This would be my choice. Love that it’s come to this episode after seeing Lela’s dad win a drunk place in those character quality matrices posts, for this line too!
Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
Leela: "Thanks Professor, but I don't want the treatment."
Professor: "Don't you understand, you little nitwit? Unless you're treated soon, the only way to restore your true age will be to grow into it....JUST AS GOD INTENDED."
Dad if you're going to make fat jokes until I'm cute again, then I'm just going to stay in my room.
Stay in your room? You so fat, you too stay all around room.
"53 years old? Now I'll need a fake ID to rent Ultraporn!"
I'm so sad this one won't win out, it's so goddamn funny
I’ve had a few beers but I’m cool to drive
Along with "oooh these kids are getting on my nerves, I need a babysitter!"
You smell like smoking...and drinking...
Dayum!
No beer until you finish your tequila
I say this to my wife all the time. She doesn't drink tequila or like the reference, but that's her problem.
But I'm underage! I can't drink! Oh here's a silly straw.
This would be my choice. Love that it’s come to this episode after seeing Lela’s dad win a drunk place in those character quality matrices posts, for this line too!
lol I just typed this without looking at the comments 🤣
Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
definitely my pick
"Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college and this is how you repay me?!"
Bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all
*proceeds to have Gargoyle dung dropped on his face*
Pazuzuuuuuuu
"For Heaven's Gate, Professor. This ship can do 99% light speed. Why are we going 35 miles an hour?" "Because we're in a hurry, that's why."
This is so underrated.
With my last breath, I CURSE ZOIDBERRRGGG!
I'm planning of uttering this line as my last words. This, or "Zeppelin rules!"
That's a good plan. But you might end up getting saved in the end by, oh I don't know, Moe.
Or Pazuzu…
I'm aiming for My only regret is that I have boneitus. It'll be difficult to arrange, but I'll be a legend if I pull it off.
Objectively correct
The second best kind of correct, technically.
I came here for this. I just love the random Zoidberg hatred when he nothing to do with the Professor's situation.
Second.
The raw SPITE in this line for no reason is always what makes it one of my favorites XD
One of my favorite lines in the entire series 😂
Leela: "Thanks Professor, but I don't want the treatment." Professor: "Don't you understand, you little nitwit? Unless you're treated soon, the only way to restore your true age will be to grow into it....JUST AS GOD INTENDED."
"Sir, it is not necessary or wise to be naked." "Pfft! You sound like my tennis instructor."
My favorite!
This catches me off guard every time it might be my favorite line
Hooray! I'm a teenage heartthrob again!
Haha my favorite line
Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked. Pfft. You sound like my tennis instructor.
Came here for this one. The way the woman at the spa says it always gets me.
Pazuzuuuuu!!!
My late friend and I used to say this to each other CONSTANTLY lmao It holds a special place in my heart
Wanda: Sir, this card has expired. Professor: But it's good for a lifetime. Wanda: Well, yours expired.
When I grow up I want to be a steam shovel!
In my top 10 quotes of the whole series
Like everything else in life pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.
"Now that I've been hurled backwards through time" "That's not what happened. Shut up and go live with your parents."
Oh sure you need all your blood
Farnsworth: My thong!
NO BEER UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR TEQUILA!!
We won’t force you until I finish this sentence, GRAB HIM
Go to Hell, Heather!
I’m going! I’m really going! There’s the door! I’ll be good….
The Devil take this predictable colon!
I say this all the time.
Teddy Bear Junction, the worst scumhole in the galaxy...
You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster, not find the quickest route to the mall!
And zat, leetle one is ‘ow papa gain his freedom. Now Bonne nuit. Bonne nuit to you all!
🔔🔔 🔔🔔 🔔🔔 🔔🔔🔔🔔
You smell like smoking....and drinking! I've had a few brews, but I'm good to drive.
"Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE!"
"Uh, maybe I should drive." "Uh heh heh. You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster, not find the quickest route to the mall."
*Pazuuuzuuuuu*
When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!
C'mon, Bender, pump harder! Harder! I'm trying as hard as I can... Harder, damn you!
When I grow up I wanna be a steam shovel!
This episode is so so good.
I’ll be good….
Zoidberg - Hooray! I'm a teenage heartthrob again!
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!! (zoidberg is my favorite, but this is a great line)
Dad if you're going to make fat jokes until I'm cute again, then I'm just going to stay in my room. Stay in your room? You so fat, you too stay all around room.
You smell like smoking!.. and drinking! “I’ve had a few beers but I’m cool to drive!”
And zat, little one, is how Papa gained his freedom. Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all!
Mavis is dead.
What, is he like the biggest loser on the surface, so he has to hang out in the sewer?
They're on to me!!
*Sniff* You smell like smoking... and drinking
Can’t believe no one has said these Professor: “We won’t bother you any more” Leela: “You can bother me a little”
“Sir, it’s not necessary, *or wise*, to be naked.” “Hmph, you sound just like my tennis instructor!”
PUMP HARDER! HARDER! I'm pumping as hard as I can HARDER DAMN YOU
"Give me back my floppy face"
I’ve had a few beers but I’m cool to drive
"I'm still in mid-peril, you clods!!"
Bon Wei Bon wei to you all
bonne nuit. but yes
“And that little one, is how Papa gained his freedom. Now, bon nuit. Bon nuit, to you all.”
Yes, I'd like to meet this Moose
It's not a quote, but I love how everyone has something different about them, and Amy is just shorter.
“And zat, little one, is how Papa gained his freedom. Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all!”
"And that little one, was how your papa gain his freedom"
“Say goodbye to Mr Farnsworth. Goodbye, Mr. DUMBSworth!”
"Now I need a fake id to rent ultra porn!"
ok, Leela, you're the boss. NO!! IM NOT!
And that young one is how your pap gained his freedom bon we… bon we to you all
"When I grow up I wanna be a steam-shovel!"
“Yes, I’d like to meet this, Moose” *Fondling the moose head mount on the wall*
Best quote by Bender in almost every fucking episode "Bite my shiny metal ass".
Yes, I’d like to meet this.. moose.
The current! It’s too strong already!
“no beer until you finish your Tequila”
"With my last breath, ***I curse ZOIDBERG!***"
Yesss I’d like too….. meet this moose
No beer until you finish your tequila!
When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel.
"Hooray I'm a Teenage Heart Throb Again!!!!"
I don't watch anything past the movies. These episodes are foreign to me.
This isn't past the movies.
Yeah. I was confused.
These are before the movies?
You're right. My mistake.
This episode is from 2003