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Sieze5

The proper term is “squeaker.”


TrowMiAwei

I'm glad this term is still around. Was worried it would go out of style


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Crispynipps

Holy shit I haven’t heard that term in a solid 5+ years


SixtyBracelet

i remember all the mature players saying: "SHUT UP, KID!"


schlackbob

It's a normal situation...many people play that kind of game..especially the children in our century...adults or kids are also playing..and no one cares about that..


bobsmith93

Holy shit. That brought me back


SWHaUnTsMe

This couch pleases me greatly. Might I ask what brand it is?


SideQuestNoRest

Hey bro. I’m from Aus - it’s called the Cassius.


SWHaUnTsMe

Well. Thanks for answering. I don't think that's gonna do me much good here in the States. Love the couch and the room though, looks awesome.


SideQuestNoRest

All good, brother. Ah, that’s a shame. I’m sure you’ll be able to pick something sweet up from the States! Thanks for the kind words too :)


SWHaUnTsMe

Yeah dude, it's a bummer, but there are definitely plenty of options over here for sure. You bet! Enjoy that space!


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Ok, now kith


loki-is-a-god

That's OP's mom's job


DarkPhoenixMishima

Nah. Her job, much like yours, is to suck.


ChapolinColoradoNZ

*thuck


Roastar

On the kathiuth


Straight-Corner-1921

This is how I met your father


trinalporpus

I work at a furniture store. We have a sectional similar to that one but not quite. It’s $20,000 though 😂😂😂 No we have never sold one


dezode

I like playing online video..but sometimes I have not a time to do the house chores...but I love it..I have a time on my family..


GrayknightYT

I absolutely love how wholesome this convo was.


Curse3242

Why is this like a stereotypical gamer conversation from a movie or something


lordolxinator

Because we're actually in a movie featuring hip young people who interact over Reddit before entering the game Fortnite for reals. Like that Zathura movie was meant to be a Jumanji sorta sequel this is like the third one


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ksj

This is a stolen comment. The original is here: https://reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/122565x/_/jdovp97/?context=1


ASpellingAirror

You are looking for a movie seat couch, or home theater couch, or a console sofa. Though I agree, this is a nice one.


themagicbong

Really ties the room together, man.


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Hopefully nobody pees on it


[deleted]

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


SergPoletaev

I love watching a movie...we can spend our time to our family..


jessep34

Don’t kink shame


p3t3rn9uy3n

I think it's not bad...if the child's want to play that game...then go..it is ok..I love playing if the room is clean and not messy..I love the atmosphere and the embrance of the atmosphere..


billwashere

Yeah this couch rocks. Pretty sure this would be wifey approved. I can never show her this pic though because she’d expect MY gaming area to be this neat and tidy which it is never going to be.


jlt6666

Op please post with clutter. Be a bro.


zuus

>Cassius Damn... for $5.5k I hope it gives foot rubs and makes you breakfast


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Cant_Do_This12

For real. Comfort is another factor as well with price. You would think buying a couch for $1200 would be super comfortable, but no. That doesn’t even include shipping, taxes, etc. You really have to spend money to get a nice, comfortable, long lasting couch. I learned this the hard way.


Mundane-Reception-54

Just buy a 900 dollar couch and go on Amazon and get “smart LEDs” and stick em to the bottom. Boom, done I use “Govee” ones I got for like 15 bucks under my bed


Griim004

Man Govee is such a good choice too, the boogeyman under my bed loves the rave lights.


Rubix22

Black couch and floor to hide the vegemite stains. Clearly dealing with a veteran gamer here.


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Vegemite would still be noticeable I reckon since it's quite uniquely brown


Shaneisonfire

Damn I would like something like this in Canada. Don't fail me Commonwealth brethren!


AshmacZilla

I have no idea how but when I first saw this pic, it felt like home. What in this image screams Australia so much that I could tell it was.


deefenator

Is it a hardly normal couch? Looks very much like the Brooklyn. Used to be an absolute cunt to deliver/set up


Devwp

What's the quality like mate? I noticed it from Amart which can be hit and miss but it looks amazing. Been looking at a new media couch like that


SideQuestNoRest

Legitimately, with no bias, I love it. I am the same, I tend to stay away from Amart but I’m telling you bro this thing is a beast. So many features, very comfortable.


dvizr

I was so busy admiring the figurines I didn’t even notice the couch lol


BrandoCalrissian1995

I have a sneaking suspicion you're a fan of God of War. Just a hunch tho. Awesome setup man.


SideQuestNoRest

Lol just a bit. Thanks, bro!


Illinois_Yooper

You seem like a calm and reasonable person. Are you a calm and reasonable person?


skyfullofdark

If the situation demands for calm.


rplusj1

Goes to flashback when kratos smashed Hercules head and chopped another god’s leg, pulled another god’s head bare handed… fast forward to current time.. “yeah… if situation demands for calm”


Lamnent

My first thought was "Those statues cost more than the total of I've spent on gaming stuff in the last decade" lol.


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Love the Platinum trophy model


rikashiku

Nah, those are Fortnite characters. He loves Fortnite.


[deleted]

you been hangin out in those Call of Duty lobbies huh?


SideQuestNoRest

Unfortunately lol.


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nothin like it lol ​ Edit : Saw you're an Aussie, mind passin the Jaffa's over here man, the US is missing out on those things!


SideQuestNoRest

Haha of course. Paired with some Tim tams 👌


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BROOOO!!! Bottom's up on those Tim-Tam Slams! Edit: good lord i need some hot milk and some of the caramel ones.. ​ Edit 2 : If you don't slam 'em are you really eating em right?


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What are you 2 talking about 🤔


SoundVisionZ

Here’s my attempt at explaining a Tim Tam slam: First, a timtam is what the Aussies call a choccy biccie; it’s an Australian staple. In its basic form, it’s 2 layers of biscuit with a chocolate cream centre layer, and then completely covered in chocolate. The slam: Requirements: warm drink (e.g. tea or coffee), timtam. Take your timtam, bite off 2 opposite corners to expose the biscuit layers, use the timtam as a makeshift straw to suck up your warm drink. Once the liquid makes it all the way through the biscuit, shove the whole timtam in your mouth. The warm drink has liquified it and it’s an intense melted chocolate/biscuit experience like no other. Not sure where you are in the world, but those in the UK could use a penguin biscuit as an alternative. Can recommend.


Scede117

My wife traveled to aus in high school and brought back knowledge of this. It is a game changer. Target in CO, USA sells tim tams. We have roughly 3 packs in our house at all times just for this.


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If you ain’t slammin ya Tim Tams you’re just doing it all wrong I’m tellin ya 😆


Scede117

Preachin the truth.


bobsmith93

"a timtam is what the Aussies call a choccy biccie" I love this sentence


1LakeShow7

Dude when OP said destroyed by 13 year olds who slept with his mom, I thought of COD. I looked at the screen, its MW2. What a concidence huh.


sdforbda

Enjoy your nerd cocoon. It's done very cleanly.


SideQuestNoRest

Thanks, mate. Much appreciated.


Wheel_N_Deal_Spheal

BOY, you must like God of War!


Mutex70

I must agree, it is only since I started gaming online that I learned just how many 12 year olds my mom has slept with.


Grizzled--Kinda

She gets around


WillWorkForBongWater

I, also, have slept with your mom. But it wasn't in comfort. It was behind the dumpster at a Wendy's.


luvgun00

Damn I though licking Wendy’s Frosty off her tits was MY special treat.


Broke2Gnomeless

this is a very interesting phenomenon


ShlomoShogun

I’m just surprised the authorities haven’t caught up to her by now.


Mrsmith511

In a few years the game will auto mute anyone who says they slept with our moms and we will miss the old days of shit talking 12 year Olds.


jaimealexlara

It's a Sony Playstation game room. I have never seen one before...its usually always Nintendo game rooms.


TrowMiAwei

Came here to comment that it was the most blatant PlayStationy gamer room to ever play PlayStation in.


Innuendoughnut

What's the orb under the TV with the PlayStation branding? Looks like a trophy?


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Foxy02016YT

You can’t buy it though, you have to completely all IRL achievements then it suddenly appears


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nicolauz

Nah nothing from Naughty Dog.


rilojenkins

there's an Ellie pop figure and she's also in the middle picture frame


Pornthrowaway78

He has a Resistance Chimaera skull. Love it.


mcdoolz

I expected more curves. The blue is spot on👌


FlamingTrollz

Truly. I’m hearing the robot voice: “P L A Y S T A T I O N !”


StardustJojo13

Yeah, I love it so much. OP has great taste, gotta represent 🙌 lol


DrMooseknuckleX

Bro, I am mid 40s, I know your pain (your mom tells me about it after we bang).


Dranzell

You mean neck pain from that gaming position, with the TV too high?


TRON0314

Absolutely too high.


ThomHarris

r/tvtoohigh


DiscoElysium5ever

Posture check fellow redditor!


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Beautiful room. As a domestic cleaner, I must advise you to give everything in the room (including those blinds) a wipe down with a microfibre cloth once a week so you never have to worry about dust buildup.


SideQuestNoRest

Thank you for the advice, it’s genuinely appreciated. I try to get in there every so often, but definitely need to spend more time cleaning the space.


tsunami141

I think most people who have slept with your mom have done so in comfort.


SideQuestNoRest

She consistently has 5 stars from reviewers.


taiga_with_a_pen

Is that skull supposed to be from the Resistance franchise?


SideQuestNoRest

Good eye. Sure is. I think it was a collectors edition in Amsterdam from memory.


Overcriticalengineer

Awesome, Resistance 2 multiplayer was amazing.


Ketsuo

r/tvtoohigh Other than that it looks awesome.


nekrovulpes

Also looks like the TV is only lined up with the first seat, and Player 2 gets to stare at the wall.


bLueStarCadet

Player 2 is busy sleeping with his mum


BarryMacochner

As if couch co-op exists anymore.


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Especially with that low-back couch. Can't even slouch and rest the back of your head on anything.


KleosIII

It has headrest and reclines.


branded

Yeah, was thinking that. Didn't want to be that guy. My neck is hurting just looking at it.


Boner_pill_salesman

There's no way I could sit that far away and play. I would have to stand in front of the TV which would make the height perfect.


braedizzle

It looks about 6ft away from the couch?


JoganLC

Yeah that’s too far for me as well. I’m too used to playing on PC so it never feels right playing so far away.


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Stradocaster

No, there's literally a whole sub dedicated to it


BitGladius

No, it just depends on what eye level you mean. Your eye level in the viewing position should be somewhere on the top half of the screen. Not standing eye level.


Danjour

They are actually designed to be viewed at eye level. Lots of TVs get darker with lower contrast from low viewing angles.


hey_batman

Remember! Every time you have an “am I the only one” thought, you can be 100% sure that you are not


oystersaucecuisine

Yes, you are unique among those who watch TV.


FartingCumBubbles

This is amazing! Is the couch centered on the TV? Maybe it’s a weird perspective but the photo makes the couch look like one seat is looking at the wall.


SideQuestNoRest

The seat I occupy is centred lol. Home ground advantage with optimal view for when the boys comes over and occupy the second seat haha.


japanaol

The couch should face the big wall and the tv placed there, possible a bigger tv. And place the ornaments on the smaller side. This is the way.


Beerkiller2

Such an awesome space. Can I ask how to put that middle part on the couch up for when I want to bang your mum there?


SideQuestNoRest

Mate, excellent question. I will be on site to move that for you, so no need for you to worry about that.


TothemoonCA

Tv is too high


daluxe

Every time I see a Tv higher than sitting eye level my neck hurts


generallyspeaking123

My first thought too.


MyNikesAreBlue

The order of the trophy figurines bugs me man. Bronze, plat, gold, silver?? Like what?? Ugh. Nice setup tho it looks real nice.


SideQuestNoRest

Lol you’re not the first person to say this! I’ll have to reassess. My thinking was like on an Olympic podium you have gold in the middle lol. But fair point!


impstein

Yep, I've been getting my ass kicked on DMZ for most of the day, too


SideQuestNoRest

I am somehow getting worse hahaha. Doesn’t stop me coming back for more ass whoopings though.


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vinceds

The older you get, especially if you work and own your own place, the less you can tolerate all nighters. I did a few the past few years with some day 1 raids and that's utterly draining at 40+.


arlondiluthel

It's draining at 30+ LOL.


AsASloth

Oh no. Is this what the future holds for me? Time to add it to the list right below weak knees and lactose intolerance.


SideQuestNoRest

Haha great point, but sadly my time is limited. We have external shutters that block out the light, but yeah I can’t remember the last time I did an all nighter lol.


Djxgam1ng

Feel free to add me on PSN/Xbox or Steam at Djxgam1ng. I struggle with severe anxiety and depression and always looking to connect with other gamers. I start my vacation on Monday for 3 weeks and all I am doing is gonna be playing video games. Feel free to add me on here if you want (that goes for anyone). Just looking for people to game with (even if we don’t do party chat)


HotCheetoooooooooo

I am not one to comment at all on a person’s “game setup” but this my friend is absolutely fantastic, nice job!


Wastelandwanderer102

That picture in the middle is awesome, it looks like a mashup of different games, unless my eyes aren’t working right lol, if so what games are they? I’ve never tried God of War but have heard great things about it.


SideQuestNoRest

Thanks bro! It was a custom image of my favourite game characters. It has has Fallout, Batman, The Witcher, Chimera from Resistance, HZD, GoW and TLoU.


RobertoDavidas23

Question is who’ll get destroyed more, you or your mum?? Good luck out there.


Insaniaksin

It's actually crazy to me how much a funko pop can ruin a rooms aesthetic


theBacillus

This is awesome


66Paranoid

This is impressive.


Good_Barnacle_2010

Traditionally, katana on display has hilt on the left and sharpened side of blade would be facing down in times of peace. Absolutely amazing setup, just thought you might enjoy that piece of trivia.


SirArthurConansBoil

I don't know if I'm more envious of those massive God of War statues or the way the space us set up. This looks great, man!


slipperyimp

Roflmao. Great room, I wish I were so comfortable while being told how good my mom was.


majorclashole

Well now that you’re out of your moms basement you can’t hear those 12 year olds bang your mom! Congrats Op!


robnir420

Excellent setup


RockitDanger

"And that boy was me!"


AgentUpright

That is fantastic. Well done, mate.


jtrisn1

I'm so jealous. That couch looks so comfy and awesome!


mkul316

Now this is a nice setup.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Really nice, clean space. Not overdone.


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Maaaaaan. This is all I want outta my living space.


MAC_Addy

The question is, do you sit on the edge of the seat like me or are you a sit-all-the-way-back kind of gamer?


SideQuestNoRest

Lol I like to pretend I’m okay with just chilling and sitting back. But when I start getting pumped or am trying to focus I’m practically on the floor hahaha.


Gatherel

I see you got a PS5, I recommend playing the GoW games, they are kind of niche and obscure, but I recommend them.


CallofDo0bie

First rule of gaming: No one has more sexual prowess or has fucked more moms than a 12 year old who just killed you in an online game.


stealthmodeactive

Controller for dinner. Nice.


digiNArVAL

Where's the PC? There's no good gaming space without a PC.


ertertwert

This is one of the coolest gaming spaces I've seen. Not over the top but clean and nice aesthetics. Nice job!


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Disgusting. There aren't any empty Monster energy cans on the floor, no 3 month old jar of queso dip on the table missing its lid, and not a single poop sock anywhere to be seen. Gaming space? More like filthy casual space. /s Looks cozy man.


EveryTimeLaughing

The room looks great! I'm envious. I also enjoy these threads where 99% of comments are some variation of people telling OP that they've got it all set up wrong. TV is too high and not centered properly etc. The best part is when when OP says they have it set up the way they enjoy it, and then people say "You are wrong and you don't enjoy it".


SideQuestNoRest

Lol each to their own man. I’ll definitely take on constructive feedback and I’ve got some good pointers in this thread. But yeah, I’m happy with the tv/lounge set up.


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Sometimes you go into a CoD game and some kid talking with their squeaky voice lmfao. 🤣


Plankisalive

Beautiful setup! Where did you get the Playstation Tropy and Ghosts of Tsushima sword?


YakiVegas

Those little bastards have slept with your mom too!?! Man, they get certainly get around.


Retro_Prime

Minimalist (compared to a lot of gaming spaces) and comfortable. The perfect place to relax your body and mind......while 12 year olds shout the N word in your ear. Love it!


bigz3012

Going to go out on a limb and say you are a xbox guy...


gamerblackjacket

That is a gaming setup fit for a king


SideQuestNoRest

👑 you dropped this.


-YeshuaHamashiach-

God damn funko pops ruin every gaming setup picture


UsaToVietnam

Does your wife's boyfriend like the funko pops?


jorsiem

I envy your carpet. I have kids and dogs so q carpet is a hassle but fuck if it isn't a great pleasure to have a plush carpet for your feet


SideQuestNoRest

It’s amazing, mate. The worst I get is cat hair lol but nothing a good vacuum can’t get rid of.


Birdflv

You made it, man 🫠


Thick_Jello

Need to tilt TV down a bit


Stradocaster

Nah, it's just too high


richboyadler

very jealous of those god of war statues especially those 2 in the middle. I watched an unboxing of those and couldn’t believe how BIG it is !


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stroshow82

Amazing room. My extremely nit picky critique is that i don't like how the Ghost of Tsushima picture is basically doubled up on in both the middle pic and on the right.


SovereignShrimp

This is absolutely incredible! I’ve longed to have something like this for a long time! Great job!


radix2

Hey. Fellow Australian here checking in here. Older than 12, but have also slept with your mum. Nice cave.


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Lights under the couch? Ok, now I've seen everything.


K1ngBear

You know, I think he’s a PlayStation fan


theguyonabike

Title of the day! Thank you and happy gaming!


AdevilSboyU

Is that a Resistance skull to the left of your 5?


arcticpandand

Just need a house shaking sound system!


sokobanz

Hey i’m not 12 but i didn’t do anything with your mother only sleep with your sister. Nice cave bro :)


AzureArmageddon

Honestly just send this pic to any kid who trashes you and they'll shit their pants while calling you a nolife.


zigzagoonz

this is a man's game room


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Varying_Efforts

To take it to the next level, a good set of speakers/subwoofer would truly transform your gaming experience as having a surround sound set up did mine. Head over to r/HomeTheater, we’re friendly!


mrwolfiee07

If i may ask...what do u do for a living brother..??And how much it took you to save for all these..??...this is dream for me too