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SuperMemeBro3

Elden Ring fans


throwawayaccount4000

We'd be constantly dying and respawning, but at least the scenery would be epic!


DroopyConker

"Well, that sucked. How do I avoid that next time? Hey, what's over there?"


SpunkyMcButtlove07

Damn, i died 7 times in 11 different ways to get a mushroom.


DroopyConker

I should have leveled vigor. How do I get out of here? The hell is that thing? - 10 seconds later - RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY.


ThunderClanWarrior

Average Caelid experience


Handelo

*Why is it always Mushroom?*


Tricky-Secretary-251

*falls of carefully placed cliff*


DroopyConker

Nononono. I had 500K runes.


Jim_naine

Subaru from Re:Zero would like a word


Mister_Black117

Except he doesn't improve.


GCSpellbreaker

You think you’d be a tarnished? Not one of those slug things under leyndell?


DivineDanteAlighieri

Just gonna wear a Pot so Nobody even tries to get near me


Kukri_Cuts

SCP fans


rainking56

To be fair scp is cool. I like the approach of using science to investigate supernatural.


throwawayaccount4000

Absolutely, SCP blends the eerie with scientific curiosity perfectly. It's fascinating and terrifying at the same time!


rainking56

For me supernatural simply means a field of science we have small knowledge about.


KodaTheKind

Yeah magic is what you don't understand, the supernatural is what you barely understand lol


TheBigChungoos

Yeah until you’re forced to walk outside in 9 layers of clothing with no airflow or ventilation because the fucking sun decided to go rogue


SEND_ME_NOODLE

Don't forget about the flesh puddles chasing you, but it's okay because Jupiter's great red spot is going to fix the sun soon


ryan12_07

... hopefully


Severe_Damage9772

Don’t mind me as I **[redacted]** your **########**


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Iquathe

LMFAO EXACTLY, bro would wake up the next day completely normal like 5 years from there his city would be consumed by a tiny singularity just for the world not to notice because a scientist struck a deal with the devil to clone the city and gave antimemetics to everyone who did notice...


JediMasterFisterAss

What the fuck else would you use? Willpower and hope?


wwerdo4

Until you realize you don’t have the qualifications to be the one studying them and would most likely be the ones sent into the cells with the SCPs


TK-6976

It would still be Earth, just with cryptids everywhere. I am sure most people would live their lives without ever noticing anything strange at all. Anyone who ends up there would just have to be really paranoid, but they'd be fine if they were in a nice country.


MukoNoAkuma

Yeah, but if you’re just wished into existence in an SCP universe, you might end up being considered a cryptid.


dpqR

It said fictional


TY-KLR

What’s SCP? Im kind of curious.


Kukri_Cuts

Secure Contain Protect, or, Special Containment Procedures. It's a series of realities where the SCP Foundation strives to keep anomalous objects (SCPs) from destroying humanity. There are over 5000 entries, with hundreds being added each year. If you like horror and Science fiction, you'd probably enjoy SCP.


40Benadryl

The point of scp is that it's plausible in the real world so you likely wouldn't even notice


Plant-Daddy23

Kid you not, minecraft would get lonely... and also dangerous


Fill_me_mommy

Imagine you end up in an anarchy server


0hwell_hay-th3re

2B2T:


donitsimies

the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft


Omniscient-Waffles

r/suddenlyFitMC


Greedyfox7

I would live entirely underground then. I played on a modded one for a year or so and only ran into people very rarely


Megafister420

Plus u pull a one nighter, and get suicide bombed by eldritch monsters


Jomega6

Yeah, but you too would be deadly, as anybody can take a tree down by punching it


Barar_Dragoni

There is a book called "the Island" the audiobook is narrated by Jack Black


Few_Understanding_30

Fallout fans


Immediate-Meat2512

Are you kidding? I GET TO FUCK GHOULS


cfrolik

That’s enough internet for today


ThunderShiba134

A friendly reminder, back in the FO3 "Van Buren" development days there was a plan to make a ghoul character, she was a woman, you could marry her and she could get pregnant. I wish you a good day


rabbid_chaos

That's absolutely foul! You think someone modded it back in the game? What's the name if they did...


ThunderShiba134

I guess it is foul (but it's was supposed to be true roleplaying game, ain't justifying it but I ain't opposing because I ain't bothered by this shit) And no I don't think so but possibly someone did for Fallout NV, there is a pregnancy mod that >!allows you to earn caps for breeding for example bighorners or mutants and yes it is proper so a female character's belly does grow, how do I know? I watched a video about disturbing and disgusting mods, forgot from who though!<, so yeah sorry but atleast it sounds less awful than a pregnant ghoul


titanicsinker1912

To make a spoiler comment you need to add a pair of tags. Just start and end the spoiler text with >”!and!”< without the quotation marks.


wilp0w3r

Fallout Van Buren was the original Fallout 3 and was a completely different animal to the Fallout 3 we know. Several elements that were going to be in Van Buren were later in Fallout New Vegas (Caesar's Legion, Vipers, Jackels, Hoover Dam, Alice McMcLafferty, Arcade Gannon, Joshua Graham, Powder Gangers, The Big Empty \[at the time a prison\], New Canaan, several of the places mentioned by Ulysses \[Denver, Circle Junction, Fort Abandon\], etc.) but not the Born Ghouls or The Reservation.


SirMourningstar6six6

Got a thing for cowgirl dommes with necrosis?


Inevitable-Feeling66

Based comment


PanzerFahrer3199

Deathclaw for me but aight. or so I’ve heard


Steelquill

Actually . . . I have been thinking that would be kind of sick. Absolutely horrifying in many ways, but I can think of way worse worlds to live in. The real appeal for me is this kind of fantasy Americana aspect of the series. Taking real life locations across the country, ones often glanced over, and using local history and regional lore to make it into a kind of suped up version of itself. It'd be scary, harsh, and less than likely I'd make it to old age, but it would also be kind of cool.


Few_Understanding_30

True that


russelcrowe

It’s all fun and games until a 19 year old kid on an alien spaceship accidentally pushes a button on the death ray controls and atomizes the side of the country your settlement is on


TK-6976

Before or after the bombs? If before then I would be fine. I would just pretend to like the United States and be the devil's advocate for then time and time again.


TheRealStandard

Pre bombs in Fallouts universe is like a nightmare version of the US today amped up to 11.


Alternative_Wafer410

As a Helldiver's, doom, half life, dead cells, last of us, borderlands, portal, and fallout fan, please no


SirMourningstar6six6

No dead space?


Alternative_Wafer410

I haven't actually completed a game yet, I played a little of 3 and had a blast though.


SirMourningstar6six6

With the other games you mentioned, I thought you may enjoy it


Alternative_Wafer410

Oh I definitely do I bought it when the summer sale started and I'm just waiting for the right time to play it.


U_L_Uus

So... just a heads-up, from 3 to the first one you'll have quite the tonal whiplash. DS3 is way more shooter than horror, the first two will frighten you to the bone


SirMourningstar6six6

Awesome


Megafister420

Technically helldivers might be pretty decent because helldivera are not a mandatory service


AbandonedBySonyAgain

Berserk fans: '_'


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

I sacrifice :)


deadinside1996

Someone proudly wearing the curse symbol as a tattoo and asking if they know what it means.... and the usual reply? Oh. I thought it looked cool and it was on all these shirts and stuff. I heard its a part of a really cool anime and the mc looks badass, and he has this tattoo. I liked the look of the mc and thought getting the symbol would be cool too. ........


Gr33nreaper101

I am so fucked


HalalBread1427

~~So are the Pokémon.~~ Sorry.


ForgesGate

#JOKER NO, YOU CAN'T


Joker-Smurf

You called…


dpqR

r/Beetlejuicing


NDinoGuy

# There are no laws against the Pokemon, Batman!!!


gunmetal_bricks

It's my pokemon Batman, I can do what I want with it.


PrimeBeefLoaf

… no Vorpareon, stay away from that trainer! NO!!!!


PacmanRules225

OH GOD NO


Sharp_Science896

Pokémon world gets flooded with all the weirdos from our world and realizes they now have to create a Pokémon sex offender registry.


SteveMartin32

Stop fucking the Pikachu Ash!


Ok_Requirement9198

In universe there are probably laws because it's basically beastiality 


ZeroCool0919

People used to marry Pokemon so it's not unheard of and there's a not small amount of Pokemon who probably view us the same way we view animals


henloguy0051

Monstergirls, yeaahhhh


HowlingReezusMonkey

Quest, musume or ishuzoku?


henloguy0051

Was gearing towards musume, but interspecies reviewer would be awesome if not for its medieval fantasy genre.


Geno__Breaker

Encyclopedia 🤣


Mediocre-Extreme6632

Helldivers 2 fans


Ok-Cheek2397

Helldiver is not that bad. didn’t you see the mandatory public service announcement. super earth look like utopia or did you not believe it. do I have to call democracy officer?


Mediocre-Extreme6632

ah yes, because that same psa had John Helldiver's family being mauled to death by a warrior. I, a Supercitizen who wants to do their part to in defending liberty, propersity, and democracy, yes I am worried dying a horrible death. Have you seen what the Automatons did to our comrades bodies, or worse or to our supercitizens?


Tricky-Secretary-251

You wont die if its you or the anti-tank mines


JazzlikeAnybody4347

I’m a stardew valley fan


Tricky-Secretary-251

You are in the best situation currently


RyokoKnight

That's a great one.


travelingpirate

Until you date everyone in town. They find out and shun you.


_Bioscar_

Dead Space Fans


LegoBattIeDroid

I think dead space fans are the people who will get it the worst out of all fiction


Worth-Opposite4437

What do you mean? \[Tuning toward you suddenly.\] You don't want me to make more of these little red towers? It's so much fun... Here, take it. It's dangerous out there, you'll need it. \[Turns back facing the wall... and sculpting.\] ^(Why can't I stop... ? ... No I don't wish to go there yet, silly...)


Geno__Breaker

Make us whole again


Invade_the_Gogurt_I

Depends where you're at really, if it's at the end of the DLC in Dead Space 3 then absolutely sure and maybe Titan Station/Ishimura too, you'd probably have some knowledge to get the heck outta there immediately before it starts


Rao_the_sun

FUCK night city is literally just my current situation plus cyberware. Shit maybe this isn’t as bad as I initially thought and now I thought about the fact I’d be able to reinforce pretty much all of the tissue in my body and rid me of the pain I do have. Damn I know I’m romanticizing this but also I genuinely feel like I’d be in a better spot


Steelquill

I would seriously rather live in *Fallout's* Wasteland than Night City but to each his own.


Mister_Black117

To be fair, fallout 3 and 4 are very mild compared to 1 and 2. But even then those setting don't have pycho borgs with super speed and nano thin blades hellbent on killing everything around them, savages who are lore than willing to rip someone apart just to loot them, and mega corporations who are comically evil.


WizziBot

depends who you are tho, class divide is massive, as a slum dweller youd have your organs harvested by local gangs, no money for implants or even barely enough to get by


Constant-Sign-5569

Mass effect fans: „this is were the fun begins!“


FootFetish0-3

Depends on when you insert into the universe. You go in early enough or after the Reaper threat has ended and it would be like a dream come true. They're a lot of bullshit with plrates and Batarian terrorists, but that's more exaggeratedb because Shepard is pursuing threats. For the most part it's probably a pretty normal life. I'm definitely going to live on the Citadel!


UncomfyUnicorn

Subnautica fans: O-O


quest2overkill

Stay in the Safe Shallows and you're fine (tbh none of us will... anyways I'm off to go build a base in the void) Edit: wording


Jrlopez1027_

I’d probably just go insane. Theres literally nothing to do there with no hope of rescue


Veryegassy

>you're fine *dies of Carar*


Vantriss

Constant panic attacks


Geno__Breaker

Stay in the shallows, enjoy the tech, never attempt to return to Earth.


jimmjohn12345m

Under the sea


Conscious-Ad-6884

Me trying to decide what my favorite is...


Radeisth

Not everyone can choose which of the many horrible ways they can die from.


Conscious-Ad-6884

Good thing I'm indecisive


Pwincess_Iris

I’m off to the streets of Yharnam…


Tricky-Secretary-251

Good luck A hoonter must hoont after all


Pwincess_Iris

Be wary of left


Fill_me_mommy

You have the chance of becoming the chaos god we all aspire to


Pwincess_Iris

Need eyes


Linkinator7510

Ah, the meth ridden alleyways of a post Brexit London.


UnwieldingBlade

Average day for an everyday citizen of Birmingham


TheTinyDrag0n

Dead by Daylight fans


MortusMelee

The worst one for sure. A eternal life of endless torture.


Jim_naine

The Pokemon universe is very dangerous in the manga. You could get mawled by a random Charizard or a Bewear, you could freeze to death by a random Abomasnow, you could get kidnapped by a random Hypno, you could have your limbs ripped apart by a random Machamp, a Diggersby, a Buzzwole or literally any Pokemon with telekinesis, or you could be crushed to death by a random Onix or a Mamoswine. The Pokemon universe is littered with dangerous Pokemons everywhere all at once (and that's not including all the legendaries, including God himself), so unless you're skilled at catching Pokemon, there's no chance you can survive out there And not to mention all the dangerous organizations like Team Rocket, who are very capable of torturing and killing innocent people, as well as causing massive damage to entire cities or even regions


superduperdoobyduper

Yeah but personally I view those as different universes. There’s manga, mainline cartoon, games, live action, maybe more idk. But they’re all pretty different from each other in terms of safety.


Kukri_Cuts

That just sounds like real life but slightly more complicated.


22222833333577

Fare the problem is that in real life terrorists don't regularly do things like anger ancient gods and cause nation wide nonstop hurricanes


Lilgatornator

Oh god, dishonored 2 doesn't seem like a fun place to live


Zestyclose_Fan5250

Doom slayer fans


Tricky-Secretary-251

Helldivers fans


PKFat

Pokemon fans about to get slapped w/ reality


DA_REAL_KHORNE

Well I'm fucked. A few of my favorites are dying light, subnautica and Warframe.


LostAlphaWolf

Warframe is fine. As long as, y’know, you don’t spawn as a Grineer Butcher. Bit of a dice-roll, that one


DA_REAL_KHORNE

If your anything other than something that's allied with the tenno you're on.


LostAlphaWolf

Yep, true. But some existences, however short, would be less tolerable than others lol


rainking56

Im divisive on spiderman. Like the city but superhero comics tend to turn a nice city into a crime filled hell hole you have loud over powered celebrities doing crimes that your heavily funded police force can not touch and you have to rely on a good over powered celebrity to single handedly clean the city.


Wtygrrr

How about the part where half the people you know are disintegrated?


Anime_Erotika

Lovecraft/Junji Ito fans:💀


ZeldaXandre

Zelda fans!


Fantastic_Emu_9570

“Ahh fuck, the castle is in the sky again”


Ok_Requirement9198

Ngl I probably get murdered by a moblin or guardian 


Traditional_Emu_6933

ATLA and TLOK fans if we could also get the abilities


AstrologicalOne

Little shade to nonbenders I see.


Traditional_Emu_6933

Nothing against non-benders.. But it's cool to get to bend the elements Bigger than the elements tho... The Hybrid Animals!!


Steelquill

Kind of a coin toss but even if you weren't a bender, it's still a world of magic, adventure, with the Avatar always around to protect and preserve.


AnderHolka

I feel like Pokemon is a brutal universe too. If you don't have Pokemon, you might be living under a warlord with Salamence, Metagross and Alakazam. 


AstrologicalOne

It depends on were you live in Pokemon. Not to mention you can have Pokemon of your own.


AnderHolka

I mean, theoretically. But it's a world where anyone can have ridiculous power. Best case scenario I can picture is a feudal society where local warlords rule with powerhouse mons.


luv3rboi

Yeah but that’s not what’s shown in pokémon games so clearly that’s not something to worry about?


Steelquill

Thing is, pretty much everyone does have or can get Pokemon pretty easily.


AnderHolka

Yeah, but the gap between regular mons like Pidgey and Rattata and powerful mons is a lot


Steelquill

Sure, but even those Pokémon started as starters and the games show that a Pokémon reaching that same level of power is far from impossible.


AnderHolka

The issue is in the details. So are we going with the universe of the games, the anime, the manga or a mix?


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Whichever one is your favorite


Dontbeme9820

I may get ripped apart by beasts looking for the secrets of life and death but I may also find treasure of the gods, I just hope I’m sent to one of the good worlds.


beemureddits

Gta fans💀


Tricky-Secretary-251

Your going walk outside and get hit by a tactical air strike or something


beemureddits

Cant believe someone would spend almost a mill to grief another player


EASTEDERD

It’s why shark cards were a success


i4858i

But you get to respawn after death


iLikemha-

Me, a Batman fan about to get his shit wrecked in Gotham :


knockout60

I would be fine in the D&D universe, provided I could be a Multi class sorcerer/monk 😁😁😁


Lost-Orangutan

That's a neat combo


L14mP4tt0n

Ay man, I could go for being a roving Paladin. Healing wounds, killing monsters, protecting the innocent. A life of just traveling, preaching the gospel, and helping people. Finding food's plenty easy in the DnD universe, and a little multiclass for wild shape means I don't need a house or tent and can fly in peace instead of risking street thieves.


myEVILi

Pokemon: “Son/Daughter. You’re 11yo now. Time for you to walk across the country alone with an untrained animal and a backpack. Don’t come back until you’ve become the best that ever was.”


22222833333577

I mean you come back for like 5 minutes after becoming a champion then leave to explore islands pocket dimensions other countries and mountains So even that last part sounds false


DifferencePrimary442

Statistically, 40k fans would be absurdly safe. People forget just how many humans there actually are in that setting and most of them live on Hive Worlds. You'd be a drone working 18 hours a day, however.


turtleblue

That's just it, any option is literal hell. Peasant (slave) working entirely on a mining planet, literally you can't even vacation it's mines everywhere all the way down. And fuck hive worlds. Become a religious engineer, get most of your body vivisected and replaced with parts to get ahead. Get your brain blown apart by a psychic, maybe after being slave to one for awhile. Get your body blown apart by any number of aliens or possibly your own people. You just have to hope it's by the ones that aren't either into immolation or really into torture first. Marines get the special privilege of possibly being encased in a metal tomb for 1000 years. Have to deal with the warp in some way. See "Event Horizon" Literally the best outcomes are either to join the inquisition - because you are a total sociopath - or get diseased by the lord of pestilence. For the latter you'll rot apart but at least he grants joy too until the day an Inquisitor nukes your whole planet and family and friends because of your disease.


Nod_Lucario

Elder Scrolls fans Time to break the economy with alchemy, and find a dock-side spouse.


V4ULTB0Y101

Fallout Fans


Specific_Implement_8

Dark souls fans


CrashBangXD

Well, a Hunter must Hunt


Skyburner_Oath

Destiny fans (damn, if I could be chosen as a guardian)


Vantriss

A Song of Ice and Fire.... Oh boy...


shpick

Nothing like having my skin be worn by mad robots, and genetically modified superdogs play limbs with my biten off legs, have my insides pecked out by a man-giraffe with a beak, and brain-wormed bug people finish eating leftovers of my arms and head while i am concious. And if i manage to escape that with a measly run speed of 10mph in a world where everyone can run 20mph never getting tired, get enslaved and do 16 hours of hard manual labor in the mines, eating rock hard bread or burnt meat and die from malnutrition, or infections from a random sword cause i am not a genetically modified superhuman with regnerational powers like the others.


Calippya

I too, run with rocks in my backpack.


biggerppgfan

i'd rather make a device that can allow me to do such a thing


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2TapClap

Harem in a Labyrinth fans


Training-Ad367

“I caught a lopunny Batman” -Joker


Sophia724

Life is strange fans ![gif](giphy|mMfE4ySlRONNYleK5G)


Fragrant_Command_342

Me looking up at the space colony falling while on vacation in Sidney


Worth-Opposite4437

\[Give you a margarita in a coconut.\] The view is amazing. I don't think we'll be doing that ever again...


Large_Discipline_127

Tulpamancers dancing for joy. Their dream comes true for being with their tulpas. Except... I am one of them. I wish I could live in my wonderland physically.


The_Mr_Wilson

Dead by Daylight killer main. I'm fine


SsjSylveriboi

SMT fans especially not in Japan are so incredibly screwed. Adversely JJK fans are incredibly screwed if they ARE in Japan funny lol yin yang thing goin on lol


22222833333577

I would not like to live in the pokemon world a terrorist organization pisses of a god and threatens the entire world on a yearly basis and are best line of defense is preteens using there own gods to stop them Not to the entire system pretty much seems like some weird olagarcical regime controlled by whoever has the best pokemon wich is more often than not some 10 year old from the countryside who now commands an actual god


Forbidden_God

Hollow knight, so like, do I get turned into a bug or?!


Wiindows1

dragon quest could go either way based on which game and how important I would be in the story


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Does this mean I get to ride cat bus!?


DroppedTheShovel

I’m already in mine. It turns out I’m probably just a muggle and don’t have a way to prove it.


SexySquidward42069

Berserk fans 😭😭😭


sunlightwitch7

Darksouls 3


NoIDontwanttobeknown

Oof Dragon Age


Emotional_Bid3736

Rainbow six I’m I cooked?


Tricky-Secretary-251

As long as you don’t work as a member of the attacking or defending team you in a decent situation


Infinity5075

I guess I’m orange juice now…


SweeterAxis8980

Darkest Dungeon fans: