery of this line, like no other, makes me crack up every damn time

Its like the only time he gives him a compliment or says something nice to him iirc

What do we want ? FRY’S DOG!! When do we want it? FRY’S DOG!

This cracks me up everytime

[I WILL NOW PERFORM MY PEOPLE'S NATIVE DANCE](https://youtu.be/vpXsRAMyD6o?si=O2WKDh8nDvEJITtV)

This part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am.

"Professor! Lava! Hot!"

"Fire indeed hot!" (Different episode, I know. I just wanted to express my support)

This gets my vote. First thing I thought of before coming to the comments.

I’m a professor! Why isn’t anyone listening to me!?

Everyone just remembers the ending (because . . . yeah . . .) but dammit if this isn't legitimately one of the funnier episodes of the whole series

You rang?

THIS SHOULD HAVE WON DAMMIT

Ugh there is no way this should be the BEST quote of the episode. I know it’s subjective but this one is kind of dumb

This is definitely the one

Yessss Sir!

If anyone asks, your name is Seymour Asses

PROFESSOR! LAVA! HOT!

"If it takes forever, I will wait for you"

If it takes forever, I will wait for you

For a thousand summers I will wait for you

Please no, I'm not strong enough.

None of us are.

Fry: That a' boy, Seymour. Right here waiting for me as always, just like that huge mushroom in my shower

Yep

Professor: "That fossil was made of dolomite: The tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about!"

That's dolomite, baby!

“Professor! Lava! Hot!”

Oh god damn it.. this episode always has me in tears.. I'm tearing up just thinking about it 😭😭

I had Seymour till he was three. That's when I knew him and that's when I loved him. [He picks up Seymour's fossil.] I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

…….. fuck you

😭

"It says here that this part of the Hustle implores the Gods for a favor. Usually a Trans-Am."

I will wait for you.

🎵 a thousand summers 🎵

My favorite line from the whole show: "What do we want?" "Fry's dog!" "When do we want it?" "Fry's dog!"

ROBOPUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!! ROBOPUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!!

I like you, Seymour. You're not constantly judging me like all the other dogs...^(*are you*)? Nah! We understand each other. People think you're just a dumb mutt who smells bad, can't find a girlfriend, and has a crummy job. But you're keepin' it real and you call no man "Mister".

Does me sniffling quietly as I try not to cry in front of my friends count as a quote?

PROFESSOR! LAVA! HAWWWT!!!

But if don’t perform, in what sense do we have an act?

Can’t vote. Crying.

It’s dolomite baby!

CAAAAAMMMMAAAAAANNNNN

Seymour Asses

It says here that this part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am.

Fry: That's why they call you Bender the magnificent! Bender: No it isn't.

oh sure, smash the smart guys machine

THAT'S why they call me Bender the magnificent

This is one episode that is extremely hard for me to watch.

Fry: "Bender, this has nothing to do with you." Bender: "That's impossible!"

Leela: "Fry, acting like a moron won't solve anything." Fry: "Then all hope is lost."

Nah, that's vermicelli. No dog fur here *Sneezes*

Can we just agree that it's not a quote, but the final scene 😭😭😭

*ROBO PUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!!! ROBO PUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!!!*

I like you Seymour, you’re not constantly judging me like those other dogs… Are you? …nah. We understand each other.

That's dolomite, baby!

He'd do it for me!

Remember when leela and Amy were wrestling because they needed to be good at hand to hand combat incase their weapon got out of their hand. I can’t remember exactly how leela says it rn.

Know ye now what it feels like to be dog god!!!

I'm 40% Dolomite!

ooh look! there’s a smidge of toe still in here!

"PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT."

I’m walking on sunshine, whoaaa!

Leela: "It says this part of *The Hustle* implores the gods to grant a favour. Usually a Trans-AM."

“Walkin’ on sunshine sucks noodles!”

the uncontrollable sound of my tears

No, not this one.

What do we want? Fry’s dog! When do we want it? Fry’s dog!

this joke is fucking timeless

"im going in after him!! he'd come after me!"

yeah this is the one

If it takes forever I will wait for you... For a thousand summers.... I will wait for you...

just thinking about this song has me tearing up

This episode is a gem. It destroys me everytime I watch it.

I would like to participate but I always skip this ep because… well you all know.

Pass because I blocked this episode from my memory

I have seen this episode exactly once, on air date, I have yet to recover

Please, no.. I can't do this one.

I'm 40 percent that

Professor. Lava. Hot!!

“Professor! Lava! Hot!”

Do the hustle. Still waiting on my trans am.

PROFESSOR…LAVA…HOT!!!

"Probably added new songs to his repetoir."

For me it's farnsworth's: Leela: Bender's been down there too long. I'm going in after him. [She starts to rip off her wrestling suit.] Farnsworth: PROFESSOR ! LAVA ! HOT !

Its not the best line, but my favorite is from the Professor after telling the crew multiple times that the lava is hot and no one could survive going in for Seymour. Each time he’s getting more and more frantic and the final time all he yells is: “PROFESSOR! HOT!”

"Aw, you been swimming in the sewer again?" \*Dries Seymor off with pizza dough\*

"Crappy ineffective Reaper!" - Bender B. Rodríguez

ME! PROFESSOR! LAVA! HOT!

"Professor! Lava! ***Hot!***"

"Bender's been down there too long. I'm going in afer him." "PROFESSOR" "LAVA" "HOT"

please don't do that

The payoff of: "and THAT'S why they call me Bender the Magnificent!"

“What do we want” ”Fry’s Dog” ”When do we want it” ”Fry’s Dog“

Barking to the melody "I'm walking on sunshine"

KNOW YE NOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE DOG GOD Edit for typo

LAVA! HOT!

Ive only watched that episode once, years ago. I refuse to relive it. I always skip it in rewatches. The horrors... oh the horrors

"For your information, lady: this was not just used to paddle my butt, it was also used to move pizzas and crush rats."

Professor. Lava. HAWT!

Can’t say I remember any quotes, I’ve blocked this episode from my memory.

Yeah, I’m actually shocked there are so many people giving quote suggestions from this particular episode. Well, not that shocked.

You seem to have snuck in an episode that doesn't exist

This episode doesn't exist. Please post real episodes next time.

Please don't

This episode is so Banger. It cracks me up the whole time, memorable quotes all over. At the end I don't even get sad, it's not believable that the dog stayed 12 years in the same spot. That's kinda humorous actually

RoboPuppy and the Ice Swan are my favorite parts of the episode

Now I'm all youve got!

*Final grunt*

All of these are good

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" - a fan, allegedly, to the creators at a convention. I forget where I read about that happening but it was even more cathartic than the retcon of the episode.

Retcon? It seemed fine to me. It's the blast from the gun Bender uses that quickly fossilized Seymour, and in this episode, the Professor says he was quickly fossilized.

I meant the obvious retcon that came much later, that Seymour actually lived a happy life with the alternate bald Fry. Don't get me wrong; I not only liked that but appreciated the admittance that a "fix" was needed. More stubborn creatives would ave said "too bad if you were sad, it is my story" but there was clearly decision that it had gone beyond just making a few people cry and that many felt genuinely angry about how far into misery porn the original episode had suddenly skewed.

cubert: “why the idiot convention?”

"I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long time ago"

Do song lyrics count? If so: "I will wait for you..for a thousand summers"

"If it taaaaaaakes forever..... I will wait for you For a thousand summers I will wait for you........."

Pass. This episode should not exist. Too much emotional damage.

circlejerk of crying nerds. overrated episode