Just step-sister corn. Why that teen corn looks like a 30-year old corn that been living in Vegas on the corn circuit and looks real tiredā¦ thatās the corn business I suppose.
Awesome. Minor correction on the title though, a surgeon did the surgery with the assistance of a system that allows surgeons to magnify their vision while shrinking their hand motions.
Robots are not capable of doing this without human interaction... yet.
Ya with the way regulations go no one in medical device manufacturing knows how to actually train a model due to the rules of not being able to compare surgical outcomes from procedures. Plus trying to get a medical device with ai validated and through regulatory filings is almost impossible as the regulators donāt know what to do with it yet- ie no hard requirements for good manufacturing process- just guidance from the uk government and the us government. At least thatās my opinion - I do medical device product cybersecurity.
I assume it's using encoders on the input and electronic actuators on the robot hands? I wouldn't think the whole thing is just passive/mechanical. Like are they just gearing down the movements of the operator using mechanical reduction?
So,
You're fully insured, healthy other than this minor incident. Great!
One last thing, just a minor detail, you have the required PSN account for this surgery right?
Oh.
Oh that's a shame.
Oh well! Next patient please!
Oh, we see that you have PlayStation Plus Essential, well to qualify for this surgery you really needed PlayStation Plus Premium, so we are going to have to put that blood clot back in
So, the big issue is an electric motor movement with sub-millimeter accuracy. You need extremely expensive motors with extremely expensive encoders and a lot of fast computing power. The Da Vinci is around $1.5 million with a service contract of $115K per year. The race is on to build a much cheaper version of this robot.
Right now, robotic surgery is quite rare compared to non-robotic surgery. But, I expect that ratio to shift with more accurate and cheaper technologies in the near future. I am envisioning the Med-bot from Elysium.
I didn't think this technology was particularly new. The DaVinci surgery robot came out in 2000. I have a friend who was operated on by a surgeon multiple states away via robot. Does this one do something new that other robots don't?
The fuck? The only reason they had to stitch up the corn kernel was because they cut the incision themselves. The corn was intact until they started cutting. They could have none nothing, and been better off.
Edit: It's a fucking joke. Pretty impressive otherwise.
I wonder what the use case is for this. The DaVinci revolutionized laparoscopic surgery, but this bot seems too small for that. So I guess it would be for external microsurgeries only?
Once again showcasing a robot that only does a procedure with a plant and not some soft tissue inside a closed of space blocked by fats, constant spewing of blood in the way
wow, they do everything on a cob these days. I mean really.. how hard could it be?? Itās not like itās rocket surgery.
[ THEY DID SURGERY ON A CORN ]
They did surgery on a corn.
They did a surgery on a corn
CornHub š½
Awe shucks
Weāll get you fixed right up Kernel Cobson
Right in the corn hole
At least it wasn't baby corn
Just step-sister corn. Why that teen corn looks like a 30-year old corn that been living in Vegas on the corn circuit and looks real tiredā¦ thatās the corn business I suppose.
a small lump with knobs
It has the juice
A-maize-ing
Butterfingers surgeon
They did a surgery on a corn
I did not ear about that.
They did surgery on a corn
They did surgery on a corn.
They took his jerb.
/r/surgerycorn
This remark elicited an actual snort from me
We had a funeral for a bird.
They did surgery on a corn
THEY DID SURGERY ON A CORN
What was wrong with the corn?
Needed surgery
Freak popping accident.
Kernel enhancements
Wanted bigger kernels, got implants.
It has the juice.
Must of had inkernal bleeding
Tore a tilla
only post I came here to see
Before GTA 6??
They did surgery on a corn.
Oh shit, they did surgery on a corn
what?! they did surgery on a corn.
Holy grain, Batman, they did surgery on a corn.
They did surgery __to__ a corn.
They did surgery on a corn.
Came in for this exact comment xD
Ear surgery.
Yes. Itās America. If the corn has the money to afford this surgery, then they can do whatever they want.
Damn... didn't have that on my bingo card.
Now do surgery on a bunionā¦I mean onion
That's some Rick and Morty stuff right there..
Good thing it wasn't breathing at the time.
I like caouuurn
I think itās just ācorn.ā āThey did surgery on corn.ā
Comedy has its own syntax
Shut up
It's all fun and games until the corn kernel gets the bill
yeah, then it'll be up to its ears in debt
Once the debt collectors are through with him, heāll just be a husk.
They'll come at him without a kernel of compassion in them.
If this were a white corn they wouldn't have even checked for insurance
Shucks, all these corny jokes don't have a kernel of humor. I'm amaized
I feel cob-ligated to agree
He'll have to sell his stalks to settle the bill
He better be careful or heāll get popped
I'm always amaized by the puns that Redditors can come up with.
They are always so corny though.
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> corn kernel Don't veterans get free healthcare in the US?
Nah, that's colonel. You're thinking of the highest rank in the Ivy League.
Laughs in European (or any other first world region)
Specially if that corn kernel lives in the US, 1000 generations after him will continue paying.
Kernel canāt pay, they come take his cob.
Wait til it finds out this robot's not in-network
Depends on the country. Insert Mr incredible meme with America and a country with universal hc on hospital bills
Awesome. Minor correction on the title though, a surgeon did the surgery with the assistance of a system that allows surgeons to magnify their vision while shrinking their hand motions. Robots are not capable of doing this without human interaction... yet.
Mr Handy incoming!
Ya with the way regulations go no one in medical device manufacturing knows how to actually train a model due to the rules of not being able to compare surgical outcomes from procedures. Plus trying to get a medical device with ai validated and through regulatory filings is almost impossible as the regulators donāt know what to do with it yet- ie no hard requirements for good manufacturing process- just guidance from the uk government and the us government. At least thatās my opinion - I do medical device product cybersecurity.
I'm Bartholomew Codsworth and I'm ever ready to serve.
So this is just surgery on a grape, part 2?
Yep, this is not a Robot, itās a Waldo, or Telemanipulator. A very clever, very advanced one, but itās not really a robot.
I assume it's using encoders on the input and electronic actuators on the robot hands? I wouldn't think the whole thing is just passive/mechanical. Like are they just gearing down the movements of the operator using mechanical reduction?
The Med-Bot from Elysium enters the chat.
I wonder how many videos and hours of footage like this will AI need to train on to become proficient.
Far more than driving. We'll have self driving cars for quite a few years before automated surgery becomes feasible.
Intuitive Surgical has had robots that do this for over 20 years.
First grapes, now corn. Medical science is amazing.
Wait for the day they start doing a grain of sand.
Is it going to require a PSN account in order to use?
Ya but you won't know until you are on the tableĀ
So, You're fully insured, healthy other than this minor incident. Great! One last thing, just a minor detail, you have the required PSN account for this surgery right? Oh. Oh that's a shame. Oh well! Next patient please!
Oh, we see that you have PlayStation Plus Essential, well to qualify for this surgery you really needed PlayStation Plus Premium, so we are going to have to put that blood clot back in
Won't someone think of the corn?!?! (lol) /s
Is it going to be okay?
The surgery successfully repaired the kernel but Mr. Husk died shortly after the surgery due to a fatal arrhythmia š I'm so sorry
Thank god that corn pulled through. Their family was worried.š
Thought he was gonna get creamed, but by Cob he made it!
You're being corny.
Kernel patching new in the Linux world. /s
That's not a robot; it's a waldo ć https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldo_(short_story).
Thank you for that rabbit hole, now I have to find the story.
This is not new technology or a leap in medical capabilities. Da Vinci robots have been doing this for almost 15 years.
DaVinci also costs millions and its instruments hundreds per each use. The field desperately needs more competition.
Yeah but look at the size difference! The de Vinci is the size of a MRI machine and they do their demos on grapes. This looks portable!
I missed any photos showing the entire system
The article was about the video in the article, watch the video lol
I didnāt see the last 10 seconds of that video. It is smaller. Curious how big it gets after full r and d for sales and deployment
So, the big issue is an electric motor movement with sub-millimeter accuracy. You need extremely expensive motors with extremely expensive encoders and a lot of fast computing power. The Da Vinci is around $1.5 million with a service contract of $115K per year. The race is on to build a much cheaper version of this robot. Right now, robotic surgery is quite rare compared to non-robotic surgery. But, I expect that ratio to shift with more accurate and cheaper technologies in the near future. I am envisioning the Med-bot from Elysium.
That actually seems pretty cheap in relation to what surgeons make and surgery bills.
Now I have to worry about surgical thread getting stuck in my teeth.
I have a corn on my foot, will this help?
Nah ... Just bite that off.
This is a very delicate surgery. The patient could pop at any moment
Corny joke but it works
Can it play doom?
Gentlemen behold, Corn!
Finally, the trillions in research spending on corn hole reconstruction is paying off
This is the type of article that would make Karl Pilkington argue about ālookinā after stuffā.
Iām wondering if this could eventually be used on spinal cord injuries, a field now that has generally little hope of recovery.
Now do a pickle
First mice were getting all the medical breakthroughs and now CORN!?! When are we going to start making medical advancements for humans?
Elon Musk just got a boner...
Corn is turd garnish.
First grapesā¦ now this. When will it cease???
My mom just came in my room and caught me watching corn. I donāt think Iāll be able to look her in the eye ever again.
A-maize-ing.
These comments are way too corny
If they really wanted to demonstrate precision, they should have had it pick out all the strands of corn silk!!
A-maize-ing!
Me going to the ER for my papercut
Requires a PSM accountā¦
Will it need you to have a PlayStation account?
This is going to come in handy if my corn gets a hernia.
Did the corn survive!?
I didn't think this technology was particularly new. The DaVinci surgery robot came out in 2000. I have a friend who was operated on by a surgeon multiple states away via robot. Does this one do something new that other robots don't?
massive size difference for the machine, check the video linked in the article.
All the people suffering from corns can now rejoice.
The did serge a unicorn.
Can it stitch up their reputation though?
Just in time for my phalloplasty.
Hope that corn has recovered and is back to living a normal life š
r/brandnewsentence
The fuck? The only reason they had to stitch up the corn kernel was because they cut the incision themselves. The corn was intact until they started cutting. They could have none nothing, and been better off. Edit: It's a fucking joke. Pretty impressive otherwise.
2x
Mods! Remove this corny post !
Watch out for stickdrift
They stitched the cornholio
How long until this game drops on ps5?
I wonder what the use case is for this. The DaVinci revolutionized laparoscopic surgery, but this bot seems too small for that. So I guess it would be for external microsurgeries only?
Did anyone else immediately think about Cameron from House getting her button cut off...?
Corn has better healthcare than I do
That'll be $45,000.95 please.
We got corn over here
technology is wild!
How does a company go from video game consoles, to owning spider man, to performing surgeries on corn?
Iām A Maized
This seems like a good move for SONY. It uses their expertise and is an area that needs innovation and competition.
So why do their smartphones suck?
Itās CORN! Itās a big honking nob, itās got the JUICE!
I wonder how much corn chowder was made before they got the shot..
They did surgery on a corn
Do you have to have a linked psn account to access this care?
It's corn š½
Imagine caring about anything Sony
Aaww boohoo
Cool show the HMI
Why corn?
We got corn surgery before GTA 6
They cut that corn so of course they had to stitch it back together.
Corn has better healthcare than me
First it was grapes and now corn whatās next?
Once again showcasing a robot that only does a procedure with a plant and not some soft tissue inside a closed of space blocked by fats, constant spewing of blood in the way
Avacados
I understand practice on a grape. But what does corn give value to this study. Other than a maize ing
I wonder if you need a PSN account to use it?
That probably cost atleast 100 thousand to do. The corn cob should of just had it pulled for a cool $100 bucks.
They did surgery on a corn
So all of the decades of animal testing and they could have just used corn?
Sony can make this but my laptop is still a piece of shit
The corn still died unfortunately
Cool, but Iād just put a drop of superglue on it and call it a day.
I wonder if it can stitch up their reputation after what they did with Helldivers 2
They did surgery on a corn kernel!
wow, they do everything on a cob these days. I mean really.. how hard could it be?? Itās not like itās rocket surgery. [ THEY DID SURGERY ON A CORN ]
We got corn microsurgery before GTA6
Next headline farmer in medical dept .
You'll need a PSN account, before you can receive surgery.
I had one of these when I was a kid. It's called a pantograph.
Will it be delisted in 170 counties a few months after release?
Video would have helped a lot.
https://youtu.be/bgRAkBNFMHk?si=f1dfmxuEaWl_iUjP
It's in the article...
Even a corncob gets better medical treatment than most Americans
We bet great treatment. It's just 1 million dollars or more
It'll need a psn account
Lmao